Well there was this old man sitting on a bench reading a java book and this brainy kid walks by and asks why are you reading that java book. So he procedes to tell the kid. Well i hear that the language that is spoken in Heaven is java. So i want to be prepared when i get there. I want to be able to communicate with others. So the kid now asks, what if you go to hell. The old man replies well if i goto hell i already know visual basic.

Well guys i thought this was funny and i was reading through the Britney and barney threads and i thought you guys all need to get a kick. If you guys want me to delete this thread or move it i will.