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Gary.Lowe
Jun 5th, 2001, 05:30 AM
I think it's about that time again for the north of england VB-World sector to get lashed and find out if the people we talk to online are freaks or not.

Gary.Lowe
Jun 5th, 2001, 05:45 AM
On my own again then?

Cruel Cruel World!

Arbiter
Jun 5th, 2001, 05:46 AM
Well, it goes without saying that I'm up for it.

I don't see why some Southerners can't come as well. They could get a cheap hotel room in the city for the night for about £30-40.

I reckon Behemoth will come for a few.

Come on Northerners, rally around the guiding beacon of....


BEER!!

Gary.Lowe
Jun 5th, 2001, 05:48 AM
I think Matt would be up for it as well?

Arbiter
Jun 5th, 2001, 05:54 AM
I figured as much. Has he ever turned down a night of wild beer drinking?

CyberSurfer
Jun 5th, 2001, 05:58 AM
Methinks I'm a bit too far north...

Arbiter
Jun 5th, 2001, 06:01 AM
Well get on the train/in the car/atop the camel and git yo arse down here.

In fact you can run it. Scots have to run that distance every day carrying a live goat - just to find fresh water!!

Jamagei
Jun 5th, 2001, 06:03 AM
I am a bit too far south :(

Gary.Lowe
Jun 5th, 2001, 06:04 AM
There's always the Great British Rail service which will only take you three weeks to get here.

Arbiter
Jun 5th, 2001, 06:05 AM
Well, all Southerners own a Mercedes - so get up here, and pick up anyone else who's coming on the way!

CyberSurfer
Jun 5th, 2001, 06:07 AM
Anyone coming from Norway who can pick me up along the way? Or do I have to walk barefoot over red hot molten glass all the way there?

Gary.Lowe
Jun 5th, 2001, 06:08 AM
yeah

ianpbakers got his passion wagon ready to save any southerners from the plight of not visiting the rainy north plagued by racisim, taxi driving rapists, Boddingtons and the odd scouser

Jamagei
Jun 5th, 2001, 06:12 AM
Originally posted by Arbiter
Well, all Southerners own a Mercedes - so get up here, and pick up anyone else who's coming on the way!

Ummm, you might be thinking of slightly more northern south England Like Cheltenham. I'd have to go in my 'orse an' cart. Oh-ar.

Gaffer
Jun 5th, 2001, 06:22 AM
Originally posted by Arbiter
Well, all Southerners own a Mercedes - so get up here, and pick up anyone else who's coming on the way!

Difficult to get everyone in a 2 seater ;)

Paul Warren
Jun 5th, 2001, 06:26 AM
By the North I assume you mean Manchester, which of course is the only place worth visting up here. If so, count me in for the odd Aftershock or two.

Gary.Lowe
Jun 5th, 2001, 06:28 AM
That makes 5 so far

Any more bids?

Arbiter
Jun 5th, 2001, 07:44 AM
Is the famous sherry drinking himself, IanP, coming up for beers. He can afford to make the trip quite easily.

parksie
Jun 5th, 2001, 07:47 AM
I'd love to go but exams have kept me firmly tied down to the Midlands :(

I'll get pissed here instead :)

Arbiter
Jun 5th, 2001, 08:33 AM
We can schedule it for when you've finished your exams...

Paul Warren
Jun 5th, 2001, 08:34 AM
Good idea - I'm on holiday until the end of June anyway so what about start of July or later ?

parksie
Jun 5th, 2001, 12:03 PM
After mid-July I'm 18 so much fun will be had by all ;) Nah...I'm completely stuck all the rest of this year :(

Ianpbaker
Jun 5th, 2001, 03:20 PM
go back up to manchester, Do you think i'm mad or something. trying to forget last time, especially when arbiter tried to two time his sheep that he has got.

On a serious note( whatever that is), if it's a saturday night, i'll be glad to come and visit. Unfortunatley this site has gone absolutley hay-wire whislt at work so I'm not around much in the day at the moment. Mail me if any-thing becomes definate :)

Jethro
Jun 5th, 2001, 09:11 PM
........am way too far south for that


.and.

You lot would probably have a couple of middies of shandy between you and call it a night.

Arbiter has a sheep....hmmmm.....

Arbiter
Jun 6th, 2001, 01:17 AM
It's only an inflatable sheep. :rolleyes:

Besides, IanP said he wanted sloppy seconds...

Jethro
Jun 6th, 2001, 02:09 AM
............lol.................


Disturbing image though, Ian with bottle of sherry in one hand, while shagging a blowup sheep:eek:

Arbiter
Jun 6th, 2001, 02:24 AM
I'll be sure to bring a disposable camera on the pub crawl, so I can post all the pictures later.

Will probably need an 18 certificate though....

Gary.Lowe
Jun 6th, 2001, 02:37 AM
You can bet Arbiter has shed aa few tears in the Foot and Mouth Crisis.

All those beautifull sheep. Arbiter even volunteered to roger every sheep in the coutry so they didn't die without ever feeling loved.

Ianpbaker
Jun 6th, 2001, 02:45 AM
ROTFLMFAO :D

If it did go ahead, as you said I would get a hotel for the night and prove that us Southereners can drink just as much. Just can't do it quite as much now in me old age:rolleyes:

alex_read
Jun 6th, 2001, 03:05 AM
You southerners would probably have a couple of middies of shandy between you and call it a night.

...and prove that us Southereners can drink just as much. Just can't do it quite as much now in me old age

I'm up for it :D & don't worry Ian, I'll be able to prove it to 'em us southerners ain't lightweights ;)

Gary.Lowe
Jun 6th, 2001, 03:07 AM
I have an idea

To keep the vb-world traits going instaead of a post race we can have a top shelf race!

alex_read
Jun 6th, 2001, 03:13 AM
Sounds fine to me :D

Good for cheap music shops manchester, though the people are a bit dodgy ...

Ianpbaker
Jun 6th, 2001, 03:23 AM
All bow down to the god of southern comfort. Were not worthy, were not worthy

Gaffer
Jun 6th, 2001, 03:25 AM
Originally posted by Ianpbaker
All bow down to the god of southern comfort. Were not worthy, were not worthy

Bloody hell mate, you and your dodgy drinks!!!

Gaffer
Jun 6th, 2001, 03:25 AM
Originally posted by alex_read
Sounds fine to me :D

Good for cheap music shops manchester, though the people are a bit dodgy ...

Good for cheap butchers too...

Ianpbaker
Jun 6th, 2001, 03:29 AM
nowt wrong with southern comfort

alex_read
Jun 6th, 2001, 03:32 AM
I second that !

Though Gary's favourite Hooch I'm not keen on ...

Gaffer
Jun 6th, 2001, 03:35 AM
It's too sweet IMO. But then again, I'm a lardy micky Guiness drinker...

I think RBVs are the way to go for completely estroying youself with booze..

Arbiter
Jun 6th, 2001, 03:41 AM
Come on!!!!!

Sounds like a night which will become legendary!

OK guys, let's have a show of hands - who's coming then?

Me
Gary
Matt
Behemoth
Ianp (must be Sat night)
Alex

Anyone else?

I think we do the famous 'rainbow' from the top shelf. I think I'm going to need a hotel room in MCR, 'cos I don't think I'll be able to get home...

And, the benefit of a hotel is, it will have a bar so I can pop in for a quick nightcap.

Now all we need are some sexy women coming...

Ianpbaker
Jun 6th, 2001, 03:54 AM
the only reason for a saturday, is that the way the project is going at the moment, there is no way I can get any time off work and i'll be dammed if I'm driving 300 miles straight after work on a friday night :)

Arbiter
Jun 6th, 2001, 04:05 AM
No problem pal.

I pity you having to drive 300 miles back darn sarf after a night on the town with some Northerners.

You'll either still be in casualty having your stomach pumped, or at the least about 212 times over the limit. You'd have to go back late evening on Sun.

Pix
Jun 6th, 2001, 12:50 PM
Are Midlanders included?

Neil Morris
Jun 6th, 2001, 04:45 PM
:D Any Ideas when/where????

Jethro
Jun 6th, 2001, 10:40 PM
Originally posted by Pix
Are Midlanders included?

Ya better go Pix, they will all be totally pissed after two rounds. You know what northerners are like. So will need some one to throw them in a taxi and send em home. Just tell the taxi driver that they ain't drunk and people normally talk like that in Cardiff, which should look lovely at 5.00am in the morning when they wake up.

Arbiter
Jun 7th, 2001, 02:03 AM
Jethro,

Don't give them ideas!

I remember the last night out I had in Manchester, when I got in, I had a set of windscreen wipers in my jacket pocket. Hmmm....

Midlanders are more than welcome, as long as you don't have an atrocious Birmingham accent. You'll still be welcome, but expect us to laugh at you all night. :)

Time and Venue. Well, not sure yet. Manchester will be the venue I reckon (unless anyone fancies a night out in Oldham?), meeting place to be confirmed. 'When' is the flexible part. It needs to be a Saturday for the Sherry Drinker but beyond that any week will go. Some people have exams so are we thinking about 7-8 weeks away?

da_silvy
Jun 7th, 2001, 02:05 AM
can anyone offer me a lift in their jet? matthew gates? your dad has one doesn't he? :D

Ianpbaker
Jun 7th, 2001, 03:13 AM
all sounds good to me, if anyone does need a hotel, check out the garden's hotel in picadilly, reasonabally priced and bang in the city centre , just right to be able to stumble into at 3am :)

Arbiter
Jun 7th, 2001, 03:34 AM
To save me looking it up, how much is it on a Sat night?

Ianpbaker
Jun 7th, 2001, 04:35 AM
If I remember correctly it was a about £60 - £70 a night for a single room, not too bad and it was a nice hotel :)

Gary.Lowe
Jun 7th, 2001, 04:57 AM
Doesn't the WalkAbout in the city centre have rooms for about £40.00 a night.

There's a bar and club included as well. There's also a happy hour from 5-7 where ALL drinks are two for the price of one.

Paul Warren
Jun 7th, 2001, 05:17 AM
There's also an Ibis hotel on Princess Street for £35 a night. It's about 5-10 minutes walk from Piccadilly when sober so adjust this time according to your pissedness.

chenko
Jun 7th, 2001, 05:18 AM
Originally posted by Arbiter
Midlanders are more than welcome, as long as you don't have an atrocious Birmingham accent. You'll still be welcome, but expect us to laugh at you all night. :)

I DO NOT have a brummy accent :mad: :p

Paul Warren
Jun 7th, 2001, 05:19 AM
hey Simon. when did you reappear in the Forums ? Good to see you back matey.

Arbiter
Jun 7th, 2001, 05:36 AM
No Brum accent?

Well, we'll still laugh at you anyway.

So, are you coming Simon?

The Ibis sounds like a good choice. You won't need anything fancy, 'cos you'd be too ******ed to notice anything in the room.

Gary,

I didn't know they put people up in the Walkabout? Or is that what they charge you if they find you asleep under one of the tables?

Paul Warren
Jun 7th, 2001, 05:37 AM
The Walkabout probably charges by the hour, if you know what I mean ?

Arbiter
Jun 7th, 2001, 05:39 AM
I wouldn't know - Gary's the expert there.....

Ianpbaker
Jun 7th, 2001, 05:42 AM
This Ibis chain are nice hotels, been in many of them all over europe, but £35 - £40 is a bit cheap for them, you sure m8 ?

Not quite the hilton that I'm used to though :rolleyes:

alex_read
Jun 7th, 2001, 05:45 AM
but I though Simon offered us all to kip round his house :D ...

Arbiter
Jun 7th, 2001, 05:50 AM
If my house is built by the time we have night out, then a clump of you can kip round at mine.

It's a few weeks off yet though.

I (will) live about 15 miles away from MCR so the cab fare will be a bit high, but won't seem so bad if there's a few in the cab. Certainly a hell of a let less than £60-70 though....

Paul Warren
Jun 7th, 2001, 05:57 AM
I'm pretty sure about those rates, the hotel has got a bloody big sign on the side of the building saying it's £35 per night so unless Saturday's are different or they're just plain lying then that must be right ( mustn't it ? ) Don't know the number though but I'm sure I could get it when I go to pick my car up later and post it on Tuesday when I'm back in work. Would do it over the weekend but I'm moving house.

Gary.Lowe
Jun 7th, 2001, 06:01 AM
Originally posted by Ianpbaker
This Ibis chain are nice hotels, been in many of them all over europe, but £35 - £40 is a bit cheap for them, you sure m8 ?


Ian are you on comission for Ibis or something

alex_read
Jun 7th, 2001, 06:02 AM
I'm just messing, you lot are way too organised, I'll worry about that when I'm down there, there's enough of them :)

Gary.Lowe
Jun 7th, 2001, 06:05 AM
If it's all blokes, who's up for the Fantasy Bar

Hubba, Hubba!

chenko
Jun 7th, 2001, 06:11 AM
Originally posted by alex_read
but I though Simon offered us all to kip round his house :D ...

:confused: your wecome anyway :D.....only like 15 pubs in this small town :rolleyes:

Paul: Last night...and im back "part-time" :)

chenko
Jun 7th, 2001, 06:23 AM
Originally posted by Arbiter
No Brum accent?

Well, we'll still laugh at you anyway.

So, are you coming Simon?



bit weird when everyone is nearly twice my age.

alex_read
Jun 7th, 2001, 06:28 AM
I'm only 4 years older than you !

Gary.Lowe
Jun 7th, 2001, 06:30 AM
I feel like a right old bastard now!

Neil Morris
Jun 7th, 2001, 06:34 AM
Originally posted by chenko



bit weird when everyone is nearly twice my age.

I'm only 5 years older.........

alex_read
Jun 7th, 2001, 06:36 AM
I feel like a right old bastard now!
Well, you are :p

Don't worry, it happens to us all, in another 50 years I'll be as old as you ...

Gary.Lowe
Jun 7th, 2001, 06:38 AM
and I'll be six feet under most probably!

chenko
Jun 7th, 2001, 07:09 AM
Originally posted by alex_read
I'm only 4 years older than you !

Well same difference :p

Ianpbaker
Jun 7th, 2001, 07:12 AM
age is irrelevant, drinking copious amount's of alchahol and making a complete prat of yourself is.

Garry BTW, take heart that when I met you, I didn't think you was 30 :).
I'm 23 in 6 month's and I'm starting to go bald :eek:

chenko
Jun 7th, 2001, 07:16 AM
Originally posted by Ianpbaker
age is irrelevant, drinking copious amount's of alchahol and making a complete prat of yourself is.

Garry BTW, take heart that when I met you, I didn't think you was 30 :).
I'm 23 in 6 month's and I'm starting to go bald :eek:

I can make a prat of myself :D


My graphics tutor was 21 and bald! :eek:

Gary.Lowe
Jun 7th, 2001, 07:16 AM
Drinking copious amounts of alcohol has it's draw backs at my age as 50% of my time out on the lash is spent empting my colostomy bag

Ianpbaker
Jun 7th, 2001, 07:24 AM
Do you also have to put your teeth back in to bite the lemon after a tequilla slammer :p

Gary.Lowe
Jun 7th, 2001, 07:26 AM
I don;t have that problem anymore as I have a portable liquidiser

Ianpbaker
Jun 7th, 2001, 07:39 AM
you should see this weeks zimmo frame weekly, got a new model that folds down into a back pack and comes with a 900 bhp engine to get to the post office in the morning in absolute blinding times :)

Behemoth
Jun 7th, 2001, 07:40 AM
Hi all!

Originally posted by Paul Warren
There's also an Ibis hotel on Princess Street for £35 a night. It's about 5-10 minutes walk from Piccadilly when sober so adjust this time according to your pissedness.

Has it been built yet? When I walked past about 2 weeks ago, it still had all the scaffolding up.

Mind you, the Janaam next door does a fantastic chicken kebab...

Gary.Lowe
Jun 7th, 2001, 07:43 AM
Just ordered my Stannah Stair lift from that this week.
Getting the deluxe edition with built in camode so I don't have to worry if I don't get to the top of the stairs in time.

chenko
Jun 7th, 2001, 08:10 AM
Originally posted by Gary.Lowe
with built in camode so I don't have to worry if I don't get to the top of the stairs in time.

LMAO!!!!

ricmitch_uk
Jun 7th, 2001, 01:39 PM
I'm up for it. But you'll all have to spend the night sneaking me pints...:rolleyes:....

Any date ideas yet? The mid-end of August is good.

Pix
Jun 7th, 2001, 02:47 PM
No I'm not a Brummie nor do I have a Brummie accent!:mad: :p

chenko
Jun 7th, 2001, 02:53 PM
Originally posted by ricmitch_uk
I'm up for it. But you'll all have to spend the night sneaking me pints...:rolleyes:....

Any date ideas yet? The mid-end of August is good.

Cant you get served??

chenko
Jun 7th, 2001, 02:56 PM
Originally posted by Pix
No I'm not a Brummie nor do I have a Brummie accent!:mad: :p

Why does everyone think midlanders have a brum accent?

Pix
Jun 7th, 2001, 03:26 PM
I dunno

chenko
Jun 7th, 2001, 06:15 PM
Originally posted by Pix
I dunno

I think its a class A offence!!!

Jethro
Jun 7th, 2001, 06:34 PM
Originally posted by chenko


I think its a class A offence!!!

We think the same about English accents, it's an offense against humanity:rolleyes:

Hey, Ian probably gets real excited about your avatar......no not going to post the rest of that thought:eek:

alex_read
Jun 8th, 2001, 03:00 AM
We think the same about English accents, it's an offense against humanity
I say, that's rather unfair of you old chap.
Pip pip, really quite foul what?, rather

I'm up for it. But you'll all have to spend the night sneaking me pints...
That's fine by me, but bear in mind my commisions 40% ... :D

Gary.Lowe
Jun 8th, 2001, 03:04 AM
People will have to go to the bar for me to as I can't get in and out of chairs as well as I used to, the old war wounds an such.

Arbiter
Jun 8th, 2001, 03:04 AM
So, are all these Midlanders coming, or are they just going to continue carping on about how they've been categorised as Brums?

We've got a few people on the list now.

Ok, then people, show of hands - who's in 'in principle', we can thrash times and dates out later...

Gary.Lowe
Jun 8th, 2001, 03:05 AM
ME!!!!!!!!

alex_read
Jun 8th, 2001, 03:13 AM
Well I'm in Stevenage, but count me in anyway ! :D

Ianpbaker
Jun 8th, 2001, 03:14 AM
I'll have to wear my protective anti-northerner suit, but count me in

Arbiter
Jun 8th, 2001, 06:41 AM
Protective Anti Northerner Suit?

That's just an excuse to wear a dress isn't it....

chenko
Jun 8th, 2001, 07:33 AM
Originally posted by Arbiter
Protective Anti Northerner Suit?

That's just an excuse to wear a dress isn't it....


Lol!

these midlanders have names you know!! :p

Ianpbaker
Jun 8th, 2001, 07:49 AM
it's a nice low cut strapless number. looks grand with my hairy chest poking out of the top :eek:

chenko
Jun 8th, 2001, 07:53 AM
*drool* erm i mean :eek: ........*runs away* ;)

ricmitch_uk
Jun 8th, 2001, 12:22 PM
Originally posted by chenko


Cant you get served??
I probably could, but, just in case. If I fo get busted, then you lot'll all get thrown out too, if I'm seen to be with you... I think...:rolleyes:

Is a visit to a strip club planned?;)

Paul Warren
Jun 12th, 2001, 03:00 AM
Count me in. The Ibis is definitely open and the sign says £35 Fri-Sun nights. It's on the corner of Princess Street and Charles Street.

Did someone mention a strip bar earlier ? Fantastic, although I'll have to get my pacemaker tuned to cope with it ( I'm an elderley 31 ). Can we get a double wheelchair like those double baby buggy things for me and Gary then you young 'uns can wheel us around in style ( and some young ladies to sit in our laps and feed us our beer ? ) ahhh ... heaven.

Good to see you back ( part-time ? ) Si

chenko
Jun 12th, 2001, 03:30 AM
Originally posted by Paul Warren
Good to see you back ( part-time ? ) Si

Im sooooooooo bored...and I just cant keep away. Plus if you have read my post in post race....I think some people will see whats coming...

Paul Warren
Jun 12th, 2001, 03:37 AM
er, time to get the ol' rusty spoons out of the cupboard and start playing a harmonica ?

chenko
Jun 12th, 2001, 03:44 AM
Originally posted by Paul Warren
er, time to get the ol' rusty spoons out of the cupboard and start playing a harmonica ?

MUWAHAHAHAHA!!

Gary.Lowe
Jun 12th, 2001, 04:00 AM
I can play the harmonica

chenko
Jun 12th, 2001, 04:14 AM
Originally posted by Gary.Lowe
I can play the harmonica

Dont matter if you can play or not :p

Arbiter
Jun 12th, 2001, 05:20 AM
I think we're going to have to treat everyone to a trip to the Hollywood Show Bar in this pub crawl.

Gary,

Are you working on a route for the crawl?

Paul Warren
Jun 12th, 2001, 05:23 AM
I didn't think you could get in unless you bat for the other side ? Canal St. sounds good though, not too far from Long Legs and lots of young student girlie types to look at.

Arbiter
Jun 12th, 2001, 05:34 AM
You can get in, I was dragged in on Saturday, but I was with a horde of Dykes. Should be an eyeopener for most people ;)

Canal Street is the start of the Gay Village isn't it?

In fact I met Gary and IanP in Spirit last time, and that's on Canal Street isn't it?

My city centre geography's not too hot....

ricmitch_uk
Jun 12th, 2001, 12:31 PM
My knowledge of Manchester geography is restricted to Deansgate area, Spring Gardens area, and Market Street area (Aflecks Palace:D)....

alex_read
Jun 13th, 2001, 02:22 AM
I've only been there about 3 times, and haven't got a clue where anything is, plus my general sense of directions crap, so I'll probably meet you all there about a week after we arrange a date ... :rolleyes:

I hear mossides got quite a few nice, quiet pubs with freindly people ...

Jethro
Jun 13th, 2001, 02:35 AM
Don't you pommies ever go to sleep. It's 5.30pm downunder EST, and your countrymen having been posting since 7.45am:eek:

Arbiter
Jun 13th, 2001, 02:38 AM
We are the superior race.

You Aussies are inferior.

You will be assimilated!!!!!!

*ahem*

sorry.....

Paul Warren
Jun 13th, 2001, 02:41 AM
I was going to say it's because there's something important to sort out, like beer. But I like Arbiter's answer better.

All hail, er, Northerners !

Jethro
Jun 13th, 2001, 03:54 AM
Originally posted by Arbiter
We are the superior race.

You Aussies are inferior.

You will be assimilated!!!!!!

*ahem*

sorry.....

I like the way you guys live under delusions:) Must be all the rain and having *shudder* Leeds in your country. Ok got to log, its drinks o'clock, that magically time of the day:)

Gary.Lowe
Jun 13th, 2001, 05:21 AM
The only problem I have with the HollyWood Show bar is that it plays 80's music, and in my book the 80's should be erased from history!

Behemoth
Jun 13th, 2001, 05:26 AM
I would therefore be approaching my 13th birthday, and be unable to be served...

Gary.Lowe
Jun 13th, 2001, 05:31 AM
We could always gather on the street corner with a couple of bottles of cider.

Arbiter
Jun 13th, 2001, 06:18 AM
Don't forget the white lightning!

chenko
Jun 13th, 2001, 08:23 AM
Originally posted by Gary.Lowe
We could always gather on the street corner with a couple of bottles of cider.

OOOOOOOOkkkkkkkaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy!:eek:;):p

Paul Warren
Jun 13th, 2001, 08:30 AM
* old man dodders into view *

"The youth of today ! Wasn't like that in my day, people had respect for others. We didn't go drinking in the streets - didn't have streets, just mud, mud for miles all around. Bored ? We didn't know what boredom was. Oh no, we got collera and TB and other interesting diseases ... Those were the days."

* wanders out of view mumbling about air raid shelters and sheep *

Arbiter
Jun 13th, 2001, 08:38 AM
eeeehhhh when I was a lad, we used to play wi' our stick an 'oop!

Cholera? You lucky bastard! We'd 'ave killed to 'ave a good does of cholera.

We didn' even 'ave air raid shelters we used to 'ide under the sheep! 'Corse - that was what we claimed anyway....

chenko
Jun 13th, 2001, 08:42 AM
Originally posted by chenko
OOOOOOOOkkkkkkkaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy!

Paul Warren
Jun 13th, 2001, 08:43 AM
eee, I were only giving a taster of what life were like back then. It were far better'n that really. ay, I remember when the mill owners used to beat us black n blue then roger us silly for hours at a time. Ah, brings tears to me eyes thinking of those days lad.

chenko
Jun 13th, 2001, 08:53 AM
ARGH!!! tortilla chips ****ing hot!! ok now my stomach is burning !!

Imhotep
Jun 13th, 2001, 01:18 PM
I'll come, but how far is Manchester from Thebes?

chenko
Jun 13th, 2001, 01:28 PM
Originally posted by Imhotep
I'll come, but how far is Manchester from Thebes?

Well you better start practising.........as i dont think northerners take to kindly to you chewing on them

Imhotep
Jun 13th, 2001, 02:28 PM
I am Imhotep, High Priest of Osiris and marshall of the dead.

I shall destroy all who oppose me. I fear not Northerners!

chenko
Jun 13th, 2001, 02:36 PM
Originally posted by Imhotep
I am Imhotep, High Priest of Osiris and marshall of the dead.

I shall destroy all who oppose me. I fear not Northerners!

your not from round here arnt you :p

Arbiter
Jun 13th, 2001, 04:45 PM
There's one born every minute isn't there?

High Priest or no, show your face in Manchester spouting that kind of rubbish and I'll rip the other half of your jaw off.

:rolleyes:

Paul Warren
Jun 14th, 2001, 02:59 AM
Imhotep - You seem to be lacking a sense of humour and I for one do not want to go for a drink with a miserable b*stard like you. Why not go to your local Conservative club instead ? I'm sure you'd fit in nicely.

chenko
Jun 14th, 2001, 03:02 AM
Originally posted by Paul Warren
Imhotep - You seem to be lacking a sense of humour and I for one do not want to go for a drink with a miserable b*stard like you. Why not go to your local Conservative club instead ? I'm sure you'd fit in nicely.

Nicely put :D

Arbiter
Jun 14th, 2001, 03:04 AM
Tremendous!

Paul Warren
Jun 14th, 2001, 03:06 AM
No problem, it's all in a day's, er ... work

chenko
Jun 14th, 2001, 03:08 AM
:D

Imhotep
Jun 14th, 2001, 03:11 AM
For that I shall destroy you all!!!

I have the strength of the ages, power over the sands.

You will pay for your sins!!!!

PinkPanther
Jun 14th, 2001, 03:13 AM
My good man - you are boring one. Please bugger off and play with oneself.

chenko
Jun 14th, 2001, 03:24 AM
Like arguing with your self er? BUSTED!! :p

Bonker Gudd
Jun 14th, 2001, 03:51 AM
This thread has changed a bit from northern VB-World Pub crawl :p

chenko
Jun 14th, 2001, 04:41 AM
Bagwhap!

Arbiter
Jun 14th, 2001, 04:43 AM
Who's a bag whap?

Are you coming on this pub crawl?

Are you and Imhotep going to duke it out?

chenko
Jun 14th, 2001, 04:56 AM
Originally posted by Arbiter
Who's a bag whap?

Are you coming on this pub crawl?

Are you and Imhotep going to duke it out?

no its bagwhap! :p


Umm, Not to sure yet, It would have to be a saturday.... around what date are you thinking?


I wont fight with Imhotep, I will use my energy on a worthy opponent :p

Imhotep
Jun 14th, 2001, 04:58 AM
I have till the ends of time.

chenko
Jun 14th, 2001, 05:01 AM
Originally posted by Imhotep
I have till the ends of time.

just **** off you ****, i aint talking to you!!!

Imhotep
Jun 14th, 2001, 05:12 AM
For that outburst, you must die.

I shall lop off your head, hollow out your skull and use it a vase!

Bonker Gudd
Jun 14th, 2001, 05:17 AM
Imhotep, I think you should lay off the formaldehyde :p

Imhotep
Jun 14th, 2001, 05:28 AM
It makes a good mouthwash. Gets rid of the stench of rotting flesh fairly well.

Also helps produce those flies that I can belch.

Have you ever seen that trick - goes down well in pubs!

O'Connell
Jun 14th, 2001, 05:35 AM
Do not fear! I'll get rid of this ****.

Bonker Gudd
Jun 14th, 2001, 05:36 AM
You'd probably fit in well at my local.
I can see you propping up the bar every night :o

Imhotep
Jun 14th, 2001, 05:39 AM
O'Connell.

First I'll have my wicked way with Evelyn whilst you watch and then I suck out your brains with a straw!

Behemoth
Jun 14th, 2001, 05:41 AM
So anyway, did we decide upon the important stuff yet?

1) who's coming?
2) where?
3) when?
4) where are we going for kebabs afterwards?

alex_read
Jun 14th, 2001, 05:45 AM
no,
no,
no,
no.

see you there then

chenko
Jun 14th, 2001, 05:49 AM
4) where are we going for kebabs afterwards?

Dimarcos!! well its a little far outa the way, but heck they do nice kebabs!!!

O'Connell
Jun 14th, 2001, 05:49 AM
Originally posted by Imhotep
O'Connell.

First I'll have my wicked way with Evelyn whilst you watch and then I suck out your brains with a straw!

You are problably comparing my brains with yours. Wrong reference...

Arbiter
Jun 14th, 2001, 05:52 AM
I'm not so sure about a kebab afterwards.

WHAT AM I SAYING??!?!?!?

Large donner please, no salad, hot sauce.

Behemoth
Jun 14th, 2001, 05:53 AM
Janaam chicken naan kebab with mango chutney.

Cool as!

chenko
Jun 14th, 2001, 05:55 AM
Originally posted by Arbiter
I'm not so sure about a kebab afterwards.

WHAT AM I SAYING??!?!?!?

Large donner please, no salad, hot sauce.

hehe, same here, no salad, but lots of the hot sauce :)

Ianpbaker
Jun 29th, 2001, 06:39 PM
What's happening then. You get me all exited about having to drive 300 miles back up to the dark and gloomy land that is known as Manchester :rolleyes: and What happens, it all goes dead.

We all still up for this or not ?. Ok we have the walking wounded at the moment, but in a couple of weeks he will fine again and If there is enough of us I am more than happy to make the journey.

ricmitch_uk
Jun 30th, 2001, 03:13 AM
Don't ask me.... I'm underage...:rolleyes::(

chenko
Jun 30th, 2001, 05:40 AM
When I was out last night I see this kid that was just about to turn 20, and he looked like a 14 year old!!!

Gary.Lowe
Jul 2nd, 2001, 03:13 AM
Right, seeing as nobody else is taking the intiative I will.

I reckon the 26, 27 July

The Walkabout Bar (or any other suggestions)

There's also a dirty Kebab shop not far.


We could do with putting this to the vote but I don't know how to do it yet. Any Takers?

Behemoth
Jul 2nd, 2001, 04:00 AM
Originally posted by Gary.Lowe
Any Takers?

:eek:

Ianpbaker
Jul 2nd, 2001, 04:01 AM
could do with putting it back by a week or so, just to make it just past payday so everyone will have money. Apart from that, I ain't got a problem :)

Gary.Lowe
Jul 2nd, 2001, 04:08 AM
Sounds good to me

The 20th or 21st then?

Behemoth, there had to be one.

I'll rephrase it then.

Any up for a goog bangin at the end of the month then?

Iain17
Jul 2nd, 2001, 04:09 AM
Well, well, well. Long time no see guys, glad to see you guys still have your priorities sorted. :D

Ianpbaker
Jul 2nd, 2001, 04:30 AM
Gary, I don't know about manchester, but down here, putting the date back would put it at the beginning of august :p

Iain - How the devil are you mate, been quite a while :)

Iain17
Jul 2nd, 2001, 04:35 AM
I’m bloody marvelous old chap. Just finished Uni a couple of weeks ago, and now I am back at work, which is why I am back on the forums again. :D

And you know what those northeners are like, couldnt tell the arse from the ear hole unless they had a map ;)

Ianpbaker
Jul 2nd, 2001, 04:40 AM
Glad to hear it sir, What,what. How do you think you did overall ?

Myself, I'm still slugging it out, but I'm working in hastings, as the company I work for, has got me on an In-house project, so no travelling for quite a while :). I was working up in manchester for a while and had the missfortune of meeting Gary and Arbiter ;)

Gary.Lowe
Jul 2nd, 2001, 04:46 AM
Oooohhh BACK!

August sounds fine to me. Can't make it any later than August though as I go on holiday for two weeks, Whe Heyyy!

Sun, Sea, Beer, Spirits, Chasers, plenty of vomiting.

Iain: No Sarcasm lost in your efforts trying to become a professional while you've been away then.

Iain17
Jul 2nd, 2001, 04:50 AM
Not sure how I did, I am looking at a 2:1 or a 2:2 I think, but how knows. The important thing is that I have a job again :)

Yah, I’m back in Bucks again, though it looks like I will have to go to London for a while for the project I am working on.

Nope Gary, I have not lost the sarcasm, if anything it has been honed to a more cynical edge by the damn lecturers.

chenko
Jul 2nd, 2001, 08:46 AM
ahhhhhh, I see this has come back, Its gonna be a bit early for me so im out.

ricmitch_uk
Jul 2nd, 2001, 01:09 PM
August is good, although I suspect parents are not...:(

Paul Warren
Jul 4th, 2001, 02:45 AM
SO what's happening then ? Are we getting leathered ( insert smut here please ) ? What about Saturday 4th August in that Aussie bar Gary mentioned ? Who's up for it ( and again ) ?

Gary.Lowe
Jul 4th, 2001, 03:19 AM
August 4th sounds good to me!

Ianpbaker
Jul 4th, 2001, 03:25 AM
No problem here apart from Gary smells :)

Gary.Lowe
Jul 4th, 2001, 03:29 AM
Your damn right

it's making me heave too.

Iain17
Jul 4th, 2001, 06:25 AM
lol, trust you guys to pick my B-Day, have a drink, or two, for me ;)

ricmitch_uk
Jul 5th, 2001, 01:26 PM
4th August.... hmm. I'd better start saving, my cashcard ain't gonna last till then ;)

chenko
Jul 5th, 2001, 04:10 PM
Me and a mate are thinking of coming, thats if you dont mind him?

ricmitch_uk
Jul 5th, 2001, 04:14 PM
Originally posted by chenko
Me and a mate are thinking of coming....
That's OK. i'm sure we can mop it up.... :p

chenko
Jul 5th, 2001, 05:12 PM
LOL, that train really shook my stomach in the train! Lucky I made it to the toilet in time :D

gravyboy
Jul 9th, 2001, 05:33 AM
AUGUST 4TH?

My brother's getting married that day - I'm best man so I really should attend . . . .

Tsk, tsk Gazza really should've known that - anyway he'll probably be in London polishing his finest Italian accent!!!!!!

Gary.Lowe
Jul 9th, 2001, 05:35 AM
should'nt you be working on those option buttons?

alex_read
Jul 9th, 2001, 06:57 AM
Damn, that's my hols. :mad:

Hmmm, spend the week in Ibiza, or write that off & go to Manchester for one night, have to think on that one ... :D

Paul Warren
Aug 6th, 2001, 04:04 AM
Wow, what a night. Went to loads of bars, a strip club, a club and then a wild party full of beautiful ladies. You guys really missed out.

* Paul wakes up, smelling the bacon *

chenko
Aug 6th, 2001, 04:08 AM
bacon? *drool*