Good Dreams

[Matthew Gates]

I see your location is the bathroom. Keep your computer in there too? What about a beer fridge? Are you supported enough to live in your bathroom for days (maybe years) without having to come out? Is everything coming out okay? :rolleyes:

[crptcblade]

How many times must I tell you people??? No need to use the bathroom, just put some plastic GLAD bags down on any floor, and go where you may! I personally haven't seen a toilet in over 12 years! I have dreams of a futuristic toilet that wipes your ass for you and everything. Has that revolution come about yet? :D:p:D

[chrisjk]

Originally posted by crptcblade
Has that revolution come about yet? :D:p:D Yep, they're called slaves! "Oi, *****, my arse needs wiping!!!"

All major celebrities have one:D I think they are called PA's in the business;)

[crptcblade]

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:

Hey speaking of toilets, here's a bit of trivia...How did toilets get the nickname "crapper"?

[chrisjk]

They were invented by a bloke called Thomas Crapper, that's how.

[crptcblade]

Ding-ding-ding!! So, I see you took a swim in the pool of useless knowledge as well. :D

[chrisjk]

Not quite (the ocean of useless knowledge!!), my dad told me when I was like 7 and I went and amazed all my friends by telling them that. Of course they didn't believe me because crap is a naughty word :D

[crptcblade]

Here's another useless tidbit for you :)

Thomas Crapper didn't actually invent the toilet, some other guy did(don't know his name off hand), Crapper just bought the patent off that guy.

[chrisjk]

I didn't know that - interesting!! I bet the other guy was pissed after he saw what a good thing it was.

[crptcblade]

Yeah, anybody who tells you that the other guy's name was "****ter" isn't telling the truth :D

[chrisjk]

Now that would be good :D

[Matthew Gates]

Why do they call toilets "The John"? :confused:

[crptcblade]

They're named after me. *points to sig* :)

[Matthew Gates]

What'd you do to deserve that? :rolleyes:

[crptcblade]

Originally posted by Matthew Gates
What'd you do to deserve that? :rolleyes:

Well, it all goes back to a little kid who loved the taste of dirty diapers...:D

[chrisjk]

I don't think you should tell us the rest of the story! :D

[crptcblade]

:D Damn! No one ever lets me tell the whole story... :D

[chrisjk]

:D

Time for bed. cyas!!

[crptcblade]

;) Later, man !

[parksie]

Didn't Crapper invent the first flushing toilet?

[Jotaf98]

Well, then my location should be "My Room". The bathroom and the place where we store the candies and drinks is right in front of my door :D

[Good Dreams]

Originally posted by Matthew Gates
I see your location is the bathroom. Keep your computer in there too? What about a beer fridge? Are you supported enough to live in your bathroom for days (maybe years) without having to come out? Is everything coming out okay? :rolleyes:

It's f*king hot outside, that's why I spent half my time in the bathroom, pissing, washing my face, bathing and you know what(don't you?).

It's also a silent and peaceful place. :)

Too bad I don't fit in the fridge...

[chrisjk]

Originally posted by Good Dreams
I spent half my time in the bathroom, pissing, washing my face, bathing and you know what (don't you?).:eek: :eek: :eek: that's a bit graphic isn't it?!?!

[Good Dreams]

graphic? :confused:

you mean the you know what part?

[chrisjk]

I mean the pissing and the you know what bit

[Good Dreams]

Matthew was the one who brought the topic, not me.

I'm just answering :D

[parksie]

It's better than denying it ;)

[ricmitch_uk]

Originally posted by Good Dreams


It's f*king hot outside, that's why I spent half my time in the bathroom, pissing, washing my face, bathing and you know what(don't you?).

It's also a silent and peaceful place. :)

Too bad I don't fit in the fridge...
Hey Dave! You finally learned those rude English words you've been dying to find out;):D:p

My location is the best though
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[Jethro]

Originally posted by Good Dreams


It's f*king hot outside,Our boy is taking his first few steps that's why I spent half my time in the bathroom, pissing, washing my face, bathing and you know what(don't you?).

It's also a silent and peaceful place. :) Clearly you don't drink enough beer, and follow it up with a good curry. Do that for a few nights in a row and we are not talking a silent place

Too bad I don't fit in the fridge... Can only hope this is due to the amount of alcohol crammed in there

Dave, am worried about you dude, does this mean you are dragging yourself away from the couple upstairs. Or do you take your chair and glass into the bathroom with you.

[Good Dreams]

It isn't that hard to learn, you know?
The americans make such educative movies that it makes it easy and quick to learn.
As for the beer, sorry, but I don't like it. Only red wine (sweet) and whisky with coke. Can it have the same effect?

[ricmitch_uk]

Originally posted by Good Dreams
It isn't that hard to learn, you know?
The americans make such educative movies that it makes it easy and quick to learn.
As for the beer, sorry, but I don't like it. Only red wine (sweet) and whisky with coke. Can it have the same effect?
I'm saying nothing...
:rolleyes:

[Jotaf98]

Yeah, here in Coimbra it was nearly 37.5ºC today :)

Yes, I know you live in Portugal, why? :p

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(Sorry if you didn't want people to know that)

[Jethro]

Originally posted by Good Dreams
It isn't that hard to learn, you know?
The americans make such educative movies that it makes it easy and quick to learn.
As for the beer, sorry, but I don't like it. Only red wine (sweet) and whisky with coke. Can it have the same effect?

That's it Buddy, we are moving you to Oz. Clearly this Euro fixation is getting out of control:rolleyes: Er, could we move the people up stairs as well...thinking glass ceilings:eek:

[ricmitch_uk]

:DHehe:D

[Good Dreams]

hehehe:D:D

BTW, it was 41ºC here

[Jotaf98]

Yeah - they said it would be 35ºC and when I checked it was 37.5ºC... and I could swear it was hotter in the morning :D