Smut!!

[ghost ryder]

so, u all wanted a smut poll, now vote in it!!

and btw, katie, i wasnt ever goin 2 include u coz ur mind is smuttier than these four's combined, so 4 u, i have a trophy!!
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THE SMUT CUP!!

[ghost ryder]

i c parksie is in the lead, no surprises then

[zmerlinz]

Originally posted by ghost ryder
i c parksie is in the lead, no surprises then

yeah i heard that he like leads as well, oh sorry you mean in the lead oh well :rolleyes:

[ghost ryder]

Originally posted by zmerlinz


yeah i heard that he like leads as well, oh sorry you mean in the lead oh well :rolleyes:

LOL :)

[Bonker Gudd]

I need to post more Melons!

[denniswrenn]

Hey that's not fair! I hadn't been around much, so everybody forgot how smutty I was :(

[chenko]

ummmmmmmmmmmm, I think you missed Katie out of that poll :p

[chenko]

Originally posted by ghost ryder

and btw, katie, i wasnt ever goin 2 include u coz ur mind is smuttier than these four's combined

DUH!!!

[Matthew Gates]

smut (smt)
n.

1.
a. A particle of dirt.
b. A smudge made by soot, smoke, or dirt.

2.
a. Obscenity in speech or writing.
b. Pornography.

3.

a. Any of various plant diseases, especially of cereal grasses, caused by parasitic fungi of the order Ustilaginales that form black, powdery masses of spores on the affected parts.
2. A fungus causing such a disease.

*taken from Dictionary.com (http://www.dictionary.com).

I assume we are talking about number 2 ?
Well, it's other (Katie).

parksie = C++ Wiz
Dennis Wrenn = Smart Ass

Katie = female pimp ;).
Katie = smut
Katie = horny
Katie = pornographic imagination
Kate = etc. etc. ;)

Hehe, Katie wins! :D

When I grow up, I want to have a mind jus' like her...oh wait, I already do :D.

[chenko]

Katie + Mike + Dennis = OMG!!!!!!!!!!

Hey Matthew, what happend to "I dont like being judged by my status" or what eva it was?? :p

[Matthew Gates]

:confused:

Oh, when I said I didn't need a title and left it blank?
Got boring, needed somethin' new :rolleyes:.

[SurfDemon]

God! I can't believe I'm the first person to vote for me! Obviously I'll need to drop my standards a bit further into the gutter. :)

SD

[SurfDemon]

Okay, here's a joke to boost my flagging smut count.

Q. Why is the space between a womens chest and her hips called a waist?

A. Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.:)

SD

[barrk]

Don't even bother SD.....:rolleyes:

My Momma always taught me to stick to what I was good at....that's the secret to true happiness.....and being a true smut master;) :p

[parksie]

Hehe...it was the girls at school that seem to have warped my mind...my parents had no input :D

[SurfDemon]

My pops always taught me to never give up, so here's another.



Q.Whats the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?

A. A washing my machine doesn't follow you around for a month after you dump your load into it.



Q. Whats the similarity between a blonde and a washing machine?

A. Both leak when they are *****ed?:eek: :eek: :eek:

SD

[Pix]

Eeww you sick demon!

[parksie]

Well what do you expect? :D

[Pix]

Nothing less...I understand you all have reputations to maintain :D

[SurfDemon]

Originally posted by Pix
Eeww you sick demon!

Thank you, I try:)

[kedaman]

SickD is just being himself ;)

[Matthew Gates]

Originally posted by barrk
My Momma always taught me to stick to what I was good at....that's the secret to true happiness.....and being a true smut master;) :p


You got my vote Katie :D.
Sorry parksie :rolleyes:.
I think I'm more smuttier than most of you, I just don't show it :D.

[denniswrenn]

If you don't show it, then you aren't smutty.. almost everybody has the capability of being smutty.... it's the smutty ones that use it...

[barrk]

Originally posted by ghost ryder
katie, i wasnt ever goin 2 include u coz ur mind is smuttier than these four's combined, so 4 u, i have a trophy!!
'_________
(`````````)
.(````````).
..(```````)..
...(``````)...
....(`````)....
.....[````].....
.....[````].....
.....[````].....
.....[````].....
.....[````].....
..../`````\....
.../``````\...
../_______\..

THE SMUT CUP!!

You say the sweetest things ghosty! Thanks for the trophy. I'll keep on the shelf next to my Assing Off trophy and cherish it always!

[Matthew Gates]

Originally posted by denniswrenn
If you don't show it, then you aren't smutty.. almost everybody has the capability of being smutty.... it's the smutty ones that use it...


Yeah, but if I showed that side of me, people would get a whole different impression of me. I'm suppose to be the quiet one :rolleyes:.

The real me flirts with just about every girl he sees, I'm known as the "Ol' Horny Bastard" (OHB) :D.

[ghost ryder]

Originally posted by barrk


You say the sweetest things ghosty! Thanks for the trophy. I'll keep on the shelf next to my Assing Off trophy and cherish it always!

no problem, enjoy the cup, it is a very prestiguious title that was once held by the dutchess of queensbury, but u out-smut her by quite a way!! congratulations, katie the smut queen!! :D

[Jamagei]

Ghost, you watch Wayyyy to much WWF. I mean do you like send all day just sitting there vegging out in front of the TV watch re-runs of Backlash and stuff?

P.S I laughed when she got the Walls of Jericho :D and have you seen Inserrecxion?

[ghost ryder]

Originally posted by Jamagei
Ghost, you watch Wayyyy to much WWF. I mean do you like send all day just sitting there vegging out in front of the TV watch re-runs of Backlash and stuff?

P.S I laughed when she got the Walls of Jericho :D and have you seen Inserrecxion?

wayyyy 2 much?? i think not!! (it woz funny when he put her in the walls of jericho wasnt it?? :D )

no i havent seen inserrexion, woz it good??

[Jamagei]

Dunno, I haven't seen much of it. But it's on Digital Repeating so i will probably catch it all soon. What i have seen is good though.

[chenko]

Originally posted by Jamagei
Dunno, I haven't seen much of it. But it's on Digital Repeating so i will probably catch it all soon. What i have seen is good though.

*ahem*.....may I say LAME! I saw part of it and its ZZZZZzzzzZZZZzzZzzz......:p

[Jamagei]

Really!?! The guys at my house who watched thought it was pretty cool. But I haven't seen all of it, but like i said, what i have seen is pretty good. Everyone is entitled to their opinion. :D

Simon, Which bit did you see?

[ghost ryder]

im sure its good, looks like they have some good matches lined up for it