Honeybee... so, what are we going to do, as part of your "elite" club !?

[Xenonic_Rob]

OK Honeybee, I'm a member, now what happens?
Is there some *secret* meeting ?

You'll have to advise me on this one ... !

[chrisjk]

Disillusioned with HB's Elite Club? Defect and join my club Member perks are basically you get to play cool Flash/Shockwave games to improve your member rank!!

I haven't seen much of HB lately anyway, not since he had that run-in with Jethro.

[Xenonic_Rob]

Oooo... tell, tell!
I know nothing of the HB/Jethro incident! Unless it was that one in Forum Feedback... ?

[chrisjk]

To cut a long story short, HB amde a comment which was the last straw for Jethro, so he kind of left in a huff (an inbred drama queen I think it was put ) but since Jethro's return, HB has done a bit of a runner.

[billfaceuk]

ha ha those guyz what will that get up to next???

[Xenonic_Rob]

Who knows...

[Arbiter]

I think the goal of HoneyBee's club is to get as high a post count as possible 'honestly'.

Quite why I'm not sure.

Oh yes, there are additional secondary goals involving irritating as many people as possible by being obnoxious, hypocritical and downright rude if possible.

Must make you proud to be a member

[Xenonic_Rob]

Right ... !!

[Jamagei]

Originally posted by honeybee
Xenonic_Rob, as part of Honeybee's Elite Club, you have got many options.

1. Participate in the building of the VB-World Members' Site at www.vbden.mulunkey.com. For more details you can visit the communication area.

2. Post puzzles like I did and whoever solves a puzzle first gets to be a member of this club, if not one already.

3. Increase your post count beyond that of Megatron by respected means, i.e. posting useful hints/advice/codes/links etc. etc.

4. Do not, repeat DO NOT, make people (sorry, Members) go mad. I should not be much bothered about the general public. ()

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BORING!!

[Bonker Gudd]

Now that I'm a member of your Club, can I have 2 pints of Cider and a Gin and Tonic please?

[Jamagei]

Originally posted by honeybee
OK, here is the prime objective for Honeybee's Elite Club:

[humour]Oust Jamagei from Chit Chat! [/humour]

Many a true word is spoken in jest. So are these your true feelings you want me gone?

[serious]Post a puzzle which Jamagei cannot ever solve.[/serious]

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Frankly this wouldn't be difficult. I haven't solved one of your puzzles yet. But then I don't really bother trying either. I prefer to solve 'Life' puzzles, such as 'what shall I wear to work today?' and 'Which pub shall we go to?' They are much more fun and generally more rewarding. I think the real show of intelligence would be posting a puzzle that you devised. The people who make up these puzzles are gonna be more intelligent that the person who solves it.

[Jamagei]

Originally posted by honeybee
Just like you don't create real-life problems, like What You should wear while going out and so on, I don't create puzzles, in fact not even try to solve them. I post them here to see if others can do that. As for my own puzzle solving, I have solved ricmitch_uk's puzzle in Honeybee's Club (9) or (8) about flight schedules. It might not be a brilliant one, but that shows that I can solve, too.

For more explanations on the [humour][/humour] and [serious][/serious] tags, please look up the Forum Feedback thread 'Two More Tags' by me.

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Of course I create real-life problems. Everyone does. Everytime you have to work something out. That is solving a problem. I wasn't saying that you couldn't solve puzzles. I was saying I would be more impressed if you created a puzzle to solve(logically you like the square one you did back in HB's Club(6) i think). Because generally people who create the logical puzzles have to be pretty intelligent. because basically they have to un-solve a puzzle that doesn't even exist!

and as for the tags, I think you mis-understood me. I know what the difference between humour and serious is. I was merely stating the fact that 'many a true is spoken in jest' meaning that you may well say it in a joke format but it is actually what you mean. Because then if someone takes offense you can fall back on "Well it was only a joke, lighten up" or something along those lines. Or you can gauge the reactions of others and see if it would be possible to follow your 'Joke' up.