The "feeling sorry for ourselves" thread

[parksie]

I'm bored. I have been for the past 2 weeks. And to top it all off, hardly anyone's doing anything interesting in Chit Chat :(

Come back Katie, your forum needs you.

[crptcblade]

I know, let's start a global thermonuclear war :):D:)

[parksie]

Coooool :D Mutual thermic annihilation :)

[crptcblade]

Okay, let's start with America's wang - Florida! There's something about Disney World I just don't trust...

:)

[parksie]

Never trust anyone named Michael, especially if he wears funny clothes.

[crptcblade]

I'll remember that Mike...hmmm...who dances around in his grandma's panties...:eek:

[kedaman]

so how much would you give me?

[parksie]

Couple of Tridents up the backside should clean you out :)

[chrisjk]

I could do something exciting.........but i can't be arsed

where is she?!?!

[kedaman]

i was talking about ...um... Katie...

[kedaman]

The brainwave matrix is ready

[Jethro]

Clearly your all bored because your not kiwis or aussies. Sorry had to let you know that.

OK l vote kovan aims the tridents at kedaman's butt. It's a horrible job, and kovan is just the guy to do it.

Why don't you stripped all your clothes off, run down your main street screaming "I'm a barrel and l need to get porked!". OK that should fix the boring bit.

[chenko]

I dont think kovan would miss anyway as Keddie has such a fat arse I dont think a 2 year old from oz would miss :p

And I *dont* want to see Mike running around like that, my psychiatrist said it was bad for me ;)

[parksie]

You shouldn't be watching then :D

[chenko]

well its just sooooooooooooooo funny! :p