Dammit to hell am going to change....

[Jethro]

....the underwear l have on. Only a week and need a new pair.:rolleyes:

[scoutt]

that don't sound to good, if you put down whatever you are doing then maybe you can make it to the bathroom. :) it will be there when you get back, trust me

[Good Dreams]

Do like me:
































































Don't use underwear.

[denniswrenn]

Do like me...










































































when you're out, just go to your girlfiends house and pick up a few pair you left over there :D































































Ok.... you got me.... I don't have a girlfriend :(

[Pix]

Poor Dennis

[denniswrenn]

Poor me

[denniswrenn]

*kick* I at least want a girlfriend so I can learn the evils of them without anybody telling me... well, Harry's already told me, but sometimes I just try to ignore him :p

*kick*

[ricmitch_uk]

Girlfriends are too expensive. They always want you to buy them stuff, expecially when you're already broke.

[HarryW]

Women are evil. Well most of them. The ones I meet anyway.

[Pix]

Harry - Thank you :)

Honeybee - I'm here now and I've read your comments *kick* :p

[ricmitch_uk]

Life's a *****... and then you marry one.

I think we should add on to the title of this thread (about Jethro). I'll start


Dammit to hell I'm going to change... sex.

[Pix]

He he :)

Are you referring to Jethro or yourself?

[Good Dreams]

Never had a girlfriend and never kissed a girl.
I refuse to accept the idea they're evil in spite of being already prooved.





























And no, I'm not homossexual.

[ricmitch_uk]

Jethro of course....
Go on Pix, your go.

[ricmitch_uk]

Join the club GD.:(



























No I'm not homosexual either.

[Good Dreams]

Originally posted by ricmitch_uk
Join the club GD.:(

You are in a better position than me. You are 15 I'm 17. It's only two years of difference, but it's more time...

[ricmitch_uk]

In RW I have the social skills of a damp goldfish.

[Pix]

Cheer up Ric and David! :)





















No I'm not homosexual either :p

[chrisjk]

Blimey you guys, I thought I had problems. ;)

[Good Dreams]

Thanks Pix
But the concept of loop fits here perfectly: today I'm ok, tomorrow I'm not, the next I'm ok, the next I'm not,...

[Pix]

It's much more fun to be happy and smiley for two days than one :)

Hey Chris I ain't got no problems :)

[chrisjk]

no no, everyone has problems ;) . Just these two have it worse than others (likeNever had a girlfriend and never kissed a girl).

[Good Dreams]

http://www.terravista.pt/enseada/5716/smile/smillies2.gif

[Pix]

Yay! Happy smiley faces :)

[Good Dreams]

Originally posted by chrisjk
no no, everyone has problems ;) . Just these two have it worse than others.

Well, thanks a lot! :rolleyes:

[chrisjk]

No offense, just maing a point. You did say it yourself after all

:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

[Pix]

It could be worse - you could be Nukem. He was so tragic

[Pix]

Originally posted by chrisjk
No offense, just maing a point. You did say it yourself after all

:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

Yay! Lots of happy smiley faces. How's my combine harvester?

[chrisjk]

I took a corner too fast and trashed it. It's not too badly screwed (I was only doing 10mph at the time) but it ain't ganna seperate the wheat from the chaff anymore. Sorry!!

I still have the key though :D

[ricmitch_uk]

*kicks chrisjk**feels better*
Nukem... Ha!

Combine harvester? I slashed the tires in my depression.

[chrisjk]

Originally posted by ricmitch_uk
*kicks chrisjk**feels better*Pretty soon I'm ganna start digging upwards :D
And they're called tYres (bloody americans again)

[Good Dreams]

:) :)

:) :)
:) :)
:):):):):)

[Pix]

Originally posted by chrisjk
I took a corner too fast and trashed it. It's not too badly screwed (I was only doing 10mph at the time) but it ain't ganna seperate the wheat from the chaff anymore. Sorry!!

I still have the key though :D

What were you doing you little rebel? Now I'm gonna have to get a new combine harvester! Unless someone offers to buy me a tank :)

BTW Your spelling of defence was Americanised. It's c not s!

[chrisjk]

Were did I write defense??? Show me!!!!!

I'll buy you a challenger II tank, if you give me the key ;)

[ricmitch_uk]

No I'm English:cool:. I just can't spell:rolleyes:.

[ricmitch_uk]

Originally posted by Pix

Now I'm gonna have to get a new combine harvester! Unless someone offers to buy me a tank :)

What about a Humvee? There just as destructive, and cheaper.

[chrisjk]

I know you're english (hence "In deepest darkest Lancashire") but you have been influenced by those bloody americans

[chrisjk]

Originally posted by ricmitch_uk

What about a Humvee? There just as destructive, and cheaper. Coz they're american!!!!! Can't go wrong with a good old fashioned combine.

[ricmitch_uk]

What about a Yak?

[Pix]

Or a nice helicopter :)

Or that car off Wacky Races :)

[chrisjk]

How about Lady Penelope's pink Rolls Royce? I used to drive it for her. We could always nick Simon's tractor.

[Pix]

Cool :cool: That would do nicely

[chrisjk]

The roller or the tractor?

[Good Dreams]

I vote on the tractor. :D

[Pix]

I vote both :D

[chrisjk]

Nay, ya canna 'ave both

I think the fact I'm buying one of the other at all is good enough (although I did trash the combine so it's only fair...)

[Pix]

My thoughts exactly :)

I'll let you borrow them - that's fair isn't it

[chrisjk]

So which one are you going with

possibly choices:

- new combine harvester (with corner stabalisers ;) )
- simon's tractor (after I've stolen it and run over his hay bails)
- lady penelope's pink roller
- humvee

As Des O'Conner used to say, Take Your Pick!

[ricmitch_uk]

The hummer, the hummer!!
:D

[Jethro]

Originally posted by Pix
Cheer up Ric and David! :)


No I'm not homosexual either :p

Damn, there goes another illusion:rolleyes:

[Jethro]

Originally posted by ricmitch_uk
Jethro of course....:eek:

I thought that was a highly guarded secret:rolleyes:

[ricmitch_uk]

Sorry. I thought you were leaving so it might as well all flow out....:)

[ricmitch_uk]

Originally posted by Jethro


Damn, there goes another illusion:rolleyes:
Yup. Sorry to dissapoint you Jeth, but you're never gonna see me and Dave get it on, except in your twisted dreams:p.

[Jethro]

Originally posted by chrisjk
I know you're english (hence "In deepest darkest Lancashire") but you have been influenced by those bloody americans

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

A pommie seppo:rolleyes: Now l have heard everything. So he is very polite when he mugs you.

[chrisjk]

Hey Jethro (if that is you and not Big Dave), nice to see you back.

[chrisjk]

Originally posted by Jethro
So he is very polite when he mugs you. Dunnot where you got that idea. We're 'uckin' rude bastards.

[Jethro]

Originally posted by chrisjk
Hey Jethro (if that is you and not Big Dave), nice to see you back.

Yeap is me, got some off line advice last night which calmed me right down. Have joined a number of other members who just don't acknowledge certain people.

Now where the flock is Batman when you need him.:rolleyes:

[Jethro]

Originally posted by ricmitch_uk

Yup. Sorry to dissapoint you Jeth, but you're never gonna see me and Dave get it on, except in your twisted dreams:p.

Was actually referring to Pix, but hey you ponced on it. I guess if the kaftan fits wear it.:rolleyes:

[denniswrenn]

Originally posted by chrisjk
Big Dave


How do you know he's "big"??? :eek::confused:

[chrisjk]

That was actually a joke. There was an advert for pot noodle (dunno if you have those) where this bloke had an imaginary friend called "Big Dave". He always blamed stuff on Dave basically and when he got home to his wife, she came upto the bloke and said "coming to bed..purrrrrr" and then you saw Big Dave get up and follow her, whilst the bloke said "Big Dave?!?!"

It was quite funny.

[ricmitch_uk]

Originally posted by Jethro


Was actually referring to Pix, but hey you ponced on it. I guess if the kaftan fits wear it.:rolleyes:
Dammit. You've just twisted my words around to make me sound gay. Grrrr:mad:.
Just when thought you'd beaten someone....:rolleyes: