What should I do??

[barrk]

I can't seem to wake up today. I've had more than enough coffee...I've had some bad jokes from Gaffer...I've had some of SD's "wit" and still here I sit with my eyes at half mast.....any suggestions???

[parksie]

:eek: That's a bit of an eye-opener :)

[SurfDemon]

Your daughter just phoned. Apparently she's pregnant.

[SurfDemon]

Oh, Yeah! And Parksie's the father.

[barrk]

Are you trying to wake me up or give me a heart attack???????????

[parksie]

A heart attack...it's a lot shorter than the rest of your day.

PS: I deny the allegations :p I don't even have that photo anymore :)

[barrk]

today has already been a week long I think:(

[SurfDemon]

Sorry, didn't think of the terrible shock it might be to your ticker.

I suppose this is similair to the reason the judge gave me why I shouldn't creep up up behind old men while they're jogging and shout "BOO' at the top of my voice.

SD

[barrk]

Even if I was a teenaged mother my babydoll pregnant at 14 would probably kill me!

[SurfDemon]

Well, you probably don't want to hear about her drug habit then.

[barrk]

Yikes!:eek:

I'm awake now...I may never sleep again actually!....err...thanks, I guess:confused:

[parksie]

In that case you'll hear her come into the house early in the morning with her 40yr-old transvestite boy/girlfriend :eek:

[barrk]

In that case you'll hear her come into the house early in the morning with her 40yr-old transvestite boy/girlfriend

I'd probably react the same way your Mom did when she caught you!:eek:

[SurfDemon]

Originally posted by barrk
I'm awake now...I may never sleep again actually!....err...thanks, I guess:confused:

My work here is done! I must away now for drowsiness never sleeps.... er, actually I suppose it does. I should maybe have thought that speech out a bit more carefully.......

[barrk]

Will you be back?

[parksie]

Originally posted by barrk
I'd probably react the same way your Mom did when she caught you!:eek: So you'd rip your pyjamas off and sit on his(her?) face? :eek: :eek:

[barrk]

Your Mom is quite the wild woman, Parksie....did your boy/girlfriend enjoy it?

[parksie]

I dunno, I don't have a boyfriend :rolleyes:

[barrk]

How could you have a boyfriend when your Mom keeps sitting on their faces before yu get a chance:eek:

[parksie]

*ahem*

I'll just stick to texting female friends ;) Pity she's a lot younger than me :(

[barrk]

Who...Erin?

This whole subject is kind of creeping me out.....so............


How was your weekend? It sounds like you've been fighting with your system for most of it!

[parksie]

No, not Erin :) (you'll be relieved to know!)

I reformatted and reinstalled 98...goes a lot faster now :) Yesterday evening was spent downloading a 101MB service pack for windows 2000 to see if it would actually install at all this time. Same result -- it buggered up, so I'm not happy about that :mad:

[barrk]

All your exams over and your footloose and fancy free for the summer yet? or are you going to get a job?

[barrk]

Originally posted by parksie
No, not Erin :) (you'll be relieved to know!)



Actually, if Erin had to get involved with someone I would rather it was someone with intelligence and wit like you than your run of the mill brain-dead teenager around here!

[Jethro]

Originally posted by barrk



Actually, if Erin had to get involved with someone I would rather it was someone with intelligence and wit like you than your run of the mill brain-dead teenager around here!

Now we know seppo world must be in a dire state indeed. A Pommie, OMG that would give any god fearing aussie mum a heartache. Preggies to a 40 year old trannie, thats bad, but going out with a Pom:eek:

Hey getting awake easy,

Open the shower door with one hand, then..................oh okay female. Hmmm...back to the drawing board, (or chopping board if you are in the Babbet household).

[barrk]

Actually, my family would be estatic if Erin found herself a nice little Irish Catholic boy.....I thought my Gran was going to have kittens when I was dating Francis Michael Murphy!:rolleyes:

[Jethro]

Originally posted by barrk
Actually, my family would be estatic if Erin found herself a nice little Irish Catholic boy.....I thought my Gran was going to have kittens when I was dating Francis Michael Murphy!:rolleyes:

We have told you about dating priests katie. Oh by the way the Vatican forums are still over flowing with Tom's "I'm Leaving" thread. Apparently you are ever the devil incarnate or a protestant according to the majority of posts.

[barrk]

Nope...the other way round. I'm the recovering Catholic...Tom's the devout athiest.

[Jethro]

Originally posted by barrk
Nope...the other way round. I'm the recovering Catholic...Tom's the devout athiest.

So did you have a dirty habit, or were you never a Nun.

[barrk]

My habit was continually dirty! I never could get past the fact that you could be a complete bastard and then go to confession and it was all forgiven no matter how many times you did the same ****ty thing over and over! Give me a break!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:rolleyes:

My parents only half-assed practiced for my Gran's sake but it was still torture!

[scoutt]

originally posted by Barrk
I never could get past the fact that you could be a complete bastard and then go to confession and it was all forgiven no matter how many times you did the same ****ty thing over and over! Give me a break!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rolleyes:

My sentiments exactly, Katie, Never did understand that.

[denniswrenn]

Originally posted by barrk



Actually, if Erin had to get involved with someone I would rather it was someone with intelligence and wit like you than your run of the mill brain-dead teenager around here!


D'Oh! I guess I'm out then :eek: :( :rolleyes:


My habit was continually dirty! I never could get past the fact that you could be a complete bastard and then go to confession and it was all forgiven no matter how many times you did the same ****ty thing over and over! Give me a break!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My parents only half-assed practiced for my Gran's sake but it was still torture!


I think religions are crap. I am in no way an atheist, but I do not beleive in religions. Of course, I beleive in Jesus Christ, Muhammed, Etc. But I think organized religions are just stupid. According to my thinking, God exists, and he did not choose one group of people to make sure others followed his "laws", I think the point of life is to do what you think is right, and enjoy life... Not to follow some guy that is reading out of a book, put together by "mortals".

[Jethro]

Onya Dennis;)

Plus God probably doesn't need all the money the born again christians demand on TV:rolleyes:

[barrk]

Originally posted by denniswrenn



D'Oh! I guess I'm out then :eek: :( :rolleyes:




I've already told you that you are an atypical American teenager, Dennis. That was just a general statement....doesn't apply to you....:p