Ok, I just needed to ask this...

[Good Dreams]

A seventeen old guy (me) never had a girlfriend in his life.

Give a reason or more for this to happen.

[barrk]

1) He could be shy.
2) He could be unsure of himself and it's obvious he has no self-confidence.
3) He could be focused on where he's going and not have time for a girlfriend.
4) He could be one of those people who just aren't interested in having a girlfriend but many friends that are girls is just fine with him.
5) He could be totally obnoxious.
6) He could be gay.

[Good Dreams]

Originally posted by barrk
5) He could be totally obnoxious.
6) He could be gay.

Definatly not gay. The porn sites I visit aren't gay. *oops*

*ahem*

obnoxious?

Sorry, but my hands are dirty from cooking and I can't pick the dictionnary.

[barrk]

a total butt head, ass-hole, annoying person

[barrk]

I didn't read the part that said (me)......sorry....I know you're not gay and I don't find you obnoxious at all!

[Arbiter]

That's a pretty comprehensive list of reasons.

You're not as green as you are cabbage looking are you Katie?

So, Good Dreams. Which do you think it is?

PS - I have a friend who is 22 now and has never had a girlfriend. The reasons I believe apply to him are...

1 through 3, 5 (and I'm beginning to think he's a closet 6)

[Good Dreams]

1 and 2, but I already knew those reasons. Isn't shyness normal in all people?...
PS - I have a friend who is 22 now and has never had a girlfriend. The reasons I believe apply to him are...

1 through 3, 5 (and I'm beginning to think he's a closet 6)

:rolleyes: well, only 5 years to get there...

[barrk]

Originally posted by Arbiter
You're not as green as you are cabbage looking are you Katie?


Does this mean I look like a cabbage?

[barrk]

Originally posted by Good Dreams
Isn't shyness normal in all people?...


No. Not all people. I've never been particularily shy! I always found it easy to talk to people. Say hello and then sit back and listen! The key is to listen first, find something interesting to say about the topic they are discussing. But mostly the key is to start by LISTENING! Then it's easy to overcome the shyness because you have something to add to the conversation.

[chrisjk]

It has been proved (by who I don't know) that humans are shy/cautious by nature, but some people are better able to suppress it (consciously or otherwise) than others.

[Arbiter]

Originally posted by barrk


Does this mean I look like a cabbage?


It's a very old Northern saying, meaning you're fairly wise in the ways of the world.

Just don't ask.... :rolleyes:

[parksie]

Why? :p

[Jethro]

Hey, lets pass the hat around and get Goodreams a hooker for the night:rolleyes: Er, we are only joking about blowup sheep, the girls you are approaching probably aren't being turned on by your plastic friend.

[Jethro]

Katie just thought of this....................the Erin situation. Lets face it GD clearly is intelligent, cooks, and knows at least two languages. But he doesn't like sport.....a gay thing:confused:

[denniswrenn]

GD is too old..... Erin's only 14(I think)... but.. *ahem*... *ahem*.... I'm not 17... or 16... or 15.. or 13... *ahem*...

[parksie]

:rolleyes:

Maybe you should get that throat seen to. Just what have you been putting down there :eek:

[Jethro]

Originally posted by parksie
:rolleyes:

Maybe you should get that throat seen to. Just what have you been putting down there :eek:

.........................LOL........................................

Dennis does Virginia.

[barrk]

Originally posted by denniswrenn
GD is too old..... Erin's only 14(I think)... but.. *ahem*... *ahem*.... I'm not 17... or 16... or 15.. or 13... *ahem*...

Yes, Dennis you are just the right age........unfortunately your geography is bad!

[Jethro]

Originally posted by barrk


Yes, Dennis you are just the right age........unfortunately your geography is bad!

Is this some sort of American in language that the rest of us are unaware of. And how do you know Dennis geography is bad. I heard that everything is big in Virginia.:rolleyes:

[barrk]

He's on the East Coast and we're on the West Coast.....I'm not having my baby doll go that far away from me!:(

[SurfDemon]

GD,

Don't worry about it. You have plenty of time to have women screw up your life..... oops, did I say that out loud?


Now the women in the forum are probably going to disagree with these tips, but in my experience they have always stood me in good stead.

Seriously though, it's no big deal. 17 is young. Most guys don't start really seriously dating until 19-20 ish. When they're at University, they have "some" cash, a car, don't live at home etc. Then you'll be beating them off with a sh*tty stick (i.e. there will be loads of girlfriends).

Believe me you have plenty of time! This is normal.

As for being shy, I am a very shy individual (believe it or not), but I know that I can control it and that it is easier to act the extrovert than suffer in silence. Therefore I appear as an extrovert. I get really nervous before meetings, interviews etc., but once I get in there I'm fine.

This is the same with dating. It's normal to get really nervous, if you go on a date and stay nervous, then the date will be a flop. You have to control your fear, pretend that you are out with some mates. Don't expect the date to lead anywhere, if it does, then thats a bonus, but just enjoy the afternoon/evening for what it is. Be confident that you'll have fun. For instance if the date is becoming painfully quiet, don't be afraid to slap your hands together and say "this is boring, lets go do something else. What do you fancy :- Pub, Pictures, Dancing, Meal etc."

Chances are she will be glad for a change of scene. If you make her suffer through the date as well, then you are doomed to failure.

The trick with dating is to talk about yourself as little as possible. Ask her questions about herself and her family. What sort of pets she has, whats her favourite joke. Intersperse this with little things about yourself, but always make this a link to another subject.

e.g. "Look, there's a labrador. We always had labradors when we were growing up, they're very affectionate. Do you have any dogs, or are you a cat person?" (It's very appropriate to spit on the ground when you say cat person. If she is, then walk out and leave her to pay the bar bill ;)). Seriously though, what womans heart doesn't melt a little bit at the thought of a labrador puppy...... but don't go too mushy on her. Their is a fine line between being a big softy (although not in ALL departments) and being a total wet wimp.

Always laugh at yourself. Don't be afraid to tell a really embarresing story about yourself. (As long as it's not the time you were caught spying on the girls shower room - nothing too pervy). Go with something that happened when you were 5 or 6. If she makes a joke about you, chuckle and give some abuse back. Never tell a story that makes you look good ("I won the noble peace prize in 2000"), this always comes out lame. She'll find your good points out in time.

Smile alot.

Slag her off gently. Women might want a bit of praise, but don't overdo it. Go with the "Well, you Northsiders are a strange lot" type of slag. DON'T go for the "You're fat, ugly and you smell" sort of slag you would use on your mates.

Finally, never underestimate the power of alchohol. It is the greatest leg spreader known to man!


I hope some of this helps,

SD

[Jethro]

Your right SD,

If a good looking girlie buys me six or so beers down the pub, she all ways knows that she can have her evil way with me. So be careful of chicks bearing gifts in pubs GD.

The correct answer to the question

Does this mini make my bum look big?

Is of course

Naw, it always looks big.

or another one

Do l look good in this Frock?

Well you can't expect miracles from a dress honey.

With tips like this, you are guaranteed not to lose your house, car, and money to some hustling bimbo.

[denniswrenn]

Originally posted by Jethro
Your right SD,


You're

You people never learn.... :rolleyes:

[parksie]

:rolleyes:

[chrisjk]

Who wants to be an English teacher when they grow up then!?! :D ;)

[parksie]

Not me :D

[chrisjk]

Hey parksie, pull your darn finger out man! You're in the 2nd div!!

[denniswrenn]

Not me!

I don't like when people use the wrong forms of words.. it reminds me of nukem.... I can't even remember how many times I told him thier is not a word..... :rolleyes:

[kovan]

Originally posted by barrk
a total butt head, ass-hole, annoying person

hmm i wonder why ihave a gf
i think all of the above apply here :)
according to the fights we had Katie :)

do you not miss fighing katie? :)
he he
how are you doing anyways

[parksie]

Oh, and on the subject of Nukem...3)MasterX SDK 1.9.1 - Now includes support for playing mp3's & more!

Category: Direct X
Level: Intermediate

Description: This is the newest release of the MasterX SDK (game engine). MasterX SDK has been the 'guts' which have driven 3 planetsourcecode first place applications. This release Includes new output stream "printtextrectf" which allows you to specify a rectangle, and then use a c style stream (like printf), and output your formated text into that specific area. Example

mxhwnd.text.printtextrectf( 0,0,100,100," This is line one \nthis is line 2\n this is a number %i",100);
Also includes Lee Trager's Multimedia class, that was designed for use with MasterX. Lee just joined Lostsidedead , and wanted to help with the engine. Hes pretty good for being 13 years old, Heh when I was 13 I was still using VISUAL BASIC.

Well Im back off to work.. ill be back next month to drop off a few more k of code
As well all know, the PSC upload for us modem users does not work for anything over like 300 KB. ( I wish Ian would fix this ), so as always I have to upload to my own servers to get you the data.

http://www.lostsidedead-software.com/codes/mx19x1.zip

[denniswrenn]

Hehehehe, did you know nukem said he created winamp? *cackle*....

[chrisjk]

Originally posted in denniswrenn's sig
Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question, yes is the answer:D

[denniswrenn]

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[Beacon]

Change your name GD, good dreams bit like honeybee perhaps the women around you want you to be more masculine try something like crpt's name John Miles Long or Hayward Jablome or even Mike Hunt.

;)

[Jethro]

Originally posted by Beacon
Change your name GD, good dreams bit like honeybee perhaps the women around you want you to be more masculine try something like crpt's name John Miles Long or Hayward Jablome or even Mike Hunt.

;)

But not Wayne Kerr:rolleyes:

and your right Dennis;)

[denniswrenn]

Originally posted by Jethro

and your right Dennis;)


*bitchslap* *kick* *bitchslap*

*ahem*..

[Jethro]

Originally posted by denniswrenn



*bitchslap* *kick* *bitchslap*

*ahem*..

you're getting a bit excited there Dennis, and stop kicking my ankles else l am going to take that hand bag off of ya:rolleyes:

[denniswrenn]

:rolleyes:

[zuperman]

A seventeen old guy (me) never had a girlfriend in his life.

Give a reason or more for this to happen.


A: i can sell you mine :)

[zuperman]

The price is:

$1 and a picture of Figo...

:)

[Jethro]

Zuperman do you still need those report files. My PM got screwed up somehow and have lost your message. The files are too large to load onto vbworld

[zuperman]

Zuperman do you still need those report files. My PM got screwed up somehow and have lost your message. The files are too large to load onto vbworld


thx Jethro, but can u send it to my e-mail, i really need those report files...

thx for your help...

[crptcblade]

Originally posted by Beacon
Change your name GD, good dreams bit like honeybee perhaps the women around you want you to be more masculine try something like crpt's name John Miles Long or Hayward Jablome or even Mike Hunt.

;)

Yup, never hurts to have a porno name for a real name ;)

:D

[Jethro]

Originally posted by zuperman


thx Jethro, but can u send it to my e-mail, i really need those report files...

thx for your help...

Can you PM me the address, and will send zip files in morning;)

[barrk]

Originally posted by kovan


hmm i wonder why ihave a gf
i think all of the above apply here :)
according to the fights we had Katie :)

do you not miss fighing katie? :)
he he
how are you doing anyways

I do miss fighting with you kovan......are you back?

[Jethro]

Originally posted by barrk


I do miss fighting with you kovan......are you back?

He's currently wearing a lime green kaftan and cruising for chicks in his passat.;)

[barrk]

I think he'd have better luck without the kaftan unless he wants to pick up some strange ones!

[Jethro]

Originally posted by barrk
I think he'd have better luck without the kaftan unless he wants to pick up some strange ones!

kovan in his white jockey junior y fronts cruising for chicks:eek:

[parksie]

Well, all the better to show off his...um..credentials ;)

[barrk]

Originally posted by barrk
I think he'd have better luck with the kaftan unless he wants to pick up some strange ones!


:p

[Jethro]

Originally posted by parksie
Well, all the better to show off his...um..credentials ;)

Minor though they may be:rolleyes:

[parksie]

Originally posted by Jethro
Minor though they may be:rolleyes: Poor Kovan, must be a hard life :rolleyes:







*waits*

[barrk]

Difficult at best with such minor credentials...:eek:

[Jethro]

Originally posted by barrk
Difficult at best with such minor credentials...:eek:

And with the freezing weather they have in Canada
:p

[kovan]

*Kovan shakes his head*
let me tell ya
i do wonderful without a kaftan :)
and my passat is very attractive infact its perfect
tinted windows *so no one sees what me and those lovely chicks are doing*
and LOTS of room at the back, *kovan back to reality*

as far as the weather, its freaken hot here

Jethro -
At least i still have some talent left at an attempt to picking up them ladies,
where did yours go?

Parksie -
a wize man once said "Life is what you make it, the harder it is, the more trying that person is doing..." by Kovan 2001
life is tough i tell you
right now am going through a time management crisis
....

Katie

oh ya, i been back for a while now
i just dont have time to make silly posts anymore

infact i coudn't find this thread, jethro had to direct me to it


-----------------------

i see
its 3 againts one
i will win
crush you 3 like a little bug

[Jethro]

Hmmm................think l left it behind in a plane some where between NY and Sydney. Probably if l contact the airline they will be able to find it in outer mongolia or somewhere.

[Beacon]

Talent Kovan dont be silly your buying a merc am i right?
;)

And you dont have time for silly posts! and you call yourself a man pfft!

:p

[Good Dreams]

2 days without internet and when i come back, wow! :eek: :)

Very nice words SD!

Before going I tried to reply but I couldnt and I tried five times. I posted a thread with the same subject dunno if some got it.

Anyway, I must go on with my life, with or without a female companion, and when she arrives, she will arrive.

The name Goodreams gives the wrong impression. I'm male enough to do... male stuff. My friends just call me "david", my teachers call me "mister david!", my dad calls me " you *******", when I talk to a girl she calls me "david! :eek:", when a guy wants my money he calls me "hey you". "goodreams" is just for the virtual world (its more polite and original than "annonymous").

[Jethro]

No probs GD, just hang in there and some lass will fall into your arms.

Remember Women are only after one thing;) Ask Uncle SD to explain it to ya.

[denniswrenn]

Yup... very true... if you don't have the money you aren't going to have much luck.... :p