The beer god demands a sacrifice

[SurfDemon]

With all these threads about the Christian god flying around, my god (the beer god) has got angry and demands a sacrifice.

All who are worthy must go out and consume copious amounts of beer to appease him. Go forth my children and spread the word of the lord (over the pavement/sidewalk at closing time).

Anyone thinking of converting will be pleased to know that my god is very forgiving, and has a place of worship in almost every town.

Repent, Repent for the day of jug-ment is here ;)

SD

[crispin]

thy will be done SD....

[spetnik]

O.. (hic)...LORD , I (hic) sherve u with all from (hic) the bottle of my heart. No matter waht any(hic)one may shay, you are my bottle. I drink from thee and live the way u love. ZZZZZZZZ

[Jeff_1]

Beer god???

Well what about liquor god?? you cant tell me their is no such thing... :rolleyes:

i think his name is jack daniels :D

[barrk]

I thouht it was Captain Morgan!

[chrisjk]

Well, you can worship the beer god if you like, but a new god is in town. His name: Nookie God!! He has simple demands...any form of sexual interaction at least 3 times a week.

Beer...Sex...Beer...Sex...Beer...Sex...hmm, tough choice!

Perhaps a time share scheme could be arranged. 1 week Beer God, next week Nookie God.

[barrk]

Does that mean we can only have sex every other week????????

Forget that nonsense!:(

[chrisjk]

Well alternating days then! Nookie/Beer god does not mind.

[barrk]

Nope....I'm entitled to eight times per week plus a bonus every six months and I'm not willing to compromise! Just read the I found God thread and you'll understand!

[chrisjk]

can't please some people :rolleyes: :)

[barrk]

OOps wrong thread. It was the Post Marathon thread!

[Jethro]

Hmmm....................................beer -> where's a pissed smily when you need one. Thanks in advance Matthew:D

[Chris

Brewers drop can be a nasty thing dude.