HELP! Anyone speak Dutch here?

[Pix]

I need to tranlate from English to Ducth but all the translators I've found don't make any sense whatsoever. Can anyone help? :(

[Behemoth]

My mum speaks dutch, I remember a little of it. Try translating it as German - its a bit out, but you may get the gist of it.

[Pix]

Thanks Behemoth. That helped a bit :)

Sorry for moaning!

[nullus]

Tried www.tranexp.com:2000/InterTran? It's fairly dodgy too, but I translated a whole email to dutch with it, and sent it to this dutch guy I know, who just about understood it :rolleyes:

[kayoca]

Hmmmm.. Do you mean Deutch or Dutch?? ;)

[Pix]

I meant to say "Dutch" but I typed it really quickly so I spelt it wrong. Never mind :)