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Jun 5th, 2001, 06:00 PM
#1
 Bumper stickers spotted this morning
"No Ugly Chicks", going by the head on the driver, l don't think he would have much say in the matter.
"No Fat Chicks", yeap the suspension in this blokes 78 Datsun wouldn't have taken his weight and even a thin chicks.
"Sorry is a Five Letter Word Howard", couldn't agree more.
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Jun 5th, 2001, 06:06 PM
#2
Hyperactive Member
Honk if you like peace and quiet!
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Jun 5th, 2001, 07:47 PM
#3
PowerPoster
my favourite must be the one everyones seen:
I bikie whereing a jacket with "If you can read this the ***** has fallen off!"
Or
NRNR guess what that stands for!
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Jun 6th, 2001, 04:56 AM
#4
Lively Member
I think People who drive too slowly ought to have
"... and tomorrow's lesson is third gear."
Now, aren't you sorry you didn't just keep on scrolling?
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Jun 6th, 2001, 06:15 AM
#5
Fanatic Member
On the bumper of a volvo I saw...
"if you can read this someones nicked my caravan!"
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Jun 6th, 2001, 08:40 AM
#6
Hyperactive Member
I always liked "nuke gay baby whales for Christ."
I thought it did a pretty good job of insulting most groups of people.
SD
"I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy!"
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Jun 6th, 2001, 09:12 AM
#7
Addicted Member
Similar theme, when people write in the dirt on the backs of vans I saw this corker:
I wish my girlfriend was as dirty as this van!
G;)
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Jun 6th, 2001, 09:28 AM
#8
Lively Member
I once saw
DO NOT CLEAN.
Dirt Attraction Test #131
which i thought was quite good.
And same theme as Geoff's
If you think this car is dirty, then you should have sex with the driver
Now, aren't you sorry you didn't just keep on scrolling?
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Jun 6th, 2001, 09:35 AM
#9
Addicted Member
LMAO
I'll have to remember those ones 
G
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Jun 6th, 2001, 09:56 AM
#10
Monday Morning Lunatic
On a white van: Don't judge me by the colour of my van
I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
-- Linus Torvalds
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Jun 6th, 2001, 11:10 AM
#11
"Mean People Suck"
"Hang Up and DRIVE"
"My other car is a Peice of Sh*T also!"
there was a License PLate in NY that had to be revoked after six months...when someone finally figured out what it said
3M TA3
Who can figure it out....(took me FOREVER!!)
JPnyc rocks!! (Just ask him!)
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Jun 6th, 2001, 11:19 AM
#12
Frenzied Member
Originally posted by geoff_xrx
3M TA3
Geoff, NY requires plates on the front bumper, too? This works much better on the front bumper. Wouldn't be quite as much fun in NC.
Travis, Kung Foo Journeyman
As always, RTFM.
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Jun 6th, 2001, 11:27 AM
#13
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Jun 6th, 2001, 11:27 AM
#14
Monday Morning Lunatic
Hehehe I like that one 
I refuse to tie my hands behind my back and hear somebody say "Bend Over, Boy, Because You Have It Coming To You".
-- Linus Torvalds
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Jun 6th, 2001, 11:41 AM
#15
You got it Cyber...
the front bumber is required...thats what makes that plate sooo fun!
it should have been
TIH5 TA3
JPnyc rocks!! (Just ask him!)
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Jun 6th, 2001, 11:50 AM
#16
Addicted Member
help
- 3M TA3
- TIH5 TA3
i don't get it, please help, i need a hint or something.
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Jun 6th, 2001, 11:57 AM
#17
Frenzied Member
Travis, Kung Foo Journeyman
As always, RTFM.
WWW Standards: HTML 4.01, CSS Level 2, ECMA 262 Bindings to DOM Level 1, JavaScript 1.3 Guide and Reference
Perl: Learn Perl, Llama, Camel, Cookbook, Perl Monks, Perl Mongers, O'Reilly's Perl.com, ActiveState, CPAN, TPJ, and use Perl;
YBMS, but Mozilla doesn't.
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Jun 6th, 2001, 12:00 PM
#18
Addicted Member
kewl,
i got it, somehow i missed that part about the rear view mirror...
thx THuG,
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Jun 6th, 2001, 12:09 PM
#19
"Don't Follow Me! I'm Lost Too!"
"Jesus Was my co-pilot... But we Crashed into the side of a mountain and I had to eat him"
"Horn is Broken...Watch for Finger"
"Cats...The OTHER white meat"
"Honk if anything falls off"
"My Son had Sex with your Honor Student"
JPnyc rocks!! (Just ask him!)
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Jun 6th, 2001, 10:15 PM
#20
Originally posted by SurfDemon
I always liked "nuke gay baby whales for Christ."
I thought it did a pretty good job of insulting most groups of people.
SD
.............................lol.................................
Is available at
www.surfdemonpantywaistshandydrinker.com for a small fee.
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Jun 6th, 2001, 11:17 PM
#21
Fanatic Member
I always liked "My son sells drugs to your honor student."
Alcohol & calculus don't mix.
Never drink & derive.
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Jun 7th, 2001, 03:21 PM
#22
Frenzied Member
Okay, in related humor, some ads someone mailed me. They were photo copies, but the file is 60K too big to be posted here, so...
WANTED: Somebody to go back in time with me. this is not a joke. P.O. Box 322, Oakview, CA 93022. You'll get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before.
USED TOMBSTONE, perfect for someone named Homer HendelBergenHeinzel. One only. Ph. 1-888-
- If you're chased by a dog when walking, joggin, or bicycling, stop, turn toward the dog, point, and firmly say "No!" or "Go home!" Repeat as needed. "This is effective even for dogs that do not speak English."
Travis, Kung Foo Journeyman
As always, RTFM.
WWW Standards: HTML 4.01, CSS Level 2, ECMA 262 Bindings to DOM Level 1, JavaScript 1.3 Guide and Reference
Perl: Learn Perl, Llama, Camel, Cookbook, Perl Monks, Perl Mongers, O'Reilly's Perl.com, ActiveState, CPAN, TPJ, and use Perl;
YBMS, but Mozilla doesn't.
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