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    In a heroic dogfight fought over international waters off the mainland China coast, a 60s era American-built Lockheed Electra propeller airliner with 24 US Navy passengers/observers aboard chewed up one of China’s best state-of-the-art supersonic fighter aircraft.
    The Americans, utilizing the infrequently seen combat tactic of straight and level flight, often accomplished by relying solely on autopilot, engaged the unfortunate single seat combat jet and knocked it out of the air using only one of its four formidable rotating air mass propellers.
    After the action, the crew and passengers/observers dropped in on China’s Hainan Island Resort, for some much deserved R&R as guests of the Chinese government.
    Reprinted from the Taiwan Daily Gazette by staff writer One Wing Lo”

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    Re: Tricky Americans...lol

    I heard the Airplane had computers... HDD's...CD-ROM devices...Are the operarting systems on the spy plane Windows?!? LOL Muhahahhahahahah

    Originally posted by Jethro
    In a heroic dogfight fought over international waters off the mainland China coast, a 60s era American-built Lockheed Electra propeller airliner with 24 US Navy passengers/observers aboard chewed up one of China’s best state-of-the-art supersonic fighter aircraft.
    The Americans, utilizing the infrequently seen combat tactic of straight and level flight, often accomplished by relying solely on autopilot, engaged the unfortunate single seat combat jet and knocked it out of the air using only one of its four formidable rotating air mass propellers.
    After the action, the crew and passengers/observers dropped in on China’s Hainan Island Resort, for some much deserved R&R as guests of the Chinese government.
    Reprinted from the Taiwan Daily Gazette by staff writer One Wing Lo”

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    I also heard that a similar incident happened in the US with a Russian Spy Plane... The Americans STOLE Russian technology and returned the plane in pieces... 70 days later... they are so slow at stealing

    The Chinese should teach a lesson... steal the American technology and return the plane in 140 days... a cold reminder for the bloody Americans and stupid BushyBoy

    Australians have also gone into deeps because John Howard said he supported the Americans...

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    LOL

    John Howard had an embarrassing day yesterday when he had afternoon tea with UN Secretary General, Kofi Annan. Howard giggled uncontrollably every time someone asked the dignitary if he would like a beverage.


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    Pres Bush is the most stupid dimwitted World Leader in the present world society!

    He came out today saying to the world that him and his administration to not believe in Renewable Energy Resources! And will pump more money in non-renewable energy!

    Not only does this Halfwit want to have a war with China, if that doesn't work then he'll try his hardest to pollute this Earth till it's end!

    So far so good he's come up with 2 good ways of DESTROYing this planet! Whats next....

    BUSH IS A GREAT BIG *****HEAD. I fail to believe how the americans voted him in!

    Nothing against the US just the idiocracy of thier leader.

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    We accidentally picked him because florida forgot how to count

    Sorry guys...we're stuck with him for 4 years (at least you're not in the same country with him!)

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    What I want to know, is why do we have spy planes that have propellers? Maybe its because they are so quiet and fast

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    Steve

    I dont mean to sound like one of the many brainwashed sheep that believe everything that is said in the newspaper but.. the so-called "spyplane" wasnt a spy-plane at all...the "spy-plane" wasnt on any covert operation..so that means it wasnt spying....the chinese knew it was there..and that this so called "spyplane" has been there before.

    George W. Bush is a twit..why does he have the "kid in a candy store" look on his face...

    A quote from someone ..i forgot who and where but it goes like this

    "Only in the united states can the guy that no one voted for become the president"

    hehehehe sad but true..
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    Steve:
    Sorry guys...we're stuck with him for 4 years (at least you're not in the same country with him!)
    Yeah but he has the power/ lack of any sense to blow the world up!

    And he is the type of Redneck(nothing against rednecks)idiot who would think blowing every country up is a good bloody idea!

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    supposedlly

    busyboy has the highest number of executions in the history of texas when he was govenor.
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    Another Smart invention from the United States of America...

    Originally posted by SteveCRM
    What I want to know, is why do we have spy planes that have propellers? Maybe its because they are so quiet and fast

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    Re: supposedlly

    Originally posted by Jeff_1
    busyboy has the highest number of executions in the history of texas when he was govenor.
    I don't think they've executed a guilty man yet...

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    On the evening of that dreadful day back in January a reporter on the radio asked some official in the US:

    "What sort of president do you think George W Bush will be?"

    "A one-term president.", came the reply.

    I thought that was a pretty clever response!
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