I need some good humor!

[ShIzO]

hey,

i don't know about you fellas but i had a really hard weekend, there was a lot of liquid stuff involved... if you know what i mean.

so i am asking anybody to post some good ones for me and for anybody else that has to work and go through hangover at the same time.

thanks

[barrk]

If you're looking for good humor you've come to the wrong place....there's plenty of bad jokes to go around, though!;)

[ShIzO]

bad jokes work for me Katie! feel free to share some with me

[barrk]

For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep and too
much....
partying, but now I found out the real reason:
I'm so tired because I'm overworked.
The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired.
That leaves133 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work.
Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government,
leaving 19 million to do the work.
2.8 million are in the Armed Forces which leaves 16.2 million to do the
work.
Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for State and City
Government , and that leaves 14 million to do the work.
At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals, leaving
1,212,00 people to do the work.
Now there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.
That leaves just two people to do the work.
You and me.
And you're sitting here reading jokes!

[SurfDemon]

How do you make a hormone?











Refuse to pay her.....:D


SD

[barrk]

.................plant a man!


:p

[denniswrenn]

Originally posted by ShIzO
there was a lot of liquid stuff involved... if you know what i mean.



So... ya got laid this weekend?

[Wynd]

What do you call a guy who tells suspenseful stories?
Cliff Hanger.

What organ can't die?
The liver.

more soon... *ducks flying objects*

:D

[barrk]

What do you call a boat full of smart people?



A scholarship:rolleyes:

[barrk]

http://www.whoohoo.net/health