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[Ianpbaker]

already got mine and now on my personal lear jet to my private holiday island with a bevy of buxom beuties :)

[Bonker Gudd]

:p I just had to reply to this Thread.

[Gaffer]

Mr Gudd and His Fantabulous Lively Member

has anyone on this board actually referred to their nob as a "member"?

I feel a poll coming up...

[CyberSurfer]

Or something coming up, anyway...;)

[Gaffer]

Originally posted by CyberSurfer
Or something coming up, anyway...;)

:eek:

[SurfDemon]

Congrats Mr. Gaffer. :D

I never refer to 'it' as a member because then the word dismember would really make me cringe (as if it wasn't bad enough... but I can live without arms and legs).

SD

[Bonker Gudd]

My friend is called Percy :D

[CyberSurfer]

Nukem got "dismembered", didn't he...;) :p :eek:

[Gaffer]

So, noone calls their ***** a "member" here then?

[SurfDemon]

Originally posted by CyberSurfer
Nukem got "dismembered", didn't he...;) :p :eek:

:p

[SurfDemon]

Originally posted by Gaffer
So, noone calls their ***** a "member" here then?

Nope. It's a *****. If I'm with my mates it might be my wang, wedding tackle, HUGE *****:), porking stick or the favourite part of my anatomy, but never member. It's just tooo.... posh.:)

SD

[parksie]

Hehehe ;) In a manner of speaking ;) Although it must have been a job with his enormous balls :p

[barrk]

Hyperactive Member..........Mrs. Gaffer must be very pleased!;)

[parksie]

I expect so ;) Hi Katie!

Is it something about California that you all start at 8:45?

[barrk]

I start at 7. I just loggin in at 7:45.

Hi Parksie!

[Gaffer]

Hey! Parksie and Katie, this site is for members only. No discussing logging in times... ;)

[Gaffer]

Originally posted by barrk
Hyperactive Member..........Mrs. Gaffer must be very pleased!;)

Always has been Kaite, always has been :smug:

[barrk]

How about if I talk about what time I log in Tom's member? Since I don't have one of my own, I'm at a loss.:eek:

[parksie]

I was just about to make that joke ;)

[Gaffer]

Originally posted by barrk
How about if I talk about what time I log in Tom's member? Since I don't have one of my own, I'm at a loss.:eek:

You can use my member if you like.

[barrk]

So kind of you to offer, Gaffer....however, I don't think Mrs. Gaffer would appreciate it very much and unless Tom's invited too, I know he wouldn't appreciate it either.;)

[Gaffer]

<Gaffer salivates at the thought>

yeah, feck these little noncy clubs everyone's trying to start at the moment.

Everyone, bring your member to our club. Me, Mrs Gaffer, Tom and Katie.

[barrk]

Since Mrs. Gaffer and I don't have members what will our titles be?:confused:

[Gaffer]

Badly Packed Kebabs

:D

[barrk]

Badly???? :( Not exactly a very appealing adjective, is it? Not nearly as glamorous as throbbing or hyperactive...you Men always get the good stuff:rolleyes:

[SurfDemon]

There's an old joke about a little girl and a boy playing. They start the old "you show me yours and I'll show you mine" business and they notice the guy has a "member":) and the girl doesn't. The boy starts teasing her. The girls runs off crying to her mum. Eventually she comes back and she's all smug.

"Well, what are you so happy about? I've still got got a ***** and you haven't", says the articulate little lad.

"Well, I've got a vagina, and mummy says that with one of these I can get as many of those as I want!"

SD

[Gaffer]

Originally posted by barrk
throbbing

:eek:

As we were talking about synonyms for our bits, Badly Packed Kebab is a synonym for, well... you know... female bits...



Urrrgggggg

[barrk]

Originally posted by Gaffer
Badly Packed Kebab is a synonym for, well... you know... female bits...


YGBSM:rolleyes:
That's terrible.............definitely wouldn't make sense to anyone who doesn't know what a kebab is..........I just found out due to you VB-World members enlightening me earlier this year!

[SurfDemon]

Funny thing, but when I eat a kebab, I'm usually drunk and end up with sauce running down my arm. Is this also part of the analogy?

SD

[Gaffer]

And bits of corn in your teeth?

[SurfDemon]

Originally posted by Gaffer
And bits of corn in your teeth?

:D

[Gaffer]

Anyway, enough about kebabs. Lets get back to my member.

[parksie]

You can, I'm sticking with mine :rolleyes:

[Ianpbaker]

Mike an I are fanatic with our members, must be something to do with not getting layed :eek:

Katie - your addicted to member's, but well all knew that ;)

[barrk]

True!

[parksie]

Originally posted by Ianpbaker
Mike an I are fanatic with our members, must be something to do with not getting layed :eek:Exams here, no time for getting laid or being fanatic with your member :rolleyes:

Anyway, the most likely person is about half my age so no luck there then :( Her mum might dismember me for it, and her dad's a doctor so she'd find the most painful way :eek:

[barrk]

Gaffer insists that we stop this nonsense on his thread and pay more attention to his member!

[parksie]

We should make a gold statue of it (be a nice replacement for the Oscars :p)

[barrk]

What would we call it....The Gaffers?

[parksie]

There's enough of those on the blooper reel :rolleyes:

[barrk]

I think I'll just sit here for a minute and contemplate a whole table full of Golden Members (all made in Gaffer's Likeness, of course) being put into the hands of all those people, with people from all over the world watching! Imagine the acceptance speeches....that would be a trip to Bizarro World for sure!

"I'd like to thank the members of the academy for awarding me with this member...It's something I will remember for the rest of my life. I'd like to thank Mom and Dad for all their support in helping me to be awarded this member".............:rolleyes:

[parksie]

LOL Just make sure your mum doesn't catch you polishing it... ;)

[barrk]

:eek:

[Gaffer]

Originally posted by barrk
I think I'll just sit here for a minute and contemplate a whole table full of Golden Members (all made in Gaffer's Likeness, of course) being put into the hands of all those people, with people from all over the world watching! Imagine the acceptance speeches....that would be a trip to Bizarro World for sure!

"I'd like to thank the members of the academy for awarding me with this member...It's something I will remember for the rest of my life. I'd like to thank Mom and Dad for all their support in helping me to be awarded this member".............:rolleyes:

Damn Right! All hail my shiny member!!!! Hurrah!