Okay folks, this joke might need some translation.

Dublin is split by the river Liffey into North and south. Northsiders are regarded by Southsiders as being poor, thick etc. (Out of interest Northsiders consider Southsiders to be limp wristed poofs, but that's not relevant).

So, you can pretty much Translate most of these lines into Blondes or Essex Girls.

1. What's the difference between Northside Girl and
Northside Man?
Northside Girls have higher sperm counts.

2. What's the difference between a Northside Girl and
Bosco? (Bosco was a glove puppet on Television)
You can only get one hand up Bosco.

3. What's the difference between a Northside Girl and
a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your
meat out of it.

4. What's the difference between a Northside Girl and
a condom?
You only use a condom once.

5. What's the difference between getting piles and
breaking off an engagement with a Northside Girl?
When the piles clear up you get your ring back.

6. What's the difference between a Northside Girl and
Lionel Ritchie?
Lionel Ritchie doesn't bleach his moustache.

7. What's the difference between a Northside Girl and
a fish and chip shop?
You can't get crabs in a fish and chip shop.

8. What's the difference between a Northside Girl and
a plate of spaghetti?
A plate of spaghetti moves when you eat it.

9. What's the difference between a Northside Girl and
a supermarket trolley?
A supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.

10. What's the difference between a Northside Girl and
a washing machine?
You can dump your load in a washing machine and it
won't follow you around for a week.

11. What's the difference between a Northside Girl and
The Titanic?
Fewer people went down on the Titanic.

12. What's the difference between a Northside Girl and
a carpenter?
A Northside Girl has longer nails.

13. What's the difference between a Northside Girl and
a German Shepherd dog?
Lip gloss.

14. What's the difference between a Northside Girl and
TnaG? (TnaG is the irish language t.v. station)
Only 40% of IRELAND can pick up TnaG.

15. What's the difference between a Northside Girl and
a Club 18-30 holiday?
On the Club 18-30 holiday there's only a 98%
chance of sex.

Cheers,

SD