How big is your body part?

Behemoth · May 4th, 2001, 05:39 AM

Choose a body part and measure it. Simple as that...It doesn't necessarily have to be smutty...(I'm sure it'll degenerate into it soon though)

chenko · May 4th, 2001, 05:50 AM

Well it changes size.... which reading should I take?

**Bonker Gudd** · May 4th, 2001, 05:58 AM

I assume you're talking about your Nose, Chenko

chenko · May 4th, 2001, 06:13 AM

DAMN IT!! can someone hold the end of the measure tape for me.......OI!!! DOWN DENNIS!!!!

BG: call me Simon

**Gaffer** · May 4th, 2001, 06:18 AM

Originally posted by Behemoth
Choose a body part and measure it. Simple as that...It doesn't necessarily have to be smutty...(I'm sure it'll degenerate into it soon though)

As big as a baby's arm...

chenko · May 4th, 2001, 06:24 AM

Originally posted by Gaffer

As big as a baby's arm...

what were you doing measuring your body part with a babys arm?!?!??!

**Static** · May 4th, 2001, 07:13 AM

Originally posted by Gaffer

As big as a baby's arm...

I assume your talking about a 2 month old...UNBORN child.

so..thats what..like an inch?

**SurfDemon** · May 4th, 2001, 09:02 AM

Hey, I don't have a measuring tape in the office. I'll have to compromise and find a standard.

Okat I have a bic/biro pen, I've whipped out my appendage, slapped it on the table and put the biro beside it. Hey, it's only half the length of the biro (about 2"!!) Can someone measure a biro, half the measurement and give me the result for a more accurate figure.

How on earth is any women going to get any pleasure from something that small??????

I suppose I could always measure one of my other fimngers

SD

**Lethal** · May 4th, 2001, 09:10 AM

I'm hung like an infant...........10 pds. 5 ounces...

**Gaffer** · May 4th, 2001, 09:20 AM

Originally posted by geoff_xrx

I assume your talking about a 2 month old...UNBORN child.

so..thats what..like an inch?

Nope, about 18mths to 2years.

**Static** · May 4th, 2001, 09:31 AM

I forgot to add:

I am only 4"

but women have told me that width isn't everything

**barrk** · May 4th, 2001, 09:41 AM

Just the right size for my husband!

**Static** · May 4th, 2001, 09:53 AM

your husband...is he...a...Go-er? know what I mean..nudge nudge....

LOL!!!

**SurfDemon** · May 4th, 2001, 09:55 AM

Originally posted by barrk
Just the right size for my husband!

Er! I don't think you should tell Tom that you've posted that on a web-site

SD

**barrk** · May 4th, 2001, 10:11 AM

Originally posted by geoff_xrx
your husband...is he...a...Go-er? know what I mean..nudge nudge....

LOL!!!

I hate to sound stupid but I don't get this at all.......please educate me!

**SurfDemon** · May 4th, 2001, 10:17 AM

Geoff reckons that his ***** is 4" wide.

You said "Just the right size for my husband!"

It looks like you're saying that Tom can not only accommodate a 4" wide *****, but the smile gives the impression that he likes it. I leave the rest up to your smutty imagination.

SD

**Jamagei** · May 4th, 2001, 10:21 AM

well, Mine starts at my hip and ends at my knee, it has a circumference of about 24 inches.... and it's a bloody nuisence.

**barrk** · May 4th, 2001, 10:25 AM

Geoff's post snuck in before mine and made it sound that way....Tom's body part is the perfect size for me and I'm the perfect size for him....is that better?

**Jeff_1** · May 4th, 2001, 10:27 AM

Women are often curious about my third leg..... then they soon walk away in amazement.

**SurfDemon** · May 4th, 2001, 10:29 AM

Originally posted by barrk
Geoff's post snuck in before mine and made it sound that way....Tom's body part is the perfect size for me and I'm the perfect size for him....is that better?

Tee Hee, we believe you, but I still wouldn't show him this thread

SD

**Gaffer** · May 4th, 2001, 10:49 AM

I think the only way we can settle this argument is to provide pictures.

You may have to go to 1600x1200 for mine...

**HarryW** · May 4th, 2001, 10:56 AM

Jamagei, I don't think anybody needs to know the gory details about your beer gut

**Static** · May 4th, 2001, 01:03 PM

barrk - The Go-er is from Monty Python...nudge nudge..know what I mean? say no more! say no more!

chenko · May 4th, 2001, 01:12 PM

Originally posted by barrk
Geoff's post snuck in before mine and made it sound that way....Tom's body part is the perfect size for me and I'm the perfect size for him....is that better?

so .... could be VERY VERY small

scoutt · May 4th, 2001, 02:31 PM

I was told that it isn't the size that counts, it's how you use it. wait I was thinking with the wrong 18" head.

**barrk** · May 4th, 2001, 02:38 PM

Originally posted by chenko

so .... could be VERY VERY small

I said just the right size Simon........

**Jamagei** · May 4th, 2001, 05:01 PM

Originally posted by HarryW
Jamagei, I don't think anybody needs to know the gory details about your beer gut

actually i was referring to my saggy man breasts.

chenko · May 4th, 2001, 05:41 PM

Originally posted by barrk

I said just the right size Simon........

hehe

**da_silvy** · May 5th, 2001, 01:44 AM

let's just say i have a third leg

**da_silvy** · May 5th, 2001, 01:46 AM

Originally posted by SurfDemon
Geoff reckons that his ***** is 4" wide.

You said "Just the right size for my husband!"

It looks like you're saying that Tom can not only accommodate a 4" wide *****, but the smile gives the impression that he likes it. I leave the rest up to your smutty imagination.

SD

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