Mark Sreeves
May 24th, 2001, 08:17 AM
OK! I expect it's been posted 27 times already....
Duck walks into a bar and says, "Got any bread?"
The barman says "No."
The duck says, "Got any bread?"
The barman says "NO!"
"Got any bread?"
"I said N-O, NO!"
"Got any bread?"
"For crying out loud - N-O spells NO, and I mean NO!"
"Got any bread?"
"NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO"
"Got any bread?"
"Look, if you ask me one more ****ing time if I have got any bread, I'm going to nail your f***ing beak to the f***ing bar!"
"Got any nails?"
"No"
"Got any bread?"
Duck walks into a bar and says, "Got any bread?"
The barman says "No."
The duck says, "Got any bread?"
The barman says "NO!"
"Got any bread?"
"I said N-O, NO!"
"Got any bread?"
"For crying out loud - N-O spells NO, and I mean NO!"
"Got any bread?"
"NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO"
"Got any bread?"
"Look, if you ask me one more ****ing time if I have got any bread, I'm going to nail your f***ing beak to the f***ing bar!"
"Got any nails?"
"No"
"Got any bread?"