here is an idea

[zmerlinz]

i don't know whether or not this has been done before but here goes anyway, what we all do is add another line to this sentance to create a story, this could either go well or really pear shapped,

BTW there are now limits in what we can include in the story :)

Ok here is the first line:

"Once upon a time......"

[nullus]

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey

[barrk]

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch

[Cander]

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer.

[chrisjk]

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. Suddenly, the monkey spilt beer all over Jeremy.

[barrk]

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window.

[Cander]

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head.

[barrk]

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey!:rolleyes:

[Cander]

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet.


{We had to turn it dirty didnt we? :p}

[chrisjk]

fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself.

[barrk]

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet.

[crptcblade]

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. It turns out he was a WWII veteran. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car...

[zmerlinz]

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy



{just for you chris}

[barrk]

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car...

[nullus]

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie

[chrisjk]

Originally posted by zmerlinz
{just for you chris} Thanks, however I misplet "spilling"

[crptcblade]

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitlier being the name of his Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say...

[zmerlinz]

Originally posted by chrisjk
Thanks, however I misplet "spilling"

ah well it adds an interesting twist

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitlier being the name of his Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until .....

[barrk]

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitlier being the name of his Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine...

[crptcblade]

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitlier being the name of his Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..."

[chrisjk]

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitlier being the name of his Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis.

[nullus]

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts

[SurfDemon]

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitlier being the name of his Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace.

[crptcblade]

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitlier being the name of his Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****".

[barrk]

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitlier being the name of his Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril.

[nullus]

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...

[crptcblade]

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction:eek: Oh la la...

[barrk]

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...
Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said...

[zmerlinz]

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...
Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and..."

[chrisjk]

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...
Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top.

[barrk]

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...
Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.

[SurfDemon]

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...

Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.

Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for ....

[parksie]

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...

Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.

Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for ....Inflatable Ingrid...

[SurfDemon]

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...

Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.

Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........

[Jethro]

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...

Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.

Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush...

[nullus]

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...

Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.

Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush and burst, spilling her gooey contents all over Ace.

[Behemoth]

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...

Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.

Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush and burst, spilling her gooey contents all over Ace. Ace looked at him and said "You need to cut down on your salt intake" then promptly kicked him square in the...flowerpot by the door, which promptly shattered, covering them in a hail of soil and earthworms... Bill and Ben (the flowerpot men) suddenly came running out of the house screaming "flobba dobba dob boba", roughly translated means "what have you done?! our precious flowerpot is ruined!!" Bill reached into his pocket and pulled out a picture of Chris Tarrant. "I love this man" cried Bill, "now you have destroyed our home and I am going to kill you Ace". Ben looked shocked...It appeared that his trousers had come undone. Bill looked away in embarrassment and noticed a helicopter flying over the horizon towards them...

[nullus]

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...

Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.

Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush and burst, spilling her gooey contents all over Ace. Ace looked at him and said "You need to cut down on your salt intake" then promptly kicked him square in the...flowerpot by the door, which promptly shattered, covering them in a hail of soil and earthworms... Bill and Ben (the flowerpot men) suddenly came running out of the house screaming "flobba dobba dob boba", roughly translated means "what have you done?! our precious flowerpot is ruined!!" Bill reached into his pocket and pulled out a picture of Chris Tarrant. "I love this man" cried Bill, "now you have destroyed our home and I am going to kill you Ace". Ben looked shocked...It appeared that his trousers had come undone. Bill looked away in embarrassment and noticed a helicopter flying over the horizon towards them... Upon closer inspection he realised that it was in fact a large fat man, wearing one of those caps with a propellar on top, who had just been catapulted from the nearby Catapults R Us testing site.

[zmerlinz]

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...

Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.

Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush and burst, spilling her gooey contents all over Ace. Ace looked at him and said "You need to cut down on your salt intake" then promptly kicked him square in the...flowerpot by the door, which promptly shattered, covering them in a hail of soil and earthworms... Bill and Ben (the flowerpot men) suddenly came running out of the house screaming "flobba dobba dob boba", roughly translated means "what have you done?! our precious flowerpot is ruined!!" Bill reached into his pocket and pulled out a picture of Chris Tarrant. "I love this man" cried Bill, "now you have destroyed our home and I am going to kill you Ace". Ben looked shocked...It appeared that his trousers had come undone. Bill looked away in embarrassment and noticed a helicopter flying over the horizon towards them... Upon closer inspection he realised that it was in fact a large fat man, wearing one of those caps with a propellar on top, who had just been catapulted from the nearby Catapults R Us testing site. as this guy fell to the floor from the sky and once the dust had settled they discovered that it was Keith from Prodigy and he suddenly broke into a rendition of "Smack my ***** up" with bill and ben as backing vocals

[SurfDemon]

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...

Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.

Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush and burst, spilling her gooey contents all over Ace. Ace looked at him and said "You need to cut down on your salt intake" then promptly kicked him square in the...flowerpot by the door, which promptly shattered, covering them in a hail of soil and earthworms... Bill and Ben (the flowerpot men) suddenly came running out of the house screaming "flobba dobba dob boba", roughly translated means "what have you done?! our precious flowerpot is ruined!!" Bill reached into his pocket and pulled out a picture of Chris Tarrant. "I love this man" cried Bill, "now you have destroyed our home and I am going to kill you Ace". Ben looked shocked...It appeared that his trousers had come undone. Bill looked away in embarrassment and noticed a helicopter flying over the horizon towards them... Upon closer inspection he realised that it was in fact a large fat man, wearing one of those caps with a propellar on top, who had just been catapulted from the nearby Catapults R Us testing site. as this guy fell to the floor from the sky and once the dust had settled they discovered that it was Keith from Prodigy and he suddenly broke into a rendition of "Smack my ***** up" with bill and ben as backing vocals.

Meanwhile, high above the earth, a Vogon spaceship glistened in the sunlight like.....

[kedaman]

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...

Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.

Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush and burst, spilling her gooey contents all over Ace. Ace looked at him and said "You need to cut down on your salt intake" then promptly kicked him square in the...flowerpot by the door, which promptly shattered, covering them in a hail of soil and earthworms... Bill and Ben (the flowerpot men) suddenly came running out of the house screaming "flobba dobba dob boba", roughly translated means "what have you done?! our precious flowerpot is ruined!!" Bill reached into his pocket and pulled out a picture of Chris Tarrant. "I love this man" cried Bill, "now you have destroyed our home and I am going to kill you Ace". Ben looked shocked...It appeared that his trousers had come undone. Bill looked away in embarrassment and noticed a helicopter flying over the horizon towards them... Upon closer inspection he realised that it was in fact a large fat man, wearing one of those caps with a propellar on top, who had just been catapulted from the nearby Catapults R Us testing site. as this guy fell to the floor from the sky and once the dust had settled they discovered that it was Keith from Prodigy and he suddenly broke into a rendition of "Smack my ***** up" with bill and ben as backing vocals.

Meanwhile, high above the earth, a Vogon spaceship glistened in the sunlight like a wounded bird in platina. The captain, prostetnic vogon jelz held his remote control loosely and was about to terminate Earth when...

[SurfDemon]

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...

Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.

Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush and burst, spilling her gooey contents all over Ace. Ace looked at him and said "You need to cut down on your salt intake" then promptly kicked him square in the...flowerpot by the door, which promptly shattered, covering them in a hail of soil and earthworms... Bill and Ben (the flowerpot men) suddenly came running out of the house screaming "flobba dobba dob boba", roughly translated means "what have you done?! our precious flowerpot is ruined!!" Bill reached into his pocket and pulled out a picture of Chris Tarrant. "I love this man" cried Bill, "now you have destroyed our home and I am going to kill you Ace". Ben looked shocked...It appeared that his trousers had come undone. Bill looked away in embarrassment and noticed a helicopter flying over the horizon towards them... Upon closer inspection he realised that it was in fact a large fat man, wearing one of those caps with a propellar on top, who had just been catapulted from the nearby Catapults R Us testing site. as this guy fell to the floor from the sky and once the dust had settled they discovered that it was Keith from Prodigy and he suddenly broke into a rendition of "Smack my ***** up" with bill and ben as backing vocals.

Meanwhile, high above the earth, a Vogon spaceship glistened in the sunlight like a wounded bird in platina. The captain, prostetnic vogon jelz held his remote control loosely and was about to terminate Earth when he heard that his mother had been eaten by the Bug Blatter Beast of Trall. This annoyed him because she still owed him .....

[kedaman]

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...

Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.

Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush and burst, spilling her gooey contents all over Ace. Ace looked at him and said "You need to cut down on your salt intake" then promptly kicked him square in the...flowerpot by the door, which promptly shattered, covering them in a hail of soil and earthworms... Bill and Ben (the flowerpot men) suddenly came running out of the house screaming "flobba dobba dob boba", roughly translated means "what have you done?! our precious flowerpot is ruined!!" Bill reached into his pocket and pulled out a picture of Chris Tarrant. "I love this man" cried Bill, "now you have destroyed our home and I am going to kill you Ace". Ben looked shocked...It appeared that his trousers had come undone. Bill looked away in embarrassment and noticed a helicopter flying over the horizon towards them... Upon closer inspection he realised that it was in fact a large fat man, wearing one of those caps with a propellar on top, who had just been catapulted from the nearby Catapults R Us testing site. as this guy fell to the floor from the sky and once the dust had settled they discovered that it was Keith from Prodigy and he suddenly broke into a rendition of "Smack my ***** up" with bill and ben as backing vocals.

Meanwhile, high above the earth, a Vogon spaceship glistened in the sunlight like a wounded bird in platina. The captain, prostetnic vogon jelz held his remote control loosely and was about to terminate Earth when he heard that his mother had been eaten by the Bug Blatter Beast of Trall. This annoyed him because she still owed him a dozen of whatever_it_was_currency(replace this someone if you remember) that was 3km in diameter. He threw the remote control at the messenger and screamed his vognoian terror into the ships speakersystem:

[SurfDemon]

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...

Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.

Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush and burst, spilling her gooey contents all over Ace. Ace looked at him and said "You need to cut down on your salt intake" then promptly kicked him square in the...flowerpot by the door, which promptly shattered, covering them in a hail of soil and earthworms... Bill and Ben (the flowerpot men) suddenly came running out of the house screaming "flobba dobba dob boba", roughly translated means "what have you done?! our precious flowerpot is ruined!!" Bill reached into his pocket and pulled out a picture of Chris Tarrant. "I love this man" cried Bill, "now you have destroyed our home and I am going to kill you Ace". Ben looked shocked...It appeared that his trousers had come undone. Bill looked away in embarrassment and noticed a helicopter flying over the horizon towards them... Upon closer inspection he realised that it was in fact a large fat man, wearing one of those caps with a propellar on top, who had just been catapulted from the nearby Catapults R Us testing site. as this guy fell to the floor from the sky and once the dust had settled they discovered that it was Keith from Prodigy and he suddenly broke into a rendition of "Smack my ***** up" with bill and ben as backing vocals.

Meanwhile, high above the earth, a Vogon spaceship glistened in the sunlight like a wounded bird in platina. The captain, prostetnic vogon jelz held his remote control loosely and was about to terminate Earth when he heard that his mother had been eaten by the Bug Blatter Beast of Trall. This annoyed him because she still owed him a dozen of whatever_it_was_currency(replace this someone if you remember) that was 3km in diameter. He threw the remote control at the messenger and screamed his vognoian terror into the ships speakersystem: "Unless you surrender Doctor Who, Ace, Bill & Ben (the flower pot men), Jeremy and Inflatable Ingrid, this instant we will punish the earth by .....

[kedaman]

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...

Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.

Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush and burst, spilling her gooey contents all over Ace. Ace looked at him and said "You need to cut down on your salt intake" then promptly kicked him square in the...flowerpot by the door, which promptly shattered, covering them in a hail of soil and earthworms... Bill and Ben (the flowerpot men) suddenly came running out of the house screaming "flobba dobba dob boba", roughly translated means "what have you done?! our precious flowerpot is ruined!!" Bill reached into his pocket and pulled out a picture of Chris Tarrant. "I love this man" cried Bill, "now you have destroyed our home and I am going to kill you Ace". Ben looked shocked...It appeared that his trousers had come undone. Bill looked away in embarrassment and noticed a helicopter flying over the horizon towards them... Upon closer inspection he realised that it was in fact a large fat man, wearing one of those caps with a propellar on top, who had just been catapulted from the nearby Catapults R Us testing site. as this guy fell to the floor from the sky and once the dust had settled they discovered that it was Keith from Prodigy and he suddenly broke into a rendition of "Smack my ***** up" with bill and ben as backing vocals.

Meanwhile, high above the earth, a Vogon spaceship glistened in the sunlight like a wounded bird in platina. The captain, prostetnic vogon jelz held his remote control loosely and was about to terminate Earth when he heard that his mother had been eaten by the Bug Blatter Beast of Trall. This annoyed him because she still owed him a dozen of whatever_it_was_currency(replace this someone if you remember) that was 3km in diameter. He threw the remote control at the messenger and screamed his vognoian terror into the ships speakersystem: "Unless you surrender Doctor Who, Ace, Bill & Ben (the flower pot men), Jeremy and Inflatable Ingrid, this instant we will punish the earth by some vogonian poetry, before we terminate it.

But since nobody had a babblefish it sounded more like:

[nullus]

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...

Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.

Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush and burst, spilling her gooey contents all over Ace. Ace looked at him and said "You need to cut down on your salt intake" then promptly kicked him square in the...flowerpot by the door, which promptly shattered, covering them in a hail of soil and earthworms... Bill and Ben (the flowerpot men) suddenly came running out of the house screaming "flobba dobba dob boba", roughly translated means "what have you done?! our precious flowerpot is ruined!!" Bill reached into his pocket and pulled out a picture of Chris Tarrant. "I love this man" cried Bill, "now you have destroyed our home and I am going to kill you Ace". Ben looked shocked...It appeared that his trousers had come undone. Bill looked away in embarrassment and noticed a helicopter flying over the horizon towards them... Upon closer inspection he realised that it was in fact a large fat man, wearing one of those caps with a propellar on top, who had just been catapulted from the nearby Catapults R Us testing site. as this guy fell to the floor from the sky and once the dust had settled they discovered that it was Keith from Prodigy and he suddenly broke into a rendition of "Smack my ***** up" with bill and ben as backing vocals.

Meanwhile, high above the earth, a Vogon spaceship glistened in the sunlight like a wounded bird in platina. The captain, prostetnic vogon jelz held his remote control loosely and was about to terminate Earth when he heard that his mother had been eaten by the Bug Blatter Beast of Trall. This annoyed him because she still owed him a dozen of whatever_it_was_currency(replace this someone if you remember) that was 3km in diameter. He threw the remote control at the messenger and screamed his vognoian terror into the ships speakersystem: "Unless you surrender Doctor Who, Ace, Bill & Ben (the flower pot men), Jeremy and Inflatable Ingrid, this instant we will punish the earth by some vogonian poetry, before we terminate it.

But since nobody had a babblefish it sounded more like:

There once was a Vogonian from Omocron Persei 7 (lymeric time)

[kedaman]

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...

Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.

Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush and burst, spilling her gooey contents all over Ace. Ace looked at him and said "You need to cut down on your salt intake" then promptly kicked him square in the...flowerpot by the door, which promptly shattered, covering them in a hail of soil and earthworms... Bill and Ben (the flowerpot men) suddenly came running out of the house screaming "flobba dobba dob boba", roughly translated means "what have you done?! our precious flowerpot is ruined!!" Bill reached into his pocket and pulled out a picture of Chris Tarrant. "I love this man" cried Bill, "now you have destroyed our home and I am going to kill you Ace". Ben looked shocked...It appeared that his trousers had come undone. Bill looked away in embarrassment and noticed a helicopter flying over the horizon towards them... Upon closer inspection he realised that it was in fact a large fat man, wearing one of those caps with a propellar on top, who had just been catapulted from the nearby Catapults R Us testing site. as this guy fell to the floor from the sky and once the dust had settled they discovered that it was Keith from Prodigy and he suddenly broke into a rendition of "Smack my ***** up" with bill and ben as backing vocals.

Meanwhile, high above the earth, a Vogon spaceship glistened in the sunlight like a wounded bird in platina. The captain, prostetnic vogon jelz held his remote control loosely and was about to terminate Earth when he heard that his mother had been eaten by the Bug Blatter Beast of Trall. This annoyed him because she still owed him a dozen of whatever_it_was_currency(replace this someone if you remember) that was 3km in diameter. He threw the remote control at the messenger and screamed his vognoian terror into the ships speakersystem: "Unless you surrender Doctor Who, Ace, Bill & Ben (the flower pot men), Jeremy and Inflatable Ingrid, this instant we will punish the earth by some vogonian poetry, before we terminate it.

But since nobody had a babblefish it sounded more like:

There once was a Vogonian from Omocron Persei 7 (lymeric time)

Jeremy: What was that?
Zsa-zsa: Someone is trying to steal our car again

[nullus]

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...

Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.

Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush and burst, spilling her gooey contents all over Ace. Ace looked at him and said "You need to cut down on your salt intake" then promptly kicked him square in the...flowerpot by the door, which promptly shattered, covering them in a hail of soil and earthworms... Bill and Ben (the flowerpot men) suddenly came running out of the house screaming "flobba dobba dob boba", roughly translated means "what have you done?! our precious flowerpot is ruined!!" Bill reached into his pocket and pulled out a picture of Chris Tarrant. "I love this man" cried Bill, "now you have destroyed our home and I am going to kill you Ace". Ben looked shocked...It appeared that his trousers had come undone. Bill looked away in embarrassment and noticed a helicopter flying over the horizon towards them... Upon closer inspection he realised that it was in fact a large fat man, wearing one of those caps with a propellar on top, who had just been catapulted from the nearby Catapults R Us testing site. as this guy fell to the floor from the sky and once the dust had settled they discovered that it was Keith from Prodigy and he suddenly broke into a rendition of "Smack my ***** up" with bill and ben as backing vocals.

Meanwhile, high above the earth, a Vogon spaceship glistened in the sunlight like a wounded bird in platina. The captain, prostetnic vogon jelz held his remote control loosely and was about to terminate Earth when he heard that his mother had been eaten by the Bug Blatter Beast of Trall. This annoyed him because she still owed him a dozen of whatever_it_was_currency(replace this someone if you remember) that was 3km in diameter. He threw the remote control at the messenger and screamed his vognoian terror into the ships speakersystem: "Unless you surrender Doctor Who, Ace, Bill & Ben (the flower pot men), Jeremy and Inflatable Ingrid, this instant we will punish the earth by some vogonian poetry, before we terminate it.

But since nobody had a babblefish it sounded more like:

There once was a Vogonian from Omocron Persei 7 (lymeric time)

Jeremy: What was that?
Zsa-zsa: Someone is trying to steal our car again
"Oh my god!", said Dr Who, "it's..."

[SurfDemon]

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...

Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.

Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush and burst, spilling her gooey contents all over Ace. Ace looked at him and said "You need to cut down on your salt intake" then promptly kicked him square in the...flowerpot by the door, which promptly shattered, covering them in a hail of soil and earthworms... Bill and Ben (the flowerpot men) suddenly came running out of the house screaming "flobba dobba dob boba", roughly translated means "what have you done?! our precious flowerpot is ruined!!" Bill reached into his pocket and pulled out a picture of Chris Tarrant. "I love this man" cried Bill, "now you have destroyed our home and I am going to kill you Ace". Ben looked shocked...It appeared that his trousers had come undone. Bill looked away in embarrassment and noticed a helicopter flying over the horizon towards them... Upon closer inspection he realised that it was in fact a large fat man, wearing one of those caps with a propellar on top, who had just been catapulted from the nearby Catapults R Us testing site. as this guy fell to the floor from the sky and once the dust had settled they discovered that it was Keith from Prodigy and he suddenly broke into a rendition of "Smack my ***** up" with bill and ben as backing vocals.

Meanwhile, high above the earth, a Vogon spaceship glistened in the sunlight like a wounded bird in platina. The captain, prostetnic vogon jelz held his remote control loosely and was about to terminate Earth when he heard that his mother had been eaten by the Bug Blatter Beast of Trall. This annoyed him because she still owed him a dozen of whatever_it_was_currency(replace this someone if you remember) that was 3km in diameter. He threw the remote control at the messenger and screamed his vognoian terror into the ships speakersystem: "Unless you surrender Doctor Who, Ace, Bill & Ben (the flower pot men), Jeremy and Inflatable Ingrid, this instant we will punish the earth by some vogonian poetry, before we terminate it.

But since nobody had a babblefish it sounded more like:

There once was a Vogonian from Omocron Persei 7 (lymeric time)

Jeremy: What was that?
Zsa-zsa: Someone is trying to steal our car again
"Oh my god!", said Dr Who, "it's Tuesday, it's 5 o'clock, it's time for Cracker-Jack!!!!". Quickly he whipped out his ....

[kayoca]

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...

Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.

Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush and burst, spilling her gooey contents all over Ace. Ace looked at him and said "You need to cut down on your salt intake" then promptly kicked him square in the...flowerpot by the door, which promptly shattered, covering them in a hail of soil and earthworms... Bill and Ben (the flowerpot men) suddenly came running out of the house screaming "flobba dobba dob boba", roughly translated means "what have you done?! our precious flowerpot is ruined!!" Bill reached into his pocket and pulled out a picture of Chris Tarrant. "I love this man" cried Bill, "now you have destroyed our home and I am going to kill you Ace". Ben looked shocked...It appeared that his trousers had come undone. Bill looked away in embarrassment and noticed a helicopter flying over the horizon towards them... Upon closer inspection he realised that it was in fact a large fat man, wearing one of those caps with a propellar on top, who had just been catapulted from the nearby Catapults R Us testing site. as this guy fell to the floor from the sky and once the dust had settled they discovered that it was Keith from Prodigy and he suddenly broke into a rendition of "Smack my ***** up" with bill and ben as backing vocals.

Meanwhile, high above the earth, a Vogon spaceship glistened in the sunlight like a wounded bird in platina. The captain, prostetnic vogon jelz held his remote control loosely and was about to terminate Earth when he heard that his mother had been eaten by the Bug Blatter Beast of Trall. This annoyed him because she still owed him a dozen of whatever_it_was_currency(replace this someone if you remember) that was 3km in diameter. He threw the remote control at the messenger and screamed his vognoian terror into the ships speakersystem: "Unless you surrender Doctor Who, Ace, Bill & Ben (the flower pot men), Jeremy and Inflatable Ingrid, this instant we will punish the earth by some vogonian poetry, before we terminate it.

But since nobody had a babblefish it sounded more like:

There once was a Vogonian from Omocron Persei 7 (lymeric time)

Jeremy: What was that?
Zsa-zsa: Someone is trying to steal our car again
"Oh my god!", said Dr Who, "it's Tuesday, it's 5 o'clock, it's time for Cracker-Jack!!!!". Quickly he whipped out his ugly face.

[Behemoth]

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...

Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.

Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush and burst, spilling her gooey contents all over Ace. Ace looked at him and said "You need to cut down on your salt intake" then promptly kicked him square in the...flowerpot by the door, which promptly shattered, covering them in a hail of soil and earthworms... Bill and Ben (the flowerpot men) suddenly came running out of the house screaming "flobba dobba dob boba", roughly translated means "what have you done?! our precious flowerpot is ruined!!" Bill reached into his pocket and pulled out a picture of Chris Tarrant. "I love this man" cried Bill, "now you have destroyed our home and I am going to kill you Ace". Ben looked shocked...It appeared that his trousers had come undone. Bill looked away in embarrassment and noticed a helicopter flying over the horizon towards them... Upon closer inspection he realised that it was in fact a large fat man, wearing one of those caps with a propellar on top, who had just been catapulted from the nearby Catapults R Us testing site. as this guy fell to the floor from the sky and once the dust had settled they discovered that it was Keith from Prodigy and he suddenly broke into a rendition of "Smack my ***** up" with bill and ben as backing vocals.

Meanwhile, high above the earth, a Vogon spaceship glistened in the sunlight like a wounded bird in platina. The captain, prostetnic vogon jelz held his remote control loosely and was about to terminate Earth when he heard that his mother had been eaten by the Bug Blatter Beast of Trall. This annoyed him because she still owed him a dozen of whatever_it_was_currency(replace this someone if you remember) that was 3km in diameter. He threw the remote control at the messenger and screamed his vognoian terror into the ships speakersystem: "Unless you surrender Doctor Who, Ace, Bill & Ben (the flower pot men), Jeremy and Inflatable Ingrid, this instant we will punish the earth by some vogonian poetry, before we terminate it.

But since nobody had a babblefish it sounded more like:

There once was a Vogonian from Omocron Persei 7 (lymeric time)

Jeremy: What was that?
Zsa-zsa: Someone is trying to steal our car again
"Oh my god!", said Dr Who, "it's Tuesday, it's 5 o'clock, it's time for Cracker-Jack!!!!". Quickly he whipped out his ugly face, gave it a quick polish and popped it back in his pocket. "Damn," he said, "these new-fangled faces sure get dirty quickly", and with that he broke into a run, not noticing...

[SurfDemon]

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...

Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.

Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush and burst, spilling her gooey contents all over Ace. Ace looked at him and said "You need to cut down on your salt intake" then promptly kicked him square in the...flowerpot by the door, which promptly shattered, covering them in a hail of soil and earthworms... Bill and Ben (the flowerpot men) suddenly came running out of the house screaming "flobba dobba dob boba", roughly translated means "what have you done?! our precious flowerpot is ruined!!" Bill reached into his pocket and pulled out a picture of Chris Tarrant. "I love this man" cried Bill, "now you have destroyed our home and I am going to kill you Ace". Ben looked shocked...It appeared that his trousers had come undone. Bill looked away in embarrassment and noticed a helicopter flying over the horizon towards them... Upon closer inspection he realised that it was in fact a large fat man, wearing one of those caps with a propellar on top, who had just been catapulted from the nearby Catapults R Us testing site. as this guy fell to the floor from the sky and once the dust had settled they discovered that it was Keith from Prodigy and he suddenly broke into a rendition of "Smack my ***** up" with bill and ben as backing vocals.

Meanwhile, high above the earth, a Vogon spaceship glistened in the sunlight like a wounded bird in platina. The captain, prostetnic vogon jelz held his remote control loosely and was about to terminate Earth when he heard that his mother had been eaten by the Bug Blatter Beast of Trall. This annoyed him because she still owed him a dozen of whatever_it_was_currency(replace this someone if you remember) that was 3km in diameter. He threw the remote control at the messenger and screamed his vognoian terror into the ships speakersystem: "Unless you surrender Doctor Who, Ace, Bill & Ben (the flower pot men), Jeremy and Inflatable Ingrid, this instant we will punish the earth by some vogonian poetry, before we terminate it.

But since nobody had a babblefish it sounded more like:

There once was a Vogonian from Omocron Persei 7 (lymeric time)

Jeremy: What was that?
Zsa-zsa: Someone is trying to steal our car again
"Oh my god!", said Dr Who, "it's Tuesday, it's 5 o'clock, it's time for Cracker-Jack!!!!". Quickly he whipped out his ugly face, gave it a quick polish and popped it back in his pocket. "Damn," he said, "these new-fangled faces sure get dirty quickly", and with that he broke into a run, not noticing Parksie stumbling out of the local gay bar with a glazed look on his face. He was annoyed as he had just spilt some of his margaritta on his dress...

[Fox]

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...

Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.

Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush and burst, spilling her gooey contents all over Ace. Ace looked at him and said "You need to cut down on your salt intake" then promptly kicked him square in the...flowerpot by the door, which promptly shattered, covering them in a hail of soil and earthworms... Bill and Ben (the flowerpot men) suddenly came running out of the house screaming "flobba dobba dob boba", roughly translated means "what have you done?! our precious flowerpot is ruined!!" Bill reached into his pocket and pulled out a picture of Chris Tarrant. "I love this man" cried Bill, "now you have destroyed our home and I am going to kill you Ace". Ben looked shocked...It appeared that his trousers had come undone. Bill looked away in embarrassment and noticed a helicopter flying over the horizon towards them... Upon closer inspection he realised that it was in fact a large fat man, wearing one of those caps with a propellar on top, who had just been catapulted from the nearby Catapults R Us testing site. as this guy fell to the floor from the sky and once the dust had settled they discovered that it was Keith from Prodigy and he suddenly broke into a rendition of "Smack my ***** up" with bill and ben as backing vocals.

Meanwhile, high above the earth, a Vogon spaceship glistened in the sunlight like a wounded bird in platina. The captain, prostetnic vogon jelz held his remote control loosely and was about to terminate Earth when he heard that his mother had been eaten by the Bug Blatter Beast of Trall. This annoyed him because she still owed him a dozen of whatever_it_was_currency(replace this someone if you remember) that was 3km in diameter. He threw the remote control at the messenger and screamed his vognoian terror into the ships speakersystem: "Unless you surrender Doctor Who, Ace, Bill & Ben (the flower pot men), Jeremy and Inflatable Ingrid, this instant we will punish the earth by some vogonian poetry, before we terminate it.

But since nobody had a babblefish it sounded more like:

There once was a Vogonian from Omocron Persei 7 (lymeric time)

Jeremy: What was that?
Zsa-zsa: Someone is trying to steal our car again
"Oh my god!", said Dr Who, "it's Tuesday, it's 5 o'clock, it's time for Cracker-Jack!!!!". Quickly he whipped out his ugly face, gave it a quick polish and popped it back in his pocket. "Damn," he said, "these new-fangled faces sure get dirty quickly", and with that he broke into a run, not noticing Parksie stumbling out of the local gay bar with a glazed look on his face. He was annoyed as he had just spilt some of his margaritta on his dress... in this moment a white rabbit started walking over the street.

[SurfDemon]

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...

Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.

Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush and burst, spilling her gooey contents all over Ace. Ace looked at him and said "You need to cut down on your salt intake" then promptly kicked him square in the...flowerpot by the door, which promptly shattered, covering them in a hail of soil and earthworms... Bill and Ben (the flowerpot men) suddenly came running out of the house screaming "flobba dobba dob boba", roughly translated means "what have you done?! our precious flowerpot is ruined!!" Bill reached into his pocket and pulled out a picture of Chris Tarrant. "I love this man" cried Bill, "now you have destroyed our home and I am going to kill you Ace". Ben looked shocked...It appeared that his trousers had come undone. Bill looked away in embarrassment and noticed a helicopter flying over the horizon towards them... Upon closer inspection he realised that it was in fact a large fat man, wearing one of those caps with a propellar on top, who had just been catapulted from the nearby Catapults R Us testing site. as this guy fell to the floor from the sky and once the dust had settled they discovered that it was Keith from Prodigy and he suddenly broke into a rendition of "Smack my ***** up" with bill and ben as backing vocals.

Meanwhile, high above the earth, a Vogon spaceship glistened in the sunlight like a wounded bird in platina. The captain, prostetnic vogon jelz held his remote control loosely and was about to terminate Earth when he heard that his mother had been eaten by the Bug Blatter Beast of Trall. This annoyed him because she still owed him a dozen of whatever_it_was_currency(replace this someone if you remember) that was 3km in diameter. He threw the remote control at the messenger and screamed his vognoian terror into the ships speakersystem: "Unless you surrender Doctor Who, Ace, Bill & Ben (the flower pot men), Jeremy and Inflatable Ingrid, this instant we will punish the earth by some vogonian poetry, before we terminate it.

But since nobody had a babblefish it sounded more like:

There once was a Vogonian from Omocron Persei 7 (lymeric time)

Jeremy: What was that?
Zsa-zsa: Someone is trying to steal our car again
"Oh my god!", said Dr Who, "it's Tuesday, it's 5 o'clock, it's time for Cracker-Jack!!!!". Quickly he whipped out his ugly face, gave it a quick polish and popped it back in his pocket. "Damn," he said, "these new-fangled faces sure get dirty quickly", and with that he broke into a run, not noticing Parksie stumbling out of the local gay bar with a glazed look on his face. He was annoyed as he had just spilt some of his margaritta on his dress... in this moment a white rabbit started walking over the street. This was unfortunate for the rabbit as it quickly got crushged beneath the wheels of a biker gang as it rolled into town. The name of the gang was....

[SurfDemon]

Sorry for killing your rabbit Fox, but I decide we needed some blood and guts in the story:)

SD

[barrk]

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...

Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.

Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush and burst, spilling her gooey contents all over Ace. Ace looked at him and said "You need to cut down on your salt intake" then promptly kicked him square in the...flowerpot by the door, which promptly shattered, covering them in a hail of soil and earthworms... Bill and Ben (the flowerpot men) suddenly came running out of the house screaming "flobba dobba dob boba", roughly translated means "what have you done?! our precious flowerpot is ruined!!" Bill reached into his pocket and pulled out a picture of Chris Tarrant. "I love this man" cried Bill, "now you have destroyed our home and I am going to kill you Ace". Ben looked shocked...It appeared that his trousers had come undone. Bill looked away in embarrassment and noticed a helicopter flying over the horizon towards them... Upon closer inspection he realised that it was in fact a large fat man, wearing one of those caps with a propellar on top, who had just been catapulted from the nearby Catapults R Us testing site. as this guy fell to the floor from the sky and once the dust had settled they discovered that it was Keith from Prodigy and he suddenly broke into a rendition of "Smack my ***** up" with bill and ben as backing vocals.

Meanwhile, high above the earth, a Vogon spaceship glistened in the sunlight like a wounded bird in platina. The captain, prostetnic vogon jelz held his remote control loosely and was about to terminate Earth when he heard that his mother had been eaten by the Bug Blatter Beast of Trall. This annoyed him because she still owed him a dozen of whatever_it_was_currency(replace this someone if you remember) that was 3km in diameter. He threw the remote control at the messenger and screamed his vognoian terror into the ships speakersystem: "Unless you surrender Doctor Who, Ace, Bill & Ben (the flower pot men), Jeremy and Inflatable Ingrid, this instant we will punish the earth by some vogonian poetry, before we terminate it.

But since nobody had a babblefish it sounded more like:

There once was a Vogonian from Omocron Persei 7 (lymeric time)

Jeremy: What was that?
Zsa-zsa: Someone is trying to steal our car again
"Oh my god!", said Dr Who, "it's Tuesday, it's 5 o'clock, it's time for Cracker-Jack!!!!". Quickly he whipped out his ugly face, gave it a quick polish and popped it back in his pocket. "Damn," he said, "these new-fangled faces sure get dirty quickly", and with that he broke into a run, not noticing Parksie stumbling out of the local gay bar with a glazed look on his face. He was annoyed as he had just spilt some of his margaritta on his dress... in this moment a white rabbit started walking over the street. This was unfortunate for the rabbit as it quickly got crushged beneath the wheels of a biker gang as it rolled into town. The name of the gang was the Desert Divas. They wore ball gown and black leather collars and were looking for some trouble!

[SurfDemon]

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...

Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.

Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush and burst, spilling her gooey contents all over Ace. Ace looked at him and said "You need to cut down on your salt intake" then promptly kicked him square in the...flowerpot by the door, which promptly shattered, covering them in a hail of soil and earthworms... Bill and Ben (the flowerpot men) suddenly came running out of the house screaming "flobba dobba dob boba", roughly translated means "what have you done?! our precious flowerpot is ruined!!" Bill reached into his pocket and pulled out a picture of Chris Tarrant. "I love this man" cried Bill, "now you have destroyed our home and I am going to kill you Ace". Ben looked shocked...It appeared that his trousers had come undone. Bill looked away in embarrassment and noticed a helicopter flying over the horizon towards them... Upon closer inspection he realised that it was in fact a large fat man, wearing one of those caps with a propellar on top, who had just been catapulted from the nearby Catapults R Us testing site. as this guy fell to the floor from the sky and once the dust had settled they discovered that it was Keith from Prodigy and he suddenly broke into a rendition of "Smack my ***** up" with bill and ben as backing vocals.

Meanwhile, high above the earth, a Vogon spaceship glistened in the sunlight like a wounded bird in platina. The captain, prostetnic vogon jelz held his remote control loosely and was about to terminate Earth when he heard that his mother had been eaten by the Bug Blatter Beast of Trall. This annoyed him because she still owed him a dozen of whatever_it_was_currency(replace this someone if you remember) that was 3km in diameter. He threw the remote control at the messenger and screamed his vognoian terror into the ships speakersystem: "Unless you surrender Doctor Who, Ace, Bill & Ben (the flower pot men), Jeremy and Inflatable Ingrid, this instant we will punish the earth by some vogonian poetry, before we terminate it.

But since nobody had a babblefish it sounded more like:

There once was a Vogonian from Omocron Persei 7 (lymeric time)

Jeremy: What was that?
Zsa-zsa: Someone is trying to steal our car again
"Oh my god!", said Dr Who, "it's Tuesday, it's 5 o'clock, it's time for Cracker-Jack!!!!". Quickly he whipped out his ugly face, gave it a quick polish and popped it back in his pocket. "Damn," he said, "these new-fangled faces sure get dirty quickly", and with that he broke into a run, not noticing Parksie stumbling out of the local gay bar with a glazed look on his face. He was annoyed as he had just spilt some of his margaritta on his dress... in this moment a white rabbit started walking over the street. This was unfortunate for the rabbit as it quickly got crushged beneath the wheels of a biker gang as it rolled into town. The name of the gang was the Desert Divas. They wore ball gown and black leather collars and were looking for some trouble! Unfortunately 'Trouble' was Parksies psuedoname when he hung out in Gay bars. The leader of the gang, eyed Parksie with a leer. His nickname was....

[barrk]

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Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...

Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.

Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush and burst, spilling her gooey contents all over Ace. Ace looked at him and said "You need to cut down on your salt intake" then promptly kicked him square in the...flowerpot by the door, which promptly shattered, covering them in a hail of soil and earthworms... Bill and Ben (the flowerpot men) suddenly came running out of the house screaming "flobba dobba dob boba", roughly translated means "what have you done?! our precious flowerpot is ruined!!" Bill reached into his pocket and pulled out a picture of Chris Tarrant. "I love this man" cried Bill, "now you have destroyed our home and I am going to kill you Ace". Ben looked shocked...It appeared that his trousers had come undone. Bill looked away in embarrassment and noticed a helicopter flying over the horizon towards them... Upon closer inspection he realised that it was in fact a large fat man, wearing one of those caps with a propellar on top, who had just been catapulted from the nearby Catapults R Us testing site. as this guy fell to the floor from the sky and once the dust had settled they discovered that it was Keith from Prodigy and he suddenly broke into a rendition of "Smack my ***** up" with bill and ben as backing vocals.

Meanwhile, high above the earth, a Vogon spaceship glistened in the sunlight like a wounded bird in platina. The captain, prostetnic vogon jelz held his remote control loosely and was about to terminate Earth when he heard that his mother had been eaten by the Bug Blatter Beast of Trall. This annoyed him because she still owed him a dozen of whatever_it_was_currency(replace this someone if you remember) that was 3km in diameter. He threw the remote control at the messenger and screamed his vognoian terror into the ships speakersystem: "Unless you surrender Doctor Who, Ace, Bill & Ben (the flower pot men), Jeremy and Inflatable Ingrid, this instant we will punish the earth by some vogonian poetry, before we terminate it.

But since nobody had a babblefish it sounded more like:

There once was a Vogonian from Omocron Persei 7 (lymeric time)

Jeremy: What was that?
Zsa-zsa: Someone is trying to steal our car again
"Oh my god!", said Dr Who, "it's Tuesday, it's 5 o'clock, it's time for Cracker-Jack!!!!". Quickly he whipped out his ugly face, gave it a quick polish and popped it back in his pocket. "Damn," he said, "these new-fangled faces sure get dirty quickly", and with that he broke into a run, not noticing Parksie stumbling out of the local gay bar with a glazed look on his face. He was annoyed as he had just spilt some of his margaritta on his dress... in this moment a white rabbit started walking over the street. This was unfortunate for the rabbit as it quickly got crushged beneath the wheels of a biker gang as it rolled into town. The name of the gang was the Desert Divas. They wore ball gown and black leather collars and were looking for some trouble! Unfortunately 'Trouble' was Parksies psuedoname when he hung out in Gay bars. The leader of the gang, eyed Parksie with a leer. His nickname was Sweet Suckin' Sam because he loved to suck the fruit from the rim of the margaritas!

[SurfDemon]

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...

Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.

Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush and burst, spilling her gooey contents all over Ace. Ace looked at him and said "You need to cut down on your salt intake" then promptly kicked him square in the...flowerpot by the door, which promptly shattered, covering them in a hail of soil and earthworms... Bill and Ben (the flowerpot men) suddenly came running out of the house screaming "flobba dobba dob boba", roughly translated means "what have you done?! our precious flowerpot is ruined!!" Bill reached into his pocket and pulled out a picture of Chris Tarrant. "I love this man" cried Bill, "now you have destroyed our home and I am going to kill you Ace". Ben looked shocked...It appeared that his trousers had come undone. Bill looked away in embarrassment and noticed a helicopter flying over the horizon towards them... Upon closer inspection he realised that it was in fact a large fat man, wearing one of those caps with a propellar on top, who had just been catapulted from the nearby Catapults R Us testing site. as this guy fell to the floor from the sky and once the dust had settled they discovered that it was Keith from Prodigy and he suddenly broke into a rendition of "Smack my ***** up" with bill and ben as backing vocals.

Meanwhile, high above the earth, a Vogon spaceship glistened in the sunlight like a wounded bird in platina. The captain, prostetnic vogon jelz held his remote control loosely and was about to terminate Earth when he heard that his mother had been eaten by the Bug Blatter Beast of Trall. This annoyed him because she still owed him a dozen of whatever_it_was_currency(replace this someone if you remember) that was 3km in diameter. He threw the remote control at the messenger and screamed his vognoian terror into the ships speakersystem: "Unless you surrender Doctor Who, Ace, Bill & Ben (the flower pot men), Jeremy and Inflatable Ingrid, this instant we will punish the earth by some vogonian poetry, before we terminate it.

But since nobody had a babblefish it sounded more like:

There once was a Vogonian from Omocron Persei 7 (lymeric time)

Jeremy: What was that?
Zsa-zsa: Someone is trying to steal our car again
"Oh my god!", said Dr Who, "it's Tuesday, it's 5 o'clock, it's time for Cracker-Jack!!!!". Quickly he whipped out his ugly face, gave it a quick polish and popped it back in his pocket. "Damn," he said, "these new-fangled faces sure get dirty quickly", and with that he broke into a run, not noticing Parksie stumbling out of the local gay bar with a glazed look on his face. He was annoyed as he had just spilt some of his margaritta on his dress... in this moment a white rabbit started walking over the street. This was unfortunate for the rabbit as it quickly got crushged beneath the wheels of a biker gang as it rolled into town. The name of the gang was the Desert Divas. They wore ball gown and black leather collars and were looking for some trouble! Unfortunately 'Trouble' was Parksies psuedoname when he hung out in Gay bars. The leader of the gang, eyed Parksie with a leer. His nickname was Sweet Suckin' Sam because he loved to suck the fruit from the rim of the margaritas! He stopped his bike and dismounted the throbbing beast. He advanced on Parksie who was still holding his Margarrita glass. "Can I lick that clean for you?" he asked with a gleam in his eye. Unfortunately what Parksie didn't realise was that Sweet Suckin' Sam suffered from....

[barrk]

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...

Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.

Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush and burst, spilling her gooey contents all over Ace. Ace looked at him and said "You need to cut down on your salt intake" then promptly kicked him square in the...flowerpot by the door, which promptly shattered, covering them in a hail of soil and earthworms... Bill and Ben (the flowerpot men) suddenly came running out of the house screaming "flobba dobba dob boba", roughly translated means "what have you done?! our precious flowerpot is ruined!!" Bill reached into his pocket and pulled out a picture of Chris Tarrant. "I love this man" cried Bill, "now you have destroyed our home and I am going to kill you Ace". Ben looked shocked...It appeared that his trousers had come undone. Bill looked away in embarrassment and noticed a helicopter flying over the horizon towards them... Upon closer inspection he realised that it was in fact a large fat man, wearing one of those caps with a propellar on top, who had just been catapulted from the nearby Catapults R Us testing site. as this guy fell to the floor from the sky and once the dust had settled they discovered that it was Keith from Prodigy and he suddenly broke into a rendition of "Smack my ***** up" with bill and ben as backing vocals.

Meanwhile, high above the earth, a Vogon spaceship glistened in the sunlight like a wounded bird in platina. The captain, prostetnic vogon jelz held his remote control loosely and was about to terminate Earth when he heard that his mother had been eaten by the Bug Blatter Beast of Trall. This annoyed him because she still owed him a dozen of whatever_it_was_currency(replace this someone if you remember) that was 3km in diameter. He threw the remote control at the messenger and screamed his vognoian terror into the ships speakersystem: "Unless you surrender Doctor Who, Ace, Bill & Ben (the flower pot men), Jeremy and Inflatable Ingrid, this instant we will punish the earth by some vogonian poetry, before we terminate it.

But since nobody had a babblefish it sounded more like:

There once was a Vogonian from Omocron Persei 7 (lymeric time)

Jeremy: What was that?
Zsa-zsa: Someone is trying to steal our car again
"Oh my god!", said Dr Who, "it's Tuesday, it's 5 o'clock, it's time for Cracker-Jack!!!!". Quickly he whipped out his ugly face, gave it a quick polish and popped it back in his pocket. "Damn," he said, "these new-fangled faces sure get dirty quickly", and with that he broke into a run, not noticing Parksie stumbling out of the local gay bar with a glazed look on his face. He was annoyed as he had just spilt some of his margaritta on his dress... in this moment a white rabbit started walking over the street. This was unfortunate for the rabbit as it quickly got crushged beneath the wheels of a biker gang as it rolled into town. The name of the gang was the Desert Divas. They wore ball gown and black leather collars and were looking for some trouble! Unfortunately 'Trouble' was Parksies psuedoname when he hung out in Gay bars. The leader of the gang, eyed Parksie with a leer. His nickname was Sweet Suckin' Sam because he loved to suck the fruit from the rim of the margaritas! He stopped his bike and dismounted the throbbing beast. He advanced on Parksie who was still holding his Margarrita glass. "Can I lick that clean for you?" he asked with a gleam in his eye. Unfortunately what Parksie didn't realise was that Sweet Suckin' Sam suffered from an identity crisis. Sam was actually short for Samantha. The whole time he/she thought she was a cross-dressing biker ....she was actually just a former Miss America suffering from amnesia. He could have taken her up on her offer and had the best roll of his life...but alas.......

[SurfDemon]

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...

Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.

Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush and burst, spilling her gooey contents all over Ace. Ace looked at him and said "You need to cut down on your salt intake" then promptly kicked him square in the...flowerpot by the door, which promptly shattered, covering them in a hail of soil and earthworms... Bill and Ben (the flowerpot men) suddenly came running out of the house screaming "flobba dobba dob boba", roughly translated means "what have you done?! our precious flowerpot is ruined!!" Bill reached into his pocket and pulled out a picture of Chris Tarrant. "I love this man" cried Bill, "now you have destroyed our home and I am going to kill you Ace". Ben looked shocked...It appeared that his trousers had come undone. Bill looked away in embarrassment and noticed a helicopter flying over the horizon towards them... Upon closer inspection he realised that it was in fact a large fat man, wearing one of those caps with a propellar on top, who had just been catapulted from the nearby Catapults R Us testing site. as this guy fell to the floor from the sky and once the dust had settled they discovered that it was Keith from Prodigy and he suddenly broke into a rendition of "Smack my ***** up" with bill and ben as backing vocals.

Meanwhile, high above the earth, a Vogon spaceship glistened in the sunlight like a wounded bird in platina. The captain, prostetnic vogon jelz held his remote control loosely and was about to terminate Earth when he heard that his mother had been eaten by the Bug Blatter Beast of Trall. This annoyed him because she still owed him a dozen of whatever_it_was_currency(replace this someone if you remember) that was 3km in diameter. He threw the remote control at the messenger and screamed his vognoian terror into the ships speakersystem: "Unless you surrender Doctor Who, Ace, Bill & Ben (the flower pot men), Jeremy and Inflatable Ingrid, this instant we will punish the earth by some vogonian poetry, before we terminate it.

But since nobody had a babblefish it sounded more like:

There once was a Vogonian from Omocron Persei 7 (lymeric time)

Jeremy: What was that?
Zsa-zsa: Someone is trying to steal our car again
"Oh my god!", said Dr Who, "it's Tuesday, it's 5 o'clock, it's time for Cracker-Jack!!!!". Quickly he whipped out his ugly face, gave it a quick polish and popped it back in his pocket. "Damn," he said, "these new-fangled faces sure get dirty quickly", and with that he broke into a run, not noticing Parksie stumbling out of the local gay bar with a glazed look on his face. He was annoyed as he had just spilt some of his margaritta on his dress... in this moment a white rabbit started walking over the street. This was unfortunate for the rabbit as it quickly got crushged beneath the wheels of a biker gang as it rolled into town. The name of the gang was the Desert Divas. They wore ball gown and black leather collars and were looking for some trouble! Unfortunately 'Trouble' was Parksies psuedoname when he hung out in Gay bars. The leader of the gang, eyed Parksie with a leer. His nickname was Sweet Suckin' Sam because he loved to suck the fruit from the rim of the margaritas! He stopped his bike and dismounted the throbbing beast. He advanced on Parksie who was still holding his Margarrita glass. "Can I lick that clean for you?" he asked with a gleam in his eye. Unfortunately what Parksie didn't realise was that Sweet Suckin' Sam suffered from an identity crisis. Sam was actually short for Samantha. The whole time he/she thought she was a cross-dressing biker ....she was actually just a former Miss America suffering from amnesia. He could have taken her up on her offer and had the best roll of his life...but alas, he hesitated too long and caught the eye of Festering Fred the gangs resident leper. Festering Fred, had never been the same since....

[parksie]

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...

Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.

Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush and burst, spilling her gooey contents all over Ace. Ace looked at him and said "You need to cut down on your salt intake" then promptly kicked him square in the...flowerpot by the door, which promptly shattered, covering them in a hail of soil and earthworms... Bill and Ben (the flowerpot men) suddenly came running out of the house screaming "flobba dobba dob boba", roughly translated means "what have you done?! our precious flowerpot is ruined!!" Bill reached into his pocket and pulled out a picture of Chris Tarrant. "I love this man" cried Bill, "now you have destroyed our home and I am going to kill you Ace". Ben looked shocked...It appeared that his trousers had come undone. Bill looked away in embarrassment and noticed a helicopter flying over the horizon towards them... Upon closer inspection he realised that it was in fact a large fat man, wearing one of those caps with a propellar on top, who had just been catapulted from the nearby Catapults R Us testing site. as this guy fell to the floor from the sky and once the dust had settled they discovered that it was Keith from Prodigy and he suddenly broke into a rendition of "Smack my ***** up" with bill and ben as backing vocals.

Meanwhile, high above the earth, a Vogon spaceship glistened in the sunlight like a wounded bird in platina. The captain, prostetnic vogon jelz held his remote control loosely and was about to terminate Earth when he heard that his mother had been eaten by the Bug Blatter Beast of Trall. This annoyed him because she still owed him a dozen of whatever_it_was_currency(replace this someone if you remember) that was 3km in diameter. He threw the remote control at the messenger and screamed his vognoian terror into the ships speakersystem: "Unless you surrender Doctor Who, Ace, Bill & Ben (the flower pot men), Jeremy and Inflatable Ingrid, this instant we will punish the earth by some vogonian poetry, before we terminate it.

But since nobody had a babblefish it sounded more like:

There once was a Vogonian from Omocron Persei 7 (lymeric time)

Jeremy: What was that?
Zsa-zsa: Someone is trying to steal our car again
"Oh my god!", said Dr Who, "it's Tuesday, it's 5 o'clock, it's time for Cracker-Jack!!!!". Quickly he whipped out his ugly face, gave it a quick polish and popped it back in his pocket. "Damn," he said, "these new-fangled faces sure get dirty quickly", and with that he broke into a run, not noticing Parksie stumbling out of the local gay bar with a glazed look on his face. He was annoyed as he had just spilt some of his margaritta on his dress... in this moment a white rabbit started walking over the street. This was unfortunate for the rabbit as it quickly got crushged beneath the wheels of a biker gang as it rolled into town. The name of the gang was the Desert Divas. They wore ball gown and black leather collars and were looking for some trouble! Unfortunately 'Trouble' was Parksies psuedoname when he hung out in Gay bars. The leader of the gang, eyed Parksie with a leer. His nickname was Sweet Suckin' Sam because he loved to suck the fruit from the rim of the margaritas! He stopped his bike and dismounted the throbbing beast. He advanced on Parksie who was still holding his Margarrita glass. "Can I lick that clean for you?" he asked with a gleam in his eye. Unfortunately what Parksie didn't realise was that Sweet Suckin' Sam suffered from an identity crisis. Sam was actually short for Samantha. The whole time he/she thought she was a cross-dressing biker ....she was actually just a former Miss America suffering from amnesia. He could have taken her up on her offer and had the best roll of his life...but alas, he hesitated too long and caught the eye of Festering Fred the gangs resident leper. Festering Fred, had never been the same since SurfDemon had given him that nasty condition during their ill-fated affair. The problem started when Festering Fred's current squeeze MLP walked in to the bar :D...

[SurfDemon]

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...

Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.

Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush and burst, spilling her gooey contents all over Ace. Ace looked at him and said "You need to cut down on your salt intake" then promptly kicked him square in the...flowerpot by the door, which promptly shattered, covering them in a hail of soil and earthworms... Bill and Ben (the flowerpot men) suddenly came running out of the house screaming "flobba dobba dob boba", roughly translated means "what have you done?! our precious flowerpot is ruined!!" Bill reached into his pocket and pulled out a picture of Chris Tarrant. "I love this man" cried Bill, "now you have destroyed our home and I am going to kill you Ace". Ben looked shocked...It appeared that his trousers had come undone. Bill looked away in embarrassment and noticed a helicopter flying over the horizon towards them... Upon closer inspection he realised that it was in fact a large fat man, wearing one of those caps with a propellar on top, who had just been catapulted from the nearby Catapults R Us testing site. as this guy fell to the floor from the sky and once the dust had settled they discovered that it was Keith from Prodigy and he suddenly broke into a rendition of "Smack my ***** up" with bill and ben as backing vocals.

Meanwhile, high above the earth, a Vogon spaceship glistened in the sunlight like a wounded bird in platina. The captain, prostetnic vogon jelz held his remote control loosely and was about to terminate Earth when he heard that his mother had been eaten by the Bug Blatter Beast of Trall. This annoyed him because she still owed him a dozen of whatever_it_was_currency(replace this someone if you remember) that was 3km in diameter. He threw the remote control at the messenger and screamed his vognoian terror into the ships speakersystem: "Unless you surrender Doctor Who, Ace, Bill & Ben (the flower pot men), Jeremy and Inflatable Ingrid, this instant we will punish the earth by some vogonian poetry, before we terminate it.

But since nobody had a babblefish it sounded more like:

There once was a Vogonian from Omocron Persei 7 (lymeric time)

Jeremy: What was that?
Zsa-zsa: Someone is trying to steal our car again
"Oh my god!", said Dr Who, "it's Tuesday, it's 5 o'clock, it's time for Cracker-Jack!!!!". Quickly he whipped out his ugly face, gave it a quick polish and popped it back in his pocket. "Damn," he said, "these new-fangled faces sure get dirty quickly", and with that he broke into a run, not noticing Parksie stumbling out of the local gay bar with a glazed look on his face. He was annoyed as he had just spilt some of his margaritta on his dress... in this moment a white rabbit started walking over the street. This was unfortunate for the rabbit as it quickly got crushged beneath the wheels of a biker gang as it rolled into town. The name of the gang was the Desert Divas. They wore ball gown and black leather collars and were looking for some trouble! Unfortunately 'Trouble' was Parksies psuedoname when he hung out in Gay bars. The leader of the gang, eyed Parksie with a leer. His nickname was Sweet Suckin' Sam because he loved to suck the fruit from the rim of the margaritas! He stopped his bike and dismounted the throbbing beast. He advanced on Parksie who was still holding his Margarrita glass. "Can I lick that clean for you?" he asked with a gleam in his eye. Unfortunately what Parksie didn't realise was that Sweet Suckin' Sam suffered from an identity crisis. Sam was actually short for Samantha. The whole time he/she thought she was a cross-dressing biker ....she was actually just a former Miss America suffering from amnesia. He could have taken her up on her offer and had the best roll of his life...but alas, he hesitated too long and caught the eye of Festering Fred the gangs resident leper. Festering Fred, had never been the same since SurfDemon had given him that nasty condition during their ill-fated affair. The problem started when Festering Fred's current squeeze MLP walked in to the bar :D. "Who's this MLP person?" shouted SurfDemon in a fit of jealousy!! Festering Fred, moving slowly so that none of his limbs fell off replied "MLP is.....

[barrk]

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...

Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.

Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush and burst, spilling her gooey contents all over Ace. Ace looked at him and said "You need to cut down on your salt intake" then promptly kicked him square in the...flowerpot by the door, which promptly shattered, covering them in a hail of soil and earthworms... Bill and Ben (the flowerpot men) suddenly came running out of the house screaming "flobba dobba dob boba", roughly translated means "what have you done?! our precious flowerpot is ruined!!" Bill reached into his pocket and pulled out a picture of Chris Tarrant. "I love this man" cried Bill, "now you have destroyed our home and I am going to kill you Ace". Ben looked shocked...It appeared that his trousers had come undone. Bill looked away in embarrassment and noticed a helicopter flying over the horizon towards them... Upon closer inspection he realised that it was in fact a large fat man, wearing one of those caps with a propellar on top, who had just been catapulted from the nearby Catapults R Us testing site. as this guy fell to the floor from the sky and once the dust had settled they discovered that it was Keith from Prodigy and he suddenly broke into a rendition of "Smack my ***** up" with bill and ben as backing vocals.

Meanwhile, high above the earth, a Vogon spaceship glistened in the sunlight like a wounded bird in platina. The captain, prostetnic vogon jelz held his remote control loosely and was about to terminate Earth when he heard that his mother had been eaten by the Bug Blatter Beast of Trall. This annoyed him because she still owed him a dozen of whatever_it_was_currency(replace this someone if you remember) that was 3km in diameter. He threw the remote control at the messenger and screamed his vognoian terror into the ships speakersystem: "Unless you surrender Doctor Who, Ace, Bill & Ben (the flower pot men), Jeremy and Inflatable Ingrid, this instant we will punish the earth by some vogonian poetry, before we terminate it.

But since nobody had a babblefish it sounded more like:

There once was a Vogonian from Omocron Persei 7 (lymeric time)

Jeremy: What was that?
Zsa-zsa: Someone is trying to steal our car again
"Oh my god!", said Dr Who, "it's Tuesday, it's 5 o'clock, it's time for Cracker-Jack!!!!". Quickly he whipped out his ugly face, gave it a quick polish and popped it back in his pocket. "Damn," he said, "these new-fangled faces sure get dirty quickly", and with that he broke into a run, not noticing Parksie stumbling out of the local gay bar with a glazed look on his face. He was annoyed as he had just spilt some of his margaritta on his dress... in this moment a white rabbit started walking over the street. This was unfortunate for the rabbit as it quickly got crushged beneath the wheels of a biker gang as it rolled into town. The name of the gang was the Desert Divas. They wore ball gown and black leather collars and were looking for some trouble! Unfortunately 'Trouble' was Parksies psuedoname when he hung out in Gay bars. The leader of the gang, eyed Parksie with a leer. His nickname was Sweet Suckin' Sam because he loved to suck the fruit from the rim of the margaritas! He stopped his bike and dismounted the throbbing beast. He advanced on Parksie who was still holding his Margarrita glass. "Can I lick that clean for you?" he asked with a gleam in his eye. Unfortunately what Parksie didn't realise was that Sweet Suckin' Sam suffered from an identity crisis. Sam was actually short for Samantha. The whole time he/she thought she was a cross-dressing biker ....she was actually just a former Miss America suffering from amnesia. He could have taken her up on her offer and had the best roll of his life...but alas, he hesitated too long and caught the eye of Festering Fred the gangs resident leper. Festering Fred, had never been the same since SurfDemon had given him that nasty condition during their ill-fated affair. The problem started when Festering Fred's current squeeze MLP walked in to the bar . "Who's this MLP person?" shouted SurfDemon in a fit of jealousy!! Festering Fred, moving slowly so that none of his limbs fell off replied "MLP is My Loving Peter....we used to be attached but he fell off too and I just couldn't stand to part with him."

[SurfDemon]

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...

Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.

Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush and burst, spilling her gooey contents all over Ace. Ace looked at him and said "You need to cut down on your salt intake" then promptly kicked him square in the...flowerpot by the door, which promptly shattered, covering them in a hail of soil and earthworms... Bill and Ben (the flowerpot men) suddenly came running out of the house screaming "flobba dobba dob boba", roughly translated means "what have you done?! our precious flowerpot is ruined!!" Bill reached into his pocket and pulled out a picture of Chris Tarrant. "I love this man" cried Bill, "now you have destroyed our home and I am going to kill you Ace". Ben looked shocked...It appeared that his trousers had come undone. Bill looked away in embarrassment and noticed a helicopter flying over the horizon towards them... Upon closer inspection he realised that it was in fact a large fat man, wearing one of those caps with a propellar on top, who had just been catapulted from the nearby Catapults R Us testing site. as this guy fell to the floor from the sky and once the dust had settled they discovered that it was Keith from Prodigy and he suddenly broke into a rendition of "Smack my ***** up" with bill and ben as backing vocals.

Meanwhile, high above the earth, a Vogon spaceship glistened in the sunlight like a wounded bird in platina. The captain, prostetnic vogon jelz held his remote control loosely and was about to terminate Earth when he heard that his mother had been eaten by the Bug Blatter Beast of Trall. This annoyed him because she still owed him a dozen of whatever_it_was_currency(replace this someone if you remember) that was 3km in diameter. He threw the remote control at the messenger and screamed his vognoian terror into the ships speakersystem: "Unless you surrender Doctor Who, Ace, Bill & Ben (the flower pot men), Jeremy and Inflatable Ingrid, this instant we will punish the earth by some vogonian poetry, before we terminate it.

But since nobody had a babblefish it sounded more like:

There once was a Vogonian from Omocron Persei 7 (lymeric time)

Jeremy: What was that?
Zsa-zsa: Someone is trying to steal our car again
"Oh my god!", said Dr Who, "it's Tuesday, it's 5 o'clock, it's time for Cracker-Jack!!!!". Quickly he whipped out his ugly face, gave it a quick polish and popped it back in his pocket. "Damn," he said, "these new-fangled faces sure get dirty quickly", and with that he broke into a run, not noticing Parksie stumbling out of the local gay bar with a glazed look on his face. He was annoyed as he had just spilt some of his margaritta on his dress... in this moment a white rabbit started walking over the street. This was unfortunate for the rabbit as it quickly got crushged beneath the wheels of a biker gang as it rolled into town. The name of the gang was the Desert Divas. They wore ball gown and black leather collars and were looking for some trouble! Unfortunately 'Trouble' was Parksies psuedoname when he hung out in Gay bars. The leader of the gang, eyed Parksie with a leer. His nickname was Sweet Suckin' Sam because he loved to suck the fruit from the rim of the margaritas! He stopped his bike and dismounted the throbbing beast. He advanced on Parksie who was still holding his Margarrita glass. "Can I lick that clean for you?" he asked with a gleam in his eye. Unfortunately what Parksie didn't realise was that Sweet Suckin' Sam suffered from an identity crisis. Sam was actually short for Samantha. The whole time he/she thought she was a cross-dressing biker ....she was actually just a former Miss America suffering from amnesia. He could have taken her up on her offer and had the best roll of his life...but alas, he hesitated too long and caught the eye of Festering Fred the gangs resident leper. Festering Fred, had never been the same since SurfDemon had given him that nasty condition during their ill-fated affair. The problem started when Festering Fred's current squeeze MLP walked in to the bar . "Who's this MLP person?" shouted SurfDemon in a fit of jealousy!! Festering Fred, moving slowly so that none of his limbs fell off replied "MLP is My Loving Peter....we used to be attached but he fell off too and I just couldn't stand to part with him."

"This is getting too confusing!", screamed Sweet Suckin' Sam. "We need to thin out a few of the characters.". Just then by an amazing coincidence a grand piano that had been carelessly dropped by a passing Vogon ship thumped into the ground, crushing....

[barrk]

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...

Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.

Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush and burst, spilling her gooey contents all over Ace. Ace looked at him and said "You need to cut down on your salt intake" then promptly kicked him square in the...flowerpot by the door, which promptly shattered, covering them in a hail of soil and earthworms... Bill and Ben (the flowerpot men) suddenly came running out of the house screaming "flobba dobba dob boba", roughly translated means "what have you done?! our precious flowerpot is ruined!!" Bill reached into his pocket and pulled out a picture of Chris Tarrant. "I love this man" cried Bill, "now you have destroyed our home and I am going to kill you Ace". Ben looked shocked...It appeared that his trousers had come undone. Bill looked away in embarrassment and noticed a helicopter flying over the horizon towards them... Upon closer inspection he realised that it was in fact a large fat man, wearing one of those caps with a propellar on top, who had just been catapulted from the nearby Catapults R Us testing site. as this guy fell to the floor from the sky and once the dust had settled they discovered that it was Keith from Prodigy and he suddenly broke into a rendition of "Smack my ***** up" with bill and ben as backing vocals.

Meanwhile, high above the earth, a Vogon spaceship glistened in the sunlight like a wounded bird in platina. The captain, prostetnic vogon jelz held his remote control loosely and was about to terminate Earth when he heard that his mother had been eaten by the Bug Blatter Beast of Trall. This annoyed him because she still owed him a dozen of whatever_it_was_currency(replace this someone if you remember) that was 3km in diameter. He threw the remote control at the messenger and screamed his vognoian terror into the ships speakersystem: "Unless you surrender Doctor Who, Ace, Bill & Ben (the flower pot men), Jeremy and Inflatable Ingrid, this instant we will punish the earth by some vogonian poetry, before we terminate it.

But since nobody had a babblefish it sounded more like:

There once was a Vogonian from Omocron Persei 7 (lymeric time)

Jeremy: What was that?
Zsa-zsa: Someone is trying to steal our car again
"Oh my god!", said Dr Who, "it's Tuesday, it's 5 o'clock, it's time for Cracker-Jack!!!!". Quickly he whipped out his ugly face, gave it a quick polish and popped it back in his pocket. "Damn," he said, "these new-fangled faces sure get dirty quickly", and with that he broke into a run, not noticing Parksie stumbling out of the local gay bar with a glazed look on his face. He was annoyed as he had just spilt some of his margaritta on his dress... in this moment a white rabbit started walking over the street. This was unfortunate for the rabbit as it quickly got crushged beneath the wheels of a biker gang as it rolled into town. The name of the gang was the Desert Divas. They wore ball gown and black leather collars and were looking for some trouble! Unfortunately 'Trouble' was Parksies psuedoname when he hung out in Gay bars. The leader of the gang, eyed Parksie with a leer. His nickname was Sweet Suckin' Sam because he loved to suck the fruit from the rim of the margaritas! He stopped his bike and dismounted the throbbing beast. He advanced on Parksie who was still holding his Margarrita glass. "Can I lick that clean for you?" he asked with a gleam in his eye. Unfortunately what Parksie didn't realise was that Sweet Suckin' Sam suffered from an identity crisis. Sam was actually short for Samantha. The whole time he/she thought she was a cross-dressing biker ....she was actually just a former Miss America suffering from amnesia. He could have taken her up on her offer and had the best roll of his life...but alas, he hesitated too long and caught the eye of Festering Fred the gangs resident leper. Festering Fred, had never been the same since SurfDemon had given him that nasty condition during their ill-fated affair. The problem started when Festering Fred's current squeeze MLP walked in to the bar . "Who's this MLP person?" shouted SurfDemon in a fit of jealousy!! Festering Fred, moving slowly so that none of his limbs fell off replied "MLP is My Loving Peter....we used to be attached but he fell off too and I just couldn't stand to part with him."

"This is getting too confusing!", screamed Sweet Suckin' Sam. "We need to thin out a few of the characters.". Just then by an amazing coincidence a grand piano that had been carelessly dropped by a passing Vogon ship thumped into the ground, crushing everyone but Parksie and Dr. Who. They both ran for the tardis and just as they were dematerializing.....

[parksie]

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...

Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.

Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush and burst, spilling her gooey contents all over Ace. Ace looked at him and said "You need to cut down on your salt intake" then promptly kicked him square in the...flowerpot by the door, which promptly shattered, covering them in a hail of soil and earthworms... Bill and Ben (the flowerpot men) suddenly came running out of the house screaming "flobba dobba dob boba", roughly translated means "what have you done?! our precious flowerpot is ruined!!" Bill reached into his pocket and pulled out a picture of Chris Tarrant. "I love this man" cried Bill, "now you have destroyed our home and I am going to kill you Ace". Ben looked shocked...It appeared that his trousers had come undone. Bill looked away in embarrassment and noticed a helicopter flying over the horizon towards them... Upon closer inspection he realised that it was in fact a large fat man, wearing one of those caps with a propellar on top, who had just been catapulted from the nearby Catapults R Us testing site. as this guy fell to the floor from the sky and once the dust had settled they discovered that it was Keith from Prodigy and he suddenly broke into a rendition of "Smack my ***** up" with bill and ben as backing vocals.

Meanwhile, high above the earth, a Vogon spaceship glistened in the sunlight like a wounded bird in platina. The captain, prostetnic vogon jelz held his remote control loosely and was about to terminate Earth when he heard that his mother had been eaten by the Bug Blatter Beast of Trall. This annoyed him because she still owed him a dozen of whatever_it_was_currency(replace this someone if you remember) that was 3km in diameter. He threw the remote control at the messenger and screamed his vognoian terror into the ships speakersystem: "Unless you surrender Doctor Who, Ace, Bill & Ben (the flower pot men), Jeremy and Inflatable Ingrid, this instant we will punish the earth by some vogonian poetry, before we terminate it.

But since nobody had a babblefish it sounded more like:

There once was a Vogonian from Omocron Persei 7 (lymeric time)

Jeremy: What was that?
Zsa-zsa: Someone is trying to steal our car again
"Oh my god!", said Dr Who, "it's Tuesday, it's 5 o'clock, it's time for Cracker-Jack!!!!". Quickly he whipped out his ugly face, gave it a quick polish and popped it back in his pocket. "Damn," he said, "these new-fangled faces sure get dirty quickly", and with that he broke into a run, not noticing Parksie stumbling out of the local gay bar with a glazed look on his face. He was annoyed as he had just spilt some of his margaritta on his dress... in this moment a white rabbit started walking over the street. This was unfortunate for the rabbit as it quickly got crushged beneath the wheels of a biker gang as it rolled into town. The name of the gang was the Desert Divas. They wore ball gown and black leather collars and were looking for some trouble! Unfortunately 'Trouble' was Parksies psuedoname when he hung out in Gay bars. The leader of the gang, eyed Parksie with a leer. His nickname was Sweet Suckin' Sam because he loved to suck the fruit from the rim of the margaritas! He stopped his bike and dismounted the throbbing beast. He advanced on Parksie who was still holding his Margarrita glass. "Can I lick that clean for you?" he asked with a gleam in his eye. Unfortunately what Parksie didn't realise was that Sweet Suckin' Sam suffered from an identity crisis. Sam was actually short for Samantha. The whole time he/she thought she was a cross-dressing biker ....she was actually just a former Miss America suffering from amnesia. He could have taken her up on her offer and had the best roll of his life...but alas, he hesitated too long and caught the eye of Festering Fred the gangs resident leper. Festering Fred, had never been the same since SurfDemon had given him that nasty condition during their ill-fated affair. The problem started when Festering Fred's current squeeze MLP walked in to the bar . "Who's this MLP person?" shouted SurfDemon in a fit of jealousy!! Festering Fred, moving slowly so that none of his limbs fell off replied "MLP is My Loving Peter....we used to be attached but he fell off too and I just couldn't stand to part with him."

"This is getting too confusing!", screamed Sweet Suckin' Sam. "We need to thin out a few of the characters.". Just then by an amazing coincidence a grand piano that had been carelessly dropped by a passing Vogon ship thumped into the ground, crushing everyone but Parksie and Dr. Who. They both ran for the tardis and just as they were dematerializing.....Einsten ran towards them gibbering insanely: "No!!! you can't do that! It's physically impossible!", at which Parksie called up John and had some red wine delivered to throw at Einstein, giving him and Dr Who time to effect a getaway.....

[barrk]

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...

Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.

Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush and burst, spilling her gooey contents all over Ace. Ace looked at him and said "You need to cut down on your salt intake" then promptly kicked him square in the...flowerpot by the door, which promptly shattered, covering them in a hail of soil and earthworms... Bill and Ben (the flowerpot men) suddenly came running out of the house screaming "flobba dobba dob boba", roughly translated means "what have you done?! our precious flowerpot is ruined!!" Bill reached into his pocket and pulled out a picture of Chris Tarrant. "I love this man" cried Bill, "now you have destroyed our home and I am going to kill you Ace". Ben looked shocked...It appeared that his trousers had come undone. Bill looked away in embarrassment and noticed a helicopter flying over the horizon towards them... Upon closer inspection he realised that it was in fact a large fat man, wearing one of those caps with a propellar on top, who had just been catapulted from the nearby Catapults R Us testing site. as this guy fell to the floor from the sky and once the dust had settled they discovered that it was Keith from Prodigy and he suddenly broke into a rendition of "Smack my ***** up" with bill and ben as backing vocals.

Meanwhile, high above the earth, a Vogon spaceship glistened in the sunlight like a wounded bird in platina. The captain, prostetnic vogon jelz held his remote control loosely and was about to terminate Earth when he heard that his mother had been eaten by the Bug Blatter Beast of Trall. This annoyed him because she still owed him a dozen of whatever_it_was_currency(replace this someone if you remember) that was 3km in diameter. He threw the remote control at the messenger and screamed his vognoian terror into the ships speakersystem: "Unless you surrender Doctor Who, Ace, Bill & Ben (the flower pot men), Jeremy and Inflatable Ingrid, this instant we will punish the earth by some vogonian poetry, before we terminate it.

But since nobody had a babblefish it sounded more like:

There once was a Vogonian from Omocron Persei 7 (lymeric time)

Jeremy: What was that?
Zsa-zsa: Someone is trying to steal our car again
"Oh my god!", said Dr Who, "it's Tuesday, it's 5 o'clock, it's time for Cracker-Jack!!!!". Quickly he whipped out his ugly face, gave it a quick polish and popped it back in his pocket. "Damn," he said, "these new-fangled faces sure get dirty quickly", and with that he broke into a run, not noticing Parksie stumbling out of the local gay bar with a glazed look on his face. He was annoyed as he had just spilt some of his margaritta on his dress... in this moment a white rabbit started walking over the street. This was unfortunate for the rabbit as it quickly got crushged beneath the wheels of a biker gang as it rolled into town. The name of the gang was the Desert Divas. They wore ball gown and black leather collars and were looking for some trouble! Unfortunately 'Trouble' was Parksies psuedoname when he hung out in Gay bars. The leader of the gang, eyed Parksie with a leer. His nickname was Sweet Suckin' Sam because he loved to suck the fruit from the rim of the margaritas! He stopped his bike and dismounted the throbbing beast. He advanced on Parksie who was still holding his Margarrita glass. "Can I lick that clean for you?" he asked with a gleam in his eye. Unfortunately what Parksie didn't realise was that Sweet Suckin' Sam suffered from an identity crisis. Sam was actually short for Samantha. The whole time he/she thought she was a cross-dressing biker ....she was actually just a former Miss America suffering from amnesia. He could have taken her up on her offer and had the best roll of his life...but alas, he hesitated too long and caught the eye of Festering Fred the gangs resident leper. Festering Fred, had never been the same since SurfDemon had given him that nasty condition during their ill-fated affair. The problem started when Festering Fred's current squeeze MLP walked in to the bar . "Who's this MLP person?" shouted SurfDemon in a fit of jealousy!! Festering Fred, moving slowly so that none of his limbs fell off replied "MLP is My Loving Peter....we used to be attached but he fell off too and I just couldn't stand to part with him."

"This is getting too confusing!", screamed Sweet Suckin' Sam. "We need to thin out a few of the characters.". Just then by an amazing coincidence a grand piano that had been carelessly dropped by a passing Vogon ship thumped into the ground, crushing everyone but Parksie and Dr. Who. They both ran for the tardis and just as they were dematerializing.....Einsten ran towards them gibbering insanely: "No!!! you can't do that! It's physically impossible!", at which Parksie called up John and had some red wine delivered to throw at Einstein, giving him and Dr Who time to effect a getaway.

Dr. Who gave Parksie a choice of where he wanted to materialize....a French ***** House, a bath house in San Francisco or a beautiful green field with miles and miles of smiling sheep. Of course, Parksie chose....

[SurfDemon]

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...

Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.

Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush and burst, spilling her gooey contents all over Ace. Ace looked at him and said "You need to cut down on your salt intake" then promptly kicked him square in the...flowerpot by the door, which promptly shattered, covering them in a hail of soil and earthworms... Bill and Ben (the flowerpot men) suddenly came running out of the house screaming "flobba dobba dob boba", roughly translated means "what have you done?! our precious flowerpot is ruined!!" Bill reached into his pocket and pulled out a picture of Chris Tarrant. "I love this man" cried Bill, "now you have destroyed our home and I am going to kill you Ace". Ben looked shocked...It appeared that his trousers had come undone. Bill looked away in embarrassment and noticed a helicopter flying over the horizon towards them... Upon closer inspection he realised that it was in fact a large fat man, wearing one of those caps with a propellar on top, who had just been catapulted from the nearby Catapults R Us testing site. as this guy fell to the floor from the sky and once the dust had settled they discovered that it was Keith from Prodigy and he suddenly broke into a rendition of "Smack my ***** up" with bill and ben as backing vocals.

Meanwhile, high above the earth, a Vogon spaceship glistened in the sunlight like a wounded bird in platina. The captain, prostetnic vogon jelz held his remote control loosely and was about to terminate Earth when he heard that his mother had been eaten by the Bug Blatter Beast of Trall. This annoyed him because she still owed him a dozen of whatever_it_was_currency(replace this someone if you remember) that was 3km in diameter. He threw the remote control at the messenger and screamed his vognoian terror into the ships speakersystem: "Unless you surrender Doctor Who, Ace, Bill & Ben (the flower pot men), Jeremy and Inflatable Ingrid, this instant we will punish the earth by some vogonian poetry, before we terminate it.

But since nobody had a babblefish it sounded more like:

There once was a Vogonian from Omocron Persei 7 (lymeric time)

Jeremy: What was that?
Zsa-zsa: Someone is trying to steal our car again
"Oh my god!", said Dr Who, "it's Tuesday, it's 5 o'clock, it's time for Cracker-Jack!!!!". Quickly he whipped out his ugly face, gave it a quick polish and popped it back in his pocket. "Damn," he said, "these new-fangled faces sure get dirty quickly", and with that he broke into a run, not noticing Parksie stumbling out of the local gay bar with a glazed look on his face. He was annoyed as he had just spilt some of his margaritta on his dress... in this moment a white rabbit started walking over the street. This was unfortunate for the rabbit as it quickly got crushged beneath the wheels of a biker gang as it rolled into town. The name of the gang was the Desert Divas. They wore ball gown and black leather collars and were looking for some trouble! Unfortunately 'Trouble' was Parksies psuedoname when he hung out in Gay bars. The leader of the gang, eyed Parksie with a leer. His nickname was Sweet Suckin' Sam because he loved to suck the fruit from the rim of the margaritas! He stopped his bike and dismounted the throbbing beast. He advanced on Parksie who was still holding his Margarrita glass. "Can I lick that clean for you?" he asked with a gleam in his eye. Unfortunately what Parksie didn't realise was that Sweet Suckin' Sam suffered from an identity crisis. Sam was actually short for Samantha. The whole time he/she thought she was a cross-dressing biker ....she was actually just a former Miss America suffering from amnesia. He could have taken her up on her offer and had the best roll of his life...but alas, he hesitated too long and caught the eye of Festering Fred the gangs resident leper. Festering Fred, had never been the same since SurfDemon had given him that nasty condition during their ill-fated affair. The problem started when Festering Fred's current squeeze MLP walked in to the bar . "Who's this MLP person?" shouted SurfDemon in a fit of jealousy!! Festering Fred, moving slowly so that none of his limbs fell off replied "MLP is My Loving Peter....we used to be attached but he fell off too and I just couldn't stand to part with him."

"This is getting too confusing!", screamed Sweet Suckin' Sam. "We need to thin out a few of the characters.". Just then by an amazing coincidence a grand piano that had been carelessly dropped by a passing Vogon ship thumped into the ground, crushing everyone but Parksie and Dr. Who. They both ran for the tardis and just as they were dematerializing.....Einsten ran towards them gibbering insanely: "No!!! you can't do that! It's physically impossible!", at which Parksie called up John and had some red wine delivered to throw at Einstein, giving him and Dr Who time to effect a getaway.

"That was an awfully big piano", remarked Parksie as the Tardis re-materialised aboard the Vogon ship. Doctor Who slipped out of the Tardis. For some unknown reason he had chosen to wear....

[barrk]

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...

Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.

Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush and burst, spilling her gooey contents all over Ace. Ace looked at him and said "You need to cut down on your salt intake" then promptly kicked him square in the...flowerpot by the door, which promptly shattered, covering them in a hail of soil and earthworms... Bill and Ben (the flowerpot men) suddenly came running out of the house screaming "flobba dobba dob boba", roughly translated means "what have you done?! our precious flowerpot is ruined!!" Bill reached into his pocket and pulled out a picture of Chris Tarrant. "I love this man" cried Bill, "now you have destroyed our home and I am going to kill you Ace". Ben looked shocked...It appeared that his trousers had come undone. Bill looked away in embarrassment and noticed a helicopter flying over the horizon towards them... Upon closer inspection he realised that it was in fact a large fat man, wearing one of those caps with a propellar on top, who had just been catapulted from the nearby Catapults R Us testing site. as this guy fell to the floor from the sky and once the dust had settled they discovered that it was Keith from Prodigy and he suddenly broke into a rendition of "Smack my ***** up" with bill and ben as backing vocals.

Meanwhile, high above the earth, a Vogon spaceship glistened in the sunlight like a wounded bird in platina. The captain, prostetnic vogon jelz held his remote control loosely and was about to terminate Earth when he heard that his mother had been eaten by the Bug Blatter Beast of Trall. This annoyed him because she still owed him a dozen of whatever_it_was_currency(replace this someone if you remember) that was 3km in diameter. He threw the remote control at the messenger and screamed his vognoian terror into the ships speakersystem: "Unless you surrender Doctor Who, Ace, Bill & Ben (the flower pot men), Jeremy and Inflatable Ingrid, this instant we will punish the earth by some vogonian poetry, before we terminate it.

But since nobody had a babblefish it sounded more like:

There once was a Vogonian from Omocron Persei 7 (lymeric time)

Jeremy: What was that?
Zsa-zsa: Someone is trying to steal our car again
"Oh my god!", said Dr Who, "it's Tuesday, it's 5 o'clock, it's time for Cracker-Jack!!!!". Quickly he whipped out his ugly face, gave it a quick polish and popped it back in his pocket. "Damn," he said, "these new-fangled faces sure get dirty quickly", and with that he broke into a run, not noticing Parksie stumbling out of the local gay bar with a glazed look on his face. He was annoyed as he had just spilt some of his margaritta on his dress... in this moment a white rabbit started walking over the street. This was unfortunate for the rabbit as it quickly got crushged beneath the wheels of a biker gang as it rolled into town. The name of the gang was the Desert Divas. They wore ball gown and black leather collars and were looking for some trouble! Unfortunately 'Trouble' was Parksies psuedoname when he hung out in Gay bars. The leader of the gang, eyed Parksie with a leer. His nickname was Sweet Suckin' Sam because he loved to suck the fruit from the rim of the margaritas! He stopped his bike and dismounted the throbbing beast. He advanced on Parksie who was still holding his Margarrita glass. "Can I lick that clean for you?" he asked with a gleam in his eye. Unfortunately what Parksie didn't realise was that Sweet Suckin' Sam suffered from an identity crisis. Sam was actually short for Samantha. The whole time he/she thought she was a cross-dressing biker ....she was actually just a former Miss America suffering from amnesia. He could have taken her up on her offer and had the best roll of his life...but alas, he hesitated too long and caught the eye of Festering Fred the gangs resident leper. Festering Fred, had never been the same since SurfDemon had given him that nasty condition during their ill-fated affair. The problem started when Festering Fred's current squeeze MLP walked in to the bar . "Who's this MLP person?" shouted SurfDemon in a fit of jealousy!! Festering Fred, moving slowly so that none of his limbs fell off replied "MLP is My Loving Peter....we used to be attached but he fell off too and I just couldn't stand to part with him."

"This is getting too confusing!", screamed Sweet Suckin' Sam. "We need to thin out a few of the characters.". Just then by an amazing coincidence a grand piano that had been carelessly dropped by a passing Vogon ship thumped into the ground, crushing everyone but Parksie and Dr. Who. They both ran for the tardis and just as they were dematerializing.....Einsten ran towards them gibbering insanely: "No!!! you can't do that! It's physically impossible!", at which Parksie called up John and had some red wine delivered to throw at Einstein, giving him and Dr Who time to effect a getaway.

Dr. Who gave Parksie a choice of where he wanted to materialize....a French ***** House, a bath house in San Francisco or a beautiful green field with miles and miles of smiling sheep. There was plenty of work to be done in each area Dr. Who informed him. Of course, Parksie chose....

[SurfDemon]

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...

Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.

Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush and burst, spilling her gooey contents all over Ace. Ace looked at him and said "You need to cut down on your salt intake" then promptly kicked him square in the...flowerpot by the door, which promptly shattered, covering them in a hail of soil and earthworms... Bill and Ben (the flowerpot men) suddenly came running out of the house screaming "flobba dobba dob boba", roughly translated means "what have you done?! our precious flowerpot is ruined!!" Bill reached into his pocket and pulled out a picture of Chris Tarrant. "I love this man" cried Bill, "now you have destroyed our home and I am going to kill you Ace". Ben looked shocked...It appeared that his trousers had come undone. Bill looked away in embarrassment and noticed a helicopter flying over the horizon towards them... Upon closer inspection he realised that it was in fact a large fat man, wearing one of those caps with a propellar on top, who had just been catapulted from the nearby Catapults R Us testing site. as this guy fell to the floor from the sky and once the dust had settled they discovered that it was Keith from Prodigy and he suddenly broke into a rendition of "Smack my ***** up" with bill and ben as backing vocals.

Meanwhile, high above the earth, a Vogon spaceship glistened in the sunlight like a wounded bird in platina. The captain, prostetnic vogon jelz held his remote control loosely and was about to terminate Earth when he heard that his mother had been eaten by the Bug Blatter Beast of Trall. This annoyed him because she still owed him a dozen of whatever_it_was_currency(replace this someone if you remember) that was 3km in diameter. He threw the remote control at the messenger and screamed his vognoian terror into the ships speakersystem: "Unless you surrender Doctor Who, Ace, Bill & Ben (the flower pot men), Jeremy and Inflatable Ingrid, this instant we will punish the earth by some vogonian poetry, before we terminate it.

But since nobody had a babblefish it sounded more like:

There once was a Vogonian from Omocron Persei 7 (lymeric time)

Jeremy: What was that?
Zsa-zsa: Someone is trying to steal our car again
"Oh my god!", said Dr Who, "it's Tuesday, it's 5 o'clock, it's time for Cracker-Jack!!!!". Quickly he whipped out his ugly face, gave it a quick polish and popped it back in his pocket. "Damn," he said, "these new-fangled faces sure get dirty quickly", and with that he broke into a run, not noticing Parksie stumbling out of the local gay bar with a glazed look on his face. He was annoyed as he had just spilt some of his margaritta on his dress... in this moment a white rabbit started walking over the street. This was unfortunate for the rabbit as it quickly got crushged beneath the wheels of a biker gang as it rolled into town. The name of the gang was the Desert Divas. They wore ball gown and black leather collars and were looking for some trouble! Unfortunately 'Trouble' was Parksies psuedoname when he hung out in Gay bars. The leader of the gang, eyed Parksie with a leer. His nickname was Sweet Suckin' Sam because he loved to suck the fruit from the rim of the margaritas! He stopped his bike and dismounted the throbbing beast. He advanced on Parksie who was still holding his Margarrita glass. "Can I lick that clean for you?" he asked with a gleam in his eye. Unfortunately what Parksie didn't realise was that Sweet Suckin' Sam suffered from an identity crisis. Sam was actually short for Samantha. The whole time he/she thought she was a cross-dressing biker ....she was actually just a former Miss America suffering from amnesia. He could have taken her up on her offer and had the best roll of his life...but alas, he hesitated too long and caught the eye of Festering Fred the gangs resident leper. Festering Fred, had never been the same since SurfDemon had given him that nasty condition during their ill-fated affair. The problem started when Festering Fred's current squeeze MLP walked in to the bar . "Who's this MLP person?" shouted SurfDemon in a fit of jealousy!! Festering Fred, moving slowly so that none of his limbs fell off replied "MLP is My Loving Peter....we used to be attached but he fell off too and I just couldn't stand to part with him."

"This is getting too confusing!", screamed Sweet Suckin' Sam. "We need to thin out a few of the characters.". Just then by an amazing coincidence a grand piano that had been carelessly dropped by a passing Vogon ship thumped into the ground, crushing everyone but Parksie and Dr. Who. They both ran for the tardis and just as they were dematerializing.....Einsten ran towards them gibbering insanely: "No!!! you can't do that! It's physically impossible!", at which Parksie called up John and had some red wine delivered to throw at Einstein, giving him and Dr Who time to effect a getaway.

Dr. Who gave Parksie a choice of where he wanted to materialize....a French ***** House, a bath house in San Francisco or a beautiful green field with miles and miles of smiling sheep. There was plenty of work to be done in each area Dr. Who informed him. Of course, Parksie chose the bath house in San Fran.

"That was an awfully awfully big Piano", he said to no one in particular as he stared at a picture of Tinkerbell:). As they entered the bath house Doctor Who was wearing...

[barrk]

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...

Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.

Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush and burst, spilling her gooey contents all over Ace. Ace looked at him and said "You need to cut down on your salt intake" then promptly kicked him square in the...flowerpot by the door, which promptly shattered, covering them in a hail of soil and earthworms... Bill and Ben (the flowerpot men) suddenly came running out of the house screaming "flobba dobba dob boba", roughly translated means "what have you done?! our precious flowerpot is ruined!!" Bill reached into his pocket and pulled out a picture of Chris Tarrant. "I love this man" cried Bill, "now you have destroyed our home and I am going to kill you Ace". Ben looked shocked...It appeared that his trousers had come undone. Bill looked away in embarrassment and noticed a helicopter flying over the horizon towards them... Upon closer inspection he realised that it was in fact a large fat man, wearing one of those caps with a propellar on top, who had just been catapulted from the nearby Catapults R Us testing site. as this guy fell to the floor from the sky and once the dust had settled they discovered that it was Keith from Prodigy and he suddenly broke into a rendition of "Smack my ***** up" with bill and ben as backing vocals.

Meanwhile, high above the earth, a Vogon spaceship glistened in the sunlight like a wounded bird in platina. The captain, prostetnic vogon jelz held his remote control loosely and was about to terminate Earth when he heard that his mother had been eaten by the Bug Blatter Beast of Trall. This annoyed him because she still owed him a dozen of whatever_it_was_currency(replace this someone if you remember) that was 3km in diameter. He threw the remote control at the messenger and screamed his vognoian terror into the ships speakersystem: "Unless you surrender Doctor Who, Ace, Bill & Ben (the flower pot men), Jeremy and Inflatable Ingrid, this instant we will punish the earth by some vogonian poetry, before we terminate it.

But since nobody had a babblefish it sounded more like:

There once was a Vogonian from Omocron Persei 7 (lymeric time)

Jeremy: What was that?
Zsa-zsa: Someone is trying to steal our car again
"Oh my god!", said Dr Who, "it's Tuesday, it's 5 o'clock, it's time for Cracker-Jack!!!!". Quickly he whipped out his ugly face, gave it a quick polish and popped it back in his pocket. "Damn," he said, "these new-fangled faces sure get dirty quickly", and with that he broke into a run, not noticing Parksie stumbling out of the local gay bar with a glazed look on his face. He was annoyed as he had just spilt some of his margaritta on his dress... in this moment a white rabbit started walking over the street. This was unfortunate for the rabbit as it quickly got crushged beneath the wheels of a biker gang as it rolled into town. The name of the gang was the Desert Divas. They wore ball gown and black leather collars and were looking for some trouble! Unfortunately 'Trouble' was Parksies psuedoname when he hung out in Gay bars. The leader of the gang, eyed Parksie with a leer. His nickname was Sweet Suckin' Sam because he loved to suck the fruit from the rim of the margaritas! He stopped his bike and dismounted the throbbing beast. He advanced on Parksie who was still holding his Margarrita glass. "Can I lick that clean for you?" he asked with a gleam in his eye. Unfortunately what Parksie didn't realise was that Sweet Suckin' Sam suffered from an identity crisis. Sam was actually short for Samantha. The whole time he/she thought she was a cross-dressing biker ....she was actually just a former Miss America suffering from amnesia. He could have taken her up on her offer and had the best roll of his life...but alas, he hesitated too long and caught the eye of Festering Fred the gangs resident leper. Festering Fred, had never been the same since SurfDemon had given him that nasty condition during their ill-fated affair. The problem started when Festering Fred's current squeeze MLP walked in to the bar . "Who's this MLP person?" shouted SurfDemon in a fit of jealousy!! Festering Fred, moving slowly so that none of his limbs fell off replied "MLP is My Loving Peter....we used to be attached but he fell off too and I just couldn't stand to part with him."

"This is getting too confusing!", screamed Sweet Suckin' Sam. "We need to thin out a few of the characters.". Just then by an amazing coincidence a grand piano that had been carelessly dropped by a passing Vogon ship thumped into the ground, crushing everyone but Parksie and Dr. Who. They both ran for the tardis and just as they were dematerializing.....Einsten ran towards them gibbering insanely: "No!!! you can't do that! It's physically impossible!", at which Parksie called up John and had some red wine delivered to throw at Einstein, giving him and Dr Who time to effect a getaway.

Dr. Who gave Parksie a choice of where he wanted to materialize....a French ***** House, a bath house in San Francisco or a beautiful green field with miles and miles of smiling sheep. There was plenty of work to be done in each area Dr. Who informed him. Of course, Parksie chose the bath house in San Fran.

"That was an awfully awfully big Piano", he said to no one in particular as he stared at a picture of Tinkerbell. As the entered the bath house Doctor Who was wearing nothing but a replica of Tinkebell's wings attached to his...

[parksie]

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...

Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.

Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush and burst, spilling her gooey contents all over Ace. Ace looked at him and said "You need to cut down on your salt intake" then promptly kicked him square in the...flowerpot by the door, which promptly shattered, covering them in a hail of soil and earthworms... Bill and Ben (the flowerpot men) suddenly came running out of the house screaming "flobba dobba dob boba", roughly translated means "what have you done?! our precious flowerpot is ruined!!" Bill reached into his pocket and pulled out a picture of Chris Tarrant. "I love this man" cried Bill, "now you have destroyed our home and I am going to kill you Ace". Ben looked shocked...It appeared that his trousers had come undone. Bill looked away in embarrassment and noticed a helicopter flying over the horizon towards them... Upon closer inspection he realised that it was in fact a large fat man, wearing one of those caps with a propellar on top, who had just been catapulted from the nearby Catapults R Us testing site. as this guy fell to the floor from the sky and once the dust had settled they discovered that it was Keith from Prodigy and he suddenly broke into a rendition of "Smack my ***** up" with bill and ben as backing vocals.

Meanwhile, high above the earth, a Vogon spaceship glistened in the sunlight like a wounded bird in platina. The captain, prostetnic vogon jelz held his remote control loosely and was about to terminate Earth when he heard that his mother had been eaten by the Bug Blatter Beast of Trall. This annoyed him because she still owed him a dozen of whatever_it_was_currency(replace this someone if you remember) that was 3km in diameter. He threw the remote control at the messenger and screamed his vognoian terror into the ships speakersystem: "Unless you surrender Doctor Who, Ace, Bill & Ben (the flower pot men), Jeremy and Inflatable Ingrid, this instant we will punish the earth by some vogonian poetry, before we terminate it.

But since nobody had a babblefish it sounded more like:

There once was a Vogonian from Omocron Persei 7 (lymeric time)

Jeremy: What was that?
Zsa-zsa: Someone is trying to steal our car again
"Oh my god!", said Dr Who, "it's Tuesday, it's 5 o'clock, it's time for Cracker-Jack!!!!". Quickly he whipped out his ugly face, gave it a quick polish and popped it back in his pocket. "Damn," he said, "these new-fangled faces sure get dirty quickly", and with that he broke into a run, not noticing Parksie stumbling out of the local gay bar with a glazed look on his face. He was annoyed as he had just spilt some of his margaritta on his dress... in this moment a white rabbit started walking over the street. This was unfortunate for the rabbit as it quickly got crushged beneath the wheels of a biker gang as it rolled into town. The name of the gang was the Desert Divas. They wore ball gown and black leather collars and were looking for some trouble! Unfortunately 'Trouble' was Parksies psuedoname when he hung out in Gay bars. The leader of the gang, eyed Parksie with a leer. His nickname was Sweet Suckin' Sam because he loved to suck the fruit from the rim of the margaritas! He stopped his bike and dismounted the throbbing beast. He advanced on Parksie who was still holding his Margarrita glass. "Can I lick that clean for you?" he asked with a gleam in his eye. Unfortunately what Parksie didn't realise was that Sweet Suckin' Sam suffered from an identity crisis. Sam was actually short for Samantha. The whole time he/she thought she was a cross-dressing biker ....she was actually just a former Miss America suffering from amnesia. He could have taken her up on her offer and had the best roll of his life...but alas, he hesitated too long and caught the eye of Festering Fred the gangs resident leper. Festering Fred, had never been the same since SurfDemon had given him that nasty condition during their ill-fated affair. The problem started when Festering Fred's current squeeze MLP walked in to the bar . "Who's this MLP person?" shouted SurfDemon in a fit of jealousy!! Festering Fred, moving slowly so that none of his limbs fell off replied "MLP is My Loving Peter....we used to be attached but he fell off too and I just couldn't stand to part with him."

"This is getting too confusing!", screamed Sweet Suckin' Sam. "We need to thin out a few of the characters.". Just then by an amazing coincidence a grand piano that had been carelessly dropped by a passing Vogon ship thumped into the ground, crushing everyone but Parksie and Dr. Who. They both ran for the tardis and just as they were dematerializing.....Einsten ran towards them gibbering insanely: "No!!! you can't do that! It's physically impossible!", at which Parksie called up John and had some red wine delivered to throw at Einstein, giving him and Dr Who time to effect a getaway.

Dr. Who gave Parksie a choice of where he wanted to materialize....a French ***** House, a bath house in San Francisco or a beautiful green field with miles and miles of smiling sheep. There was plenty of work to be done in each area Dr. Who informed him. Of course, Parksie chose the bath house in San Fran.

"That was an awfully awfully big Piano", he said to no one in particular as he stared at a picture of Tinkerbell. As the entered the bath house Doctor Who was wearing...Tinkerbell. "That's an awfully big 'piano' you have," she said, as Parksie decided SF was boring and hijacked the tardis and headed off to France...

[SurfDemon]

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...

Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.

Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush and burst, spilling her gooey contents all over Ace. Ace looked at him and said "You need to cut down on your salt intake" then promptly kicked him square in the...flowerpot by the door, which promptly shattered, covering them in a hail of soil and earthworms... Bill and Ben (the flowerpot men) suddenly came running out of the house screaming "flobba dobba dob boba", roughly translated means "what have you done?! our precious flowerpot is ruined!!" Bill reached into his pocket and pulled out a picture of Chris Tarrant. "I love this man" cried Bill, "now you have destroyed our home and I am going to kill you Ace". Ben looked shocked...It appeared that his trousers had come undone. Bill looked away in embarrassment and noticed a helicopter flying over the horizon towards them... Upon closer inspection he realised that it was in fact a large fat man, wearing one of those caps with a propellar on top, who had just been catapulted from the nearby Catapults R Us testing site. as this guy fell to the floor from the sky and once the dust had settled they discovered that it was Keith from Prodigy and he suddenly broke into a rendition of "Smack my ***** up" with bill and ben as backing vocals.

Meanwhile, high above the earth, a Vogon spaceship glistened in the sunlight like a wounded bird in platina. The captain, prostetnic vogon jelz held his remote control loosely and was about to terminate Earth when he heard that his mother had been eaten by the Bug Blatter Beast of Trall. This annoyed him because she still owed him a dozen of whatever_it_was_currency(replace this someone if you remember) that was 3km in diameter. He threw the remote control at the messenger and screamed his vognoian terror into the ships speakersystem: "Unless you surrender Doctor Who, Ace, Bill & Ben (the flower pot men), Jeremy and Inflatable Ingrid, this instant we will punish the earth by some vogonian poetry, before we terminate it.

But since nobody had a babblefish it sounded more like:

There once was a Vogonian from Omocron Persei 7 (lymeric time)

Jeremy: What was that?
Zsa-zsa: Someone is trying to steal our car again
"Oh my god!", said Dr Who, "it's Tuesday, it's 5 o'clock, it's time for Cracker-Jack!!!!". Quickly he whipped out his ugly face, gave it a quick polish and popped it back in his pocket. "Damn," he said, "these new-fangled faces sure get dirty quickly", and with that he broke into a run, not noticing Parksie stumbling out of the local gay bar with a glazed look on his face. He was annoyed as he had just spilt some of his margaritta on his dress... in this moment a white rabbit started walking over the street. This was unfortunate for the rabbit as it quickly got crushged beneath the wheels of a biker gang as it rolled into town. The name of the gang was the Desert Divas. They wore ball gown and black leather collars and were looking for some trouble! Unfortunately 'Trouble' was Parksies psuedoname when he hung out in Gay bars. The leader of the gang, eyed Parksie with a leer. His nickname was Sweet Suckin' Sam because he loved to suck the fruit from the rim of the margaritas! He stopped his bike and dismounted the throbbing beast. He advanced on Parksie who was still holding his Margarrita glass. "Can I lick that clean for you?" he asked with a gleam in his eye. Unfortunately what Parksie didn't realise was that Sweet Suckin' Sam suffered from an identity crisis. Sam was actually short for Samantha. The whole time he/she thought she was a cross-dressing biker ....she was actually just a former Miss America suffering from amnesia. He could have taken her up on her offer and had the best roll of his life...but alas, he hesitated too long and caught the eye of Festering Fred the gangs resident leper. Festering Fred, had never been the same since SurfDemon had given him that nasty condition during their ill-fated affair. The problem started when Festering Fred's current squeeze MLP walked in to the bar . "Who's this MLP person?" shouted SurfDemon in a fit of jealousy!! Festering Fred, moving slowly so that none of his limbs fell off replied "MLP is My Loving Peter....we used to be attached but he fell off too and I just couldn't stand to part with him."

"This is getting too confusing!", screamed Sweet Suckin' Sam. "We need to thin out a few of the characters.". Just then by an amazing coincidence a grand piano that had been carelessly dropped by a passing Vogon ship thumped into the ground, crushing everyone but Parksie and Dr. Who. They both ran for the tardis and just as they were dematerializing.....Einsten ran towards them gibbering insanely: "No!!! you can't do that! It's physically impossible!", at which Parksie called up John and had some red wine delivered to throw at Einstein, giving him and Dr Who time to effect a getaway.

Dr. Who gave Parksie a choice of where he wanted to materialize....a French ***** House, a bath house in San Francisco or a beautiful green field with miles and miles of smiling sheep. There was plenty of work to be done in each area Dr. Who informed him. Of course, Parksie chose the bath house in San Fran.

"That was an awfully awfully big Piano", he said to no one in particular as he stared at a picture of Tinkerbell. As the entered the bath house Doctor Who was wearing...Tinkerbell. "That's an awfully big 'piano' you have," she said, as Parksie decided SF was boring and hijacked the tardis and headed off to France.

He materialised in Madam Bon Bon's den of pleasure. Strangely he had found the co-ordinates under Doctor Who's favourite's menu. Obviously he was no stranger here.

As Parksie got out he was amazed to see that the women here had the biggest .....

[barrk]

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...

Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.

Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush and burst, spilling her gooey contents all over Ace. Ace looked at him and said "You need to cut down on your salt intake" then promptly kicked him square in the...flowerpot by the door, which promptly shattered, covering them in a hail of soil and earthworms... Bill and Ben (the flowerpot men) suddenly came running out of the house screaming "flobba dobba dob boba", roughly translated means "what have you done?! our precious flowerpot is ruined!!" Bill reached into his pocket and pulled out a picture of Chris Tarrant. "I love this man" cried Bill, "now you have destroyed our home and I am going to kill you Ace". Ben looked shocked...It appeared that his trousers had come undone. Bill looked away in embarrassment and noticed a helicopter flying over the horizon towards them... Upon closer inspection he realised that it was in fact a large fat man, wearing one of those caps with a propellar on top, who had just been catapulted from the nearby Catapults R Us testing site. as this guy fell to the floor from the sky and once the dust had settled they discovered that it was Keith from Prodigy and he suddenly broke into a rendition of "Smack my ***** up" with bill and ben as backing vocals.

Meanwhile, high above the earth, a Vogon spaceship glistened in the sunlight like a wounded bird in platina. The captain, prostetnic vogon jelz held his remote control loosely and was about to terminate Earth when he heard that his mother had been eaten by the Bug Blatter Beast of Trall. This annoyed him because she still owed him a dozen of whatever_it_was_currency(replace this someone if you remember) that was 3km in diameter. He threw the remote control at the messenger and screamed his vognoian terror into the ships speakersystem: "Unless you surrender Doctor Who, Ace, Bill & Ben (the flower pot men), Jeremy and Inflatable Ingrid, this instant we will punish the earth by some vogonian poetry, before we terminate it.

But since nobody had a babblefish it sounded more like:

There once was a Vogonian from Omocron Persei 7 (lymeric time)

Jeremy: What was that?
Zsa-zsa: Someone is trying to steal our car again
"Oh my god!", said Dr Who, "it's Tuesday, it's 5 o'clock, it's time for Cracker-Jack!!!!". Quickly he whipped out his ugly face, gave it a quick polish and popped it back in his pocket. "Damn," he said, "these new-fangled faces sure get dirty quickly", and with that he broke into a run, not noticing Parksie stumbling out of the local gay bar with a glazed look on his face. He was annoyed as he had just spilt some of his margaritta on his dress... in this moment a white rabbit started walking over the street. This was unfortunate for the rabbit as it quickly got crushged beneath the wheels of a biker gang as it rolled into town. The name of the gang was the Desert Divas. They wore ball gown and black leather collars and were looking for some trouble! Unfortunately 'Trouble' was Parksies psuedoname when he hung out in Gay bars. The leader of the gang, eyed Parksie with a leer. His nickname was Sweet Suckin' Sam because he loved to suck the fruit from the rim of the margaritas! He stopped his bike and dismounted the throbbing beast. He advanced on Parksie who was still holding his Margarrita glass. "Can I lick that clean for you?" he asked with a gleam in his eye. Unfortunately what Parksie didn't realise was that Sweet Suckin' Sam suffered from an identity crisis. Sam was actually short for Samantha. The whole time he/she thought she was a cross-dressing biker ....she was actually just a former Miss America suffering from amnesia. He could have taken her up on her offer and had the best roll of his life...but alas, he hesitated too long and caught the eye of Festering Fred the gangs resident leper. Festering Fred, had never been the same since SurfDemon had given him that nasty condition during their ill-fated affair. The problem started when Festering Fred's current squeeze MLP walked in to the bar . "Who's this MLP person?" shouted SurfDemon in a fit of jealousy!! Festering Fred, moving slowly so that none of his limbs fell off replied "MLP is My Loving Peter....we used to be attached but he fell off too and I just couldn't stand to part with him."

"This is getting too confusing!", screamed Sweet Suckin' Sam. "We need to thin out a few of the characters.". Just then by an amazing coincidence a grand piano that had been carelessly dropped by a passing Vogon ship thumped into the ground, crushing everyone but Parksie and Dr. Who. They both ran for the tardis and just as they were dematerializing.....Einsten ran towards them gibbering insanely: "No!!! you can't do that! It's physically impossible!", at which Parksie called up John and had some red wine delivered to throw at Einstein, giving him and Dr Who time to effect a getaway.

Dr. Who gave Parksie a choice of where he wanted to materialize....a French ***** House, a bath house in San Francisco or a beautiful green field with miles and miles of smiling sheep. There was plenty of work to be done in each area Dr. Who informed him. Of course, Parksie chose the bath house in San Fran.

"That was an awfully awfully big Piano", he said to no one in particular as he stared at a picture of Tinkerbell. As the entered the bath house Doctor Who was wearing...Tinkerbell. "That's an awfully big 'piano' you have," she said, as Parksie decided SF was boring and hijacked the tardis and headed off to France.

He materialised in Madam Bon Bon's den of pleasure. Strangely he had found the co-ordinates under Doctor Who's favourite's menu. Obviously he was no stranger here.

As Parksie got out he was amazed to see that the women here had the biggest popsicles he had ever seen! They were all sitting around slowing licking each drip as it slid down the side of the cone.

[parksie]

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...

Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.

Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush and burst, spilling her gooey contents all over Ace. Ace looked at him and said "You need to cut down on your salt intake" then promptly kicked him square in the...flowerpot by the door, which promptly shattered, covering them in a hail of soil and earthworms... Bill and Ben (the flowerpot men) suddenly came running out of the house screaming "flobba dobba dob boba", roughly translated means "what have you done?! our precious flowerpot is ruined!!" Bill reached into his pocket and pulled out a picture of Chris Tarrant. "I love this man" cried Bill, "now you have destroyed our home and I am going to kill you Ace". Ben looked shocked...It appeared that his trousers had come undone. Bill looked away in embarrassment and noticed a helicopter flying over the horizon towards them... Upon closer inspection he realised that it was in fact a large fat man, wearing one of those caps with a propellar on top, who had just been catapulted from the nearby Catapults R Us testing site. as this guy fell to the floor from the sky and once the dust had settled they discovered that it was Keith from Prodigy and he suddenly broke into a rendition of "Smack my ***** up" with bill and ben as backing vocals.

Meanwhile, high above the earth, a Vogon spaceship glistened in the sunlight like a wounded bird in platina. The captain, prostetnic vogon jelz held his remote control loosely and was about to terminate Earth when he heard that his mother had been eaten by the Bug Blatter Beast of Trall. This annoyed him because she still owed him a dozen of whatever_it_was_currency(replace this someone if you remember) that was 3km in diameter. He threw the remote control at the messenger and screamed his vognoian terror into the ships speakersystem: "Unless you surrender Doctor Who, Ace, Bill & Ben (the flower pot men), Jeremy and Inflatable Ingrid, this instant we will punish the earth by some vogonian poetry, before we terminate it.

But since nobody had a babblefish it sounded more like:

There once was a Vogonian from Omocron Persei 7 (lymeric time)

Jeremy: What was that?
Zsa-zsa: Someone is trying to steal our car again
"Oh my god!", said Dr Who, "it's Tuesday, it's 5 o'clock, it's time for Cracker-Jack!!!!". Quickly he whipped out his ugly face, gave it a quick polish and popped it back in his pocket. "Damn," he said, "these new-fangled faces sure get dirty quickly", and with that he broke into a run, not noticing Parksie stumbling out of the local gay bar with a glazed look on his face. He was annoyed as he had just spilt some of his margaritta on his dress... in this moment a white rabbit started walking over the street. This was unfortunate for the rabbit as it quickly got crushged beneath the wheels of a biker gang as it rolled into town. The name of the gang was the Desert Divas. They wore ball gown and black leather collars and were looking for some trouble! Unfortunately 'Trouble' was Parksies psuedoname when he hung out in Gay bars. The leader of the gang, eyed Parksie with a leer. His nickname was Sweet Suckin' Sam because he loved to suck the fruit from the rim of the margaritas! He stopped his bike and dismounted the throbbing beast. He advanced on Parksie who was still holding his Margarrita glass. "Can I lick that clean for you?" he asked with a gleam in his eye. Unfortunately what Parksie didn't realise was that Sweet Suckin' Sam suffered from an identity crisis. Sam was actually short for Samantha. The whole time he/she thought she was a cross-dressing biker ....she was actually just a former Miss America suffering from amnesia. He could have taken her up on her offer and had the best roll of his life...but alas, he hesitated too long and caught the eye of Festering Fred the gangs resident leper. Festering Fred, had never been the same since SurfDemon had given him that nasty condition during their ill-fated affair. The problem started when Festering Fred's current squeeze MLP walked in to the bar . "Who's this MLP person?" shouted SurfDemon in a fit of jealousy!! Festering Fred, moving slowly so that none of his limbs fell off replied "MLP is My Loving Peter....we used to be attached but he fell off too and I just couldn't stand to part with him."

"This is getting too confusing!", screamed Sweet Suckin' Sam. "We need to thin out a few of the characters.". Just then by an amazing coincidence a grand piano that had been carelessly dropped by a passing Vogon ship thumped into the ground, crushing everyone but Parksie and Dr. Who. They both ran for the tardis and just as they were dematerializing.....Einsten ran towards them gibbering insanely: "No!!! you can't do that! It's physically impossible!", at which Parksie called up John and had some red wine delivered to throw at Einstein, giving him and Dr Who time to effect a getaway.

Dr. Who gave Parksie a choice of where he wanted to materialize....a French ***** House, a bath house in San Francisco or a beautiful green field with miles and miles of smiling sheep. There was plenty of work to be done in each area Dr. Who informed him. Of course, Parksie chose the bath house in San Fran.

"That was an awfully awfully big Piano", he said to no one in particular as he stared at a picture of Tinkerbell. As the entered the bath house Doctor Who was wearing...Tinkerbell. "That's an awfully big 'piano' you have," she said, as Parksie decided SF was boring and hijacked the tardis and headed off to France.

He materialised in Madam Bon Bon's den of pleasure. Strangely he had found the co-ordinates under Doctor Who's favourite's menu. Obviously he was no stranger here.

As Parksie got out he was amazed to see that the women here had the biggest...flotation devices in the world strapped to their chests. He was downhearted until, incredibly, MLP walked in. Parksie made a beeline for her until he noticed the hulking form of John standing in the doorway. "Parksie, keep away unless you want a status of 'Small Member' for the rest of your life". Sadly, since this was entirely untrue, parksie resorted to.....

[SurfDemon]

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...

Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.

Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush and burst, spilling her gooey contents all over Ace. Ace looked at him and said "You need to cut down on your salt intake" then promptly kicked him square in the...flowerpot by the door, which promptly shattered, covering them in a hail of soil and earthworms... Bill and Ben (the flowerpot men) suddenly came running out of the house screaming "flobba dobba dob boba", roughly translated means "what have you done?! our precious flowerpot is ruined!!" Bill reached into his pocket and pulled out a picture of Chris Tarrant. "I love this man" cried Bill, "now you have destroyed our home and I am going to kill you Ace". Ben looked shocked...It appeared that his trousers had come undone. Bill looked away in embarrassment and noticed a helicopter flying over the horizon towards them... Upon closer inspection he realised that it was in fact a large fat man, wearing one of those caps with a propellar on top, who had just been catapulted from the nearby Catapults R Us testing site. as this guy fell to the floor from the sky and once the dust had settled they discovered that it was Keith from Prodigy and he suddenly broke into a rendition of "Smack my ***** up" with bill and ben as backing vocals.

Meanwhile, high above the earth, a Vogon spaceship glistened in the sunlight like a wounded bird in platina. The captain, prostetnic vogon jelz held his remote control loosely and was about to terminate Earth when he heard that his mother had been eaten by the Bug Blatter Beast of Trall. This annoyed him because she still owed him a dozen of whatever_it_was_currency(replace this someone if you remember) that was 3km in diameter. He threw the remote control at the messenger and screamed his vognoian terror into the ships speakersystem: "Unless you surrender Doctor Who, Ace, Bill & Ben (the flower pot men), Jeremy and Inflatable Ingrid, this instant we will punish the earth by some vogonian poetry, before we terminate it.

But since nobody had a babblefish it sounded more like:

There once was a Vogonian from Omocron Persei 7 (lymeric time)

Jeremy: What was that?
Zsa-zsa: Someone is trying to steal our car again
"Oh my god!", said Dr Who, "it's Tuesday, it's 5 o'clock, it's time for Cracker-Jack!!!!". Quickly he whipped out his ugly face, gave it a quick polish and popped it back in his pocket. "Damn," he said, "these new-fangled faces sure get dirty quickly", and with that he broke into a run, not noticing Parksie stumbling out of the local gay bar with a glazed look on his face. He was annoyed as he had just spilt some of his margaritta on his dress... in this moment a white rabbit started walking over the street. This was unfortunate for the rabbit as it quickly got crushged beneath the wheels of a biker gang as it rolled into town. The name of the gang was the Desert Divas. They wore ball gown and black leather collars and were looking for some trouble! Unfortunately 'Trouble' was Parksies psuedoname when he hung out in Gay bars. The leader of the gang, eyed Parksie with a leer. His nickname was Sweet Suckin' Sam because he loved to suck the fruit from the rim of the margaritas! He stopped his bike and dismounted the throbbing beast. He advanced on Parksie who was still holding his Margarrita glass. "Can I lick that clean for you?" he asked with a gleam in his eye. Unfortunately what Parksie didn't realise was that Sweet Suckin' Sam suffered from an identity crisis. Sam was actually short for Samantha. The whole time he/she thought she was a cross-dressing biker ....she was actually just a former Miss America suffering from amnesia. He could have taken her up on her offer and had the best roll of his life...but alas, he hesitated too long and caught the eye of Festering Fred the gangs resident leper. Festering Fred, had never been the same since SurfDemon had given him that nasty condition during their ill-fated affair. The problem started when Festering Fred's current squeeze MLP walked in to the bar . "Who's this MLP person?" shouted SurfDemon in a fit of jealousy!! Festering Fred, moving slowly so that none of his limbs fell off replied "MLP is My Loving Peter....we used to be attached but he fell off too and I just couldn't stand to part with him."

"This is getting too confusing!", screamed Sweet Suckin' Sam. "We need to thin out a few of the characters.". Just then by an amazing coincidence a grand piano that had been carelessly dropped by a passing Vogon ship thumped into the ground, crushing everyone but Parksie and Dr. Who. They both ran for the tardis and just as they were dematerializing.....Einsten ran towards them gibbering insanely: "No!!! you can't do that! It's physically impossible!", at which Parksie called up John and had some red wine delivered to throw at Einstein, giving him and Dr Who time to effect a getaway.

Dr. Who gave Parksie a choice of where he wanted to materialize....a French ***** House, a bath house in San Francisco or a beautiful green field with miles and miles of smiling sheep. There was plenty of work to be done in each area Dr. Who informed him. Of course, Parksie chose the bath house in San Fran.

"That was an awfully awfully big Piano", he said to no one in particular as he stared at a picture of Tinkerbell. As the entered the bath house Doctor Who was wearing...Tinkerbell. "That's an awfully big 'piano' you have," she said, as Parksie decided SF was boring and hijacked the tardis and headed off to France.

He materialised in Madam Bon Bon's den of pleasure. Strangely he had found the co-ordinates under Doctor Who's favourite's menu. Obviously he was no stranger here.

As Parksie got out he was amazed to see that the women here had the biggest popsicles he had ever seen! They were all sitting around slowing licking each drip as it slid down the side of the cone. Yip, it reminded Parksie of his cousin Susan who could allegedly suck start a Harley Davidson (or so it said on the toilet wall of his local). He felt an urge to....

[barrk]

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...

Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.

Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush and burst, spilling her gooey contents all over Ace. Ace looked at him and said "You need to cut down on your salt intake" then promptly kicked him square in the...flowerpot by the door, which promptly shattered, covering them in a hail of soil and earthworms... Bill and Ben (the flowerpot men) suddenly came running out of the house screaming "flobba dobba dob boba", roughly translated means "what have you done?! our precious flowerpot is ruined!!" Bill reached into his pocket and pulled out a picture of Chris Tarrant. "I love this man" cried Bill, "now you have destroyed our home and I am going to kill you Ace". Ben looked shocked...It appeared that his trousers had come undone. Bill looked away in embarrassment and noticed a helicopter flying over the horizon towards them... Upon closer inspection he realised that it was in fact a large fat man, wearing one of those caps with a propellar on top, who had just been catapulted from the nearby Catapults R Us testing site. as this guy fell to the floor from the sky and once the dust had settled they discovered that it was Keith from Prodigy and he suddenly broke into a rendition of "Smack my ***** up" with bill and ben as backing vocals.

Meanwhile, high above the earth, a Vogon spaceship glistened in the sunlight like a wounded bird in platina. The captain, prostetnic vogon jelz held his remote control loosely and was about to terminate Earth when he heard that his mother had been eaten by the Bug Blatter Beast of Trall. This annoyed him because she still owed him a dozen of whatever_it_was_currency(replace this someone if you remember) that was 3km in diameter. He threw the remote control at the messenger and screamed his vognoian terror into the ships speakersystem: "Unless you surrender Doctor Who, Ace, Bill & Ben (the flower pot men), Jeremy and Inflatable Ingrid, this instant we will punish the earth by some vogonian poetry, before we terminate it.

But since nobody had a babblefish it sounded more like:

There once was a Vogonian from Omocron Persei 7 (lymeric time)

Jeremy: What was that?
Zsa-zsa: Someone is trying to steal our car again
"Oh my god!", said Dr Who, "it's Tuesday, it's 5 o'clock, it's time for Cracker-Jack!!!!". Quickly he whipped out his ugly face, gave it a quick polish and popped it back in his pocket. "Damn," he said, "these new-fangled faces sure get dirty quickly", and with that he broke into a run, not noticing Parksie stumbling out of the local gay bar with a glazed look on his face. He was annoyed as he had just spilt some of his margaritta on his dress... in this moment a white rabbit started walking over the street. This was unfortunate for the rabbit as it quickly got crushged beneath the wheels of a biker gang as it rolled into town. The name of the gang was the Desert Divas. They wore ball gown and black leather collars and were looking for some trouble! Unfortunately 'Trouble' was Parksies psuedoname when he hung out in Gay bars. The leader of the gang, eyed Parksie with a leer. His nickname was Sweet Suckin' Sam because he loved to suck the fruit from the rim of the margaritas! He stopped his bike and dismounted the throbbing beast. He advanced on Parksie who was still holding his Margarrita glass. "Can I lick that clean for you?" he asked with a gleam in his eye. Unfortunately what Parksie didn't realise was that Sweet Suckin' Sam suffered from an identity crisis. Sam was actually short for Samantha. The whole time he/she thought she was a cross-dressing biker ....she was actually just a former Miss America suffering from amnesia. He could have taken her up on her offer and had the best roll of his life...but alas, he hesitated too long and caught the eye of Festering Fred the gangs resident leper. Festering Fred, had never been the same since SurfDemon had given him that nasty condition during their ill-fated affair. The problem started when Festering Fred's current squeeze MLP walked in to the bar . "Who's this MLP person?" shouted SurfDemon in a fit of jealousy!! Festering Fred, moving slowly so that none of his limbs fell off replied "MLP is My Loving Peter....we used to be attached but he fell off too and I just couldn't stand to part with him."

"This is getting too confusing!", screamed Sweet Suckin' Sam. "We need to thin out a few of the characters.". Just then by an amazing coincidence a grand piano that had been carelessly dropped by a passing Vogon ship thumped into the ground, crushing everyone but Parksie and Dr. Who. They both ran for the tardis and just as they were dematerializing.....Einsten ran towards them gibbering insanely: "No!!! you can't do that! It's physically impossible!", at which Parksie called up John and had some red wine delivered to throw at Einstein, giving him and Dr Who time to effect a getaway.

Dr. Who gave Parksie a choice of where he wanted to materialize....a French ***** House, a bath house in San Francisco or a beautiful green field with miles and miles of smiling sheep. There was plenty of work to be done in each area Dr. Who informed him. Of course, Parksie chose the bath house in San Fran.

"That was an awfully awfully big Piano", he said to no one in particular as he stared at a picture of Tinkerbell. As the entered the bath house Doctor Who was wearing...Tinkerbell. "That's an awfully big 'piano' you have," she said, as Parksie decided SF was boring and hijacked the tardis and headed off to France.

He materialised in Madam Bon Bon's den of pleasure. Strangely he had found the co-ordinates under Doctor Who's favourite's menu. Obviously he was no stranger here.

As Parksie got out he was amazed to see that the women here had the biggest popsicles he had ever seen! They were all sitting around slowing licking each drip as it slid down the side of the cone. Yip, it reminded Parksie of his cousin Susan who could allegedly suck start a Harley Davidson (or so it said on the toilet wall of his local). He felt an urge to call Susan and see if she had the number of the Harley dealer....he wanted to ride....he wanted to ride fast and he wanted to ride now!!!!!!

[SurfDemon]

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...

Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.

Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush and burst, spilling her gooey contents all over Ace. Ace looked at him and said "You need to cut down on your salt intake" then promptly kicked him square in the...flowerpot by the door, which promptly shattered, covering them in a hail of soil and earthworms... Bill and Ben (the flowerpot men) suddenly came running out of the house screaming "flobba dobba dob boba", roughly translated means "what have you done?! our precious flowerpot is ruined!!" Bill reached into his pocket and pulled out a picture of Chris Tarrant. "I love this man" cried Bill, "now you have destroyed our home and I am going to kill you Ace". Ben looked shocked...It appeared that his trousers had come undone. Bill looked away in embarrassment and noticed a helicopter flying over the horizon towards them... Upon closer inspection he realised that it was in fact a large fat man, wearing one of those caps with a propellar on top, who had just been catapulted from the nearby Catapults R Us testing site. as this guy fell to the floor from the sky and once the dust had settled they discovered that it was Keith from Prodigy and he suddenly broke into a rendition of "Smack my ***** up" with bill and ben as backing vocals.

Meanwhile, high above the earth, a Vogon spaceship glistened in the sunlight like a wounded bird in platina. The captain, prostetnic vogon jelz held his remote control loosely and was about to terminate Earth when he heard that his mother had been eaten by the Bug Blatter Beast of Trall. This annoyed him because she still owed him a dozen of whatever_it_was_currency(replace this someone if you remember) that was 3km in diameter. He threw the remote control at the messenger and screamed his vognoian terror into the ships speakersystem: "Unless you surrender Doctor Who, Ace, Bill & Ben (the flower pot men), Jeremy and Inflatable Ingrid, this instant we will punish the earth by some vogonian poetry, before we terminate it.

But since nobody had a babblefish it sounded more like:

There once was a Vogonian from Omocron Persei 7 (lymeric time)

Jeremy: What was that?
Zsa-zsa: Someone is trying to steal our car again
"Oh my god!", said Dr Who, "it's Tuesday, it's 5 o'clock, it's time for Cracker-Jack!!!!". Quickly he whipped out his ugly face, gave it a quick polish and popped it back in his pocket. "Damn," he said, "these new-fangled faces sure get dirty quickly", and with that he broke into a run, not noticing Parksie stumbling out of the local gay bar with a glazed look on his face. He was annoyed as he had just spilt some of his margaritta on his dress... in this moment a white rabbit started walking over the street. This was unfortunate for the rabbit as it quickly got crushged beneath the wheels of a biker gang as it rolled into town. The name of the gang was the Desert Divas. They wore ball gown and black leather collars and were looking for some trouble! Unfortunately 'Trouble' was Parksies psuedoname when he hung out in Gay bars. The leader of the gang, eyed Parksie with a leer. His nickname was Sweet Suckin' Sam because he loved to suck the fruit from the rim of the margaritas! He stopped his bike and dismounted the throbbing beast. He advanced on Parksie who was still holding his Margarrita glass. "Can I lick that clean for you?" he asked with a gleam in his eye. Unfortunately what Parksie didn't realise was that Sweet Suckin' Sam suffered from an identity crisis. Sam was actually short for Samantha. The whole time he/she thought she was a cross-dressing biker ....she was actually just a former Miss America suffering from amnesia. He could have taken her up on her offer and had the best roll of his life...but alas, he hesitated too long and caught the eye of Festering Fred the gangs resident leper. Festering Fred, had never been the same since SurfDemon had given him that nasty condition during their ill-fated affair. The problem started when Festering Fred's current squeeze MLP walked in to the bar . "Who's this MLP person?" shouted SurfDemon in a fit of jealousy!! Festering Fred, moving slowly so that none of his limbs fell off replied "MLP is My Loving Peter....we used to be attached but he fell off too and I just couldn't stand to part with him."

"This is getting too confusing!", screamed Sweet Suckin' Sam. "We need to thin out a few of the characters.". Just then by an amazing coincidence a grand piano that had been carelessly dropped by a passing Vogon ship thumped into the ground, crushing everyone but Parksie and Dr. Who. They both ran for the tardis and just as they were dematerializing.....Einsten ran towards them gibbering insanely: "No!!! you can't do that! It's physically impossible!", at which Parksie called up John and had some red wine delivered to throw at Einstein, giving him and Dr Who time to effect a getaway.

Dr. Who gave Parksie a choice of where he wanted to materialize....a French ***** House, a bath house in San Francisco or a beautiful green field with miles and miles of smiling sheep. There was plenty of work to be done in each area Dr. Who informed him. Of course, Parksie chose the bath house in San Fran.

"That was an awfully awfully big Piano", he said to no one in particular as he stared at a picture of Tinkerbell. As the entered the bath house Doctor Who was wearing...Tinkerbell. "That's an awfully big 'piano' you have," she said, as Parksie decided SF was boring and hijacked the tardis and headed off to France.

He materialised in Madam Bon Bon's den of pleasure. Strangely he had found the co-ordinates under Doctor Who's favourite's menu. Obviously he was no stranger here.

As Parksie got out he was amazed to see that the women here had the biggest popsicles he had ever seen! They were all sitting around slowing licking each drip as it slid down the side of the cone. Yip, it reminded Parksie of his cousin Susan who could allegedly suck start a Harley Davidson (or so it said on the toilet wall of his local). He felt an urge to call Susan and see if she had the number of the Harley dealer....he wanted to ride....he wanted to ride fast and he wanted to ride now!!!!!! The Harley dealer was a handsome man called Bill 'Ball Buster Biggins" whom Parksie had fancied for a long time. Parksie always got a fast ride from Bill and his gang:)

[barrk]

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...

Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.

Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush and burst, spilling her gooey contents all over Ace. Ace looked at him and said "You need to cut down on your salt intake" then promptly kicked him square in the...flowerpot by the door, which promptly shattered, covering them in a hail of soil and earthworms... Bill and Ben (the flowerpot men) suddenly came running out of the house screaming "flobba dobba dob boba", roughly translated means "what have you done?! our precious flowerpot is ruined!!" Bill reached into his pocket and pulled out a picture of Chris Tarrant. "I love this man" cried Bill, "now you have destroyed our home and I am going to kill you Ace". Ben looked shocked...It appeared that his trousers had come undone. Bill looked away in embarrassment and noticed a helicopter flying over the horizon towards them... Upon closer inspection he realised that it was in fact a large fat man, wearing one of those caps with a propellar on top, who had just been catapulted from the nearby Catapults R Us testing site. as this guy fell to the floor from the sky and once the dust had settled they discovered that it was Keith from Prodigy and he suddenly broke into a rendition of "Smack my ***** up" with bill and ben as backing vocals.

Meanwhile, high above the earth, a Vogon spaceship glistened in the sunlight like a wounded bird in platina. The captain, prostetnic vogon jelz held his remote control loosely and was about to terminate Earth when he heard that his mother had been eaten by the Bug Blatter Beast of Trall. This annoyed him because she still owed him a dozen of whatever_it_was_currency(replace this someone if you remember) that was 3km in diameter. He threw the remote control at the messenger and screamed his vognoian terror into the ships speakersystem: "Unless you surrender Doctor Who, Ace, Bill & Ben (the flower pot men), Jeremy and Inflatable Ingrid, this instant we will punish the earth by some vogonian poetry, before we terminate it.

But since nobody had a babblefish it sounded more like:

There once was a Vogonian from Omocron Persei 7 (lymeric time)

Jeremy: What was that?
Zsa-zsa: Someone is trying to steal our car again
"Oh my god!", said Dr Who, "it's Tuesday, it's 5 o'clock, it's time for Cracker-Jack!!!!". Quickly he whipped out his ugly face, gave it a quick polish and popped it back in his pocket. "Damn," he said, "these new-fangled faces sure get dirty quickly", and with that he broke into a run, not noticing Parksie stumbling out of the local gay bar with a glazed look on his face. He was annoyed as he had just spilt some of his margaritta on his dress... in this moment a white rabbit started walking over the street. This was unfortunate for the rabbit as it quickly got crushged beneath the wheels of a biker gang as it rolled into town. The name of the gang was the Desert Divas. They wore ball gown and black leather collars and were looking for some trouble! Unfortunately 'Trouble' was Parksies psuedoname when he hung out in Gay bars. The leader of the gang, eyed Parksie with a leer. His nickname was Sweet Suckin' Sam because he loved to suck the fruit from the rim of the margaritas! He stopped his bike and dismounted the throbbing beast. He advanced on Parksie who was still holding his Margarrita glass. "Can I lick that clean for you?" he asked with a gleam in his eye. Unfortunately what Parksie didn't realise was that Sweet Suckin' Sam suffered from an identity crisis. Sam was actually short for Samantha. The whole time he/she thought she was a cross-dressing biker ....she was actually just a former Miss America suffering from amnesia. He could have taken her up on her offer and had the best roll of his life...but alas, he hesitated too long and caught the eye of Festering Fred the gangs resident leper. Festering Fred, had never been the same since SurfDemon had given him that nasty condition during their ill-fated affair. The problem started when Festering Fred's current squeeze MLP walked in to the bar . "Who's this MLP person?" shouted SurfDemon in a fit of jealousy!! Festering Fred, moving slowly so that none of his limbs fell off replied "MLP is My Loving Peter....we used to be attached but he fell off too and I just couldn't stand to part with him."

"This is getting too confusing!", screamed Sweet Suckin' Sam. "We need to thin out a few of the characters.". Just then by an amazing coincidence a grand piano that had been carelessly dropped by a passing Vogon ship thumped into the ground, crushing everyone but Parksie and Dr. Who. They both ran for the tardis and just as they were dematerializing.....Einsten ran towards them gibbering insanely: "No!!! you can't do that! It's physically impossible!", at which Parksie called up John and had some red wine delivered to throw at Einstein, giving him and Dr Who time to effect a getaway.

Dr. Who gave Parksie a choice of where he wanted to materialize....a French ***** House, a bath house in San Francisco or a beautiful green field with miles and miles of smiling sheep. There was plenty of work to be done in each area Dr. Who informed him. Of course, Parksie chose the bath house in San Fran.

"That was an awfully awfully big Piano", he said to no one in particular as he stared at a picture of Tinkerbell. As the entered the bath house Doctor Who was wearing...Tinkerbell. "That's an awfully big 'piano' you have," she said, as Parksie decided SF was boring and hijacked the tardis and headed off to France.

He materialised in Madam Bon Bon's den of pleasure. Strangely he had found the co-ordinates under Doctor Who's favourite's menu. Obviously he was no stranger here.

As Parksie got out he was amazed to see that the women here had the biggest popsicles he had ever seen! They were all sitting around slowing licking each drip as it slid down the side of the cone. Yip, it reminded Parksie of his cousin Susan who could allegedly suck start a Harley Davidson (or so it said on the toilet wall of his local). He felt an urge to call Susan and see if she had the number of the Harley dealer....he wanted to ride....he wanted to ride fast and he wanted to ride now!!!!!! The Harley dealer was a handsome man called Bill 'Ball Buster Biggins" whom Parksie had fancied for a long time. Parksie always got a fast ride from Bill and his gang because it was comprised entirely of Big Breasted Biker Babes clad entirely in tinsel....Ball buster Biggins never minded sharing his harem with Parksie ever since Parksie had saved him from....

[parksie]

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...

Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.

Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush and burst, spilling her gooey contents all over Ace. Ace looked at him and said "You need to cut down on your salt intake" then promptly kicked him square in the...flowerpot by the door, which promptly shattered, covering them in a hail of soil and earthworms... Bill and Ben (the flowerpot men) suddenly came running out of the house screaming "flobba dobba dob boba", roughly translated means "what have you done?! our precious flowerpot is ruined!!" Bill reached into his pocket and pulled out a picture of Chris Tarrant. "I love this man" cried Bill, "now you have destroyed our home and I am going to kill you Ace". Ben looked shocked...It appeared that his trousers had come undone. Bill looked away in embarrassment and noticed a helicopter flying over the horizon towards them... Upon closer inspection he realised that it was in fact a large fat man, wearing one of those caps with a propellar on top, who had just been catapulted from the nearby Catapults R Us testing site. as this guy fell to the floor from the sky and once the dust had settled they discovered that it was Keith from Prodigy and he suddenly broke into a rendition of "Smack my ***** up" with bill and ben as backing vocals.

Meanwhile, high above the earth, a Vogon spaceship glistened in the sunlight like a wounded bird in platina. The captain, prostetnic vogon jelz held his remote control loosely and was about to terminate Earth when he heard that his mother had been eaten by the Bug Blatter Beast of Trall. This annoyed him because she still owed him a dozen of whatever_it_was_currency(replace this someone if you remember) that was 3km in diameter. He threw the remote control at the messenger and screamed his vognoian terror into the ships speakersystem: "Unless you surrender Doctor Who, Ace, Bill & Ben (the flower pot men), Jeremy and Inflatable Ingrid, this instant we will punish the earth by some vogonian poetry, before we terminate it.

But since nobody had a babblefish it sounded more like:

There once was a Vogonian from Omocron Persei 7 (lymeric time)

Jeremy: What was that?
Zsa-zsa: Someone is trying to steal our car again
"Oh my god!", said Dr Who, "it's Tuesday, it's 5 o'clock, it's time for Cracker-Jack!!!!". Quickly he whipped out his ugly face, gave it a quick polish and popped it back in his pocket. "Damn," he said, "these new-fangled faces sure get dirty quickly", and with that he broke into a run, not noticing Parksie stumbling out of the local gay bar with a glazed look on his face. He was annoyed as he had just spilt some of his margaritta on his dress... in this moment a white rabbit started walking over the street. This was unfortunate for the rabbit as it quickly got crushged beneath the wheels of a biker gang as it rolled into town. The name of the gang was the Desert Divas. They wore ball gown and black leather collars and were looking for some trouble! Unfortunately 'Trouble' was Parksies psuedoname when he hung out in Gay bars. The leader of the gang, eyed Parksie with a leer. His nickname was Sweet Suckin' Sam because he loved to suck the fruit from the rim of the margaritas! He stopped his bike and dismounted the throbbing beast. He advanced on Parksie who was still holding his Margarrita glass. "Can I lick that clean for you?" he asked with a gleam in his eye. Unfortunately what Parksie didn't realise was that Sweet Suckin' Sam suffered from an identity crisis. Sam was actually short for Samantha. The whole time he/she thought she was a cross-dressing biker ....she was actually just a former Miss America suffering from amnesia. He could have taken her up on her offer and had the best roll of his life...but alas, he hesitated too long and caught the eye of Festering Fred the gangs resident leper. Festering Fred, had never been the same since SurfDemon had given him that nasty condition during their ill-fated affair. The problem started when Festering Fred's current squeeze MLP walked in to the bar . "Who's this MLP person?" shouted SurfDemon in a fit of jealousy!! Festering Fred, moving slowly so that none of his limbs fell off replied "MLP is My Loving Peter....we used to be attached but he fell off too and I just couldn't stand to part with him."

"This is getting too confusing!", screamed Sweet Suckin' Sam. "We need to thin out a few of the characters.". Just then by an amazing coincidence a grand piano that had been carelessly dropped by a passing Vogon ship thumped into the ground, crushing everyone but Parksie and Dr. Who. They both ran for the tardis and just as they were dematerializing.....Einsten ran towards them gibbering insanely: "No!!! you can't do that! It's physically impossible!", at which Parksie called up John and had some red wine delivered to throw at Einstein, giving him and Dr Who time to effect a getaway.

Dr. Who gave Parksie a choice of where he wanted to materialize....a French ***** House, a bath house in San Francisco or a beautiful green field with miles and miles of smiling sheep. There was plenty of work to be done in each area Dr. Who informed him. Of course, Parksie chose the bath house in San Fran.

"That was an awfully awfully big Piano", he said to no one in particular as he stared at a picture of Tinkerbell. As the entered the bath house Doctor Who was wearing...Tinkerbell. "That's an awfully big 'piano' you have," she said, as Parksie decided SF was boring and hijacked the tardis and headed off to France.

He materialised in Madam Bon Bon's den of pleasure. Strangely he had found the co-ordinates under Doctor Who's favourite's menu. Obviously he was no stranger here.

As Parksie got out he was amazed to see that the women here had the biggest popsicles he had ever seen! They were all sitting around slowing licking each drip as it slid down the side of the cone. Yip, it reminded Parksie of his cousin Susan who could allegedly suck start a Harley Davidson (or so it said on the toilet wall of his local). He felt an urge to call Susan and see if she had the number of the Harley dealer....he wanted to ride....he wanted to ride fast and he wanted to ride now!!!!!! The Harley dealer was a handsome man called Bill 'Ball Buster Biggins" whom Parksie had fancied for a long time. Parksie always got a fast ride from Bill and his gang because it was comprised entirely of Big Breasted Biker Babes clad entirely in tinsel....Ball buster Biggins never minded sharing his harem with Parksie ever since Parksie had saved him from the horrific fate of being an extra in a Russ Meyer film. The Big Breasted Biker Babes already knew about this, and had an extra stock to keep Ball buster Biggins happy...

[SurfDemon]

Once upon a time Jeremy and his monkey were watching Bay Watch and drinking beer. They heard a very loud crash just outside the bedroom window. The monkey, whose name was Zsa-zsa, quickly jumped onto Jeremy's head. This blocked Jeremy's view for a moment so he couldn't see the Orangutan breaking into his car just outside the window. This upset Jeremy badly so he was forced to spank the naughty monkey! The monkey started getting red and swollen and pulled out his little helmet. But just when he thought the monkey couldn't take any more a sea anemone came into the room and swallowed his shiny helmet. "fine, screw you all. I prefered the beer slipping myself" Said Jeremy. He started getting really drunk and began telling his famous story of how he used to wash Hilter's car... Hitler being the name of his hairy Auntie. She used to go out with this horse named Tinkles, and she found out how he got the name the hard way. "Let me tell you...you've never really cleaned anything until you clean horse piss out of a glove compartment," he would say. Then he would run around the room naked until Zsa-zsa would start to swing from his appendage as if it were a jungle vine..."How'd it gwt so big?," he said. and the horse replied "'cause butt-nuts like you keep swinging from it..." "Did someone say Butt-nuts?" enquired Dr Who as he stepped out of his tardis. Dr Who always loved a good nibble on some butt-nuts was followed by his large breasted but psiibly jail-bait assistant Ace. All Ace seemed to be able to say was "You couldn't grow stink on a monkey..." This confused the monkey to the point where he put on an apron and called himself the "Mississippi *****". If there's one thing that Ace like better than butt-nuts it was Mississippi *****s...the monkey was in great peril. Ace slipped the monkey a fiver and told him to meet her in the...desert. This was a wierd request to the monkey, until he realized...sand = friction Oh la la...

Just as the monkey was leaving to meet Ace Jeremy grabbed him by the tail and said "Son, make sure that you use pleanty of lubrication and...er...can...I come? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top. Zsa-zsa told Jeremy he couldn't come because of all the hours upon hours that Jeremy had sat in his room spanking the poor monkey in the past.

Vowing revenge, in a fit of jealousy Jeremy reached for Inflatable Ingrid, who was leaking a bit as she hadn't been emptied in a over a week. He ran after Ace shouting out "..........so would a root be out of the question.". Unfortunatly inflatable Ingrid got caught on a rose bush and burst, spilling her gooey contents all over Ace. Ace looked at him and said "You need to cut down on your salt intake" then promptly kicked him square in the...flowerpot by the door, which promptly shattered, covering them in a hail of soil and earthworms... Bill and Ben (the flowerpot men) suddenly came running out of the house screaming "flobba dobba dob boba", roughly translated means "what have you done?! our precious flowerpot is ruined!!" Bill reached into his pocket and pulled out a picture of Chris Tarrant. "I love this man" cried Bill, "now you have destroyed our home and I am going to kill you Ace". Ben looked shocked...It appeared that his trousers had come undone. Bill looked away in embarrassment and noticed a helicopter flying over the horizon towards them... Upon closer inspection he realised that it was in fact a large fat man, wearing one of those caps with a propellar on top, who had just been catapulted from the nearby Catapults R Us testing site. as this guy fell to the floor from the sky and once the dust had settled they discovered that it was Keith from Prodigy and he suddenly broke into a rendition of "Smack my ***** up" with bill and ben as backing vocals.

Meanwhile, high above the earth, a Vogon spaceship glistened in the sunlight like a wounded bird in platina. The captain, prostetnic vogon jelz held his remote control loosely and was about to terminate Earth when he heard that his mother had been eaten by the Bug Blatter Beast of Trall. This annoyed him because she still owed him a dozen of whatever_it_was_currency(replace this someone if you remember) that was 3km in diameter. He threw the remote control at the messenger and screamed his vognoian terror into the ships speakersystem: "Unless you surrender Doctor Who, Ace, Bill & Ben (the flower pot men), Jeremy and Inflatable Ingrid, this instant we will punish the earth by some vogonian poetry, before we terminate it.

But since nobody had a babblefish it sounded more like:

There once was a Vogonian from Omocron Persei 7 (lymeric time)

Jeremy: What was that?
Zsa-zsa: Someone is trying to steal our car again
"Oh my god!", said Dr Who, "it's Tuesday, it's 5 o'clock, it's time for Cracker-Jack!!!!". Quickly he whipped out his ugly face, gave it a quick polish and popped it back in his pocket. "Damn," he said, "these new-fangled faces sure get dirty quickly", and with that he broke into a run, not noticing Parksie stumbling out of the local gay bar with a glazed look on his face. He was annoyed as he had just spilt some of his margaritta on his dress... in this moment a white rabbit started walking over the street. This was unfortunate for the rabbit as it quickly got crushged beneath the wheels of a biker gang as it rolled into town. The name of the gang was the Desert Divas. They wore ball gown and black leather collars and were looking for some trouble! Unfortunately 'Trouble' was Parksies psuedoname when he hung out in Gay bars. The leader of the gang, eyed Parksie with a leer. His nickname was Sweet Suckin' Sam because he loved to suck the fruit from the rim of the margaritas! He stopped his bike and dismounted the throbbing beast. He advanced on Parksie who was still holding his Margarrita glass. "Can I lick that clean for you?" he asked with a gleam in his eye. Unfortunately what Parksie didn't realise was that Sweet Suckin' Sam suffered from an identity crisis. Sam was actually short for Samantha. The whole time he/she thought she was a cross-dressing biker ....she was actually just a former Miss America suffering from amnesia. He could have taken her up on her offer and had the best roll of his life...but alas, he hesitated too long and caught the eye of Festering Fred the gangs resident leper. Festering Fred, had never been the same since SurfDemon had given him that nasty condition during their ill-fated affair. The problem started when Festering Fred's current squeeze MLP walked in to the bar . "Who's this MLP person?" shouted SurfDemon in a fit of jealousy!! Festering Fred, moving slowly so that none of his limbs fell off replied "MLP is My Loving Peter....we used to be attached but he fell off too and I just couldn't stand to part with him."

"This is getting too confusing!", screamed Sweet Suckin' Sam. "We need to thin out a few of the characters.". Just then by an amazing coincidence a grand piano that had been carelessly dropped by a passing Vogon ship thumped into the ground, crushing everyone but Parksie and Dr. Who. They both ran for the tardis and just as they were dematerializing.....Einsten ran towards them gibbering insanely: "No!!! you can't do that! It's physically impossible!", at which Parksie called up John and had some red wine delivered to throw at Einstein, giving him and Dr Who time to effect a getaway.

Dr. Who gave Parksie a choice of where he wanted to materialize....a French ***** House, a bath house in San Francisco or a beautiful green field with miles and miles of smiling sheep. There was plenty of work to be done in each area Dr. Who informed him. Of course, Parksie chose the bath house in San Fran.

"That was an awfully awfully big Piano", he said to no one in particular as he stared at a picture of Tinkerbell. As the entered the bath house Doctor Who was wearing...Tinkerbell. "That's an awfully big 'piano' you have," she said, as Parksie decided SF was boring and hijacked the tardis and headed off to France.

He materialised in Madam Bon Bon's den of pleasure. Strangely he had found the co-ordinates under Doctor Who's favourite's menu. Obviously he was no stranger here.

As Parksie got out he was amazed to see that the women here had the biggest popsicles he had ever seen! They were all sitting around slowing licking each drip as it slid down the side of the cone. Yip, it reminded Parksie of his cousin Susan who could allegedly suck start a Harley Davidson (or so it said on the toilet wall of his local). He felt an urge to call Susan and see if she had the number of the Harley dealer....he wanted to ride....he wanted to ride fast and he wanted to ride now!!!!!! The Harley dealer was a handsome man called Bill 'Ball Buster Biggins" whom Parksie had fancied for a long time. Parksie always got a fast ride from Bill and his gang because it was comprised entirely of Big Breasted Biker Babes clad entirely in tinsel....Ball buster Biggins never minded sharing his harem with Parksie ever since Parksie had saved him from the horrific fate of being an extra in a Russ Meyer film. The Big Breasted Biker Babes already knew about this, and had an extra stock to keep Ball buster Biggins happy as a pig in sh*t.

Unfortunately when he phoned Bill all he got was the engaged tone. He had to go to plan B which was...

[parksie]

He had to go to plan B which was......to get Susan to suck-start the Harley and go off chick-crusing round the redlight district...

[barrk]

He had to go to plan B which was......to get Susan to suck-start the Harley and go off chick-crusing round the redlight district. Fortunately for Parksie the Harley stopped working right in front of a bevy of beauties who came over to see if they could help. One woman wearing a short red leather skirt bent over to adjust the choke..another ran her hands slowly over the sensuous curves of the bike to see if anything was broken....it turns out she had extremely poor eye-sight and was actually caressing Parksie....he didn't say a word but stood there and...

[SurfDemon]

He had to go to plan B which was......to get Susan to suck-start the Harley and go off chick-crusing round the redlight district. Fortunately for Parksie the Harley stopped working right in front of a bevy of beauties who came over to see if they could help. One woman wearing a short red leather skirt bent over to adjust the choke..another ran her hands slowly over the sensuous curves of the bike to see if anything was broken....it turns out she had extremely poor eye-sight and was actually caressing Parksie....he didn't say a word but stood there and masticated furiously (he was chewing some gum). The girl grabbed the hot throbbing...

[zmerlinz]

He had to go to plan B which was......to get Susan to suck-start the Harley and go off chick-crusing round the redlight district. Fortunately for Parksie the Harley stopped working right in front of a bevy of beauties who came over to see if they could help. One woman wearing a short red leather skirt bent over to adjust the choke..another ran her hands slowly over the sensuous curves of the bike to see if anything was broken....it turns out she had extremely poor eye-sight and was actually caressing Parksie....he didn't say a word but stood there and masticated furiously (he was chewing some gum). The girl grabbed the hot throbbing throttle of parksies and began to rev him up, vroooom vroooom .....{insert next sound effect here}

[barrk]

He had to go to plan B which was......to get Susan to suck-start the Harley and go off chick-crusing round the redlight district. Fortunately for Parksie the Harley stopped working right in front of a bevy of beauties who came over to see if they could help. One woman wearing a short red leather skirt bent over to adjust the choke..another ran her hands slowly over the sensuous curves of the bike to see if anything was broken....it turns out she had extremely poor eye-sight and was actually caressing Parksie....he didn't say a word but stood there and masticated furiously (he was chewing some gum). The girl grabbed the hot throbbing wad of gum (he'd been chewing quite a lot) and plugged a tiny hole she had found in the fuel line. This was more than Parksie could handle....he didn't want the bike to be fixed. He wanted to stay in that moment forever...watching and feeling the women caressing him but they had other ideas...

[Jethro]

He had to go to plan B which was......to get Susan to suck-start the Harley and go off chick-crusing round the redlight district. Fortunately for Parksie the Harley stopped working right in front of a bevy of beauties who came over to see if they could help. One woman wearing a short red leather skirt bent over to adjust the choke..another ran her hands slowly over the sensuous curves of the bike to see if anything was broken....it turns out she had extremely poor eye-sight and was actually caressing Parksie....he didn't say a word but stood there and masticated furiously (he was chewing some gum). The girl grabbed the hot throbbing wad of gum (he'd been chewing quite a lot) and plugged a tiny hole she had found in the fuel line. This was more than Parksie could handle....he didn't want the bike to be fixed. He wanted to stay in that moment forever...watching and feeling the women caressing him but they had other ideas...involving kedamans physics book, a bottle of play dough, and an American called Dennis, who had the biggest...

[kedaman]

He had to go to plan B which was......to get Susan to suck-start the Harley and go off chick-crusing round the redlight district. Fortunately for Parksie the Harley stopped working right in front of a bevy of beauties who came over to see if they could help. One woman wearing a short red leather skirt bent over to adjust the choke..another ran her hands slowly over the sensuous curves of the bike to see if anything was broken....it turns out she had extremely poor eye-sight and was actually caressing Parksie....he didn't say a word but stood there and masticated furiously (he was chewing some gum). The girl grabbed the hot throbbing wad of gum (he'd been chewing quite a lot) and plugged a tiny hole she had found in the fuel line. This was more than Parksie could handle....he didn't want the bike to be fixed. He wanted to stay in that moment forever...watching and feeling the women caressing him but they had other ideas...involving kedamans physics book, a bottle of play dough, and an American called Dennis, who had the biggest collections of formulas regarding electromagnetic inductions, and Jethro

[SurfDemon]

He had to go to plan B which was......to get Susan to suck-start the Harley and go off chick-crusing round the redlight district. Fortunately for Parksie the Harley stopped working right in front of a bevy of beauties who came over to see if they could help. One woman wearing a short red leather skirt bent over to adjust the choke..another ran her hands slowly over the sensuous curves of the bike to see if anything was broken....it turns out she had extremely poor eye-sight and was actually caressing Parksie....he didn't say a word but stood there and masticated furiously (he was chewing some gum). The girl grabbed the hot throbbing wad of gum (he'd been chewing quite a lot) and plugged a tiny hole she had found in the fuel line. This was more than Parksie could handle....he didn't want the bike to be fixed. He wanted to stay in that moment forever...watching and feeling the women caressing him but they had other ideas...involving kedamans physics book, a bottle of play dough, and an American called Dennis, who had the biggest collections of formulas regarding electromagnetic inductions, and Jethro appeared through the local doorway carry a large bag of punctuation which had obvioulsy been stolen from this overly long line of text. The girl by the bike promptly.....

[Jethro]

He had to go to plan B which was......to get Susan to suck-start the Harley and go off chick-crusing round the redlight district. Fortunately for Parksie the Harley stopped working right in front of a bevy of beauties who came over to see if they could help. One woman wearing a short red leather skirt bent over to adjust the choke..another ran her hands slowly over the sensuous curves of the bike to see if anything was broken....it turns out she had extremely poor eye-sight and was actually caressing Parksie....he didn't say a word but stood there and masticated furiously (he was chewing some gum). The girl grabbed the hot throbbing wad of gum (he'd been chewing quite a lot) and plugged a tiny hole she had found in the fuel line. This was more than Parksie could handle....he didn't want the bike to be fixed. He wanted to stay in that moment forever...watching and feeling the women caressing him but they had other ideas...involving kedamans physics book, a bottle of play dough, and an American called Dennis, who had the biggest collections of formulas regarding electromagnetic inductions, and Jethro appeared through the local doorway carry a large bag of punctuation which had obvioulsy been stolen from this overly long line of text. The girl by the bike promptly inserted the punctuation where it had been missing.

Parksie was most distressed by this, in fact he was left holding....

[Jamagei]

He had to go to plan B which was......to get Susan to suck-start the Harley and go off chick-crusing round the redlight district. Fortunately for Parksie the Harley stopped working right in front of a bevy of beauties who came over to see if they could help. One woman wearing a short red leather skirt bent over to adjust the choke..another ran her hands slowly over the sensuous curves of the bike to see if anything was broken....it turns out she had extremely poor eye-sight and was actually caressing Parksie....he didn't say a word but stood there and masticated furiously (he was chewing some gum). The girl grabbed the hot throbbing wad of gum (he'd been chewing quite a lot) and plugged a tiny hole she had found in the fuel line. This was more than Parksie could handle....he didn't want the bike to be fixed. He wanted to stay in that moment forever...watching and feeling the women caressing him but they had other ideas...involving kedamans physics book, a bottle of play dough, and an American called Dennis, who had the biggest collections of formulas regarding electromagnetic inductions, and Jethro appeared through the local doorway carry a large bag of punctuation which had obvioulsy been stolen from this overly long line of text. The girl by the bike promptly inserted the punctuation where it had been missing.

Parksie was most distressed by this, in fact he was left holding his own when the girls dragged him off the bike and drove away on it. The street was empty now. In the distance Parksie noticed a figure that appeared to be running towards him shouting something...

[Behemoth]

Roooaaarrrggghhh!

[ghost ryder]

He had to go to plan B which was......to get Susan to suck-start the Harley and go off chick-crusing round the redlight district. Fortunately for Parksie the Harley stopped working right in front of a bevy of beauties who came over to see if they could help. One woman wearing a short red leather skirt bent over to adjust the choke..another ran her hands slowly over the sensuous curves of the bike to see if anything was broken....it turns out she had extremely poor eye-sight and was actually caressing Parksie....he didn't say a word but stood there and masticated furiously (he was chewing some gum). The girl grabbed the hot throbbing wad of gum (he'd been chewing quite a lot) and plugged a tiny hole she had found in the fuel line. This was more than Parksie could handle....he didn't want the bike to be fixed. He wanted to stay in that moment forever...watching and feeling the women caressing him but they had other ideas...involving kedamans physics book, a bottle of play dough, and an American called Dennis, who had the biggest collections of formulas regarding electromagnetic inductions, and Jethro appeared through the local doorway carry a large bag of punctuation which had obvioulsy been stolen from this overly long line of text. The girl by the bike promptly inserted the punctuation where it had been missing.

Parksie was most distressed by this, in fact he was left holding his own when the girls dragged him off the bike and drove away on it. The street was empty now. In the distance Parksie noticed a figure that appeared to be running towards him shouting something...

Roooaaarrrggghhh!

scared for his life, parksie wet his pants and screamed like a girl as the figure was getting closer, then it leapt out of the shadows and began licking parksies leg..... and sniffing his crotch. parksie was somewhat aroused by this and he looked down at the creature, he asked it is name and it replied..............

[Jamagei]

He had to go to plan B which was......to get Susan to suck-start the Harley and go off chick-crusing round the redlight district. Fortunately for Parksie the Harley stopped working right in front of a bevy of beauties who came over to see if they could help. One woman wearing a short red leather skirt bent over to adjust the choke..another ran her hands slowly over the sensuous curves of the bike to see if anything was broken....it turns out she had extremely poor eye-sight and was actually caressing Parksie....he didn't say a word but stood there and masticated furiously (he was chewing some gum). The girl grabbed the hot throbbing wad of gum (he'd been chewing quite a lot) and plugged a tiny hole she had found in the fuel line. This was more than Parksie could handle....he didn't want the bike to be fixed. He wanted to stay in that moment forever...watching and feeling the women caressing him but they had other ideas...involving kedamans physics book, a bottle of play dough, and an American called Dennis, who had the biggest collections of formulas regarding electromagnetic inductions, and Jethro appeared through the local doorway carry a large bag of punctuation which had obvioulsy been stolen from this overly long line of text. The girl by the bike promptly inserted the punctuation where it had been missing.

Parksie was most distressed by this, in fact he was left holding his own when the girls dragged him off the bike and drove away on it. The street was empty now. In the distance Parksie noticed a figure that appeared to be running towards him shouting something...Roooaaarrrggghhh! It was in fact Big Gay Al and his Big Gay Entourage. He was infact saying phoooaaarrr!!! on seeing Parksie in a dress. Parksie then related the facts of the day to him. Big Gay Al looked aghast. He looked at parksie and said "Is there some Karmichi Love thing happening here baby or what?" Parksie then....

[SurfDemon]

He had to go to plan B which was......to get Susan to suck-start the Harley and go off chick-crusing round the redlight district. Fortunately for Parksie the Harley stopped working right in front of a bevy of beauties who came over to see if they could help. One woman wearing a short red leather skirt bent over to adjust the choke..another ran her hands slowly over the sensuous curves of the bike to see if anything was broken....it turns out she had extremely poor eye-sight and was actually caressing Parksie....he didn't say a word but stood there and masticated furiously (he was chewing some gum). The girl grabbed the hot throbbing wad of gum (he'd been chewing quite a lot) and plugged a tiny hole she had found in the fuel line. This was more than Parksie could handle....he didn't want the bike to be fixed. He wanted to stay in that moment forever...watching and feeling the women caressing him but they had other ideas...involving kedamans physics book, a bottle of play dough, and an American called Dennis, who had the biggest collections of formulas regarding electromagnetic inductions, and Jethro appeared through the local doorway carry a large bag of punctuation which had obvioulsy been stolen from this overly long line of text. The girl by the bike promptly inserted the punctuation where it had been missing.

Parksie was most distressed by this, in fact he was left holding his own when the girls dragged him off the bike and drove away on it. The street was empty now. In the distance Parksie noticed a figure that appeared to be running towards him shouting something...Roooaaarrrggghhh! It was in fact Big Gay Al and his Big Gay Entourage. He was infact saying phoooaaarrr!!! on seeing Parksie in a dress. Parksie then related the facts of the day to him. Big Gay Al looked aghast. He looked at parksie and said "Is there some Karmichi Love thing happening here baby or what?" Parksie then says to Big Gay Al. I want sex with you. Big Gay Al responds with a big hug and says Parksies "Just a big sweetie, but too young to participate in such a lewd act.".

Meanwhile at a small farm ranch in Western America, the baddest cow girl around (California Cattle Culling Katie) is busy drinking...

[nullus]

He had to go to plan B which was......to get Susan to suck-start the Harley and go off chick-crusing round the redlight district. Fortunately for Parksie the Harley stopped working right in front of a bevy of beauties who came over to see if they could help. One woman wearing a short red leather skirt bent over to adjust the choke..another ran her hands slowly over the sensuous curves of the bike to see if anything was broken....it turns out she had extremely poor eye-sight and was actually caressing Parksie....he didn't say a word but stood there and masticated furiously (he was chewing some gum). The girl grabbed the hot throbbing wad of gum (he'd been chewing quite a lot) and plugged a tiny hole she had found in the fuel line. This was more than Parksie could handle....he didn't want the bike to be fixed. He wanted to stay in that moment forever...watching and feeling the women caressing him but they had other ideas...involving kedamans physics book, a bottle of play dough, and an American called Dennis, who had the biggest collections of formulas regarding electromagnetic inductions, and Jethro appeared through the local doorway carry a large bag of punctuation which had obvioulsy been stolen from this overly long line of text. The girl by the bike promptly inserted the punctuation where it had been missing.

Parksie was most distressed by this, in fact he was left holding his own when the girls dragged him off the bike and drove away on it. The street was empty now. In the distance Parksie noticed a figure that appeared to be running towards him shouting something...Roooaaarrrggghhh! It was in fact Big Gay Al and his Big Gay Entourage. He was infact saying phoooaaarrr!!! on seeing Parksie in a dress. Parksie then related the facts of the day to him. Big Gay Al looked aghast. He looked at parksie and said "Is there some Karmichi Love thing happening here baby or what?" Parksie then says to Big Gay Al. I want sex with you. Big Gay Al responds with a big hug and says Parksies "Just a big sweetie, but too young to participate in such a lewd act.".

Meanwhile at a small farm ranch in Western America, the baddest cow girl around (California Cattle Culling Katie) is busy drinking the milk freshly squeezed from the finest specimen on the farm. This amazing beast is known on the farm as....

[SurfDemon]

He had to go to plan B which was......to get Susan to suck-start the Harley and go off chick-crusing round the redlight district. Fortunately for Parksie the Harley stopped working right in front of a bevy of beauties who came over to see if they could help. One woman wearing a short red leather skirt bent over to adjust the choke..another ran her hands slowly over the sensuous curves of the bike to see if anything was broken....it turns out she had extremely poor eye-sight and was actually caressing Parksie....he didn't say a word but stood there and masticated furiously (he was chewing some gum). The girl grabbed the hot throbbing wad of gum (he'd been chewing quite a lot) and plugged a tiny hole she had found in the fuel line. This was more than Parksie could handle....he didn't want the bike to be fixed. He wanted to stay in that moment forever...watching and feeling the women caressing him but they had other ideas...involving kedamans physics book, a bottle of play dough, and an American called Dennis, who had the biggest collections of formulas regarding electromagnetic inductions, and Jethro appeared through the local doorway carry a large bag of punctuation which had obvioulsy been stolen from this overly long line of text. The girl by the bike promptly inserted the punctuation where it had been missing.

Parksie was most distressed by this, in fact he was left holding his own when the girls dragged him off the bike and drove away on it. The street was empty now. In the distance Parksie noticed a figure that appeared to be running towards him shouting something...Roooaaarrrggghhh! It was in fact Big Gay Al and his Big Gay Entourage. He was infact saying phoooaaarrr!!! on seeing Parksie in a dress. Parksie then related the facts of the day to him. Big Gay Al looked aghast. He looked at parksie and said "Is there some Karmichi Love thing happening here baby or what?" Parksie then says to Big Gay Al. I want sex with you. Big Gay Al responds with a big hug and says Parksies "Just a big sweetie, but too young to participate in such a lewd act.".

Meanwhile at a small farm ranch in Western America, the baddest cow girl around (California Cattle Culling Katie) is busy drinking the milk freshly squeezed from the finest specimen on the farm. This amazing beast is known on the farm as Donught Dunkin' Daisy for her strange habit of dunking donughts in her milk before eating them.

Katie spat out her 'baccy and hitched up her jeans. "Awright you mangy beast, git yer britches in gear and git out of here. We've gotta get back to the ranch before...

[barrk]

It appears I've moved to Texas and become a redneck.....:rolleyes:

[SurfDemon]

He had to go to plan B which was......to get Susan to suck-start the Harley and go off chick-crusing round the redlight district. Fortunately for Parksie the Harley stopped working right in front of a bevy of beauties who came over to see if they could help. One woman wearing a short red leather skirt bent over to adjust the choke..another ran her hands slowly over the sensuous curves of the bike to see if anything was broken....it turns out she had extremely poor eye-sight and was actually caressing Parksie....he didn't say a word but stood there and masticated furiously (he was chewing some gum). The girl grabbed the hot throbbing wad of gum (he'd been chewing quite a lot) and plugged a tiny hole she had found in the fuel line. This was more than Parksie could handle....he didn't want the bike to be fixed. He wanted to stay in that moment forever...watching and feeling the women caressing him but they had other ideas...involving kedamans physics book, a bottle of play dough, and an American called Dennis, who had the biggest collections of formulas regarding electromagnetic inductions, and Jethro appeared through the local doorway carry a large bag of punctuation which had obvioulsy been stolen from this overly long line of text. The girl by the bike promptly inserted the punctuation where it had been missing.

Parksie was most distressed by this, in fact he was left holding his own when the girls dragged him off the bike and drove away on it. The street was empty now. In the distance Parksie noticed a figure that appeared to be running towards him shouting something...Roooaaarrrggghhh! It was in fact Big Gay Al and his Big Gay Entourage. He was infact saying phoooaaarrr!!! on seeing Parksie in a dress. Parksie then related the facts of the day to him. Big Gay Al looked aghast. He looked at parksie and said "Is there some Karmichi Love thing happening here baby or what?" Parksie then says to Big Gay Al. I want sex with you. Big Gay Al responds with a big hug and says Parksies "Just a big sweetie, but too young to participate in such a lewd act.".

Meanwhile at a small farm ranch in Western America, the baddest cow girl around (California Cattle Culling Katie) is busy drinking the milk freshly squeezed from the finest specimen on the farm. This amazing beast is known on the farm as Donught Dunkin' Daisy for her strange habit of dunking donughts in her milk before eating them.

Katie spat out her 'baccy and hitched up her jeans. "Awright you mangy beast, git yer britches in gear and git out of here. We've gotta get back to the ranch before It appears I've moved to Texas and become a redneck!":p

With a gracefull leap she sprung up on to her horse who was called...

[parksie]

OMG I think I've had a slight personality change :rolleyes:

[SurfDemon]

He had to go to plan B which was......to get Susan to suck-start the Harley and go off chick-crusing round the redlight district. Fortunately for Parksie the Harley stopped working right in front of a bevy of beauties who came over to see if they could help. One woman wearing a short red leather skirt bent over to adjust the choke..another ran her hands slowly over the sensuous curves of the bike to see if anything was broken....it turns out she had extremely poor eye-sight and was actually caressing Parksie....he didn't say a word but stood there and masticated furiously (he was chewing some gum). The girl grabbed the hot throbbing wad of gum (he'd been chewing quite a lot) and plugged a tiny hole she had found in the fuel line. This was more than Parksie could handle....he didn't want the bike to be fixed. He wanted to stay in that moment forever...watching and feeling the women caressing him but they had other ideas...involving kedamans physics book, a bottle of play dough, and an American called Dennis, who had the biggest collections of formulas regarding electromagnetic inductions, and Jethro appeared through the local doorway carry a large bag of punctuation which had obvioulsy been stolen from this overly long line of text. The girl by the bike promptly inserted the punctuation where it had been missing.

Parksie was most distressed by this, in fact he was left holding his own when the girls dragged him off the bike and drove away on it. The street was empty now. In the distance Parksie noticed a figure that appeared to be running towards him shouting something...Roooaaarrrggghhh! It was in fact Big Gay Al and his Big Gay Entourage. He was infact saying phoooaaarrr!!! on seeing Parksie in a dress. Parksie then related the facts of the day to him. Big Gay Al looked aghast. He looked at parksie and said "Is there some Karmichi Love thing happening here baby or what?" Parksie then says to Big Gay Al. I want sex with you. Big Gay Al responds with a big hug and says Parksies "Just a big sweetie, but too young to participate in such a lewd act.".

Meanwhile at a small farm ranch in Western America, the baddest cow girl around (California Cattle Culling Katie) is busy drinking the milk freshly squeezed from the finest specimen on the farm. This amazing beast is known on the farm as Donught Dunkin' Daisy for her strange habit of dunking donughts in her milk before eating them.

Katie spat out her 'baccy and hitched up her jeans. "Awright you mangy beast, git yer britches in gear and git out of here. We've gotta get back to the ranch before It appears I've moved to Texas and become a redneck!":p

With a gracefull leap she sprung up on to her horse who was called 'OMG I think I've had a slight personality change'. Katie had obviously been in a strange mood when she named the horse. Sure it was a bit of a mouthful, but Katie liked mouthfulls;). She rode off towards...

[kedaman]

parksie! you got mixed into this

[SurfDemon]

He had to go to plan B which was......to get Susan to suck-start the Harley and go off chick-crusing round the redlight district. Fortunately for Parksie the Harley stopped working right in front of a bevy of beauties who came over to see if they could help. One woman wearing a short red leather skirt bent over to adjust the choke..another ran her hands slowly over the sensuous curves of the bike to see if anything was broken....it turns out she had extremely poor eye-sight and was actually caressing Parksie....he didn't say a word but stood there and masticated furiously (he was chewing some gum). The girl grabbed the hot throbbing wad of gum (he'd been chewing quite a lot) and plugged a tiny hole she had found in the fuel line. This was more than Parksie could handle....he didn't want the bike to be fixed. He wanted to stay in that moment forever...watching and feeling the women caressing him but they had other ideas...involving kedamans physics book, a bottle of play dough, and an American called Dennis, who had the biggest collections of formulas regarding electromagnetic inductions, and Jethro appeared through the local doorway carry a large bag of punctuation which had obvioulsy been stolen from this overly long line of text. The girl by the bike promptly inserted the punctuation where it had been missing.

Parksie was most distressed by this, in fact he was left holding his own when the girls dragged him off the bike and drove away on it. The street was empty now. In the distance Parksie noticed a figure that appeared to be running towards him shouting something...Roooaaarrrggghhh! It was in fact Big Gay Al and his Big Gay Entourage. He was infact saying phoooaaarrr!!! on seeing Parksie in a dress. Parksie then related the facts of the day to him. Big Gay Al looked aghast. He looked at parksie and said "Is there some Karmichi Love thing happening here baby or what?" Parksie then says to Big Gay Al. I want sex with you. Big Gay Al responds with a big hug and says Parksies "Just a big sweetie, but too young to participate in such a lewd act.".

Meanwhile at a small farm ranch in Western America, the baddest cow girl around (California Cattle Culling Katie) is busy drinking the milk freshly squeezed from the finest specimen on the farm. This amazing beast is known on the farm as Donught Dunkin' Daisy for her strange habit of dunking donughts in her milk before eating them.

Katie spat out her 'baccy and hitched up her jeans. "Awright you mangy beast, git yer britches in gear and git out of here. We've gotta get back to the ranch before It appears I've moved to Texas and become a redneck!":p

With a gracefull leap she sprung up on to her horse who was called 'OMG I think I've had a slight personality change'. Katie had obviously been in a strange mood when she named the horse. Sure it was a bit of a mouthful, but Katie liked mouthfulls;). She rode off towards Parksie. "You got mixed into this somehow" she said to her partner, Kinky Kid Kedaman. Katie had previously worked at an airforce base but had been sacked after posting state secrets on a VB-Web site. That and the embarrasing incident with....

[parksie]

He had to go to plan B which was......to get Susan to suck-start the Harley and go off chick-crusing round the redlight district. Fortunately for Parksie the Harley stopped working right in front of a bevy of beauties who came over to see if they could help. One woman wearing a short red leather skirt bent over to adjust the choke..another ran her hands slowly over the sensuous curves of the bike to see if anything was broken....it turns out she had extremely poor eye-sight and was actually caressing Parksie....he didn't say a word but stood there and masticated furiously (he was chewing some gum). The girl grabbed the hot throbbing wad of gum (he'd been chewing quite a lot) and plugged a tiny hole she had found in the fuel line. This was more than Parksie could handle....he didn't want the bike to be fixed. He wanted to stay in that moment forever...watching and feeling the women caressing him but they had other ideas...involving kedamans physics book, a bottle of play dough, and an American called Dennis, who had the biggest collections of formulas regarding electromagnetic inductions, and Jethro appeared through the local doorway carry a large bag of punctuation which had obvioulsy been stolen from this overly long line of text. The girl by the bike promptly inserted the punctuation where it had been missing.

Parksie was most distressed by this, in fact he was left holding his own when the girls dragged him off the bike and drove away on it. The street was empty now. In the distance Parksie noticed a figure that appeared to be running towards him shouting something...Roooaaarrrggghhh! It was in fact Big Gay Al and his Big Gay Entourage. He was infact saying phoooaaarrr!!! on seeing Parksie in a dress. Parksie then related the facts of the day to him. Big Gay Al looked aghast. He looked at parksie and said "Is there some Karmichi Love thing happening here baby or what?" Parksie then says to Big Gay Al. I want sex with you. Big Gay Al responds with a big hug and says Parksies "Just a big sweetie, but too young to participate in such a lewd act.".

Meanwhile at a small farm ranch in Western America, the baddest cow girl around (California Cattle Culling Katie) is busy drinking the milk freshly squeezed from the finest specimen on the farm. This amazing beast is known on the farm as Donught Dunkin' Daisy for her strange habit of dunking donughts in her milk before eating them.

Katie spat out her 'baccy and hitched up her jeans. "Awright you mangy beast, git yer britches in gear and git out of here. We've gotta get back to the ranch before It appears I've moved to Texas and become a redneck!"

With a gracefull leap she sprung up on to her horse who was called 'OMG I think I've had a slight personality change'. Katie had obviously been in a strange mood when she named the horse. Sure it was a bit of a mouthful, but Katie liked mouthfulls. She rode off towards Parksie. "You got mixed into this somehow" she said to her partner, Kinky Kid Kedaman. Katie had previously worked at an airforce base but had been sacked after posting state secrets on a VB-Web site. That and the embarrasing incident with the melon and Constable Limm's truncheon...

[SurfDemon]

He had to go to plan B which was......to get Susan to suck-start the Harley and go off chick-crusing round the redlight district. Fortunately for Parksie the Harley stopped working right in front of a bevy of beauties who came over to see if they could help. One woman wearing a short red leather skirt bent over to adjust the choke..another ran her hands slowly over the sensuous curves of the bike to see if anything was broken....it turns out she had extremely poor eye-sight and was actually caressing Parksie....he didn't say a word but stood there and masticated furiously (he was chewing some gum). The girl grabbed the hot throbbing wad of gum (he'd been chewing quite a lot) and plugged a tiny hole she had found in the fuel line. This was more than Parksie could handle....he didn't want the bike to be fixed. He wanted to stay in that moment forever...watching and feeling the women caressing him but they had other ideas...involving kedamans physics book, a bottle of play dough, and an American called Dennis, who had the biggest collections of formulas regarding electromagnetic inductions, and Jethro appeared through the local doorway carry a large bag of punctuation which had obvioulsy been stolen from this overly long line of text. The girl by the bike promptly inserted the punctuation where it had been missing.

Parksie was most distressed by this, in fact he was left holding his own when the girls dragged him off the bike and drove away on it. The street was empty now. In the distance Parksie noticed a figure that appeared to be running towards him shouting something...Roooaaarrrggghhh! It was in fact Big Gay Al and his Big Gay Entourage. He was infact saying phoooaaarrr!!! on seeing Parksie in a dress. Parksie then related the facts of the day to him. Big Gay Al looked aghast. He looked at parksie and said "Is there some Karmichi Love thing happening here baby or what?" Parksie then says to Big Gay Al. I want sex with you. Big Gay Al responds with a big hug and says Parksies "Just a big sweetie, but too young to participate in such a lewd act.".

Meanwhile at a small farm ranch in Western America, the baddest cow girl around (California Cattle Culling Katie) is busy drinking the milk freshly squeezed from the finest specimen on the farm. This amazing beast is known on the farm as Donught Dunkin' Daisy for her strange habit of dunking donughts in her milk before eating them.

Katie spat out her 'baccy and hitched up her jeans. "Awright you mangy beast, git yer britches in gear and git out of here. We've gotta get back to the ranch before It appears I've moved to Texas and become a redneck!"

With a gracefull leap she sprung up on to her horse who was called 'OMG I think I've had a slight personality change'. Katie had obviously been in a strange mood when she named the horse. Sure it was a bit of a mouthful, but Katie liked mouthfulls. She rode off towards Parksie. "You got mixed into this somehow" she said to her partner, Kinky Kid Kedaman. Katie had previously worked at an airforce base but had been sacked after posting state secrets on a VB-Web site. That and the embarrasing incident with the melon and Constable Limm's truncheon. Of course she claimed she had mis-heard him and thought he was asking if she'd like to put his Luncheon in her mouth;) Then without warning, Kedaman...

[barrk]

He had to go to plan B which was......to get Susan to suck-start the Harley and go off chick-crusing round the redlight district. Fortunately for Parksie the Harley stopped working right in front of a bevy of beauties who came over to see if they could help. One woman wearing a short red leather skirt bent over to adjust the choke..another ran her hands slowly over the sensuous curves of the bike to see if anything was broken....it turns out she had extremely poor eye-sight and was actually caressing Parksie....he didn't say a word but stood there and masticated furiously (he was chewing some gum). The girl grabbed the hot throbbing wad of gum (he'd been chewing quite a lot) and plugged a tiny hole she had found in the fuel line. This was more than Parksie could handle....he didn't want the bike to be fixed. He wanted to stay in that moment forever...watching and feeling the women caressing him but they had other ideas...involving kedamans physics book, a bottle of play dough, and an American called Dennis, who had the biggest collections of formulas regarding electromagnetic inductions, and Jethro appeared through the local doorway carry a large bag of punctuation which had obvioulsy been stolen from this overly long line of text. The girl by the bike promptly inserted the punctuation where it had been missing.

Parksie was most distressed by this, in fact he was left holding his own when the girls dragged him off the bike and drove away on it. The street was empty now. In the distance Parksie noticed a figure that appeared to be running towards him shouting something...Roooaaarrrggghhh! It was in fact Big Gay Al and his Big Gay Entourage. He was infact saying phoooaaarrr!!! on seeing Parksie in a dress. Parksie then related the facts of the day to him. Big Gay Al looked aghast. He looked at parksie and said "Is there some Karmichi Love thing happening here baby or what?" Parksie then says to Big Gay Al. I want sex with you. Big Gay Al responds with a big hug and says Parksies "Just a big sweetie, but too young to participate in such a lewd act.".

Meanwhile at a small farm ranch in Western America, the baddest cow girl around (California Cattle Culling Katie) is busy drinking the milk freshly squeezed from the finest specimen on the farm. This amazing beast is known on the farm as Donught Dunkin' Daisy for her strange habit of dunking donughts in her milk before eating them.

Katie spat out her 'baccy and hitched up her jeans. "Awright you mangy beast, git yer britches in gear and git out of here. We've gotta get back to the ranch before It appears I've moved to Texas and become a redneck!"

With a gracefull leap she sprung up on to her horse who was called 'OMG I think I've had a slight personality change'. Katie had obviously been in a strange mood when she named the horse. Sure it was a bit of a mouthful, but Katie liked mouthfulls. She rode off towards Parksie. "You got mixed into this somehow" she said to her partner, Kinky Kid Kedaman. Katie had previously worked at an airforce base but had been sacked after posting state secrets on a VB-Web site. That and the embarrasing incident with the melon and Constable Limm's truncheon. Of course she claimed she had mis-heard him and thought he was asking if she'd like to put his Luncheon in her mouth Then without warning, Kedaman jumped from his horse and began chanting "He who controls the spice, controls the universe". Katie became very concerned. She was used to Kinky Kid Kedeman doing unmentionable things with his horse but this was quite unusual behavior.

[parksie]

With a gracefull leap she sprung up on to her horse who was called 'OMG I think I've had a slight personality change'. Katie had obviously been in a strange mood when she named the horse. Sure it was a bit of a mouthful, but Katie liked mouthfulls. She rode off towards Parksie. "You got mixed into this somehow" she said to her partner, Kinky Kid Kedaman. Katie had previously worked at an airforce base but had been sacked after posting state secrets on a VB-Web site. That and the embarrasing incident with the melon and Constable Limm's truncheon. Of course she claimed she had mis-heard him and thought he was asking if she'd like to put his Luncheon in her mouth Then without warning, Kedaman jumped from his horse and began chanting "He who controls the spice, controls the universe". Katie became very concerned. She was used to Kinky Kid Kedaman doing unmentionable things with his horse but this was quite unusual behavior. She called for the doctor to check KKK out, and Dr SD (SickDoctor) came to see what was wrong. I have to check his temperature, but the gag you've put on him is in the way so I'm going to have to check rectally. However, Kedaman got the wrong idea, and...

[barrk]

With a gracefull leap she sprung up on to her horse who was called 'OMG I think I've had a slight personality change'. Katie had obviously been in a strange mood when she named the horse. Sure it was a bit of a mouthful, but Katie liked mouthfulls. She rode off towards Parksie. "You got mixed into this somehow" she said to her partner, Kinky Kid Kedaman. Katie had previously worked at an airforce base but had been sacked after posting state secrets on a VB-Web site. That and the embarrasing incident with the melon and Constable Limm's truncheon. Of course she claimed she had mis-heard him and thought he was asking if she'd like to put his Luncheon in her mouth Then without warning, Kedaman jumped from his horse and began chanting "He who controls the spice, controls the universe". Katie became very concerned. She was used to Kinky Kid Kedaman doing unmentionable things with his horse but this was quite unusual behavior. She called for the doctor to check KKK out, and Dr SD (SickDoctor) came to see what was wrong. I have to check his temperature, but the gag you've put on him is in the way so I'm going to have to check rectally. However, Kedaman got the wrong idea, and started signing "I'm a Back Door Man" by the Doors in a falsetto voice until SD...

[SurfDemon]

With a gracefull leap she sprung up on to her horse who was called 'OMG I think I've had a slight personality change'. Katie had obviously been in a strange mood when she named the horse. Sure it was a bit of a mouthful, but Katie liked mouthfulls. She rode off towards Parksie. "You got mixed into this somehow" she said to her partner, Kinky Kid Kedaman. Katie had previously worked at an airforce base but had been sacked after posting state secrets on a VB-Web site. That and the embarrasing incident with the melon and Constable Limm's truncheon. Of course she claimed she had mis-heard him and thought he was asking if she'd like to put his Luncheon in her mouth Then without warning, Kedaman jumped from his horse and began chanting "He who controls the spice, controls the universe". Katie became very concerned. She was used to Kinky Kid Kedaman doing unmentionable things with his horse but this was quite unusual behavior. She called for the doctor to check KKK out, and Dr SD (SickDoctor) came to see what was wrong. I have to check his temperature, but the gag you've put on him is in the way so I'm going to have to check rectally. However, Kedaman got the wrong idea, and started signing "I'm a Back Door Man" by the Doors in a falsetto voice until SD, in a desperate bid to stop this from damaging his already ruined reputation said "Ah, I think I know what the problem is!". Slowly he pulled the Alien probe out of Kedemans ....

[parksie]

With a gracefull leap she sprung up on to her horse who was called 'OMG I think I've had a slight personality change'. Katie had obviously been in a strange mood when she named the horse. Sure it was a bit of a mouthful, but Katie liked mouthfulls. She rode off towards Parksie. "You got mixed into this somehow" she said to her partner, Kinky Kid Kedaman. Katie had previously worked at an airforce base but had been sacked after posting state secrets on a VB-Web site. That and the embarrasing incident with the melon and Constable Limm's truncheon. Of course she claimed she had mis-heard him and thought he was asking if she'd like to put his Luncheon in her mouth Then without warning, Kedaman jumped from his horse and began chanting "He who controls the spice, controls the universe". Katie became very concerned. She was used to Kinky Kid Kedaman doing unmentionable things with his horse but this was quite unusual behavior. She called for the doctor to check KKK out, and Dr SD (SickDoctor) came to see what was wrong. I have to check his temperature, but the gag you've put on him is in the way so I'm going to have to check rectally. However, Kedaman got the wrong idea, and started signing "I'm a Back Door Man" by the Doors in a falsetto voice until SD, in a desperate bid to stop this from damaging his already ruined reputation said "Ah, I think I know what the problem is!". Slowly he pulled the Alien probe out of Kedemans painful-looking swellings. "Told you not to go out with Dennis" remonstrated SD. Now in possession of an anal-probe, SD went on the rampage round eastern Europe...

[SurfDemon]

With a gracefull leap she sprung up on to her horse who was called 'OMG I think I've had a slight personality change'. Katie had obviously been in a strange mood when she named the horse. Sure it was a bit of a mouthful, but Katie liked mouthfulls. She rode off towards Parksie. "You got mixed into this somehow" she said to her partner, Kinky Kid Kedaman. Katie had previously worked at an airforce base but had been sacked after posting state secrets on a VB-Web site. That and the embarrasing incident with the melon and Constable Limm's truncheon. Of course she claimed she had mis-heard him and thought he was asking if she'd like to put his Luncheon in her mouth Then without warning, Kedaman jumped from his horse and began chanting "He who controls the spice, controls the universe". Katie became very concerned. She was used to Kinky Kid Kedaman doing unmentionable things with his horse but this was quite unusual behavior. She called for the doctor to check KKK out, and Dr SD (SickDoctor) came to see what was wrong. I have to check his temperature, but the gag you've put on him is in the way so I'm going to have to check rectally. However, Kedaman got the wrong idea, and started signing "I'm a Back Door Man" by the Doors in a falsetto voice until SD, in a desperate bid to stop this from damaging his already ruined reputation said "Ah, I think I know what the problem is!". Slowly he pulled the Alien probe out of Kedemans painful-looking swellings. "Told you not to go out with Dennis" remonstrated SD. Now in possession of an anal-probe, SD went on the rampage round eastern Europe.

Upon his return he was able to diagnose KKK's ailment. "Yes, It's a rare desease known as Pussious Leperous Maximus. It causes the individual to break out in ***** sores. I believe the puss is rather tasty when spread on bread. Anyway, strangely it can only be contracted by sexual intercourse with monkees. Like I said, it's not contagious and should clear up in a few days, but just to be on the safe side I recommend that we put the patient down. It's a kindness really. Anyone got a gun?"......

[parksie]

Upon his return he was able to diagnose KKK's ailment. "Yes, It's a rare desease known as Pussious Leperous Maximus. It causes the individual to break out in ***** sores. I believe the puss is rather tasty when spread on bread. Anyway, strangely it can only be contracted by sexual intercourse with monkees. Like I said, it's not contagious and should clear up in a few days, but just to be on the safe side I recommend that we put the patient down. It's a kindness really. Anyone got a gun?" "Yep!" piped up Dennis, who instantly whipped his out ;)...

[kedaman]

Oh you sick little demon!

[barrk]

With a gracefull leap she sprung up on to her horse who was called 'OMG I think I've had a slight personality change'. Katie had obviously been in a strange mood when she named the horse. Sure it was a bit of a mouthful, but Katie liked mouthfulls. She rode off towards Parksie. "You got mixed into this somehow" she said to her partner, Kinky Kid Kedaman. Katie had previously worked at an airforce base but had been sacked after posting state secrets on a VB-Web site. That and the embarrasing incident with the melon and Constable Limm's truncheon. Of course she claimed she had mis-heard him and thought he was asking if she'd like to put his Luncheon in her mouth Then without warning, Kedaman jumped from his horse and began chanting "He who controls the spice, controls the universe". Katie became very concerned. She was used to Kinky Kid Kedaman doing unmentionable things with his horse but this was quite unusual behavior. She called for the doctor to check KKK out, and Dr SD (SickDoctor) came to see what was wrong. I have to check his temperature, but the gag you've put on him is in the way so I'm going to have to check rectally. However, Kedaman got the wrong idea, and started signing "I'm a Back Door Man" by the Doors in a falsetto voice until SD, in a desperate bid to stop this from damaging his already ruined reputation said "Ah, I think I know what the problem is!". Slowly he pulled the Alien probe out of Kedemans painful-looking swellings. "Told you not to go out with Dennis" remonstrated SD. Now in possession of an anal-probe, SD went on the rampage round eastern Europe until he broke the probe and had to use another tool to do the job. The only thing he could find handy was.....

[SurfDemon]

Upon his return he was able to diagnose KKK's ailment. "Yes, It's a rare desease known as Pussious Leperous Maximus. It causes the individual to break out in ***** sores. I believe the puss is rather tasty when spread on bread. Anyway, strangely it can only be contracted by sexual intercourse with monkees. Like I said, it's not contagious and should clear up in a few days, but just to be on the safe side I recommend that we put the patient down. It's a kindness really. Anyone got a gun?" "Yep!" piped up Dennis, who instantly whipped his out. "Oh you sick little demon!" cried Kedaman, who was having difficulty grasping the use of the quote button:) "Not so fast" yelled Katie, brandishing a....

[kedaman]

Upon his return he was able to diagnose KKK's ailment. "Yes, It's a rare desease known as Pussious Leperous Maximus. It causes the individual to break out in ***** sores. I believe the puss is rather tasty when spread on bread. Anyway, strangely it can only be contracted by sexual intercourse with monkees. Like I said, it's not contagious and should clear up in a few days, but just to be on the safe side I recommend that we put the patient down. It's a kindness really. Anyone got a gun?" "Yep!" piped up Dennis, who instantly whipped his out. "Oh you sick little demon!" cried Kedaman, who was having difficulty grasping the use of the quote button "Not so fast" yelled Katie, brandishing with a new page, "let me get this written down first!", The Sick demon then immediately

[barrk]

Upon his return he was able to diagnose KKK's ailment. "Yes, It's a rare desease known as Pussious Leperous Maximus. It causes the individual to break out in ***** sores. I believe the puss is rather tasty when spread on bread. Anyway, strangely it can only be contracted by sexual intercourse with monkees. Like I said, it's not contagious and should clear up in a few days, but just to be on the safe side I recommend that we put the patient down. It's a kindness really. Anyone got a gun?" "Yep!" piped up Dennis, who instantly whipped his out. "Oh you sick little demon!" cried Kedaman, who was having difficulty grasping the use of the quote button "Not so fast" yelled Katie, brandishing with a new page, "let me get this written down first!", The Sick demon then immediately tore the new page from Katie's hands and turned to her and said....

[parksie]

Upon his return he was able to diagnose KKK's ailment. "Yes, It's a rare desease known as Pussious Leperous Maximus. It causes the individual to break out in ***** sores. I believe the puss is rather tasty when spread on bread. Anyway, strangely it can only be contracted by sexual intercourse with monkees. Like I said, it's not contagious and should clear up in a few days, but just to be on the safe side I recommend that we put the patient down. It's a kindness really. Anyone got a gun?" "Yep!" piped up Dennis, who instantly whipped his out. "Oh you sick little demon!" cried Kedaman, who was having difficulty grasping the use of the quote button "Not so fast" yelled Katie, brandishing with a new page, "let me get this written down first!", The Sick demon then immediately tore the new page from Katie's hands and turned to her and said "I want to have your love child"...

[SurfDemon]

Upon his return he was able to diagnose KKK's ailment. "Yes, It's a rare desease known as Pussious Leperous Maximus. It causes the individual to break out in ***** sores. I believe the puss is rather tasty when spread on bread. Anyway, strangely it can only be contracted by sexual intercourse with monkees. Like I said, it's not contagious and should clear up in a few days, but just to be on the safe side I recommend that we put the patient down. It's a kindness really. Anyone got a gun?" "Yep!" piped up Dennis, who instantly whipped his out. "Oh you sick little demon!" cried Kedaman, who was having difficulty grasping the use of the quote button "Not so fast" yelled Katie, brandishing with a new page, "let me get this written down first!", The Sick demon then immediately tore the new page from Katie's hands and turned to her and said,"You're going to have to type faster than that, there where 3 new posts on the previous page before you finished your reply!". Katie quickly...

[SurfDemon]

Upon his return he was able to diagnose KKK's ailment. "Yes, It's a rare desease known as Pussious Leperous Maximus. It causes the individual to break out in ***** sores. I believe the puss is rather tasty when spread on bread. Anyway, strangely it can only be contracted by sexual intercourse with monkees. Like I said, it's not contagious and should clear up in a few days, but just to be on the safe side I recommend that we put the patient down. It's a kindness really. Anyone got a gun?" "Yep!" piped up Dennis, who instantly whipped his out. "Oh you sick little demon!" cried Kedaman, who was having difficulty grasping the use of the quote button "Not so fast" yelled Katie, brandishing with a new page, "let me get this written down first!", The Sick demon then immediately tore the new page from Katie's hands and turned to her and said "I want to have your love child". But Kedaman responded by....

[barrk]

Upon his return he was able to diagnose KKK's ailment. "Yes, It's a rare desease known as Pussious Leperous Maximus. It causes the individual to break out in ***** sores. I believe the puss is rather tasty when spread on bread. Anyway, strangely it can only be contracted by sexual intercourse with monkees. Like I said, it's not contagious and should clear up in a few days, but just to be on the safe side I recommend that we put the patient down. It's a kindness really. Anyone got a gun?" "Yep!" piped up Dennis, who instantly whipped his out. "Oh you sick little demon!" cried Kedaman, who was having difficulty grasping the use of the quote button "Not so fast" yelled Katie, brandishing with a new page, "let me get this written down first!", The Sick demon then immediately tore the new page from Katie's hands and turned to her and said "I want to have your love child". But Kedaman responded by confiding to SD that he was the love child of...

[SurfDemon]

Upon his return he was able to diagnose KKK's ailment. "Yes, It's a rare desease known as Pussious Leperous Maximus. It causes the individual to break out in ***** sores. I believe the puss is rather tasty when spread on bread. Anyway, strangely it can only be contracted by sexual intercourse with monkees. Like I said, it's not contagious and should clear up in a few days, but just to be on the safe side I recommend that we put the patient down. It's a kindness really. Anyone got a gun?" "Yep!" piped up Dennis, who instantly whipped his out. "Oh you sick little demon!" cried Kedaman, who was having difficulty grasping the use of the quote button "Not so fast" yelled Katie, brandishing with a new page, "let me get this written down first!", The Sick demon then immediately tore the new page from Katie's hands and turned to her and said "I want to have your love child". But Kedaman responded by confiding to SD that he was the love child of Margaret Thatcher. His father was....

[barrk]

Upon his return he was able to diagnose KKK's ailment. "Yes, It's a rare desease known as Pussious Leperous Maximus. It causes the individual to break out in ***** sores. I believe the puss is rather tasty when spread on bread. Anyway, strangely it can only be contracted by sexual intercourse with monkees. Like I said, it's not contagious and should clear up in a few days, but just to be on the safe side I recommend that we put the patient down. It's a kindness really. Anyone got a gun?" "Yep!" piped up Dennis, who instantly whipped his out. "Oh you sick little demon!" cried Kedaman, who was having difficulty grasping the use of the quote button "Not so fast" yelled Katie, brandishing with a new page, "let me get this written down first!", The Sick demon then immediately tore the new page from Katie's hands and turned to her and said "I want to have your love child". But Kedaman responded by confiding to SD that he was the love child of Margaret Thatcher. His father was the lead singer from Iron Butterfly. Ked's real name is Iron Maiden Butterfly which explains why...

[parksie]

Upon his return he was able to diagnose KKK's ailment. "Yes, It's a rare desease known as Pussious Leperous Maximus. It causes the individual to break out in ***** sores. I believe the puss is rather tasty when spread on bread. Anyway, strangely it can only be contracted by sexual intercourse with monkees. Like I said, it's not contagious and should clear up in a few days, but just to be on the safe side I recommend that we put the patient down. It's a kindness really. Anyone got a gun?" "Yep!" piped up Dennis, who instantly whipped his out. "Oh you sick little demon!" cried Kedaman, who was having difficulty grasping the use of the quote button "Not so fast" yelled Katie, brandishing with a new page, "let me get this written down first!", The Sick demon then immediately tore the new page from Katie's hands and turned to her and said "I want to have your love child". But Kedaman responded by confiding to SD that he was the love child of Margaret Thatcher. His father was the lead singer from Iron Butterfly. Ked's real name is Iron Maiden Butterfly which explains why he was so attracted to Tinkerbell...

[barrk]

Upon his return he was able to diagnose KKK's ailment. "Yes, It's a rare desease known as Pussious Leperous Maximus. It causes the individual to break out in ***** sores. I believe the puss is rather tasty when spread on bread. Anyway, strangely it can only be contracted by sexual intercourse with monkees. Like I said, it's not contagious and should clear up in a few days, but just to be on the safe side I recommend that we put the patient down. It's a kindness really. Anyone got a gun?" "Yep!" piped up Dennis, who instantly whipped his out. "Oh you sick little demon!" cried Kedaman, who was having difficulty grasping the use of the quote button "Not so fast" yelled Katie, brandishing with a new page, "let me get this written down first!", The Sick demon then immediately tore the new page from Katie's hands and turned to her and said "I want to have your love child". But Kedaman responded by confiding to SD that he was the love child of Margaret Thatcher. His father was the lead singer from Iron Butterfly. Ked's real name is Iron Maiden Butterfly which explains why he was so attracted to Tinkerbell's wings. He was always trying to...

[SurfDemon]

Upon his return he was able to diagnose KKK's ailment. "Yes, It's a rare desease known as Pussious Leperous Maximus. It causes the individual to break out in ***** sores. I believe the puss is rather tasty when spread on bread. Anyway, strangely it can only be contracted by sexual intercourse with monkees. Like I said, it's not contagious and should clear up in a few days, but just to be on the safe side I recommend that we put the patient down. It's a kindness really. Anyone got a gun?" "Yep!" piped up Dennis, who instantly whipped his out. "Oh you sick little demon!" cried Kedaman, who was having difficulty grasping the use of the quote button "Not so fast" yelled Katie, brandishing with a new page, "let me get this written down first!", The Sick demon then immediately tore the new page from Katie's hands and turned to her and said "I want to have your love child". But Kedaman responded by confiding to SD that he was the love child of Margaret Thatcher. His father was the lead singer from Iron Butterfly. Ked's real name is Iron Maiden Butterfly which explains why he was so attracted to Tinkerbell's wings. He was always trying to dress up like a fairy. He would regularly borrow Dennis's outfit.

As they were all discussing this Parksie appeared. His first words where ".....

[parksie]

Upon his return he was able to diagnose KKK's ailment. "Yes, It's a rare desease known as Pussious Leperous Maximus. It causes the individual to break out in ***** sores. I believe the puss is rather tasty when spread on bread. Anyway, strangely it can only be contracted by sexual intercourse with monkees. Like I said, it's not contagious and should clear up in a few days, but just to be on the safe side I recommend that we put the patient down. It's a kindness really. Anyone got a gun?" "Yep!" piped up Dennis, who instantly whipped his out. "Oh you sick little demon!" cried Kedaman, who was having difficulty grasping the use of the quote button "Not so fast" yelled Katie, brandishing with a new page, "let me get this written down first!", The Sick demon then immediately tore the new page from Katie's hands and turned to her and said "I want to have your love child". But Kedaman responded by confiding to SD that he was the love child of Margaret Thatcher. His father was the lead singer from Iron Butterfly. Ked's real name is Iron Maiden Butterfly which explains why he was so attracted to Tinkerbell's wings. He was always trying to dress up like a fairy. He would regularly borrow Dennis's outfit.

As they were all discussing this Parksie appeared. His first words were "Roight. Oo's got a bong then? All this nocturnal revving's got me totally knackered and I feel like gettin' outta my skull".

[barrk]

As they were all discussing this Parksie appeared. His first words were "Roight. Oo's got a bong then? All this nocturnal revving's got me totally knackered and I feel like gettin' outta my skull". Since no one had a bong Parksie had to look around for something else to suck on when he noticed...

[parksie]

As they were all discussing this Parksie appeared. His first words were "Roight. Oo's got a bong then? All this nocturnal revving's got me totally knackered and I feel like gettin' outta my skull". Since no one had a bong Parksie had to look around for something else to suck on when he noticed Sweet Suckin' Sam wander dazedly into the vicinity :) Parksie took full advantage of the situation and decided that sucking on Miss America was as good as the description tatooed onto Katie's ...

[barrk]

As they were all discussing this Parksie appeared. His first words were "Roight. Oo's got a bong then? All this nocturnal revving's got me totally knackered and I feel like gettin' outta my skull". Since no one had a bong Parksie had to look around for something else to suck on when he noticed Sweet Suckin' Sam wander dazedly into the vicinity Parksie took full advantage of the situation and decided that sucking on Miss America was as good as the description tatooed onto Katie's horse! ...

[SurfDemon]

As they were all discussing this Parksie appeared. His first words were "Roight. Oo's got a bong then? All this nocturnal revving's got me totally knackered and I feel like gettin' outta my skull". Since no one had a bong Parksie had to look around for something else to suck on when he noticed Sweet Suckin' Sam wander dazedly into the vicinity Parksie took full advantage of the situation and decided that sucking on Miss America was as good as the description tatooed onto Katie's horse!

"Shheeet boy!", said Katie, "What kinda crazy 'baccy are ya smokin' there? Ain't natural for folks to be smokin with them thar new fangled contraptions. My brother Billy-bob he was always tryin' out new stuff ya know. No good came of it. No-siree. He ended up marry our sister Mary-lou, got most of her own teeth she has too."

SD winked and muttered to no-one in particular "forgot the red-neck accent for a bit, but that should re-establish it."

Parksie by now had cornered Sweet Suckin' Sam and was about to...

[barrk]

Parksie by now had cornered Sweet Suckin' Sam and was about to explain to her that the SD must be out of his mind since he is rambling on to no one in particular when...

[barrk]

Parksie by now had cornered Sweet Suckin' Sam and was about to explain to her that the SD must be out of his mind since he is rambling on to no one in particular when SD grabbed Sam by the waist and began to...

[SurfDemon]

Parksie by now had cornered Sweet Suckin' Sam and was about to explain to her that the SD must be out of his mind since he is rambling on to no one in particular when SD grabbed Sam by the waist and began to feel her kidneys. "Mighty fine set of kidney's you have there" he proclaimed. "Mind if I have one, I lost both of mine in ....

[barrk]

Parksie by now had cornered Sweet Suckin' Sam and was about to explain to her that the SD must be out of his mind since he is rambling on to no one in particular when SD handed him a bottle of "VD away" lotion (guaranteed to remove all sexually transmitted within a year or your money back). "That'll be $10, thanks" said Dr SD. Parksie gave him a swift kick in the arse and proceeded to have his way with Sam. "It's about time I got lucky", Parksie said since he's been coming so close since the beginning of this story and had yet to succeed. Unfortunately SD grabbed Sam by the waist and began to feel her kidneys. "Mighty fine set of kidney's you have there" he proclaimed. "Mind if I have one, I lost both of mine in ....

[SurfDemon]

Parksie by now had cornered Sweet Suckin' Sam and was about to explain to her that the SD must be out of his mind since he is rambling on to no one in particular when SD handed him a bottle of "VD away" lotion (guaranteed to remove all sexually transmitted within a year or your money back). "That'll be $10, thanks" said Dr SD. Parksie gave him a swift kick in the arse and proceeded to have his way with Sam. "It's about time I got lucky", Parksie said since he's been coming so close since the beginning of this story and had yet to succeed. Unfortunately SD grabbed Sam by the waist and began to feel her kidneys. "Mighty fine set of kidney's you have there" he proclaimed. "Mind if I have one, I lost both of mine in Vietnam.

"I didn't know you were in the war", exclaimed Kedaman.

"oh, no. It was on holiday there. I lost them in a nasty boating accident involving a bottle of vodka, a rubber band and two prostitutes. I don't think I need to explain any further, I'm sure you all get the picture."

[barrk]

Parksie by now had cornered Sweet Suckin' Sam and was about to explain to her that the SD must be out of his mind since he is rambling on to no one in particular when SD handed him a bottle of "VD away" lotion (guaranteed to remove all sexually transmitted within a year or your money back). "That'll be $10, thanks" said Dr SD. Parksie gave him a swift kick in the arse and proceeded to have his way with Sam. "It's about time I got lucky", Parksie said since he's been coming so close since the beginning of this story and had yet to succeed. Unfortunately SD grabbed Sam by the waist and began to feel her kidneys. "Mighty fine set of kidney's you have there" he proclaimed. "Mind if I have one, I lost both of mine in Vietnam.

"I didn't know you were in the war", exclaimed Kedaman.

"oh, no. It was on holiday there. I lost them in a nasty boating accident involving a bottle of vodka, a rubber band and two prostitutes. I don't think I need to explain any further, I'm sure you all get the picture."

Kedaman was really confused by now. Parksie was sitting on the ground with a big smile....Ked mistook this as an invitation and...

[Jethro]

]Parksie by now had cornered Sweet Suckin' Sam and was about to explain to her that the SD must be out of his mind since he is rambling on to no one in particular when SD handed him a bottle of "VD away" lotion (guaranteed to remove all sexually transmitted within a year or your money back). "That'll be $10, thanks" said Dr SD. Parksie gave him a swift kick in the arse and proceeded to have his way with Sam. "It's about time I got lucky", Parksie said since he's been coming so close since the beginning of this story and had yet to succeed. Unfortunately SD grabbed Sam by the waist and began to feel her kidneys. "Mighty fine set of kidney's you have there" he proclaimed. "Mind if I have one, I lost both of mine in Vietnam.

"I didn't know you were in the war", exclaimed Kedaman.

"oh, no. It was on holiday there. I lost them in a nasty boating accident involving a bottle of vodka, a rubber band and two prostitutes. I don't think I need to explain any further, I'm sure you all get the picture."

Kedaman was really confused by now. Parksie was sitting on the ground with a big smile....Ked mistook this as an invitation and asked Parksie what would involve a bottle of vodkam a rubber band and two prostitutes.

Just then, ciberthug appeared on the scene "Aha kedaman my old enemy we met agian". ciberthug glanced at Dennis and wonder why he was holding his......

[barrk]

Parksie by now had cornered Sweet Suckin' Sam and was about to explain to her that the SD must be out of his mind since he is rambling on to no one in particular when SD handed him a bottle of "VD away" lotion (guaranteed to remove all sexually transmitted within a year or your money back). "That'll be $10, thanks" said Dr SD. Parksie gave him a swift kick in the arse and proceeded to have his way with Sam. "It's about time I got lucky", Parksie said since he's been coming so close since the beginning of this story and had yet to succeed. Unfortunately SD grabbed Sam by the waist and began to feel her kidneys. "Mighty fine set of kidney's you have there" he proclaimed. "Mind if I have one, I lost both of mine in Vietnam.

"I didn't know you were in the war", exclaimed Kedaman.

"oh, no. It was on holiday there. I lost them in a nasty boating accident involving a bottle of vodka, a rubber band and two prostitutes. I don't think I need to explain any further, I'm sure you all get the picture."

Kedaman was really confused by now. Parksie was sitting on the ground with a big smile....Ked mistook this as an invitation and asked Parksie what would involve a bottle of vodkam a rubber band and two prostitutes.

Just then, ciberthug appeared on the scene "Aha kedaman my old enemy we met agian". ciberthug glanced at Dennis and wonder why he was holding his copy of "The Devil in Miss Jones"....

[Jethro]

Kedaman was really confused by now. Parksie was sitting on the ground with a big smile....Ked mistook this as an invitation and asked Parksie what would involve a bottle of vodkam a rubber band and two prostitutes.

Just then, ciberthug appeared on the scene "Aha kedaman my old enemy we met agian". ciberthug glanced at Dennis and wonder why he was holding his copy of "The Devil in Miss Jones" with one hand while in the other he had Big Arnie, the most notorious.....

[barrk]

Kedaman was really confused by now. Parksie was sitting on the ground with a big smile....Ked mistook this as an invitation and asked Parksie what would involve a bottle of vodkam a rubber band and two prostitutes.

Just then, ciberthug appeared on the scene "Aha kedaman my old enemy we met agian". ciberthug glanced at Dennis and wonder why he was holding his copy of "The Devil in Miss Jones" with one hand while in the other he had Big Arnie, the most notorious device to ever please a woman. Dennis obviously was planning a trip to....

[Jethro]

Kedaman was really confused by now. Parksie was sitting on the ground with a big smile....Ked mistook this as an invitation and asked Parksie what would involve a bottle of vodkam a rubber band and two prostitutes.

Just then, ciberthug appeared on the scene "Aha kedaman my old enemy we met agian". ciberthug glanced at Dennis and wonder why he was holding his copy of "The Devil in Miss Jones" with one hand while in the other he had Big Arnie, the most notorious device to ever please a woman. Dennis obviously was planning a trip to the supermarket to get new batteries for Big Arnie. The smile on his face indicating that Big Arnie was not restricted to women.

Ciberthug glanced at Cowgirl Katie, who was humming the title tune to "Even Cowgirls Get the Blues" for no apparent reason, then turned back to Kedaman. Reaching into his pants Ciberthug pulled out.......

[ghost ryder]

Kedaman was really confused by now. Parksie was sitting on the ground with a big smile....Ked mistook this as an invitation and asked Parksie what would involve a bottle of vodkam a rubber band and two prostitutes.

Just then, ciberthug appeared on the scene "Aha kedaman my old enemy we met agian". ciberthug glanced at Dennis and wonder why he was holding his copy of "The Devil in Miss Jones" with one hand while in the other he had Big Arnie, the most notorious device to ever please a woman. Dennis obviously was planning a trip to the supermarket to get new batteries for Big Arnie. The smile on his face indicating that Big Arnie was not restricted to women.

Ciberthug glanced at Cowgirl Katie, who was humming the title tune to "Even Cowgirls Get the Blues" for no apparent reason, then turned back to Kedaman. Reaching into his pants Ciberthug pulled out.......A 12 INCH...........



........kipper
it was all wet and slimy, then cowgirl katie had an idea, she grabbed the kipper and began..............

[chrismitchell]

Kedaman was really confused by now. Parksie was sitting on the ground with a big smile....Ked mistook this as an invitation and asked Parksie what would involve a bottle of vodkam a rubber band and two prostitutes.

Just then, ciberthug appeared on the scene "Aha kedaman my old enemy we met agian". ciberthug glanced at Dennis and wonder why he was holding his copy of "The Devil in Miss Jones" with one hand while in the other he had Big Arnie, the most notorious device to ever please a woman. Dennis obviously was planning a trip to the supermarket to get new batteries for Big Arnie. The smile on his face indicating that Big Arnie was not restricted to women.

Ciberthug glanced at Cowgirl Katie, who was humming the title tune to "Even Cowgirls Get the Blues" for no apparent reason, then turned back to Kedaman. Reaching into his pants Ciberthug pulled out.......A 12 INCH...........



........kipper
it was all wet and slimy, then cowgirl katie had an idea, she grabbed the kipper and began to beat Big Arnie with the Kipper!

[barrk]

Kedaman was really confused by now. Parksie was sitting on the ground with a big smile....Ked mistook this as an invitation and asked Parksie what would involve a bottle of vodkam a rubber band and two prostitutes.

Just then, ciberthug appeared on the scene "Aha kedaman my old enemy we met agian". ciberthug glanced at Dennis and wonder why he was holding his copy of "The Devil in Miss Jones" with one hand while in the other he had Big Arnie, the most notorious device to ever please a woman. Dennis obviously was planning a trip to the supermarket to get new batteries for Big Arnie. The smile on his face indicating that Big Arnie was not restricted to women.

Ciberthug glanced at Cowgirl Katie, who was humming the title tune to "Even Cowgirls Get the Blues" for no apparent reason, then turned back to Kedaman. Reaching into his pants Ciberthug pulled outa 12 INCH kipper. It was all wet and slimy. Then cowgirl katie had an idea, she grabbed the kipper and began to beat Big Arnie with the Kipper! Ciberthug and Dennis were astounded. They didn't know what to do. All at once, an idea came into Ciberthug's devious mind. He was going to....

[SurfDemon]

Kedaman was really confused by now. Parksie was sitting on the ground with a big smile....Ked mistook this as an invitation and asked Parksie what would involve a bottle of vodkam a rubber band and two prostitutes.

Just then, ciberthug appeared on the scene "Aha kedaman my old enemy we met agian". ciberthug glanced at Dennis and wonder why he was holding his copy of "The Devil in Miss Jones" with one hand while in the other he had Big Arnie, the most notorious device to ever please a woman. Dennis obviously was planning a trip to the supermarket to get new batteries for Big Arnie. The smile on his face indicating that Big Arnie was not restricted to women.

Ciberthug glanced at Cowgirl Katie, who was humming the title tune to "Even Cowgirls Get the Blues" for no apparent reason, then turned back to Kedaman. Reaching into his pants Ciberthug pulled outa 12 INCH kipper. It was all wet and slimy. Then cowgirl katie had an idea, she grabbed the kipper and began to beat Big Arnie with the Kipper! Ciberthug and Dennis were astounded. They didn't know what to do. All at once, an idea came into Ciberthug's devious mind. He was going to cast the curse of ciberthug on Kedaman while he was distracted. "May your children be oblonge, may you always crave strawberry blamanche and may you never be able to eat Haggis again!".

Kedeman in turn cursed Ciberthug back "May....

[barrk]

Kedaman was really confused by now. Parksie was sitting on the ground with a big smile....Ked mistook this as an invitation and asked Parksie what would involve a bottle of vodkam a rubber band and two prostitutes.

Just then, ciberthug appeared on the scene "Aha kedaman my old enemy we met agian". ciberthug glanced at Dennis and wonder why he was holding his copy of "The Devil in Miss Jones" with one hand while in the other he had Big Arnie, the most notorious device to ever please a woman. Dennis obviously was planning a trip to the supermarket to get new batteries for Big Arnie. The smile on his face indicating that Big Arnie was not restricted to women.

Ciberthug glanced at Cowgirl Katie, who was humming the title tune to "Even Cowgirls Get the Blues" for no apparent reason, then turned back to Kedaman. Reaching into his pants Ciberthug pulled outa 12 INCH kipper. It was all wet and slimy. Then cowgirl katie had an idea, she grabbed the kipper and began to beat Big Arnie with the Kipper! Ciberthug and Dennis were astounded. They didn't know what to do. All at once, an idea came into Ciberthug's devious mind. He was going to cast the curse of ciberthug on Kedaman while he was distracted. "May your children be oblonge, may you always crave strawberry blamanche and may you never be able to eat Haggis again!".

Kedeman in turn cursed Ciberthug back "May the evil SD infest your dreams with visions of Bubba the Biker". To which Ciberthug replied....

[Jethro]

Kedaman was really confused by now. Parksie was sitting on the ground with a big smile....Ked mistook this as an invitation and asked Parksie what would involve a bottle of vodkam a rubber band and two prostitutes.

Just then, ciberthug appeared on the scene "Aha kedaman my old enemy we met agian". ciberthug glanced at Dennis and wonder why he was holding his copy of "The Devil in Miss Jones" with one hand while in the other he had Big Arnie, the most notorious device to ever please a woman. Dennis obviously was planning a trip to the supermarket to get new batteries for Big Arnie. The smile on his face indicating that Big Arnie was not restricted to women.

Ciberthug glanced at Cowgirl Katie, who was humming the title tune to "Even Cowgirls Get the Blues" for no apparent reason, then turned back to Kedaman. Reaching into his pants Ciberthug pulled outa 12 INCH kipper. It was all wet and slimy. Then cowgirl katie had an idea, she grabbed the kipper and began to beat Big Arnie with the Kipper! Ciberthug and Dennis were astounded. They didn't know what to do. All at once, an idea came into Ciberthug's devious mind. He was going to cast the curse of ciberthug on Kedaman while he was distracted. "May your children be oblonge, may you always crave strawberry blamanche and may you never be able to eat Haggis again!".

Kedeman in turn cursed Ciberthug back "May the evil SD infest your dreams with visions of Bubba the Biker". To which Ciberthug replied...."Yes please", and happily skipped away with thoughts of leather, bry cream, and lace in his mind.

Meanwhile Parkise, who had got rather excited by the thought of vodka, rubber bands, and naughty girlies, exclaimed "Why don't we all hope on the horse cowgirl katie rod in on and go to....

[barrk]

Kedaman was really confused by now. Parksie was sitting on the ground with a big smile....Ked mistook this as an invitation and asked Parksie what would involve a bottle of vodkam a rubber band and two prostitutes.

Just then, ciberthug appeared on the scene "Aha kedaman my old enemy we met agian". ciberthug glanced at Dennis and wonder why he was holding his copy of "The Devil in Miss Jones" with one hand while in the other he had Big Arnie, the most notorious device to ever please a woman. Dennis obviously was planning a trip to the supermarket to get new batteries for Big Arnie. The smile on his face indicating that Big Arnie was not restricted to women.

Ciberthug glanced at Cowgirl Katie, who was humming the title tune to "Even Cowgirls Get the Blues" for no apparent reason, then turned back to Kedaman. Reaching into his pants Ciberthug pulled outa 12 INCH kipper. It was all wet and slimy. Then cowgirl katie had an idea, she grabbed the kipper and began to beat Big Arnie with the Kipper! Ciberthug and Dennis were astounded. They didn't know what to do. All at once, an idea came into Ciberthug's devious mind. He was going to cast the curse of ciberthug on Kedaman while he was distracted. "May your children be oblonge, may you always crave strawberry blamanche and may you never be able to eat Haggis again!".

Kedeman in turn cursed Ciberthug back "May the evil SD infest your dreams with visions of Bubba the Biker". To which Ciberthug replied...."Yes please", and happily skipped away with thoughts of leather, bry cream, and lace in his mind.

Meanwhile Parkise, who had got rather excited by the thought of vodka, rubber bands, and naughty girlies, exclaimed "Why don't we all hop on the horse cowgirl katie rode in on and go to visit Jism Jethro. I'm sure he's got some........

[SurfDemon]

Kedaman was really confused by now. Parksie was sitting on the ground with a big smile....Ked mistook this as an invitation and asked Parksie what would involve a bottle of vodkam a rubber band and two prostitutes.

Just then, ciberthug appeared on the scene "Aha kedaman my old enemy we met agian". ciberthug glanced at Dennis and wonder why he was holding his copy of "The Devil in Miss Jones" with one hand while in the other he had Big Arnie, the most notorious device to ever please a woman. Dennis obviously was planning a trip to the supermarket to get new batteries for Big Arnie. The smile on his face indicating that Big Arnie was not restricted to women.

Ciberthug glanced at Cowgirl Katie, who was humming the title tune to "Even Cowgirls Get the Blues" for no apparent reason, then turned back to Kedaman. Reaching into his pants Ciberthug pulled outa 12 INCH kipper. It was all wet and slimy. Then cowgirl katie had an idea, she grabbed the kipper and began to beat Big Arnie with the Kipper! Ciberthug and Dennis were astounded. They didn't know what to do. All at once, an idea came into Ciberthug's devious mind. He was going to cast the curse of ciberthug on Kedaman while he was distracted. "May your children be oblonge, may you always crave strawberry blamanche and may you never be able to eat Haggis again!".

Kedeman in turn cursed Ciberthug back "May the evil SD infest your dreams with visions of Bubba the Biker". To which Ciberthug replied...."Yes please", and happily skipped away with thoughts of leather, bry cream, and lace in his mind.

Meanwhile Parkise, who had got rather excited by the thought of vodka, rubber bands, and naughty girlies, exclaimed "Why don't we all hop on the horse cowgirl katie rode in on and go to visit Jism Jethro. I'm sure he's got some idea of the depths of depravation that will happen to his character unless he diverts this thread."

The others looked at him puzzled. "Sun-stroke" said Katie. "I wasn't stroking anything" exclaimed SD in a pathetic attempt to up his smut score. So they all got on the horse and rode it to Jism Jethro's ranch. He was waiting for them outside the barn. Grasped in one hand was a....

[Pix]

Kedaman was really confused by now. Parksie was sitting on the ground with a big smile....Ked mistook this as an invitation and asked Parksie what would involve a bottle of vodkam a rubber band and two prostitutes.

Just then, ciberthug appeared on the scene "Aha kedaman my old enemy we met agian". ciberthug glanced at Dennis and wonder why he was holding his copy of "The Devil in Miss Jones" with one hand while in the other he had Big Arnie, the most notorious device to ever please a woman. Dennis obviously was planning a trip to the supermarket to get new batteries for Big Arnie. The smile on his face indicating that Big Arnie was not restricted to women.

Ciberthug glanced at Cowgirl Katie, who was humming the title tune to "Even Cowgirls Get the Blues" for no apparent reason, then turned back to Kedaman. Reaching into his pants Ciberthug pulled outa 12 INCH kipper. It was all wet and slimy. Then cowgirl katie had an idea, she grabbed the kipper and began to beat Big Arnie with the Kipper! Ciberthug and Dennis were astounded. They didn't know what to do. All at once, an idea came into Ciberthug's devious mind. He was going to cast the curse of ciberthug on Kedaman while he was distracted. "May your children be oblonge, may you always crave strawberry blamanche and may you never be able to eat Haggis again!".

Kedeman in turn cursed Ciberthug back "May the evil SD infest your dreams with visions of Bubba the Biker". To which Ciberthug replied...."Yes please", and happily skipped away with thoughts of leather, bry cream, and lace in his mind.

Meanwhile Parkise, who had got rather excited by the thought of vodka, rubber bands, and naughty girlies, exclaimed "Why don't we all hop on the horse cowgirl katie rode in on and go to visit Jism Jethro. I'm sure he's got some idea of the depths of depravation that will happen to his character unless he diverts this thread."

The others looked at him puzzled. "Sun-stroke" said Katie. "I wasn't stroking anything" exclaimed SD in a pathetic attempt to up his smut score. So they all got on the horse and rode it to Jism Jethro's ranch. He was waiting for them outside the barn. Grasped in one hand was a pink handbag and in the other he was holding a ***...

[SurfDemon]

Kedaman was really confused by now. Parksie was sitting on the ground with a big smile....Ked mistook this as an invitation and asked Parksie what would involve a bottle of vodkam a rubber band and two prostitutes.

Just then, ciberthug appeared on the scene "Aha kedaman my old enemy we met agian". ciberthug glanced at Dennis and wonder why he was holding his copy of "The Devil in Miss Jones" with one hand while in the other he had Big Arnie, the most notorious device to ever please a woman. Dennis obviously was planning a trip to the supermarket to get new batteries for Big Arnie. The smile on his face indicating that Big Arnie was not restricted to women.

Ciberthug glanced at Cowgirl Katie, who was humming the title tune to "Even Cowgirls Get the Blues" for no apparent reason, then turned back to Kedaman. Reaching into his pants Ciberthug pulled outa 12 INCH kipper. It was all wet and slimy. Then cowgirl katie had an idea, she grabbed the kipper and began to beat Big Arnie with the Kipper! Ciberthug and Dennis were astounded. They didn't know what to do. All at once, an idea came into Ciberthug's devious mind. He was going to cast the curse of ciberthug on Kedaman while he was distracted. "May your children be oblonge, may you always crave strawberry blamanche and may you never be able to eat Haggis again!".

Kedeman in turn cursed Ciberthug back "May the evil SD infest your dreams with visions of Bubba the Biker". To which Ciberthug replied...."Yes please", and happily skipped away with thoughts of leather, bry cream, and lace in his mind.

Meanwhile Parkise, who had got rather excited by the thought of vodka, rubber bands, and naughty girlies, exclaimed "Why don't we all hop on the horse cowgirl katie rode in on and go to visit Jism Jethro. I'm sure he's got some idea of the depths of depravation that will happen to his character unless he diverts this thread."

The others looked at him puzzled. "Sun-stroke" said Katie. "I wasn't stroking anything" exclaimed SD in a pathetic attempt to up his smut score. So they all got on the horse and rode it to Jism Jethro's ranch. He was waiting for them outside the barn. Grasped in one hand was a pink handbag and in the other he was holding a *** which he had just finished sucking on.

As they approached he shouted out...

[parksie]

Kedaman was really confused by now. Parksie was sitting on the ground with a big smile....Ked mistook this as an invitation and asked Parksie what would involve a bottle of vodkam a rubber band and two prostitutes.

Just then, ciberthug appeared on the scene "Aha kedaman my old enemy we met agian". ciberthug glanced at Dennis and wonder why he was holding his copy of "The Devil in Miss Jones" with one hand while in the other he had Big Arnie, the most notorious device to ever please a woman. Dennis obviously was planning a trip to the supermarket to get new batteries for Big Arnie. The smile on his face indicating that Big Arnie was not restricted to women.

Ciberthug glanced at Cowgirl Katie, who was humming the title tune to "Even Cowgirls Get the Blues" for no apparent reason, then turned back to Kedaman. Reaching into his pants Ciberthug pulled outa 12 INCH kipper. It was all wet and slimy. Then cowgirl katie had an idea, she grabbed the kipper and began to beat Big Arnie with the Kipper! Ciberthug and Dennis were astounded. They didn't know what to do. All at once, an idea came into Ciberthug's devious mind. He was going to cast the curse of ciberthug on Kedaman while he was distracted. "May your children be oblonge, may you always crave strawberry blamanche and may you never be able to eat Haggis again!".

Kedeman in turn cursed Ciberthug back "May the evil SD infest your dreams with visions of Bubba the Biker". To which Ciberthug replied...."Yes please", and happily skipped away with thoughts of leather, bry cream, and lace in his mind.

Meanwhile Parkise, who had got rather excited by the thought of vodka, rubber bands, and naughty girlies, exclaimed "Why don't we all hop on the horse cowgirl katie rode in on and go to visit Jism Jethro. I'm sure he's got some idea of the depths of depravation that will happen to his character unless he diverts this thread."

The others looked at him puzzled. "Sun-stroke" said Katie. "I wasn't stroking anything" exclaimed SD in a pathetic attempt to up his smut score. So they all got on the horse and rode it to Jism Jethro's ranch. He was waiting for them outside the barn. Grasped in one hand was a pink handbag and in the other he was holding a ***. "Howdy! I got me a nice freshly-delivered *** here for all mah personal needs! Yer quite welcome ta join me!" said Jism Jethro, firmly gripping...

[Pix]

Kedaman was really confused by now. Parksie was sitting on the ground with a big smile....Ked mistook this as an invitation and asked Parksie what would involve a bottle of vodkam a rubber band and two prostitutes.

Just then, ciberthug appeared on the scene "Aha kedaman my old enemy we met agian". ciberthug glanced at Dennis and wonder why he was holding his copy of "The Devil in Miss Jones" with one hand while in the other he had Big Arnie, the most notorious device to ever please a woman. Dennis obviously was planning a trip to the supermarket to get new batteries for Big Arnie. The smile on his face indicating that Big Arnie was not restricted to women.

Ciberthug glanced at Cowgirl Katie, who was humming the title tune to "Even Cowgirls Get the Blues" for no apparent reason, then turned back to Kedaman. Reaching into his pants Ciberthug pulled outa 12 INCH kipper. It was all wet and slimy. Then cowgirl katie had an idea, she grabbed the kipper and began to beat Big Arnie with the Kipper! Ciberthug and Dennis were astounded. They didn't know what to do. All at once, an idea came into Ciberthug's devious mind. He was going to cast the curse of ciberthug on Kedaman while he was distracted. "May your children be oblonge, may you always crave strawberry blamanche and may you never be able to eat Haggis again!".

Kedeman in turn cursed Ciberthug back "May the evil SD infest your dreams with visions of Bubba the Biker". To which Ciberthug replied...."Yes please", and happily skipped away with thoughts of leather, bry cream, and lace in his mind.

Meanwhile Parkise, who had got rather excited by the thought of vodka, rubber bands, and naughty girlies, exclaimed "Why don't we all hop on the horse cowgirl katie rode in on and go to visit Jism Jethro. I'm sure he's got some idea of the depths of depravation that will happen to his character unless he diverts this thread."

The others looked at him puzzled. "Sun-stroke" said Katie. "I wasn't stroking anything" exclaimed SD in a pathetic attempt to up his smut score. So they all got on the horse and rode it to Jism Jethro's ranch. He was waiting for them outside the barn. Grasped in one hand was a pink handbag and in the other he was holding a ***. As they approached he shouted out "Howdy! I got me a nice freshly-delivered *** here for all mah personal needs! Yer quite welcome ta join me!" said Jism Jethro, firmly gripping what he called "a big wand"...

[kedaman]

The others looked at him puzzled. "Sun-stroke" said Katie. "I wasn't stroking anything" exclaimed SD in a pathetic attempt to up his smut score. So they all got on the horse and rode it to Jism Jethro's ranch. He was waiting for them outside the barn. Grasped in one hand was a pink handbag and in the other he was holding a ***. As they approached he shouted out "Howdy! I got me a nice freshly-delivered *** here for all mah personal needs! Yer quite welcome ta join me!" said Jism Jethro, firmly gripping what he called "a big wand". SD happened to recognize this "big wand" as his own and started to get

[SurfDemon]

The others looked at him puzzled. "Sun-stroke" said Katie. "I wasn't stroking anything" exclaimed SD in a pathetic attempt to up his smut score. So they all got on the horse and rode it to Jism Jethro's ranch. He was waiting for them outside the barn. Grasped in one hand was a pink handbag and in the other he was holding a ***. As they approached he shouted out "Howdy! I got me a nice freshly-delivered *** here for all mah personal needs! Yer quite welcome ta join me!" said Jism Jethro, firmly gripping what he called "a big wand". SD happened to recognize this "big wand" as his own and started to get excited, he hadn't seen his wand since he had lost it in a plane crash in Peru (it's a long story, but suffice to say it involved a bottle of Gin, two prostitutes and a bag of peanuts). Quickly he...

[kedaman]

The others looked at him puzzled. "Sun-stroke" said Katie. "I wasn't stroking anything" exclaimed SD in a pathetic attempt to up his smut score. So they all got on the horse and rode it to Jism Jethro's ranch. He was waiting for them outside the barn. Grasped in one hand was a pink handbag and in the other he was holding a ***. As they approached he shouted out "Howdy! I got me a nice freshly-delivered *** here for all mah personal needs! Yer quite welcome ta join me!" said Jism Jethro, firmly gripping what he called "a big wand". SD happened to recognize this "big wand" as his own and started to get excited, he hadn't seen his wand since he had lost it in a plane crash in Peru (it's a long story, but suffice to say it involved a bottle of Gin, two prostitutes and a bag of peanuts). Quickly he snapped it out of Jism Jethros big hand and examined it for eventual damages by

[SurfDemon]

The others looked at him puzzled. "Sun-stroke" said Katie. "I wasn't stroking anything" exclaimed SD in a pathetic attempt to up his smut score. So they all got on the horse and rode it to Jism Jethro's ranch. He was waiting for them outside the barn. Grasped in one hand was a pink handbag and in the other he was holding a ***. As they approached he shouted out "Howdy! I got me a nice freshly-delivered *** here for all mah personal needs! Yer quite welcome ta join me!" said Jism Jethro, firmly gripping what he called "a big wand". SD happened to recognize this "big wand" as his own and started to get excited, he hadn't seen his wand since he had lost it in a plane crash in Peru (it's a long story, but suffice to say it involved a bottle of Gin, two prostitutes and a bag of peanuts). Quickly he snapped it out of Jism Jethros big hand and examined it for eventual damages by the peruvian pigmys. These were called the Fukawi tribe because they used to wander through the tall elephant grass shouting out "We're the Fukawi?".:)

Luckily it appeared to be intact expect for ....

[zmerlinz]

The others looked at him puzzled. "Sun-stroke" said Katie. "I wasn't stroking anything" exclaimed SD in a pathetic attempt to up his smut score. So they all got on the horse and rode it to Jism Jethro's ranch. He was waiting for them outside the barn. Grasped in one hand was a pink handbag and in the other he was holding a ***. As they approached he shouted out "Howdy! I got me a nice freshly-delivered *** here for all mah personal needs! Yer quite welcome ta join me!" said Jism Jethro, firmly gripping what he called "a big wand". SD happened to recognize this "big wand" as his own and started to get excited, he hadn't seen his wand since he had lost it in a plane crash in Peru (it's a long story, but suffice to say it involved a bottle of Gin, two prostitutes and a bag of peanuts). Quickly he snapped it out of Jism Jethros big hand and examined it for eventual damages by the peruvian pigmys. These were called the Fukawi tribe because they used to wander through the tall elephant grass shouting out "We're the Fukawi?".

Luckily it appeared to be intact expect for some small damage from the "oomagoolie tribe" they to run through the grass except they shout "oo me goolies" and there were a lot of stains on it that appeared to look like ........ ...

[kedaman]

The others looked at him puzzled. "Sun-stroke" said Katie. "I wasn't stroking anything" exclaimed SD in a pathetic attempt to up his smut score. So they all got on the horse and rode it to Jism Jethro's ranch. He was waiting for them outside the barn. Grasped in one hand was a pink handbag and in the other he was holding a ***. As they approached he shouted out "Howdy! I got me a nice freshly-delivered *** here for all mah personal needs! Yer quite welcome ta join me!" said Jism Jethro, firmly gripping what he called "a big wand". SD happened to recognize this "big wand" as his own and started to get excited, he hadn't seen his wand since he had lost it in a plane crash in Peru (it's a long story, but suffice to say it involved a bottle of Gin, two prostitutes and a bag of peanuts). Quickly he snapped it out of Jism Jethros big hand and examined it for eventual damages by the peruvian pigmys. These were called the Fukawi tribe because they used to wander through the tall elephant grass shouting out "We're the Fukawi?".

Luckily it appeared to be intact expect for some small damage from the "oomagoolie tribe" they to run through the grass except they shout "oo me goolies" and there were a lot of stains on it that appeared to look like if someone had been trying to burn it with pollutionous chemicals, but that wasn't too essential to SD. He put it in place and was about to ask Jethro why he was carrying it when he suddenly...

[barrk]

The others looked at him puzzled. "Sun-stroke" said Katie. "I wasn't stroking anything" exclaimed SD in a pathetic attempt to up his smut score. So they all got on the horse and rode it to Jism Jethro's ranch. He was waiting for them outside the barn. Grasped in one hand was a pink handbag and in the other he was holding a ***. As they approached he shouted out "Howdy! I got me a nice freshly-delivered *** here for all mah personal needs! Yer quite welcome ta join me!" said Jism Jethro, firmly gripping what he called "a big wand". SD happened to recognize this "big wand" as his own and started to get excited, he hadn't seen his wand since he had lost it in a plane crash in Peru (it's a long story, but suffice to say it involved a bottle of Gin, two prostitutes and a bag of peanuts). Quickly he snapped it out of Jism Jethros big hand and examined it for eventual damages by the peruvian pigmys. These were called the Fukawi tribe because they used to wander through the tall elephant grass shouting out "We're the Fukawi?".

Luckily it appeared to be intact expect for some small damage from the "oomagoolie tribe" they to run through the grass except they shout "oo me goolies" and there were a lot of stains on it that appeared to look like if someone had been trying to burn it with pollutionous chemicals, but that wasn't too essential to SD. He put it in place and was about to ask Jethro why he was carrying it when suddenly Jethro bent down and began blowing on it...he said he was doing it to clean off the stains but no one knows for sure because SD began to....

[SurfDemon]

The others looked at him puzzled. "Sun-stroke" said Katie. "I wasn't stroking anything" exclaimed SD in a pathetic attempt to up his smut score. So they all got on the horse and rode it to Jism Jethro's ranch. He was waiting for them outside the barn. Grasped in one hand was a pink handbag and in the other he was holding a ***. As they approached he shouted out "Howdy! I got me a nice freshly-delivered *** here for all mah personal needs! Yer quite welcome ta join me!" said Jism Jethro, firmly gripping what he called "a big wand". SD happened to recognize this "big wand" as his own and started to get excited, he hadn't seen his wand since he had lost it in a plane crash in Peru (it's a long story, but suffice to say it involved a bottle of Gin, two prostitutes and a bag of peanuts). Quickly he snapped it out of Jism Jethros big hand and examined it for eventual damages by the peruvian pigmys. These were called the Fukawi tribe because they used to wander through the tall elephant grass shouting out "We're the Fukawi?".

Luckily it appeared to be intact expect for some small damage from the "oomagoolie tribe" they to run through the grass except they shout "oo me goolies" and there were a lot of stains on it that appeared to look like if someone had been trying to burn it with pollutionous chemicals, but that wasn't too essential to SD. He put it in place and was about to ask Jethro why he was carrying it when suddenly Jethro bent down and began blowing on it...he said he was doing it to clean off the stains but no one knows for sure because SD began to quickly divert the thread by telling Jethro that if he really wanted the wand he could keep it, after all as everybody knows you buy them in packs of three, so SD had a couple spare in his backpack.

Just then..

[barrk]

The others looked at him puzzled. "Sun-stroke" said Katie. "I wasn't stroking anything" exclaimed SD in a pathetic attempt to up his smut score. So they all got on the horse and rode it to Jism Jethro's ranch. He was waiting for them outside the barn. Grasped in one hand was a pink handbag and in the other he was holding a ***. As they approached he shouted out "Howdy! I got me a nice freshly-delivered *** here for all mah personal needs! Yer quite welcome ta join me!" said Jism Jethro, firmly gripping what he called "a big wand". SD happened to recognize this "big wand" as his own and started to get excited, he hadn't seen his wand since he had lost it in a plane crash in Peru (it's a long story, but suffice to say it involved a bottle of Gin, two prostitutes and a bag of peanuts). Quickly he snapped it out of Jism Jethros big hand and examined it for eventual damages by the peruvian pigmys. These were called the Fukawi tribe because they used to wander through the tall elephant grass shouting out "We're the Fukawi?".

Luckily it appeared to be intact expect for some small damage from the "oomagoolie tribe" they to run through the grass except they shout "oo me goolies" and there were a lot of stains on it that appeared to look like if someone had been trying to burn it with pollutionous chemicals, but that wasn't too essential to SD. He put it in place and was about to ask Jethro why he was carrying it when suddenly Jethro bent down and began blowing on it...he said he was doing it to clean off the stains but no one knows for sure because SD began to quickly divert the thread by telling Jethro that if he really wanted the wand he could keep it, after all as everybody knows you buy them in packs of three, so SD had a couple spare in his backpack.

Just then Ian wandered by looking for a good bottle of sherry....

[Ianpbaker]

The others looked at him puzzled. "Sun-stroke" said Katie. "I wasn't stroking anything" exclaimed SD in a pathetic attempt to up his smut score. So they all got on the horse and rode it to Jism Jethro's ranch. He was waiting for them outside the barn. Grasped in one hand was a pink handbag and in the other he was holding a ***. As they approached he shouted out "Howdy! I got me a nice freshly-delivered *** here for all mah personal needs! Yer quite welcome ta join me!" said Jism Jethro, firmly gripping what he called "a big wand". SD happened to recognize this "big wand" as his own and started to get excited, he hadn't seen his wand since he had lost it in a plane crash in Peru (it's a long story, but suffice to say it involved a bottle of Gin, two prostitutes and a bag of peanuts). Quickly he snapped it out of Jism Jethros big hand and examined it for eventual damages by the peruvian pigmys. These were called the Fukawi tribe because they used to wander through the tall elephant grass shouting out "We're the Fukawi?".

Luckily it appeared to be intact expect for some small damage from the "oomagoolie tribe" they to run through the grass except they shout "oo me goolies" and there were a lot of stains on it that appeared to look like if someone had been trying to burn it with pollutionous chemicals, but that wasn't too essential to SD. He put it in place and was about to ask Jethro why he was carrying it when suddenly Jethro bent down and began blowing on it...he said he was doing it to clean off the stains but no one knows for sure because SD began to quickly divert the thread by telling Jethro that if he really wanted the wand he could keep it, after all as everybody knows you buy them in packs of three, so SD had a couple spare in his backpack.

Just then Ian wandered by looking for a good bottle of sherry but as usual he doesn't really care wether it's good, bad or sherry, just as long as it's alchaholic. So in he stumbles with a bottle of meths, talking to himself (as he is thinks he is such a good conversationist he might as well have a good conversation with at least one other person in his lifetime)and doesn't realise that Mike is in his suitcase on the floor and just thinks that is his collection of Raz mags.

So he picks up the suitcase and starts walking up to the rest of the gang .........

[SurfDemon]

The others looked at him puzzled. "Sun-stroke" said Katie. "I wasn't stroking anything" exclaimed SD in a pathetic attempt to up his smut score. So they all got on the horse and rode it to Jism Jethro's ranch. He was waiting for them outside the barn. Grasped in one hand was a pink handbag and in the other he was holding a ***. As they approached he shouted out "Howdy! I got me a nice freshly-delivered *** here for all mah personal needs! Yer quite welcome ta join me!" said Jism Jethro, firmly gripping what he called "a big wand". SD happened to recognize this "big wand" as his own and started to get excited, he hadn't seen his wand since he had lost it in a plane crash in Peru (it's a long story, but suffice to say it involved a bottle of Gin, two prostitutes and a bag of peanuts). Quickly he snapped it out of Jism Jethros big hand and examined it for eventual damages by the peruvian pigmys. These were called the Fukawi tribe because they used to wander through the tall elephant grass shouting out "We're the Fukawi?".

Luckily it appeared to be intact expect for some small damage from the "oomagoolie tribe" they to run through the grass except they shout "oo me goolies" and there were a lot of stains on it that appeared to look like if someone had been trying to burn it with pollutionous chemicals, but that wasn't too essential to SD. He put it in place and was about to ask Jethro why he was carrying it when suddenly Jethro bent down and began blowing on it...he said he was doing it to clean off the stains but no one knows for sure because SD began to quickly divert the thread by telling Jethro that if he really wanted the wand he could keep it, after all as everybody knows you buy them in packs of three, so SD had a couple spare in his backpack.

Just then Ian wandered by looking for a good bottle of sherry but as usual he doesn't really care wether it's good, bad or sherry, just as long as it's alchaholic. So in he stumbles with a bottle of meths, talking to himself (as he is thinks he is such a good conversationist he might as well have a good conversation with at least one other person in his lifetime)and doesn't realise that Mike is in his suitcase on the floor and just thinks that is his collection of Raz mags.

So he picks up the suitcase and starts walking up to the rest of the gang. But as he approached them Cattle Culling Katie stepped forward and spat on the ground. "That's far enough Mister. Dag nabbit! What yoo got in that dang suitcase thimgybob?" she said scratching her crotch and hawking up some phlem. Ian....

[barrk]

The others looked at him puzzled. "Sun-stroke" said Katie. "I wasn't stroking anything" exclaimed SD in a pathetic attempt to up his smut score. So they all got on the horse and rode it to Jism Jethro's ranch. He was waiting for them outside the barn. Grasped in one hand was a pink handbag and in the other he was holding a ***. As they approached he shouted out "Howdy! I got me a nice freshly-delivered *** here for all mah personal needs! Yer quite welcome ta join me!" said Jism Jethro, firmly gripping what he called "a big wand". SD happened to recognize this "big wand" as his own and started to get excited, he hadn't seen his wand since he had lost it in a plane crash in Peru (it's a long story, but suffice to say it involved a bottle of Gin, two prostitutes and a bag of peanuts). Quickly he snapped it out of Jism Jethros big hand and examined it for eventual damages by the peruvian pigmys. These were called the Fukawi tribe because they used to wander through the tall elephant grass shouting out "We're the Fukawi?".

Luckily it appeared to be intact expect for some small damage from the "oomagoolie tribe" they to run through the grass except they shout "oo me goolies" and there were a lot of stains on it that appeared to look like if someone had been trying to burn it with pollutionous chemicals, but that wasn't too essential to SD. He put it in place and was about to ask Jethro why he was carrying it when suddenly Jethro bent down and began blowing on it...he said he was doing it to clean off the stains but no one knows for sure because SD began to quickly divert the thread by telling Jethro that if he really wanted the wand he could keep it, after all as everybody knows you buy them in packs of three, so SD had a couple spare in his backpack.

Just then Ian wandered by looking for a good bottle of sherry but as usual he doesn't really care wether it's good, bad or sherry, just as long as it's alchaholic. So in he stumbles with a bottle of meths, talking to himself (as he is thinks he is such a good conversationist he might as well have a good conversation with at least one other person in his lifetime)and doesn't realise that Mike is in his suitcase on the floor and just thinks that is his collection of Raz mags.

So he picks up the suitcase and starts walking up to the rest of the gang. But as he approached them Cattle Culling Katie stepped forward and spat on the ground. "That's far enough Mister. Dag nabbit! What yoo got in that dang suitcase thimgybob?" she said scratching her crotch and hawking up some phlem. Ian realized that underneath that gruff exterior Katie was really quite happy to see him...she knew that he was the only one who could break her from the evil spell of the redneck texan and return her to her normal Californian self. As Ian approached .....

[Ianpbaker]

So he picks up the suitcase and starts walking up to the rest of the gang. But as he approached them Cattle Culling Katie stepped forward and spat on the ground. "That's far enough Mister. Dag nabbit! What yoo got in that dang suitcase thimgybob?" she said scratching her crotch and hawking up some phlem. Ian realized that underneath that gruff exterior Katie was really quite happy to see him...she knew that he was the only one who could break her from the evil spell of the redneck texan and return her to her normal Californian self. As Ian approached he knew that she knew that he knew how to cure her but being completly pissed thought he would have some fun and make her do several tasks first before granting her normallity again

The first task was too ...

[barrk]

So he picks up the suitcase and starts walking up to the rest of the gang. But as he approached them Cattle Culling Katie stepped forward and spat on the ground. "That's far enough Mister. Dag nabbit! What yoo got in that dang suitcase thimgybob?" she said scratching her crotch and hawking up some phlem. Ian realized that underneath that gruff exterior Katie was really quite happy to see him...she knew that he was the only one who could break her from the evil spell of the redneck texan and return her to her normal Californian self.

As Ian approached he knew that she knew that he knew how to cure her but being completly pissed thought he would have some fun and make her do several tasks first before granting her normallity again

The first task was too call all her girlfriends over and explain to them that Ian was in desperate need of some attention. Getting one look at Ian they were all very happy to oblige. Escpecially after they saw the size of his......

[parksie]

So he picks up the suitcase and starts walking up to the rest of the gang. But as he approached them Cattle Culling Katie stepped forward and spat on the ground. "That's far enough Mister. Dag nabbit! What yoo got in that dang suitcase thimgybob?" she said scratching her crotch and hawking up some phlem. Ian realized that underneath that gruff exterior Katie was really quite happy to see him...she knew that he was the only one who could break her from the evil spell of the redneck texan and return her to her normal Californian self.

As Ian approached he knew that she knew that he knew how to cure her but being completly pissed thought he would have some fun and make her do several tasks first before granting her normallity again

The first task was too call all her girlfriends over and explain to them that Ian was in desperate need of some attention. Getting one look at Ian they were all very happy to oblige. Escpecially after they saw the size of his suitcase....

[barrk]

So he picks up the suitcase and starts walking up to the rest of the gang. But as he approached them Cattle Culling Katie stepped forward and spat on the ground. "That's far enough Mister. Dag nabbit! What yoo got in that dang suitcase thimgybob?" she said scratching her crotch and hawking up some phlem. Ian realized that underneath that gruff exterior Katie was really quite happy to see him...she knew that he was the only one who could break her from the evil spell of the redneck texan and return her to her normal Californian self.

As Ian approached he knew that she knew that he knew how to cure her but being completly pissed thought he would have some fun and make her do several tasks first before granting her normallity again

The first task was too call all her girlfriends over and explain to them that Ian was in desperate need of some attention. Getting one look at Ian they were all very happy to oblige. Escpecially after they saw the size of his suitcase....not just his suitcase..his entire package actually. They all began to fight over who got to Ian first when the evil, dastardly SD who cast the spell on Katie came on the scene. He appeared to be holding a broken and soiled wand in one hand...what he had in the other made a shiver pass through the crowd..it was the biggest.............

[Ianpbaker]

So he picks up the suitcase and starts walking up to the rest of the gang. But as he approached them Cattle Culling Katie stepped forward and spat on the ground. "That's far enough Mister. Dag nabbit! What yoo got in that dang suitcase thimgybob?" she said scratching her crotch and hawking up some phlem. Ian realized that underneath that gruff exterior Katie was really quite happy to see him...she knew that he was the only one who could break her from the evil spell of the redneck texan and return her to her normal Californian self.

As Ian approached he knew that she knew that he knew how to cure her but being completly pissed thought he would have some fun and make her do several tasks first before granting her normallity again

The first task was too call all her girlfriends over and explain to them that Ian was in desperate need of some attention. Getting one look at Ian they were all very happy to oblige. Escpecially after they saw the size of his suitcase....not just his suitcase..his entire package actually. They all began to fight over who got to Ian first when the evil, dastardly SD who cast the spell on Katie came on the scene. He appeared to be holding a broken and soiled wand in one hand...what he had in the other made a shiver pass through the crowd..it was the biggest rubber dildo anybody has anyone had ever seen. So he comes over to intervine with Ian trying to cure katie (as the girlfriends have made him feel happy again) by involving a strange postition of VI IX ...........

[parksie]

So he picks up the suitcase and starts walking up to the rest of the gang. But as he approached them Cattle Culling Katie stepped forward and spat on the ground. "That's far enough Mister. Dag nabbit! What yoo got in that dang suitcase thimgybob?" she said scratching her crotch and hawking up some phlem. Ian realized that underneath that gruff exterior Katie was really quite happy to see him...she knew that he was the only one who could break her from the evil spell of the redneck texan and return her to her normal Californian self.

As Ian approached he knew that she knew that he knew how to cure her but being completly pissed thought he would have some fun and make her do several tasks first before granting her normallity again

The first task was too call all her girlfriends over and explain to them that Ian was in desperate need of some attention. Getting one look at Ian they were all very happy to oblige. Escpecially after they saw the size of his suitcase....not just his suitcase..his entire package actually. They all began to fight over who got to Ian first when the evil, dastardly SD who cast the spell on Katie came on the scene. He appeared to be holding a broken and soiled wand in one hand...what he had in the other made a shiver pass through the crowd..it was the biggest Ian had ever seen. It was Big Arnie! Refurbished, repaired, and recharged with go-faster stripes (just for SD's wife). Katie had to avert her eyes as SD grabbed hold of Ian and proceeded to.........

[Jamagei]

So he picks up the suitcase and starts walking up to the rest of the gang. But as he approached them Cattle Culling Katie stepped forward and spat on the ground. "That's far enough Mister. Dag nabbit! What yoo got in that dang suitcase thimgybob?" she said scratching her crotch and hawking up some phlem. Ian realized that underneath that gruff exterior Katie was really quite happy to see him...she knew that he was the only one who could break her from the evil spell of the redneck texan and return her to her normal Californian self.

As Ian approached he knew that she knew that he knew how to cure her but being completly pissed thought he would have some fun and make her do several tasks first before granting her normallity again

The first task was too call all her girlfriends over and explain to them that Ian was in desperate need of some attention. Getting one look at Ian they were all very happy to oblige. Escpecially after they saw the size of his suitcase....not just his suitcase..his entire package actually. They all began to fight over who got to Ian first when the evil, dastardly SD who cast the spell on Katie came on the scene. He appeared to be holding a broken and soiled wand in one hand...what he had in the other made a shiver pass through the crowd..it was the biggest Ian had ever seen. It was Big Arnie! Refurbished, repaired, and recharged with go-faster stripes (just for SD's wife). Katie had to avert her eyes as SD grabbed hold of Ian and proceeded to beat him around the head with it. Now, in his alcoholic haze this was either going to enrage him into some from of Sherry-psycosis or he would just collapse, finding the floor like the pro that he is....

[barrk]

So he picks up the suitcase and starts walking up to the rest of the gang. But as he approached them Cattle Culling Katie stepped forward and spat on the ground. "That's far enough Mister. Dag nabbit! What yoo got in that dang suitcase thimgybob?" she said scratching her crotch and hawking up some phlem. Ian realized that underneath that gruff exterior Katie was really quite happy to see him...she knew that he was the only one who could break her from the evil spell of the redneck texan and return her to her normal Californian self.

As Ian approached he knew that she knew that he knew how to cure her but being completly pissed thought he would have some fun and make her do several tasks first before granting her normallity again

The first task was too call all her girlfriends over and explain to them that Ian was in desperate need of some attention. Getting one look at Ian they were all very happy to oblige. Escpecially after they saw the size of his suitcase....not just his suitcase..his entire package actually. They all began to fight over who got to Ian first when the evil, dastardly SD who cast the spell on Katie came on the scene. He appeared to be holding a broken and soiled wand in one hand...what he had in the other made a shiver pass through the crowd..it was the biggest Ian had ever seen. It was Big Arnie! Refurbished, repaired, and recharged with go-faster stripes (just for SD's wife). Katie had to avert her eyes as SD grabbed hold of Ian and proceeded to cast his evil spell on him as well. Since the thought of a sherry drinking texas redneck was more than the woman could stand and since Ian had given them such pleasure...that mixed with their desire to have Big Arnie for their own...the woman all led SD to the edge of a cliff and gave him the heave ho! As SD was falling to the bottom of the chasm he was heard to say...

[zmerlinz]

So he picks up the suitcase and starts walking up to the rest of the gang. But as he approached them Cattle Culling Katie stepped forward and spat on the ground. "That's far enough Mister. Dag nabbit! What yoo got in that dang suitcase thimgybob?" she said scratching her crotch and hawking up some phlem. Ian realized that underneath that gruff exterior Katie was really quite happy to see him...she knew that he was the only one who could break her from the evil spell of the redneck texan and return her to her normal Californian self.

As Ian approached he knew that she knew that he knew how to cure her but being completly pissed thought he would have some fun and make her do several tasks first before granting her normallity again

The first task was too call all her girlfriends over and explain to them that Ian was in desperate need of some attention. Getting one look at Ian they were all very happy to oblige. Escpecially after they saw the size of his suitcase....not just his suitcase..his entire package actually. They all began to fight over who got to Ian first when the evil, dastardly SD who cast the spell on Katie came on the scene. He appeared to be holding a broken and soiled wand in one hand...what he had in the other made a shiver pass through the crowd..it was the biggest Ian had ever seen. It was Big Arnie! Refurbished, repaired, and recharged with go-faster stripes (just for SD's wife). Katie had to avert her eyes as SD grabbed hold of Ian and proceeded to cast his evil spell on him as well. Since the thought of a sherry drinking texas redneck was more than the woman could stand and since Ian had given them such pleasure...that mixed with their desire to have Big Arnie for their own...the woman all led SD to the edge of a cliff and gave him the heave ho! As SD was falling to the bottom of the chasm he was heard to say "boolox", when he got to the bottom he found Simon and Dean, they were dressed as a couple of......

[SurfDemon]

So he picks up the suitcase and starts walking up to the rest of the gang. But as he approached them Cattle Culling Katie stepped forward and spat on the ground. "That's far enough Mister. Dag nabbit! What yoo got in that dang suitcase thimgybob?" she said scratching her crotch and hawking up some phlem. Ian realized that underneath that gruff exterior Katie was really quite happy to see him...she knew that he was the only one who could break her from the evil spell of the redneck texan and return her to her normal Californian self.

As Ian approached he knew that she knew that he knew how to cure her but being completly pissed thought he would have some fun and make her do several tasks first before granting her normallity again

The first task was too call all her girlfriends over and explain to them that Ian was in desperate need of some attention. Getting one look at Ian they were all very happy to oblige. Escpecially after they saw the size of his suitcase....not just his suitcase..his entire package actually. They all began to fight over who got to Ian first when the evil, dastardly SD who cast the spell on Katie came on the scene. He appeared to be holding a broken and soiled wand in one hand...what he had in the other made a shiver pass through the crowd..it was the biggest Ian had ever seen. It was Big Arnie! Refurbished, repaired, and recharged with go-faster stripes (just for SD's wife). Katie had to avert her eyes as SD grabbed hold of Ian and proceeded to cast his evil spell on him as well. Since the thought of a sherry drinking texas redneck was more than the woman could stand and since Ian had given them such pleasure...that mixed with their desire to have Big Arnie for their own...the woman all led SD to the edge of a cliff and gave him the heave ho! As SD was falling to the bottom of the chasm he was heard to say "boolox", when he got to the bottom he found Simon and Dean, they were dressed as a couple of Crocodiles. With a thump the Heave Ho that the girls had a given to SD landed beside him. "This here's my Ho" shouted SD, somehow having fallen into a bad New York Ghetto Pimp accent. "Get your sweet as sugar ass over here!", he shouted at her. Simon turned to Dean and said....

[Jethro]

The first task was too call all her girlfriends over and explain to them that Ian was in desperate need of some attention. Getting one look at Ian they were all very happy to oblige. Escpecially after they saw the size of his suitcase....not just his suitcase..his entire package actually. They all began to fight over who got to Ian first when the evil, dastardly SD who cast the spell on Katie came on the scene. He appeared to be holding a broken and soiled wand in one hand...what he had in the other made a shiver pass through the crowd..it was the biggest Ian had ever seen. It was Big Arnie! Refurbished, repaired, and recharged with go-faster stripes (just for SD's wife). Katie had to avert her eyes as SD grabbed hold of Ian and proceeded to cast his evil spell on him as well. Since the thought of a sherry drinking texas redneck was more than the woman could stand and since Ian had given them such pleasure...that mixed with their desire to have Big Arnie for their own...the woman all led SD to the edge of a cliff and gave him the heave ho! As SD was falling to the bottom of the chasm he was heard to say "boolox", when he got to the bottom he found Simon and Dean, they were dressed as a couple of Crocodiles. With a thump the Heave Ho that the girls had a given to SD landed beside him. "This here's my Ho" shouted SD, somehow having fallen into a bad New York Ghetto Pimp accent. "Get your sweet as sugar ass over here!", he shouted at her. Simon turned to Dean and said....'Not that there's anything wrong with that. But this guy smells like he has been on the demon drink for the last three years."

Dean who had been scratching his...........

[SurfDemon]

The first task was too call all her girlfriends over and explain to them that Ian was in desperate need of some attention. Getting one look at Ian they were all very happy to oblige. Escpecially after they saw the size of his suitcase....not just his suitcase..his entire package actually. They all began to fight over who got to Ian first when the evil, dastardly SD who cast the spell on Katie came on the scene. He appeared to be holding a broken and soiled wand in one hand...what he had in the other made a shiver pass through the crowd..it was the biggest Ian had ever seen. It was Big Arnie! Refurbished, repaired, and recharged with go-faster stripes (just for SD's wife). Katie had to avert her eyes as SD grabbed hold of Ian and proceeded to cast his evil spell on him as well. Since the thought of a sherry drinking texas redneck was more than the woman could stand and since Ian had given them such pleasure...that mixed with their desire to have Big Arnie for their own...the woman all led SD to the edge of a cliff and gave him the heave ho! As SD was falling to the bottom of the chasm he was heard to say "boolox", when he got to the bottom he found Simon and Dean, they were dressed as a couple of Crocodiles. With a thump the Heave Ho that the girls had a given to SD landed beside him. "This here's my Ho" shouted SD, somehow having fallen into a bad New York Ghetto Pimp accent. "Get your sweet as sugar ass over here!", he shouted at her. Simon turned to Dean and said....'Not that there's anything wrong with that. But this guy smells like he has been on the demon drink for the last three years."

Dean, who had been scratching his pet dog 'Scraps', looked at Simon and said "I'll have a Crocodile sandwhich, and make it snappy!". Ignoring this pathetic attempt at humour Simon started to climb back up the cliff face. The Heave Ho folowed, leaving SD little choice but to......

[barrk]

Dean, who had been scratching his pet dog 'Scraps', looked at Simon and said "I'll have a Crocodile sandwhich, and make it snappy!". Ignoring this pathetic attempt at humour Simon started to climb back up the cliff face. The Heave Ho folowed, leaving SD little choice but to use his soiled wand to summon up some penguin stew and a glass of chardonnay. The only problem was he didn't have a.....

[Jethro]

Dean, who had been scratching his pet dog 'Scraps', looked at Simon and said "I'll have a Crocodile sandwhich, and make it snappy!". Ignoring this pathetic attempt at humour Simon started to climb back up the cliff face. The Heave Ho folowed, leaving SD little choice but to use his soiled wand to summon up some penguin stew and a glass of chardonnay. The only problem was he didn't have a cork screw for the chardonnay. Now where could he get one.

SD stood and thought, lighting rubbing his wand to give himself a feeling of calm. Suddenly a light bulb lit up over his head, (strange happenings in cyberspace), "I know," he thought, "...get the gang together and go visit Merlin who no doubt has hundreds of the things.". The only problem with visiting the dark and gloomy castle of Merlin, were his strange habits with candles, vaseline, and blowup hamsters. It was only the other day that Merlin had taken a hamster.............

[zmerlinz]

Dean, who had been scratching his pet dog 'Scraps', looked at Simon and said "I'll have a Crocodile sandwhich, and make it snappy!". Ignoring this pathetic attempt at humour Simon started to climb back up the cliff face. The Heave Ho folowed, leaving SD little choice but to use his soiled wand to summon up some penguin stew and a glass of chardonnay. The only problem was he didn't have a cork screw for the chardonnay. Now where could he get one.

SD stood and thought, lighting rubbing his wand to give himself a feeling of calm. Suddenly a light bulb lit up over his head, (strange happenings in cyberspace), "I know," he thought, "...get the gang together and go visit Merlin who no doubt has hundreds of the things.". The only problem with visiting the dark and gloomy castle of Merlin, were his strange habits with candles, vaseline, and blowup hamsters. It was only the other day that Merlin had taken a hamster to the laudrette to be cleaned after his weekend away with it, so as Merlin looked out of his castle he saw SD and heave HO coming up...

[zmerlinz]

Dean, who had been scratching his pet dog 'Scraps', looked at Simon and said "I'll have a Crocodile sandwhich, and make it snappy!". Ignoring this pathetic attempt at humour Simon started to climb back up the cliff face. The Heave Ho folowed, leaving SD little choice but to use his soiled wand to summon up some penguin stew and a glass of chardonnay. The only problem was he didn't have a cork screw for the chardonnay. Now where could he get one.

SD stood and thought, lighting rubbing his wand to give himself a feeling of calm. Suddenly a light bulb lit up over his head, (strange happenings in cyberspace), "I know," he thought, "...get the gang together and go visit Merlin who no doubt has hundreds of the things.". The only problem with visiting the dark and gloomy castle of Merlin, were his strange habits with candles, vaseline, and blowup hamsters. It was only the other day that Merlin had taken a hamster to the laudrette to be cleaned after his weekend away with it, so as Merlin looked out of his castle he saw SD and heave HO coming up...

[SurfDemon]

Dean, who had been scratching his pet dog 'Scraps', looked at Simon and said "I'll have a Crocodile sandwhich, and make it snappy!". Ignoring this pathetic attempt at humour Simon started to climb back up the cliff face. The Heave Ho folowed, leaving SD little choice but to use his soiled wand to summon up some penguin stew and a glass of chardonnay. The only problem was he didn't have a cork screw for the chardonnay. Now where could he get one.

SD stood and thought, lighting rubbing his wand to give himself a feeling of calm. Suddenly a light bulb lit up over his head, (strange happenings in cyberspace), "I know," he thought, "...get the gang together and go visit Merlin who no doubt has hundreds of the things.". The only problem with visiting the dark and gloomy castle of Merlin, were his strange habits with candles, vaseline, and blowup hamsters. It was only the other day that Merlin had taken a hamster to the laudrette to be cleaned after his weekend away with it, so as Merlin looked out of his castle he saw SD and heave HO coming up with the rest of the gang. Unfortunately the draw bridge was broken (in the up position) so our intrepid adventurers had to find some way of crossing the Chasm between them and the castle. "No problem", said SD. "I bought these rocket propelled back packs off Wyle E. Coyote, he swears they'll work". SD opens a bunch of boxes with ACME stamped on the side. The gang all put them on and fire them all up at the same time...

[Mega Muffin]

Dean, who had been scratching his pet dog 'Scraps', looked at Simon and said "I'll have a Crocodile sandwhich, and make it snappy!". Ignoring this pathetic attempt at humour Simon started to climb back up the cliff face. The Heave Ho folowed, leaving SD little choice but to use his soiled wand to summon up some penguin stew and a glass of chardonnay. The only problem was he didn't have a cork screw for the chardonnay. Now where could he get one.

SD stood and thought, lighting rubbing his wand to give himself a feeling of calm. Suddenly a light bulb lit up over his head, (strange happenings in cyberspace), "I know," he thought, "...get the gang together and go visit Merlin who no doubt has hundreds of the things.". The only problem with visiting the dark and gloomy castle of Merlin, were his strange habits with candles, vaseline, and blowup hamsters. It was only the other day that Merlin had taken a hamster to the laudrette to be cleaned after his weekend away with it, so as Merlin looked out of his castle he saw SD and heave HO coming up with the rest of the gang. Unfortunately the draw bridge was broken (in the up position) so our intrepid adventurers had to find some way of crossing the Chasm between them and the castle. "No problem", said SD. "I bought these rocket propelled back packs off Wyle E. Coyote, he swears they'll work". SD opens a bunch of boxes with ACME stamped on the side. The gang all put them on and fire them all up at the same time as chrisjk gets banned.

[SurfDemon]

Dean, who had been scratching his pet dog 'Scraps', looked at Simon and said "I'll have a Crocodile sandwhich, and make it snappy!". Ignoring this pathetic attempt at humour Simon started to climb back up the cliff face. The Heave Ho folowed, leaving SD little choice but to use his soiled wand to summon up some penguin stew and a glass of chardonnay. The only problem was he didn't have a cork screw for the chardonnay. Now where could he get one.

SD stood and thought, lighting rubbing his wand to give himself a feeling of calm. Suddenly a light bulb lit up over his head, (strange happenings in cyberspace), "I know," he thought, "...get the gang together and go visit Merlin who no doubt has hundreds of the things.". The only problem with visiting the dark and gloomy castle of Merlin, were his strange habits with candles, vaseline, and blowup hamsters. It was only the other day that Merlin had taken a hamster to the laudrette to be cleaned after his weekend away with it, so as Merlin looked out of his castle he saw SD and heave HO coming up with the rest of the gang. Unfortunately the draw bridge was broken (in the up position) so our intrepid adventurers had to find some way of crossing the Chasm between them and the castle. "No problem", said SD. "I bought these rocket propelled back packs off Wyle E. Coyote, he swears they'll work". SD opens a bunch of boxes with ACME stamped on the side. The gang all put them on and fire them all up at the same time as chrisjk gets banned. Luckily his alter-ego Mega-Muffin man (always guaranteed to put a smile on any ladies face) appears. He too is sporting an ACME rocket pack. They blast off and....

[ghost ryder]

Dean, who had been scratching his pet dog 'Scraps', looked at Simon and said "I'll have a Crocodile sandwhich, and make it snappy!". Ignoring this pathetic attempt at humour Simon started to climb back up the cliff face. The Heave Ho folowed, leaving SD little choice but to use his soiled wand to summon up some penguin stew and a glass of chardonnay. The only problem was he didn't have a cork screw for the chardonnay. Now where could he get one.

SD stood and thought, lighting rubbing his wand to give himself a feeling of calm. Suddenly a light bulb lit up over his head, (strange happenings in cyberspace), "I know," he thought, "...get the gang together and go visit Merlin who no doubt has hundreds of the things.". The only problem with visiting the dark and gloomy castle of Merlin, were his strange habits with candles, vaseline, and blowup hamsters. It was only the other day that Merlin had taken a hamster to the laudrette to be cleaned after his weekend away with it, so as Merlin looked out of his castle he saw SD and heave HO coming up with the rest of the gang. Unfortunately the draw bridge was broken (in the up position) so our intrepid adventurers had to find some way of crossing the Chasm between them and the castle. "No problem", said SD. "I bought these rocket propelled back packs off Wyle E. Coyote, he swears they'll work". SD opens a bunch of boxes with ACME stamped on the side. The gang all put them on and fire them all up at the same time as chrisjk gets banned. Luckily his alter-ego Mega-Muffin man (always guaranteed to put a smile on any ladies face) appears. He too is sporting an ACME rocket pack. They blast off and....
fly towards the castle, but in predictable fashion, the ACME rocket packs begin to splutter and our heroes begin to fall, thankfully, merlin is in a good mood, and he uses his magic powers to lower them to the ground, he says that if they are to enter his castle, they must defeat, john the admin dragon!! just then ghostryder rides out of the distance on his moterbike, he is armed to the teeth with.......

[zmerlinz]

Dean, who had been scratching his pet dog 'Scraps', looked at Simon and said "I'll have a Crocodile sandwhich, and make it snappy!". Ignoring this pathetic attempt at humour Simon started to climb back up the cliff face. The Heave Ho folowed, leaving SD little choice but to use his soiled wand to summon up some penguin stew and a glass of chardonnay. The only problem was he didn't have a cork screw for the chardonnay. Now where could he get one.

SD stood and thought, lighting rubbing his wand to give himself a feeling of calm. Suddenly a light bulb lit up over his head, (strange happenings in cyberspace), "I know," he thought, "...get the gang together and go visit Merlin who no doubt has hundreds of the things.". The only problem with visiting the dark and gloomy castle of Merlin, were his strange habits with candles, vaseline, and blowup hamsters. It was only the other day that Merlin had taken a hamster to the laudrette to be cleaned after his weekend away with it, so as Merlin looked out of his castle he saw SD and heave HO coming up with the rest of the gang. Unfortunately the draw bridge was broken (in the up position) so our intrepid adventurers had to find some way of crossing the Chasm between them and the castle. "No problem", said SD. "I bought these rocket propelled back packs off Wyle E. Coyote, he swears they'll work". SD opens a bunch of boxes with ACME stamped on the side. The gang all put them on and fire them all up at the same time as chrisjk gets banned. Luckily his alter-ego Mega-Muffin man (always guaranteed to put a smile on any ladies face) appears. He too is sporting an ACME rocket pack. They blast off and....
fly towards the castle, but in predictable fashion, the ACME rocket packs begin to splutter and our heroes begin to fall, thankfully, merlin is in a good mood, and he uses his magic powers to lower them to the ground, he says that if they are to enter his castle, they must defeat, john the admin dragon!! just then ghostryder rides out of the distance on his moterbike, he is armed to the teeth with fudge, no one is quite sure why, but they are all aware that he is a great fan of fudge, so as his hog roars up he asks what the guys are up, they tell him about getting into Merlin's castle and having to slay John the dragon and he offers them a hand, first of all they need a weapon to defeat him and then they need to find him, so first for the weapon and they all empty out their pockets and on the floor they have a collection of ......

[ghost ryder]

SD stood and thought, lighting rubbing his wand to give himself a feeling of calm. Suddenly a light bulb lit up over his head, (strange happenings in cyberspace), "I know," he thought, "...get the gang together and go visit Merlin who no doubt has hundreds of the things.". The only problem with visiting the dark and gloomy castle of Merlin, were his strange habits with candles, vaseline, and blowup hamsters. It was only the other day that Merlin had taken a hamster to the laudrette to be cleaned after his weekend away with it, so as Merlin looked out of his castle he saw SD and heave HO coming up with the rest of the gang. Unfortunately the draw bridge was broken (in the up position) so our intrepid adventurers had to find some way of crossing the Chasm between them and the castle. "No problem", said SD. "I bought these rocket propelled back packs off Wyle E. Coyote, he swears they'll work". SD opens a bunch of boxes with ACME stamped on the side. The gang all put them on and fire them all up at the same time as chrisjk gets banned. Luckily his alter-ego Mega-Muffin man (always guaranteed to put a smile on any ladies face) appears. He too is sporting an ACME rocket pack. They blast off and....
fly towards the castle, but in predictable fashion, the ACME rocket packs begin to splutter and our heroes begin to fall, thankfully, merlin is in a good mood, and he uses his magic powers to lower them to the ground, he says that if they are to enter his castle, they must defeat, john the admin dragon!! just then ghostryder rides out of the distance on his moterbike, he is armed to the teeth with fudge, no one is quite sure why, but they are all aware that he is a great fan of fudge, so as his hog roars up he asks what the guys are up, they tell him about getting into Merlin's castle and having to slay John the dragon and he offers them a hand, first of all they need a weapon to defeat him and then they need to find him, so first for the weapon and they all empty out their pockets and on the floor they have a collection of items
ghostryder has a fudge powered mini-cannon and a bar of fudge
SD has a tube sock and a copy of "playdemon"
dean has a 386 with a handle (a bat-like weapon)
mega-muffin has one huge muff(in) to keep his ears warm (among other things) :rolleyes:
simon has a bottle of jack daniels and a dodgy baseball cap
heave HO has a blow-up doll named helga (equipped with laser nipples)
so, after assessing their weapons, they decide to ATTACK!!

[zmerlinz]

SD stood and thought, lighting rubbing his wand to give himself a feeling of calm. Suddenly a light bulb lit up over his head, (strange happenings in cyberspace), "I know," he thought, "...get the gang together and go visit Merlin who no doubt has hundreds of the things.". The only problem with visiting the dark and gloomy castle of Merlin, were his strange habits with candles, vaseline, and blowup hamsters. It was only the other day that Merlin had taken a hamster to the laudrette to be cleaned after his weekend away with it, so as Merlin looked out of his castle he saw SD and heave HO coming up with the rest of the gang. Unfortunately the draw bridge was broken (in the up position) so our intrepid adventurers had to find some way of crossing the Chasm between them and the castle. "No problem", said SD. "I bought these rocket propelled back packs off Wyle E. Coyote, he swears they'll work". SD opens a bunch of boxes with ACME stamped on the side. The gang all put them on and fire them all up at the same time as chrisjk gets banned. Luckily his alter-ego Mega-Muffin man (always guaranteed to put a smile on any ladies face) appears. He too is sporting an ACME rocket pack. They blast off and....
fly towards the castle, but in predictable fashion, the ACME rocket packs begin to splutter and our heroes begin to fall, thankfully, merlin is in a good mood, and he uses his magic powers to lower them to the ground, he says that if they are to enter his castle, they must defeat, john the admin dragon!! just then ghostryder rides out of the distance on his moterbike, he is armed to the teeth with fudge, no one is quite sure why, but they are all aware that he is a great fan of fudge, so as his hog roars up he asks what the guys are up, they tell him about getting into Merlin's castle and having to slay John the dragon and he offers them a hand, first of all they need a weapon to defeat him and then they need to find him, so first for the weapon and they all empty out their pockets and on the floor they have a collection of items
ghostryder has a fudge powered mini-cannon and a bar of fudge
SD has a tube sock and a copy of "playdemon"
dean has a 386 with a handle (a bat-like weapon)
mega-muffin has one huge muff(in) to keep his ears warm (among other things)
simon has a bottle of jack daniels and a dodgy baseball cap
heave HO has a blow-up doll named helga (equipped with laser nipples)
so, after assessing their weapons, they decide to ATTACK!!

As they walk up the road looking for this dragon, they can hear his roar in the distance "RRRROOOOAARRR you're banned"{editors note, John i am only kidding with you :)}, they all stop in their tracks as they see this monster standing in front of them in all of his glory, the gang can smell something they think that it is.....

[ghost ryder]

SD stood and thought, lighting rubbing his wand to give himself a feeling of calm. Suddenly a light bulb lit up over his head, (strange happenings in cyberspace), "I know," he thought, "...get the gang together and go visit Merlin who no doubt has hundreds of the things.". The only problem with visiting the dark and gloomy castle of Merlin, were his strange habits with candles, vaseline, and blowup hamsters. It was only the other day that Merlin had taken a hamster to the laudrette to be cleaned after his weekend away with it, so as Merlin looked out of his castle he saw SD and heave HO coming up with the rest of the gang. Unfortunately the draw bridge was broken (in the up position) so our intrepid adventurers had to find some way of crossing the Chasm between them and the castle. "No problem", said SD. "I bought these rocket propelled back packs off Wyle E. Coyote, he swears they'll work". SD opens a bunch of boxes with ACME stamped on the side. The gang all put them on and fire them all up at the same time as chrisjk gets banned. Luckily his alter-ego Mega-Muffin man (always guaranteed to put a smile on any ladies face) appears. He too is sporting an ACME rocket pack. They blast off and....
fly towards the castle, but in predictable fashion, the ACME rocket packs begin to splutter and our heroes begin to fall, thankfully, merlin is in a good mood, and he uses his magic powers to lower them to the ground, he says that if they are to enter his castle, they must defeat, john the admin dragon!! just then ghostryder rides out of the distance on his moterbike, he is armed to the teeth with fudge, no one is quite sure why, but they are all aware that he is a great fan of fudge, so as his hog roars up he asks what the guys are up, they tell him about getting into Merlin's castle and having to slay John the dragon and he offers them a hand, first of all they need a weapon to defeat him and then they need to find him, so first for the weapon and they all empty out their pockets and on the floor they have a collection of items
ghostryder has a fudge powered mini-cannon and a bar of fudge
SD has a tube sock and a copy of "playdemon"
dean has a 386 with a handle (a bat-like weapon)
mega-muffin has one huge muff(in) to keep his ears warm (among other things)
simon has a bottle of jack daniels and a dodgy baseball cap
heave HO has a blow-up doll named helga (equipped with laser nipples)
so, after assessing their weapons, they decide to ATTACK!!
As they walk up the road looking for this dragon, they can hear his roar in the distance "RRRROOOOAARRR you're banned"{editors note, John i am only kidding with you }, they all stop in their tracks as they see this monster standing in front of them in all of his glory, the gang can smell something they think that it is.....
fish!! SD looks up from his playdemon and sniffs around. "my extra strong demon sense of smell tells me that that is wet kipper" the gang all wonder where it could be coming from, they all look at the dragon. just then, ghostryder makes a startling discovery about why john the admin dragon smells of wet kipper, "the reason is........

[SurfDemon]

SD stood and thought, lighting rubbing his wand to give himself a feeling of calm. Suddenly a light bulb lit up over his head, (strange happenings in cyberspace), "I know," he thought, "...get the gang together and go visit Merlin who no doubt has hundreds of the things.". The only problem with visiting the dark and gloomy castle of Merlin, were his strange habits with candles, vaseline, and blowup hamsters. It was only the other day that Merlin had taken a hamster to the laudrette to be cleaned after his weekend away with it, so as Merlin looked out of his castle he saw SD and heave HO coming up with the rest of the gang. Unfortunately the draw bridge was broken (in the up position) so our intrepid adventurers had to find some way of crossing the Chasm between them and the castle. "No problem", said SD. "I bought these rocket propelled back packs off Wyle E. Coyote, he swears they'll work". SD opens a bunch of boxes with ACME stamped on the side. The gang all put them on and fire them all up at the same time as chrisjk gets banned. Luckily his alter-ego Mega-Muffin man (always guaranteed to put a smile on any ladies face) appears. He too is sporting an ACME rocket pack. They blast off and....
fly towards the castle, but in predictable fashion, the ACME rocket packs begin to splutter and our heroes begin to fall, thankfully, merlin is in a good mood, and he uses his magic powers to lower them to the ground, he says that if they are to enter his castle, they must defeat, john the admin dragon!! just then ghostryder rides out of the distance on his moterbike, he is armed to the teeth with fudge, no one is quite sure why, but they are all aware that he is a great fan of fudge, so as his hog roars up he asks what the guys are up, they tell him about getting into Merlin's castle and having to slay John the dragon and he offers them a hand, first of all they need a weapon to defeat him and then they need to find him, so first for the weapon and they all empty out their pockets and on the floor they have a collection of items
ghostryder has a fudge powered mini-cannon and a bar of fudge
SD has a tube sock and a copy of "playdemon"
dean has a 386 with a handle (a bat-like weapon)
mega-muffin has one huge muff(in) to keep his ears warm (among other things)
simon has a bottle of jack daniels and a dodgy baseball cap
heave HO has a blow-up doll named helga (equipped with laser nipples)
so, after assessing their weapons, they decide to ATTACK!!
As they walk up the road looking for this dragon, they can hear his roar in the distance "RRRROOOOAARRR you're banned"{editors note, John i am only kidding with you }, they all stop in their tracks as they see this monster standing in front of them in all of his glory, the gang can smell something they think that it is.....
fish!! SD looks up from his playdemon and sniffs around. "my extra strong demon sense of smell tells me that that is wet kipper" the gang all wonder where it could be coming from, they all look at the dragon. just then, ghostryder makes a startling discovery about why john the admin dragon smells of wet kipper, "the reason is that he is wearing a huge 70's kipper tie", explained GhostRyder.

Seezing the opportunity Katie (who had changed during the journey into spandex trousers, and a sequin covered jacket) quickly whipped out her record player and started playing "Saturday night fever". The dragon started getting down and boogying. The team ran around the dragon while it was strutting it's funky stuff and ran into the castle. This hurt, so they opened the door and went inside the castle. Just as they got there they heard a long low ghostly moan. A ghost appeared in front of them. "Don't worry, I know just how to handle this situation. They don't call me Ghost Ryder for nothing." Ghost Ryder stepped forward dropping his pants and shouting "....

[barrk]

Seezing the opportunity Katie (who had changed during the journey into spandex trousers, and a sequin covered jacket) quickly whipped her record player and started playing "Saturday night fever". The dragon started getting down and boogying. The team ran around the dragon while it was strutting it's funky stuff and ran into the castle. This hurt, so they opened the door and went inside the castle. Just as they got there they heard a long low ghostly moan. A ghost appeared in front of them. "Don't worry, I know just how to handle this situation. They don't call me Ghost Ryder for nothing." Ghost Ryder stepped forward dropping his pants and shouting "Do a little dance...make a little love....get down tonight!" The dragon was so frightened by this display that he......

[SurfDemon]

Seezing the opportunity Katie (who had changed during the journey into spandex trousers, and a sequin covered jacket) quickly whipped her record player and started playing "Saturday night fever". The dragon started getting down and boogying. The team ran around the dragon while it was strutting it's funky stuff and ran into the castle. This hurt, so they opened the door and went inside the castle. Just as they got there they heard a long low ghostly moan. A ghost appeared in front of them. "Don't worry, I know just how to handle this situation. They don't call me Ghost Ryder for nothing." Ghost Ryder stepped forward dropping his pants and shouting "Do a little dance...make a little love....get down tonight!" The dragon was so frightened by this display that he ran away. SD tapped Katie and said, "Very good, but we'd already got passed the dragon. Now how are we going toi get past the ghost? :D".

[barrk]

Seezing the opportunity Katie (who had changed during the journey into spandex trousers, and a sequin covered jacket) quickly whipped her record player and started playing "Saturday night fever". The dragon started getting down and boogying. The team ran around the dragon while it was strutting it's funky stuff and ran into the castle. This hurt, so they opened the door and went inside the castle. Just as they got there they heard a long low ghostly moan. A ghost appeared in front of them. "Don't worry, I know just how to handle this situation. They don't call me Ghost Ryder for nothing." Ghost Ryder stepped forward dropping his pants and shouting "Do a little dance...make a little love....get down tonight!" The dragon was so frightened by this display that he ran away. SD tapped Katie and said, "Very good, but we'd already got passed the dragon. Now how are we going toi get past the ghost? ". Just as SD said this the ghost noticed that the dragon had fled and was no longer there to back him up. Being a coward as most ghosts are he realized he was standing there all alone with his little ghost part dangling. The crowd began to laugh at the ghost. The ghost pulled up his pants and began to.........

[SurfDemon]

Seezing the opportunity Katie (who had changed during the journey into spandex trousers, and a sequin covered jacket) quickly whipped her record player and started playing "Saturday night fever". The dragon started getting down and boogying. The team ran around the dragon while it was strutting it's funky stuff and ran into the castle. This hurt, so they opened the door and went inside the castle. Just as they got there they heard a long low ghostly moan. A ghost appeared in front of them. "Don't worry, I know just how to handle this situation. They don't call me Ghost Ryder for nothing." Ghost Ryder stepped forward dropping his pants and shouting "Do a little dance...make a little love....get down tonight!" The dragon was so frightened by this display that he ran away. SD tapped Katie and said, "Very good, but we'd already got passed the dragon. Now how are we going toi get past the ghost? ". Just as SD said this the ghost noticed that the dragon had fled and was no longer there to back him up. Being a coward as most ghosts are he realized he was standing there all alone with his little ghost part dangling. The crowd began to laugh at the ghost. The ghost pulled up his pants and began to boogey (it turns out he was the boogey man). SD clapped Katie on the back and congratulated her on her excellent plot recovery. The others looked on bemused, except for Ghost Ryder who was in the corner chatting up the ghost. "Can I buy you a drink?" "I don't think they can serve spirits after midnight in this country?", replied the ghost.

Shortly, Merlin appeared clutching...

[barrk]

Seezing the opportunity Katie (who had changed during the journey into spandex trousers, and a sequin covered jacket) quickly whipped her record player and started playing "Saturday night fever". The dragon started getting down and boogying. The team ran around the dragon while it was strutting it's funky stuff and ran into the castle. This hurt, so they opened the door and went inside the castle. Just as they got there they heard a long low ghostly moan. A ghost appeared in front of them. "Don't worry, I know just how to handle this situation. They don't call me Ghost Ryder for nothing." Ghost Ryder stepped forward dropping his pants and shouting "Do a little dance...make a little love....get down tonight!" The dragon was so frightened by this display that he ran away. SD tapped Katie and said, "Very good, but we'd already got passed the dragon. Now how are we going toi get past the ghost? ". Just as SD said this the ghost noticed that the dragon had fled and was no longer there to back him up. Being a coward as most ghosts are he realized he was standing there all alone with his little ghost part dangling. The crowd began to laugh at the ghost. The ghost pulled up his pants and began to boogey (it turns out he was the boogey man). SD clapped Katie on the back and congratulated her on her excellent plot recovery. The others looked on bemused, except for Ghost Ryder who was in the corner chatting up the ghost. "Can I buy you a drink?" "I don't think they can serve spirits after midnight in this country?", replied the ghost.

Shortly, Merlin appeared clutching Harry's collection of boy band MP3s. He was going to use them as.......

[barrk]

Seezing the opportunity Katie (who had changed during the journey into spandex trousers, and a sequin covered jacket) quickly whipped her record player and started playing "Saturday night fever". The dragon started getting down and boogying. The team ran around the dragon while it was strutting it's funky stuff and ran into the castle. This hurt, so they opened the door and went inside the castle. Just as they got there they heard a long low ghostly moan. A ghost appeared in front of them. "Don't worry, I know just how to handle this situation. They don't call me Ghost Ryder for nothing." Ghost Ryder stepped forward dropping his pants and shouting "Do a little dance...make a little love....get down tonight!" The dragon was so frightened by this display that he ran away. SD tapped Katie and said, "Very good, but we'd already got passed the dragon. Now how are we going toi get past the ghost? ". Just as SD said this the ghost noticed that the dragon had fled and was no longer there to back him up. Being a coward as most ghosts are he realized he was standing there all alone with his little ghost part dangling. The crowd began to laugh at the ghost. The ghost pulled up his pants and began to boogey (it turns out he was the boogey man). SD clapped Katie on the back and congratulated her on her excellent plot recovery. The others looked on bemused, except for Ghost Ryder who was in the corner chatting up the ghost. "Can I buy you a drink?" "I don't think they can serve spirits after midnight in this country?", replied the ghost.

Shortly, Merlin appeared clutching Harry's collection of boy band MP3s. He was going to use them as protection against the ghost of disco past that Ghost Ryder was attempted to woo when all of a sudden...

[ghost ryder]

Seezing the opportunity Katie (who had changed during the journey into spandex trousers, and a sequin covered jacket) quickly whipped her record player and started playing "Saturday night fever". The dragon started getting down and boogying. The team ran around the dragon while it was strutting it's funky stuff and ran into the castle. This hurt, so they opened the door and went inside the castle. Just as they got there they heard a long low ghostly moan. A ghost appeared in front of them. "Don't worry, I know just how to handle this situation. They don't call me Ghost Ryder for nothing." Ghost Ryder stepped forward dropping his pants and shouting "Do a little dance...make a little love....get down tonight!" The dragon was so frightened by this display that he ran away. SD tapped Katie and said, "Very good, but we'd already got passed the dragon. Now how are we going toi get past the ghost? ". Just as SD said this the ghost noticed that the dragon had fled and was no longer there to back him up. Being a coward as most ghosts are he realized he was standing there all alone with his little ghost part dangling. The crowd began to laugh at the ghost. The ghost pulled up his pants and began to boogey (it turns out he was the boogey man). SD clapped Katie on the back and congratulated her on her excellent plot recovery. The others looked on bemused, except for Ghost Ryder who was in the corner chatting up the ghost. "Can I buy you a drink?" "I don't think they can serve spirits after midnight in this country?", replied the ghost.

Shortly, Merlin appeared clutching Harry's collection of boy band MP3s. He was going to use them as protection against the ghost of disco past that Ghost Ryder was attempted to woo when all of a sudden...
ghostryder grabbed the mp3 player that merlin woz holdin, then began playing "ante up" by m.o.p -- then SD, katie and the ghost of disco past (who looks like charisma carpenter) began doing some rather funky dancing.

[Jethro]

Registered: Sep 00
Location: First star to the left and straight on 'til morning!
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Seezing the opportunity Katie (who had changed during the journey into spandex trousers, and a sequin covered jacket) quickly whipped her record player and started playing "Saturday night fever". The dragon started getting down and boogying. The team ran around the dragon while it was strutting it's funky stuff and ran into the castle. This hurt, so they opened the door and went inside the castle. Just as they got there they heard a long low ghostly moan. A ghost appeared in front of them. "Don't worry, I know just how to handle this situation. They don't call me Ghost Ryder for nothing." Ghost Ryder stepped forward dropping his pants and shouting "Do a little dance...make a little love....get down tonight!" The dragon was so frightened by this display that he ran away. SD tapped Katie and said, "Very good, but we'd already got passed the dragon. Now how are we going toi get past the ghost? ". Just as SD said this the ghost noticed that the dragon had fled and was no longer there to back him up. Being a coward as most ghosts are he realized he was standing there all alone with his little ghost part dangling. The crowd began to laugh at the ghost. The ghost pulled up his pants and began to boogey (it turns out he was the boogey man). SD clapped Katie on the back and congratulated her on her excellent plot recovery. The others looked on bemused, except for Ghost Ryder who was in the corner chatting up the ghost. "Can I buy you a drink?" "I don't think they can serve spirits after midnight in this country?", replied the ghost.

Shortly, Merlin appeared clutching Harry's collection of boy band MP3s. He was going to use them as protection against the ghost of disco past that Ghost Ryder was attempted to woo when all of a sudden Ozzy Osbourne leaped out of a darkened doorway, grabbed the MP3s and smashing them on the floor. With a satisfied nod of his head the Oz disappeared back through the doorway.

SD turned to Katie, "That's not something you see every day"

"Only in the weird world of cyber space", Katie agreed.

Ghost Ryder meanwhile had pulled out his pennis enlarger and was..........................

[barrk]

Shortly, Merlin appeared clutching Harry's collection of boy band MP3s. He was going to use them as protection against the ghost of disco past that Ghost Ryder was attempted to woo when all of a sudden Ozzy Osbourne leaped out of a darkened doorway, grabbed the MP3s and smashing them on the floor. With a satisfied nod of his head the Oz disappeared back through the doorway.

SD turned to Katie, "That's not something you see every day"

"Only in the weird world of cyber space", Katie agreed.

Ghost Ryder meanwhile had pulled out his pennis enlarger and was brandishing it like a sword at the spot where the great Ozzie had appeared. Just then Jism Jethro rolled off of cyberwarpy and arrived on the scene. "Ah ha!" said Jism "...there's my enlarger! My wife has been looking for that ever since the last time I......"

[Jethro]

Seezing the opportunity Katie (who had changed during the journey into spandex trousers, and a sequin covered jacket) quickly whipped her record player and started playing "Saturday night fever". The dragon started getting down and boogying. The team ran around the dragon while it was strutting it's funky stuff and ran into the castle. This hurt, so they opened the door and went inside the castle. Just as they got there they heard a long low ghostly moan. A ghost appeared in front of them. "Don't worry, I know just how to handle this situation. They don't call me Ghost Ryder for nothing." Ghost Ryder stepped forward dropping his pants and shouting "Do a little dance...make a little love....get down tonight!" The dragon was so frightened by this display that he ran away. SD tapped Katie and said, "Very good, but we'd already got passed the dragon. Now how are we going toi get past the ghost? ". Just as SD said this the ghost noticed that the dragon had fled and was no longer there to back him up. Being a coward as most ghosts are he realized he was standing there all alone with his little ghost part dangling. The crowd began to laugh at the ghost. The ghost pulled up his pants and began to boogey (it turns out he was the boogey man). SD clapped Katie on the back and congratulated her on her excellent plot recovery. The others looked on bemused, except for Ghost Ryder who was in the corner chatting up the ghost. "Can I buy you a drink?" "I don't think they can serve spirits after midnight in this country?", replied the ghost.

Shortly, Merlin appeared clutching Harry's collection of boy band MP3s. He was going to use them as protection against the ghost of disco past that Ghost Ryder was attempted to woo when all of a sudden...
ghostryder grabbed the mp3 player that merlin woz holdin, then began playing "ante up" by m.o.p -- then SD, katie and the ghost of disco past (who looks like charisma carpenter) began doing some rather funky dancing. The sort of dancing which has been banned in Christian countries. The sort of dancing that involves rubber bands and super glue. The sort of dancing that will get this thread R-Rated.

[b]Meanwhile, Ghost Rdyer who was getting rather close to the ghost, pulled out his pennis enlarger.....

[barrk]

Shortly, Merlin appeared clutching Harry's collection of boy band MP3s. He was going to use them as protection against the ghost of disco past that Ghost Ryder was attempted to woo when all of a sudden...
ghostryder grabbed the mp3 player that merlin woz holdin, then began playing "ante up" by m.o.p -- then SD, katie and the ghost of disco past (who looks like charisma carpenter) began doing some rather funky dancing. The sort of dancing which has been banned in Christian countries. The sort of dancing that involves rubber bands and super glue. The sort of dancing that will get this thread R-Rated.

Just then Ozzy Osbourne leaped out of a darkened doorway, grabbed the MP3s and smashing them on the floor. With a satisfied nod of his head the Oz disappeared back through the doorway.

SD turned to Katie, "That's not something you see every day"

"Only in the weird world of cyber space", Katie agreed.

Ghost Ryder meanwhile had pulled out his pennis enlarger and was brandishing it like a sword at the spot where the great Ozzie had appeared. Just then Jism Jethro rolled off of cyberwarpy and arrived on the scene. "Ah ha!" said Jism "...there's my enlarger! My wife has been looking for that ever since the last time I......"

[ghost ryder]

Seezing the opportunity Katie (who had changed during the journey into spandex trousers, and a sequin covered jacket) quickly whipped her record player and started playing "Saturday night fever". The dragon started getting down and boogying. The team ran around the dragon while it was strutting it's funky stuff and ran into the castle. This hurt, so they opened the door and went inside the castle. Just as they got there they heard a long low ghostly moan. A ghost appeared in front of them. "Don't worry, I know just how to handle this situation. They don't call me Ghost Ryder for nothing." Ghost Ryder stepped forward dropping his pants and shouting "Do a little dance...make a little love....get down tonight!" The dragon was so frightened by this display that he ran away. SD tapped Katie and said, "Very good, but we'd already got passed the dragon. Now how are we going toi get past the ghost? ". Just as SD said this the ghost noticed that the dragon had fled and was no longer there to back him up. Being a coward as most ghosts are he realized he was standing there all alone with his little ghost part dangling. The crowd began to laugh at the ghost. The ghost pulled up his pants and began to boogey (it turns out he was the boogey man). SD clapped Katie on the back and congratulated her on her excellent plot recovery. The others looked on bemused, except for Ghost Ryder who was in the corner chatting up the ghost. "Can I buy you a drink?" "I don't think they can serve spirits after midnight in this country?", replied the ghost.

Shortly, Merlin appeared clutching Harry's collection of boy band MP3s. He was going to use them as protection against the ghost of disco past that Ghost Ryder was attempted to woo when all of a sudden...
ghostryder grabbed the mp3 player that merlin woz holdin, then began playing "ante up" by m.o.p -- then SD, katie and the ghost of disco past (who looks like charisma carpenter) began doing some rather funky dancing. The sort of dancing which has been banned in Christian countries. The sort of dancing that involves rubber bands and super glue. The sort of dancing that will get this thread R-Rated.

[b]Meanwhile, Ghost Rdyer who was getting rather close to the ghost, pulled out his pennis enlarger..... and smashed SD over the head so he could watch the lewd dancing, without SD getting in the way, while ghost sits there with a huge grin on his face, then SD and jethro both join him in ogling the dance, just then ozzie appears from behind them with a bat, he is about to attack them, when katie jumps on him and executes a perfect huracanrana, sending ozzie crashing to the floor, he is passed out
to thank katie ghost decides to............

[Jethro]

Shortly, Merlin appeared clutching Harry's collection of boy band MP3s. He was going to use them as protection against the ghost of disco past that Ghost Ryder was attempted to woo when all of a sudden...
ghostryder grabbed the mp3 player that merlin woz holdin, then began playing "ante up" by m.o.p -- then SD, katie and the ghost of disco past (who looks like charisma carpenter) began doing some rather funky dancing. The sort of dancing which has been banned in Christian countries. The sort of dancing that involves rubber bands and super glue. The sort of dancing that will get this thread R-Rated.

Just then Ozzy Osbourne leaped out of a darkened doorway, grabbed the MP3s and smashing them on the floor. With a satisfied nod of his head the Oz disappeared back through the doorway.

SD turned to Katie, "That's not something you see every day"

"Only in the weird world of cyber space", Katie agreed.

Ghost Ryder meanwhile had pulled out his pennis enlarger and was brandishing it like a sword at the spot where the great Ozzie had appeared. Just then Jism Jethro rolled off of cyberwarpy and arrived on the scene. "Ah ha!" said Jism "...there's my enlarger! My wife has been looking for that ever since the last time I produced that great Spag Bol with it:rolleyes:. Ok what the hell is this all about, and why do your undies have no crutches katie". Katie smiled at SD and said. "Well when we play...."

[barrk]

Ghost Ryder meanwhile had pulled out his pennis enlarger and was brandishing it like a sword at the spot where the great Ozzie had appeared. Just then Jism Jethro rolled off of cyberwarpy and arrived on the scene. "Ah ha!" said Jism "...there's my enlarger! My wife has been looking for that ever since the last time I produced that great Spag Bol with it. Ok what the hell is this all about, and why do your undies have no crutches katie". Katie smiled at SD and said. "Well when we play twister it's more convenient" says Katie with a far away look in her eyes. She was obviously remembering the time when....

[ghost ryder]

Ghost Ryder meanwhile had pulled out his pennis enlarger and was brandishing it like a sword at the spot where the great Ozzie had appeared. Just then Jism Jethro rolled off of cyberwarpy and arrived on the scene. "Ah ha!" said Jism "...there's my enlarger! My wife has been looking for that ever since the last time I produced that great Spag Bol with it. Ok what the hell is this all about, and why do your undies have no crutches katie". Katie smiled at SD and said. "Well when we play twister it's more convenient" says Katie with a far away look in her eyes. She was obviously remembering the time when....
herself, ghostryder, SD, dean and jethro all played twister in granny babuska's back garden, while she made them freshly squeezed lemon juice
she is snapped back into reality when stephen hawking appears in his huge robotic mech, he screams!!
"MMMWWWUUUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH"
as he fires a missile at the gang, the only way to save themselves is to...........

[Jethro]

Ghost Ryder meanwhile had pulled out his pennis enlarger and was brandishing it like a sword at the spot where the great Ozzie had appeared. Just then Jism Jethro rolled off of cyberwarpy and arrived on the scene. "Ah ha!" said Jism "...there's my enlarger! My wife has been looking for that ever since the last time I produced that great Spag Bol with it. Ok what the hell is this all about, and why do your undies have no crutches katie". Katie smiled at SD and said. "Well when we play twister it's more convenient" says Katie with a far away look in her eyes. She was obviously remembering the time when....
herself, ghostryder, SD, dean and jethro all played twister in granny babuska's back garden, while she made them freshly squeezed lemon juice
she is snapped back into reality when stephen hawking appears in his huge robotic mech, he screams!!
"MMMWWWUUUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH"
as he fires a missile at the gang, the only way to save themselves is to install Windows Me and MS Office in the robotic Mec. Dean leaps at the robotic creepshow and starts shovelling CDs into it's only apparent orifice. After much grinding and clanking the software uploads. Immediatly a warning light starts beeping on the mechincal one's mechanical appendage. "Wanring, system overload warning system overload" bleats the robot as smoke starts pouring out of it.

"Well done Dean" screams SD over the mechanical bleating.

Katie, who is much impressed by the mechanical appendage, says "Ok gang onward to our destination, we cannot fail now".

SD leads the way forward, no one notices Katie has grabbed hold of the robotic appendage and is.....................

[ghost ryder]

Ghost Ryder meanwhile had pulled out his pennis enlarger and was brandishing it like a sword at the spot where the great Ozzie had appeared. Just then Jism Jethro rolled off of cyberwarpy and arrived on the scene. "Ah ha!" said Jism "...there's my enlarger! My wife has been looking for that ever since the last time I produced that great Spag Bol with it. Ok what the hell is this all about, and why do your undies have no crutches katie". Katie smiled at SD and said. "Well when we play twister it's more convenient" says Katie with a far away look in her eyes. She was obviously remembering the time when....
herself, ghostryder, SD, dean and jethro all played twister in granny babuska's back garden, while she made them freshly squeezed lemon juice
she is snapped back into reality when stephen hawking appears in his huge robotic mech, he screams!!
"MMMWWWUUUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH"
as he fires a missile at the gang, the only way to save themselves is to install Windows Me and MS Office in the robotic Mec. Dean leaps at the robotic creepshow and starts shovelling CDs into it's only apparent orifice. After much grinding and clanking the software uploads. Immediatly a warning light starts beeping on the mechincal one's mechanical appendage. "Wanring, system overload warning system overload" bleats the robot as smoke starts pouring out of it.

"Well done Dean" screams SD over the mechanical bleating.

Katie, who is much impressed by the mechanical appendage, says "Ok gang onward to our destination, we cannot fail now".

SD leads the way forward, no one notices Katie has grabbed hold of the robotic appendage and is....................stroking it gently

the rest of the gang stares at her - apart from ghostryder who is gettin friendly with the disco ghost (who looks like charisma carpenter) - and their mind descends into filth, and they immediatly assume what katie is doing is something smutty, but really katie is thinking about what a great weapon this huge appendage is.
just then someone leaps out of the shadows to attack the gang, they all turn in horror when they realise that it is........

[parksie]

Ghost Ryder meanwhile had pulled out his pennis enlarger and was brandishing it like a sword at the spot where the great Ozzie had appeared. Just then Jism Jethro rolled off of cyberwarpy and arrived on the scene. "Ah ha!" said Jism "...there's my enlarger! My wife has been looking for that ever since the last time I produced that great Spag Bol with it. Ok what the hell is this all about, and why do your undies have no crutches katie". Katie smiled at SD and said. "Well when we play twister it's more convenient" says Katie with a far away look in her eyes. She was obviously remembering the time when....
herself, ghostryder, SD, dean and jethro all played twister in granny babuska's back garden, while she made them freshly squeezed lemon juice
she is snapped back into reality when stephen hawking appears in his huge robotic mech, he screams!!
"MMMWWWUUUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH"
as he fires a missile at the gang, the only way to save themselves is to install Windows Me and MS Office in the robotic Mec. Dean leaps at the robotic creepshow and starts shovelling CDs into it's only apparent orifice. After much grinding and clanking the software uploads. Immediatly a warning light starts beeping on the mechincal one's mechanical appendage. "Wanring, system overload warning system overload" bleats the robot as smoke starts pouring out of it.

"Well done Dean" screams SD over the mechanical bleating.

Katie, who is much impressed by the mechanical appendage, says "Ok gang onward to our destination, we cannot fail now".

SD leads the way forward, no one notices Katie has grabbed hold of the robotic appendage and is....................stroking it gently

the rest of the gang stares at her - apart from ghostryder who is gettin friendly with the disco ghost (who looks like charisma carpenter) - and their mind descends into filth, and they immediatly assume what katie is doing is something smutty, but really katie is thinking about what a great weapon this huge appendage is.
just then someone leaps out of the shadows to attack the gang, they all turn in horror when they realise that it is........PARKSIE!!!!!

[barrk]

the rest of the gang stares at her - apart from ghostryder who is gettin friendly with the disco ghost (who looks like charisma carpenter) - and their mind descends into filth, and they immediatly assume what katie is doing is something smutty, but really katie is thinking about what a great weapon this huge appendage is.
just then someone leaps out of the shadows to attack the gang, they all turn in horror when they realise that it is........PARKSIE!!!!!

Katie realizes instantly that the weapon will be no use against the impish Parksie. She runs to the nearest qwickie-mart and buys as many.......

[Jethro]

the rest of the gang stares at her - apart from ghostryder who is gettin friendly with the disco ghost (who looks like charisma carpenter) - and their mind descends into filth, and they immediatly assume what katie is doing is something smutty, but really katie is thinking about what a great weapon this huge appendage is.
just then someone leaps out of the shadows to attack the gang, they all turn in horror when they realise that it is........PARKSIE!!!!!

Katie realizes instantly that the weapon will be no use against the impish Parksie. She runs to the nearest qwickie-mart and buys as many jelly babies as she can. Running back, (and wishing she had given up cigs), Katie waves a packet of the jelly treats in Parksie's face. He immediatly starts salivating.

Quick as a cat in a room of rocking cheers:eek: Katie throws the jelly babies out the window, Parksie leaps out after them and the gang is saved.

"Katie, Katie, Katie" the gang screams in admiration at her clear quick thinking in a tricky situation.

"Quit down guys l also picked up......

[barrk]

the rest of the gang stares at her - apart from ghostryder who is gettin friendly with the disco ghost (who looks like charisma carpenter) - and their mind descends into filth, and they immediatly assume what katie is doing is something smutty, but really katie is thinking about what a great weapon this huge appendage is.
just then someone leaps out of the shadows to attack the gang, they all turn in horror when they realise that it is........PARKSIE!!!!!

Katie realizes instantly that the weapon will be no use against the impish Parksie. She runs to the nearest qwickie-mart and buys as many jelly babies as she can. Running back, (and wishing she had given up cigs), Katie waves a packet of the jelly treats in Parksie's face. He immediatly starts salivating.

Quick as a cat in a room of rocking cheers Katie throws the jelly babies out the window, Parksie leaps out after them and the gang is saved.

"Katie, Katie, Katie" the gang screams in admiration at her clear quick thinking in a tricky situation.

"Quit down guys l also picked up something for us! You'll have to guess what it is befor I give it to you though", she said. Jism ventured the first guess. "A....

[ghost ryder]

the rest of the gang stares at her - apart from ghostryder who is gettin friendly with the disco ghost (who looks like charisma carpenter) - and their mind descends into filth, and they immediatly assume what katie is doing is something smutty, but really katie is thinking about what a great weapon this huge appendage is.
just then someone leaps out of the shadows to attack the gang, they all turn in horror when they realise that it is........PARKSIE!!!!!

Katie realizes instantly that the weapon will be no use against the impish Parksie. She runs to the nearest qwickie-mart and buys as many jelly babies as she can. Running back, (and wishing she had given up cigs), Katie waves a packet of the jelly treats in Parksie's face. He immediatly starts salivating.

Quick as a cat in a room of rocking cheers Katie throws the jelly babies out the window, Parksie leaps out after them and the gang is saved.

"Katie, Katie, Katie" the gang screams in admiration at her clear quick thinking in a tricky situation.

"Quite down guys l also picked up something for us! You'll have to guess what it is befor I give it to you though", she said. Jism ventured the first guess. "ten cans of tuna!!"

"well done jism" sed katie "i heard an unconfirmed rumour that merlin has a passion 4 tuna, and if we give him the tuna, he may just help us"

"great idea katie!!" piped ghostryder, who woz barely able 2 prise himself away from his disco gost friend (who looks like charisma carpenter) but he asked katie one question
"why r we goin 2 see merlin anyway??"

[Jethro]

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the rest of the gang stares at her - apart from ghostryder who is gettin friendly with the disco ghost (who looks like charisma carpenter) - and their mind descends into filth, and they immediatly assume what katie is doing is something smutty, but really katie is thinking about what a great weapon this huge appendage is.
just then someone leaps out of the shadows to attack the gang, they all turn in horror when they realise that it is........PARKSIE!!!!!

Katie realizes instantly that the weapon will be no use against the impish Parksie. She runs to the nearest qwickie-mart and buys as many jelly babies as she can. Running back, (and wishing she had given up cigs), Katie waves a packet of the jelly treats in Parksie's face. He immediatly starts salivating.

Quick as a cat in a room of rocking cheers Katie throws the jelly babies out the window, Parksie leaps out after them and the gang is saved.

"Katie, Katie, Katie" the gang screams in admiration at her clear quick thinking in a tricky situation.

"Quite down guys l also picked up something for us! You'll have to guess what it is befor I give it to you though", she said. Jism ventured the first guess. "ten cans of tuna!!"

"well done jism" sed katie "i heard an unconfirmed rumour that merlin has a passion 4 tuna, and if we give him the tuna, he may just help us"

"great idea katie!!" piped ghostryder, who woz barely able 2 prise himself away from his disco gost friend (who looks like charisma carpenter) but he asked katie one question
"why r we goin 2 see merlin anyway??"

Jism, the most outragously handsome creature know to mankind replied, "Because Merlin holds the sacred keys we need to free Gen-X to roam the net and save mankind from nasty sect members. Of course it also helps that Merlin has a rather large....

[ghost ryder]

the rest of the gang stares at her - apart from ghostryder who is gettin friendly with the disco ghost (who looks like charisma carpenter) - and their mind descends into filth, and they immediatly assume what katie is doing is something smutty, but really katie is thinking about what a great weapon this huge appendage is.
just then someone leaps out of the shadows to attack the gang, they all turn in horror when they realise that it is........PARKSIE!!!!!
Katie realizes instantly that the weapon will be no use against the impish Parksie. She runs to the nearest qwickie-mart and buys as many jelly babies as she can. Running back, (and wishing she had given up cigs), Katie waves a packet of the jelly treats in Parksie's face. He immediatly starts salivating.
Quick as a cat in a room of rocking cheers Katie throws the jelly babies out the window, Parksie leaps out after them and the gang is saved.
"Katie, Katie, Katie" the gang screams in admiration at her clear quick thinking in a tricky situation.
"Quite down guys l also picked up something for us! You'll have to guess what it is befor I give it to you though", she said. Jism ventured the first guess. "ten cans of tuna!!"
"well done jism" sed katie "i heard an unconfirmed rumour that merlin has a passion 4 tuna, and if we give him the tuna, he may just help us"
"great idea katie!!" piped ghostryder, who woz barely able 2 prise himself away from his disco gost friend (who looks like charisma carpenter) but he asked katie one question
"why r we goin 2 see merlin anyway??"
Jism, the most outragously handsome creature know to mankind replied, "Because Merlin holds the sacred keys we need to free Gen-X to roam the net and save mankind from nasty sect members. Of course it also helps that Merlin has a rather large....swedish ***** enlarger
"why does he have that??" SD inquisitivley asked
katie replied "well its because..............

[barrk]

Jism, the most outragously handsome creature known to mankind replied, "Because Merlin holds the sacred keys we need to free Gen-X to roam the net and save mankind from nasty sect members. Of course it also helps that Merlin has a rather large....swedish ***** enlarger "Why does he have that??" SD inquisitivley asked
katie replied "well its because the sect members caught up with him and tried to "bobbitize" poor Gen-X for not believing. Luckily, they didn't succeed but he's never been the same since." Just then it dawned on Katie that Jism seemed to be abnormally interested in ***** enlargers...so did SD for that matter and decided to find out the reason behind this. She started to.....

[ghost ryder]

Jism, the most outragously handsome creature known to mankind replied, "Because Merlin holds the sacred keys we need to free Gen-X to roam the net and save mankind from nasty sect members. Of course it also helps that Merlin has a rather large....swedish ***** enlarger "Why does he have that??" SD inquisitivley asked
katie replied "well its because the sect members caught up with him and tried to "bobbitize" poor Gen-X for not believing. Luckily, they didn't succeed but he's never been the same since." Just then it dawned on Katie that Jism seemed to be abnormally interested in ***** enlargers...so did SD for that matter and decided to find out the reason behind this. She started to.....ask them provoctive questions, then the disco ghost (who looks like charisma carpenter) reaches in2 both their backpacks and pulls out 2 empty swedish ***** enlarger boxes.
"so u wanted a nu one did u??" katie asks
"yes katie" they both say in unison
katie asks why they would need them, they both hang their heads in shame and reply......
"we need them because..............

[Jethro]

Jism, the most outragously handsome creature known to mankind replied, "Because Merlin holds the sacred keys we need to free Gen-X to roam the net and save mankind from nasty sect members. Of course it also helps that Merlin has a rather large....swedish ***** enlarger "Why does he have that??" SD inquisitivley asked
katie replied "well its because the sect members caught up with him and tried to "bobbitize" poor Gen-X for not believing. Luckily, they didn't succeed but he's never been the same since." Just then it dawned on Katie that Jism seemed to be abnormally interested in ***** enlargers...so did SD for that matter and decided to find out the reason behind this. She started to.....ask them provoctive questions, then the disco ghost (who looks like charisma carpenter) reaches in2 both their backpacks and pulls out 2 empty swedish ***** enlarger boxes.
"so u wanted a nu one did u??" katie asks
"yes katie" they both say in unison
katie asks why they would need them, they both hang their heads in shame and reply......
"we need them because we feel unworthy of Charisma Carpenter. She is really into big noses and we fail completely in this direction."

Katie considered the situation, there was no answer to it she had to confiscate the enlargers, (which seemed to be on some sort of breeding program considering how many of them are about in this tale), one by one the lads handed theirs over. Surprisingly SD handed over five enlargers, which had been hidden about his person.

Satisfied with the outcome of the enlargement confiscation Katie started onwards, "Right you all, lets get this fandango on the road!". With that she grasped her....

[ghost ryder]

Jism, the most outragously handsome creature known to mankind replied, "Because Merlin holds the sacred keys we need to free Gen-X to roam the net and save mankind from nasty sect members. Of course it also helps that Merlin has a rather large....swedish ***** enlarger "Why does he have that??" SD inquisitivley asked
katie replied "well its because the sect members caught up with him and tried to "bobbitize" poor Gen-X for not believing. Luckily, they didn't succeed but he's never been the same since." Just then it dawned on Katie that Jism seemed to be abnormally interested in ***** enlargers...so did SD for that matter and decided to find out the reason behind this. She started to.....ask them provoctive questions, then the disco ghost (who looks like charisma carpenter) reaches in2 both their backpacks and pulls out 2 empty swedish ***** enlarger boxes.
"so u wanted a nu one did u??" katie asks
"yes katie" they both say in unison
katie asks why they would need them, they both hang their heads in shame and reply......
"we need them because we feel unworthy of Charisma Carpenter. She is really into big noses and we fail completely in this direction."

Katie considered the situation, there was no answer to it she had to confiscate the enlargers, (which seemed to be on some sort of breeding program considering how many of them are about in this tale), one by one the lads handed theirs over. Surprisingly SD handed over five enlargers, which had been hidden about his person.

Satisfied with the outcome of the enlargement confiscation Katie started onwards, "Right you all, lets get this fandango on the road!". With that she grasped her....bag of swedish ***** enlarger, and jumped on the back of ghostryder's motorbike with the disco ghost (who looks like charisma carpenter) and ghostryder

"go ghosty!!" katie screams

everyone else jumps in dean's humvee and they all ride off....

[zmerlinz]

Katie considered the situation, there was no answer to it she had to confiscate the enlargers, (which seemed to be on some sort of breeding program considering how many of them are about in this tale), one by one the lads handed theirs over. Surprisingly SD handed over five enlargers, which had been hidden about his person.

Satisfied with the outcome of the enlargement confiscation Katie started onwards, "Right you all, lets get this fandango on the road!". With that she grasped her....bag of swedish ***** enlarger, and jumped on the back of ghostryder's motorbike with the disco ghost (who looks like charisma carpenter) and ghostryder

"go ghosty!!" katie screams

everyone else jumps in dean's humvee and they all ride off into the dyke, luckly they are in a humvee and they can get out qute easily so they carry on their journey, but they are plagued by the annoyance of SD saying "Are we nearly there yet ?", so to shut him up they....

[ghost ryder]

Katie considered the situation, there was no answer to it she had to confiscate the enlargers, (which seemed to be on some sort of breeding program considering how many of them are about in this tale), one by one the lads handed theirs over. Surprisingly SD handed over five enlargers, which had been hidden about his person.

Satisfied with the outcome of the enlargement confiscation Katie started onwards, "Right you all, lets get this fandango on the road!". With that she grasped her....bag of swedish ***** enlarger, and jumped on the back of ghostryder's motorbike with the disco ghost (who looks like charisma carpenter) and ghostryder

"go ghosty!!" katie screams

everyone else jumps in dean's humvee and they all ride off into the dyke, luckly they are in a humvee and they can get out qute easily so they carry on their journey, but they are plagued by the annoyance of SD saying "Are we nearly there yet ?", so to shut him up katie gets her swedish ***** enlargers, and puts them in his mouth, all of them, SD is now silent.
dean manages to maneouver out of the wet dyke, and they continue to roll on, they keep drivin when simons asks
"hey guys, where are we going??"
being the wisest, they all look to katie for an answer, she replies "well guys, we r all off to...............

[SurfDemon]

Katie considered the situation, there was no answer to it she had to confiscate the enlargers, (which seemed to be on some sort of breeding program considering how many of them are about in this tale), one by one the lads handed theirs over. Surprisingly SD handed over five enlargers, which had been hidden about his person.

Satisfied with the outcome of the enlargement confiscation Katie started onwards, "Right you all, lets get this fandango on the road!". With that she grasped her....bag of swedish ***** enlarger, and jumped on the back of ghostryder's motorbike with the disco ghost (who looks like charisma carpenter) and ghostryder

"go ghosty!!" katie screams

everyone else jumps in dean's humvee and they all ride off into the dyke, luckly they are in a humvee and they can get out qute easily so they carry on their journey, but they are plagued by the annoyance of SD saying "Are we nearly there yet ?", so to shut him up katie gets her swedish ***** enlargers, and puts them in his mouth, all of them, SD is now silent.
dean manages to maneouver out of the wet dyke, and they continue to roll on, they keep drivin when simons asks
"hey guys, where are we going??"
being the wisest, they all look to katie for an answer, she replies "well guys, we r all off to my boogey woogey disco hall of fame." SD is sniggering. When asked why he replies, (after spitting out the ***** enlargers, "Is it just me or does anyone else use the word dyke as slang for a lesbian. So Dean maneouvering out of the wet dyke opens up some most amusing images."

Shortly they all arrive at the Boogey Woogey Disco Hall of Fame and are surprised to see a sign barring......

[ghost ryder]

With that she grasped her....bag of swedish ***** enlarger, and jumped on the back of ghostryder's motorbike with the disco ghost (who looks like charisma carpenter) and ghostryder

"go ghosty!!" katie screams

everyone else jumps in dean's humvee and they all ride off into the dyke, luckly they are in a humvee and they can get out qute easily so they carry on their journey, but they are plagued by the annoyance of SD saying "Are we nearly there yet ?", so to shut him up katie gets her swedish ***** enlargers, and puts them in his mouth, all of them, SD is now silent.
dean manages to maneouver out of the wet dyke, and they continue to roll on, they keep drivin when simons asks
"hey guys, where are we going??"
being the wisest, they all look to katie for an answer, she replies "well guys, we r all off to my boogey woogey disco hall of fame." SD is sniggering. When asked why he replies, (after spitting out the ***** enlargers, "Is it just me or does anyone else use the word dyke as slang for a lesbian. So Dean maneouvering out of the wet dyke opens up some most amusing images."

Shortly they all arrive at the Boogey Woogey Disco Hall of Fame and are surprised to see a sign barring anyone that doesnt own a swedish ***** enlarger. thankfully, katie had about 10 so she gives all of the gang one and they all enter

inside the hall of fame they notice that there r pictures of disco ghosts on the wall, SD ogles the picture of the disco ghost (who looks like jennifer lopez), katie and ghostryder wander round and notice a picture of 2 female ghosts who look like eliza dushku and sarah michelle gellar and they have whipped cream and they are.........

[Jethro]

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With that she grasped her....bag of swedish ***** enlarger, and jumped on the back of ghostryder's motorbike with the disco ghost (who looks like charisma carpenter) and ghostryder

"go ghosty!!" katie screams

everyone else jumps in dean's humvee and they all ride off into the dyke, luckly they are in a humvee and they can get out qute easily so they carry on their journey, but they are plagued by the annoyance of SD saying "Are we nearly there yet ?", so to shut him up katie gets her swedish ***** enlargers, and puts them in his mouth, all of them, SD is now silent.
dean manages to maneouver out of the wet dyke, and they continue to roll on, they keep drivin when simons asks
"hey guys, where are we going??"
being the wisest, they all look to katie for an answer, she replies "well guys, we r all off to my boogey woogey disco hall of fame." SD is sniggering. When asked why he replies, (after spitting out the ***** enlargers, "Is it just me or does anyone else use the word dyke as slang for a lesbian. So Dean maneouvering out of the wet dyke opens up some most amusing images."

Shortly they all arrive at the Boogey Woogey Disco Hall of Fame and are surprised to see a sign barring anyone that doesnt own a swedish ***** enlarger. thankfully, katie had about 10 so she gives all of the gang one and they all enter

inside the hall of fame they notice that there r pictures of disco ghosts on the wall, SD ogles the picture of the disco ghost (who looks like jennifer lopez), katie and ghostryder wander round and notice a picture of 2 female ghosts who look like eliza dushku and sarah michelle gellar and they have whipped cream and they are demanding the attention of a bronzed Aussie type. Now if only Beacon was here to fulfill that requirement.

Suddenly SD whips out his wand, knocks the enlarger off it, and conjures Beacon up out of thin air.

"Jesus Chrirst", says the Beaconman, "This place looks like a friggin Eagles club house. Hey whats with this hot blond chick demanding l impale her."

"That's Buffy Dude," says Jethro, "so make like Vlad and do some impaling".

"OK guys we don't have time for Beacon to wave his joy stick about, the games afoot or ahead," says cowgirl katie as you advances on what looks to be the club's owner.

"Right where can a girl and her posse of cyber nerds score.....

[ghost ryder]

Shortly they all arrive at the Boogey Woogey Disco Hall of Fame and are surprised to see a sign barring anyone that doesnt own a swedish ***** enlarger. thankfully, katie had about 10 so she gives all of the gang one and they all enter
inside the hall of fame they notice that there r pictures of disco ghosts on the wall, SD ogles the picture of the disco ghost (who looks like jennifer lopez), katie and ghostryder wander round and notice a picture of 2 female ghosts who look like eliza dushku and sarah michelle gellar and they have whipped cream and they are demanding the attention of a bronzed Aussie type. Now if only Beacon was here to fulfill that requirement.
Suddenly SD whips out his wand, knocks the enlarger off it, and conjures Beacon up out of thin air.

"Jesus Chrirst", says the Beaconman, "This place looks like a friggin Eagles club house. Hey whats with this hot blond chick demanding l impale her."

"That's Buffy Dude," says Jethro, "so make like Vlad and do some impaling".

"OK guys we don't have time for Beacon to wave his joy stick about, the games afoot or ahead," says cowgirl katie as you advances on what looks to be the club's owner.

"Right where can a girl and her posse of cyber nerds score a couple of breast pumps and a mannequins head and a whole load of paper masche"??

"why do u want that??" the club owner asks

"well we r tryin 2 build a human, and we have swedish ***** enlargers for the bones, breast pumps for the chest and behind and a mannequins head for the head, and of course the paper masche would b used 2 build him up"

the owner replies "well u can get some by........

[Jethro]

"Jesus Chrirst", says the Beaconman, "This place looks like a friggin Eagles club house. Hey whats with this hot blond chick demanding l impale her."

"That's Buffy Dude," says Jethro, "so make like Vlad and do some impaling".

"OK guys we don't have time for Beacon to wave his joy stick about, the games afoot or ahead," says cowgirl katie as you advances on what looks to be the club's owner.

"Right where can a girl and her posse of cyber nerds score a couple of breast pumps and a mannequins head and a whole load of paper masche"??

"why do u want that??" the club owner asks

"well we r tryin 2 build a human, and we have swedish ***** enlargers for the bones, breast pumps for the chest and behind and a mannequins head for the head, and of course the paper masche would b used 2 build him up"

the owner replies "well u can get some by visiting Ian's Emphorium of Weird Fetishes"

"No problems," stated the saintly katie, "I know exactly where that is!". The till former saintly katie immediatly felt ten (are there ten) pairs of eyes staring at her. "Well l had to go there to...

[Ianpbaker]

"Jesus Chrirst", says the Beaconman, "This place looks like a friggin Eagles club house. Hey whats with this hot blond chick demanding l impale her."

"That's Buffy Dude," says Jethro, "so make like Vlad and do some impaling".

"OK guys we don't have time for Beacon to wave his joy stick about, the games afoot or ahead," says cowgirl katie as you advances on what looks to be the club's owner.

"Right where can a girl and her posse of cyber nerds score a couple of breast pumps and a mannequins head and a whole load of paper masche"??

"why do u want that??" the club owner asks

"well we r tryin 2 build a human, and we have swedish ***** enlargers for the bones, breast pumps for the chest and behind and a mannequins head for the head, and of course the paper masche would b used 2 build him up"

the owner replies "well u can get some by visiting Ian's Emphorium of Weird Fetishes"

"No problems," stated the saintly katie, "I know exactly where that is!". The till former saintly katie immediatly felt ten (are there ten) pairs of eyes staring at her.

"Well l had to go there to see about getting the right tools for feltching as Jethro was so enthralled when he heard about it, he has had to give it a go"

So they all get back into deans humvee and drive off to Ian's Emphorium , but when they get there, there is a sign on the door saying "Back in 5, just gone out to .....

[ghost ryder]

"Jesus Chrirst", says the Beaconman, "This place looks like a friggin Eagles club house. Hey whats with this hot blond chick demanding l impale her."

"That's Buffy Dude," says Jethro, "so make like Vlad and do some impaling".

"OK guys we don't have time for Beacon to wave his joy stick about, the games afoot or ahead," says cowgirl katie as you advances on what looks to be the club's owner.

"Right where can a girl and her posse of cyber nerds score a couple of breast pumps and a mannequins head and a whole load of paper masche"??

"why do u want that??" the club owner asks

"well we r tryin 2 build a human, and we have swedish ***** enlargers for the bones, breast pumps for the chest and behind and a mannequins head for the head, and of course the paper masche would b used 2 build him up"

the owner replies "well u can get some by visiting Ian's Emphorium of Weird Fetishes"

"No problems," stated the saintly katie, "I know exactly where that is!". The till former saintly katie immediatly felt ten (are there ten) pairs of eyes staring at her.

"Well l had to go there to see about getting the right tools for feltching as Jethro was so enthralled when he heard about it, he has had to give it a go"

So they all get back into deans humvee and drive off to Ian's Emphorium , but when they get there, there is a sign on the door saying "Back in 5, just gone out to the scandanavia love hut to pick up some demon porn coz i heard a rumour that SD was heading into town, and, u know how he is with demon porn!!"

stunned, all the gang just stare at each other, SD smiles and gets his wallet out, "i was about 2 restock"

the gang decides to hang around waiting for him to show up so they can the parts needed for the cyborg. while they are waiting, robojamagei shows up (he is the latest in cyborg police technology)

"you are all loitering, vacate the area, u have 5 seconds to comply"
.........
4 seconds
.........
3 seconds
.........
2 seconds
.........

[Ianpbaker]

So they all get back into deans humvee and drive off to Ian's Emphorium , but when they get there, there is a sign on the door saying "Back in 5, just gone out to the scandanavia love hut to pick up some demon porn coz i heard a rumour that SD was heading into town, and, u know how he is with demon porn!!"

stunned, all the gang just stare at each other, SD smiles and gets his wallet out, "i was about 2 restock"

the gang decides to hang around waiting for him to show up so they can the parts needed for the cyborg. while they are waiting, robojamagei shows up (he is the latest in cyborg police technology)

"you are all loitering, vacate the area, u have 5 seconds to comply"
.........
4 seconds
.........
3 seconds
.........
2 seconds
.........
1 seconds
.........

"Right its the feminiser ray then", SD was rather impressed by this threat as he had always enjoyed the thought of a good pair of breasts. Ghost Ryder screamed in horror at the thought of lossing a major playmate

It's looking bad for the team, all that can save them is Ian, as when he was getting the porn he also picked up a batch of 15" black rubber dildo's which can protect from the feminser gun. so he grabs one chucks one at robo and because he is half robot he doesn't know what to do with it so he put's his raygun down, sit's down and starts pondering. "Quick whilst we've got him distracted, into my shop ". Ian Legs it to the shop and gets out his bug furry keys unlocks it and runs into his shop only to find that .......

[ghost ryder]

"Right its the feminiser ray then", SD was rather impressed by this threat as he had always enjoyed the thought of a good pair of breasts. Ghost Ryder screamed in horror at the thought of lossing a major playmate

It's looking bad for the team, all that can save them is Ian, as when he was getting the porn he also picked up a batch of 15" black rubber dildo's which can protect from the feminser gun. so he grabs one chucks one at robo and because he is half robot he doesn't know what to do with it so he put's his raygun down, sit's down and starts pondering. "Quick whilst we've got him distracted, into my shop ". Ian Legs it to the shop and gets out his bug furry keys unlocks it and runs into his shop only to find that.......

the shop has been turned into a scandanavian love hut, the gang all look astounded as they see several comfy leather recliners, each has two blonde sexy swedish twins by it, and two chairs have two swedish men by them for katie and the disco ghost (who looks like charisma carpenter)

"err, wot shall we do??" asks ian, "my shop is gone, but look at the girls!!"

"lets sit and relax gang" said cowgirl katie "we all deserve a rest"

so the gang all sit and relax, but soon the massages get very raunchy, and the gang all relax and lose there composure, just when they all think they r in heaven........

wires spring from the chair and tie the gang down, then robojamagei walks in

"ha ha, foolish human!! now u will all take your punishment"
............

[Jotaf98]

"Right its the feminiser ray then", SD was rather impressed by this threat as he had always enjoyed the thought of a good pair of breasts. Ghost Ryder screamed in horror at the thought of lossing a major playmate

It's looking bad for the team, all that can save them is Ian, as when he was getting the porn he also picked up a batch of 15" black rubber dildo's which can protect from the feminser gun. so he grabs one chucks one at robo and because he is half robot he doesn't know what to do with it so he put's his raygun down, sit's down and starts pondering. "Quick whilst we've got him distracted, into my shop ". Ian Legs it to the shop and gets out his bug furry keys unlocks it and runs into his shop only to find that.......

the shop has been turned into a scandanavian love hut, the gang all look astounded as they see several comfy leather recliners, each has two blonde sexy swedish twins by it, and two chairs have two swedish men by them for katie and the disco ghost (who looks like charisma carpenter)

"err, wot shall we do??" asks ian, "my shop is gone, but look at the girls!!"

"lets sit and relax gang" said cowgirl katie "we all deserve a rest"

so the gang all sit and relax, but soon the massages get very raunchy, and the gang all relax and lose there composure, just when they all think they r in heaven........

wires spring from the chair and tie the gang down, then robojamagei walks in

"ha ha, foolish human!! now u will all take your punishment"

In less than one nanosecond, 1000+ weapons pop out of the cyborg.

"NOOOOO!!! My Scandanavian Love Hut!" - shouts Ian, putting himself in front of the cyborg, his eyes closed, willing to risk his life for it.

Hearing Ian's cry of despair, Dr Who beams in, with a pair of...

[ghost ryder]

"Right its the feminiser ray then", SD was rather impressed by this threat as he had always enjoyed the thought of a good pair of breasts. Ghost Ryder screamed in horror at the thought of lossing a major playmate

It's looking bad for the team, all that can save them is Ian, as when he was getting the porn he also picked up a batch of 15" black rubber dildo's which can protect from the feminser gun. so he grabs one chucks one at robo and because he is half robot he doesn't know what to do with it so he put's his raygun down, sit's down and starts pondering. "Quick whilst we've got him distracted, into my shop ". Ian Legs it to the shop and gets out his bug furry keys unlocks it and runs into his shop only to find that.......

the shop has been turned into a scandanavian love hut, the gang all look astounded as they see several comfy leather recliners, each has two blonde sexy swedish twins by it, and two chairs have two swedish men by them for katie and the disco ghost (who looks like charisma carpenter)

"err, wot shall we do??" asks ian, "my shop is gone, but look at the girls!!"

"lets sit and relax gang" said cowgirl katie "we all deserve a rest"

so the gang all sit and relax, but soon the massages get very raunchy, and the gang all relax and lose there composure, just when they all think they r in heaven........

wires spring from the chair and tie the gang down, then robojamagei walks in

"ha ha, foolish human!! now u will all take your punishment"

In less than one nanosecond, 1000+ weapons pop out of the cyborg.

"NOOOOO!!! My Scandanavian Love Hut!" - shouts Ian, putting himself in front of the cyborg, his eyes closed, willing to risk his life for it.

Hearing Ian's cry of despair, Dr Who beams in, with a pair of...big pink ear muffs, he straps them onto robojamagei

{now for those of u unfamiliar with robojamagei, his brain relys on two vents under his ears, if these are blocked, he experiences constapation, then a lethal dose of diarrea!!}

robojamagei begins 2 shake and suddenly.........

[Jotaf98]

"Right its the feminiser ray then", SD was rather impressed by this threat as he had always enjoyed the thought of a good pair of breasts. Ghost Ryder screamed in horror at the thought of lossing a major playmate

It's looking bad for the team, all that can save them is Ian, as when he was getting the porn he also picked up a batch of 15" black rubber dildo's which can protect from the feminser gun. so he grabs one chucks one at robo and because he is half robot he doesn't know what to do with it so he put's his raygun down, sit's down and starts pondering. "Quick whilst we've got him distracted, into my shop ". Ian Legs it to the shop and gets out his bug furry keys unlocks it and runs into his shop only to find that.......

the shop has been turned into a scandanavian love hut, the gang all look astounded as they see several comfy leather recliners, each has two blonde sexy swedish twins by it, and two chairs have two swedish men by them for katie and the disco ghost (who looks like charisma carpenter)

"err, wot shall we do??" asks ian, "my shop is gone, but look at the girls!!"

"lets sit and relax gang" said cowgirl katie "we all deserve a rest"

so the gang all sit and relax, but soon the massages get very raunchy, and the gang all relax and lose there composure, just when they all think they r in heaven........

wires spring from the chair and tie the gang down, then robojamagei walks in

"ha ha, foolish human!! now u will all take your punishment"

In less than one nanosecond, 1000+ weapons pop out of the cyborg.

"NOOOOO!!! My Scandanavian Love Hut!" - shouts Ian, putting himself in front of the cyborg, his eyes closed, willing to risk his life for it.

Hearing Ian's cry of despair, Dr Who beams in, with a pair of...big pink ear muffs, he straps them onto robojamagei

{now for those of u unfamiliar with robojamagei, his brain relys on two vents under his ears, if these are blocked, he experiences constapation, then a lethal dose of diarrea!!}

robojamagei begins 2 shake and suddenly.........

...A complete silence involves them all. The kind of silence you hear before a very loud sound, like a nuke. And then...

BANG!!!

The next minute they find themselves spitting the... viscous... brown thing out of their mouths.

"Yaicks! It looks like this time he went straight to the diarrea, skipping the constipation and all"

Dr Who was finishing explaining that that was the only way to save them, as they had a strange bright in their eyes when they all were picking up large things from the floor, like bricks, pipe wrenches and genital expanders.

Suddenly, their attention was deviated by...

[Jamagei]

"ha ha, foolish human!! now u will all take your punishment"

In less than one nanosecond, 1000+ weapons pop out of the cyborg.

"NOOOOO!!! My Scandanavian Love Hut!" - shouts Ian, putting himself in front of the cyborg, his eyes closed, willing to risk his life for it.

Hearing Ian's cry of despair, Dr Who beams in, with a pair of...big pink ear muffs, he straps them onto robojamagei

{now for those of u unfamiliar with robojamagei, his brain relys on two vents under his ears, if these are blocked, he experiences constapation, then a lethal dose of diarrea!!}

robojamagei begins 2 shake and suddenly.........

...A complete silence involves them all. The kind of silence you hear before a very loud sound, like a nuke. And then...

BANG!!!

The next minute they find themselves spitting the... viscous... brown thing out of their mouths.

"Yaicks! It looks like this time he went straight to the diarrea, skipping the constipation and all"

Dr Who was finishing explaining that that was the only way to save them, as they had a strange bright in their eyes when they all were picking up large things from the floor, like bricks, pipe wrenches and genital expanders.

Suddenly, their attention was deviated by robojamagei's upper body weeping silently on the floor (it wasn't that fatal, because with all the shaking, the earmuffs had come loose and allowed that little bit of air to the brain, which explains why the chronic constipation was missed) He Said "I only wanted to be a good Evil Cyborg. But it's so difficult to make friends when you end up killing them, Please i can change my ways, you've all seen Terminator and Terminator 2 haven't you?" The gang looked at each other and.....

[ghost ryder]

robojamagei begins 2 shake and suddenly.........

...A complete silence involves them all. The kind of silence you hear before a very loud sound, like a nuke. And then...

BANG!!!

The next minute they find themselves spitting the... viscous... brown thing out of their mouths.

"Yaicks! It looks like this time he went straight to the diarrea, skipping the constipation and all"

Dr Who was finishing explaining that that was the only way to save them, as they had a strange bright in their eyes when they all were picking up large things from the floor, like bricks, pipe wrenches and genital expanders.

Suddenly, their attention was deviated by robojamagei's upper body weeping silently on the floor (it wasn't that fatal, because with all the shaking, the earmuffs had come loose and allowed that little bit of air to the brain, which explains why the chronic constipation was missed) He Said "I only wanted to be a good Evil Cyborg. But it's so difficult to make friends when you end up killing them, Please i can change my ways, you've all seen Terminator and Terminator 2 haven't you?" The gang looked at each other and....picked him up and decided that people could change and they would let him join their group.

in order to avoid any future earmuff related fatalaties, dean and simon tinkered with his programming they altered his power system, now there was no need for the vents, he was powered completley by alkahol. so they gave him a 24-pack of guiness and stuck him on a wheelchair which they augmented with laser cannons and a whole load of other weapons, as well as the engine from a 747 (which was downsized)

the gang all got on their respective vehicles and blazed off into the badlands, they were cruisin peacefully when suddenly........

[zmerlinz]

Suddenly, their attention was deviated by robojamagei's upper body weeping silently on the floor (it wasn't that fatal, because with all the shaking, the earmuffs had come loose and allowed that little bit of air to the brain, which explains why the chronic constipation was missed) He Said "I only wanted to be a good Evil Cyborg. But it's so difficult to make friends when you end up killing them, Please i can change my ways, you've all seen Terminator and Terminator 2 haven't you?" The gang looked at each other and....picked him up and decided that people could change and they would let him join their group.

in order to avoid any future earmuff related fatalaties, dean and simon tinkered with his programming they altered his power system, now there was no need for the vents, he was powered completley by alkahol. so they gave him a 24-pack of guiness and stuck him on a wheelchair which they augmented with laser cannons and a whole load of other weapons, as well as the engine from a 747 (which was downsized)

the gang all got on their respective vehicles and blazed off into the badlands, they were cruisin peacefully when suddenly Sadham Hussain appeared in the middle of the road, with two scud missiles strapped to his chest, so katie had the idea of...

[ghost ryder]

Suddenly, their attention was deviated by robojamagei's upper body weeping silently on the floor (it wasn't that fatal, because with all the shaking, the earmuffs had come loose and allowed that little bit of air to the brain, which explains why the chronic constipation was missed) He Said "I only wanted to be a good Evil Cyborg. But it's so difficult to make friends when you end up killing them, Please i can change my ways, you've all seen Terminator and Terminator 2 haven't you?" The gang looked at each other and....picked him up and decided that people could change and they would let him join their group.

in order to avoid any future earmuff related fatalaties, dean and simon tinkered with his programming they altered his power system, now there was no need for the vents, he was powered completley by alkahol. so they gave him a 24-pack of guiness and stuck him on a wheelchair which they augmented with laser cannons and a whole load of other weapons, as well as the engine from a 747 (which was downsized)

the gang all got on their respective vehicles and blazed off into the badlands, they were cruisin peacefully when suddenly Sadham Hussain appeared in the middle of the road, with two scud missiles strapped to his chest, so katie had the idea of a lifetime

she rang the devil, and when he showed up, saddam stared at him and they began having an argument

"whats going on??" SD asks as he looked up from his playdemon
"well i knew that saddam and satan r ex-lovers, so i figured if i could get him here, they would fight, and we could be on our way"
the gang all cheered "katie, u rule!!"

theu sped through and entered the valley of the supervixens, it was all quite when..............

[Jamagei]

Suddenly, their attention was deviated by robojamagei's upper body weeping silently on the floor (it wasn't that fatal, because with all the shaking, the earmuffs had come loose and allowed that little bit of air to the brain, which explains why the chronic constipation was missed) He Said "I only wanted to be a good Evil Cyborg. But it's so difficult to make friends when you end up killing them, Please i can change my ways, you've all seen Terminator and Terminator 2 haven't you?" The gang looked at each other and....picked him up and decided that people could change and they would let him join their group.

in order to avoid any future earmuff related fatalaties, dean and simon tinkered with his programming they altered his power system, now there was no need for the vents, he was powered completley by alkahol. so they gave him a 24-pack of guiness and stuck him on a wheelchair which they augmented with laser cannons and a whole load of other weapons, as well as the engine from a 747 (which was downsized)

the gang all got on their respective vehicles and blazed off into the badlands, they were cruisin peacefully when suddenly Sadham Hussain appeared in the middle of the road, with two scud missiles strapped to his chest, so katie had the idea of showing him her two scud missiles strapped to her chest. Saddam Started going very red and steam started to escape from his ears "HE'S GONNA BLOW" someone shouted...

[Jotaf98]

Suddenly, their attention was deviated by robojamagei's upper body weeping silently on the floor (it wasn't that fatal, because with all the shaking, the earmuffs had come loose and allowed that little bit of air to the brain, which explains why the chronic constipation was missed) He Said "I only wanted to be a good Evil Cyborg. But it's so difficult to make friends when you end up killing them, Please i can change my ways, you've all seen Terminator and Terminator 2 haven't you?" The gang looked at each other and....picked him up and decided that people could change and they would let him join their group.

in order to avoid any future earmuff related fatalaties, dean and simon tinkered with his programming they altered his power system, now there was no need for the vents, he was powered completley by alkahol. so they gave him a 24-pack of guiness and stuck him on a wheelchair which they augmented with laser cannons and a whole load of other weapons, as well as the engine from a 747 (which was downsized)

the gang all got on their respective vehicles and blazed off into the badlands, they were cruisin peacefully when suddenly Sadham Hussain appeared in the middle of the road, with two scud missiles strapped to his chest, so katie had the idea of a lifetime

she rang the devil, and when he showed up, saddam stared at him and they began having an argument

"whats going on??" SD asks as he looked up from his playdemon
"well i knew that saddam and satan r ex-lovers, so i figured if i could get him here, they would fight, and we could be on our way"
the gang all cheered "katie, u rule!!"

theu sped through and entered the valley of the supervixens, it was all quite whenSuddenly, their attention was deviated by robojamagei's upper body weeping silently on the floor (it wasn't that fatal, because with all the shaking, the earmuffs had come loose and allowed that little bit of air to the brain, which explains why the chronic constipation was missed) He Said "I only wanted to be a good Evil Cyborg. But it's so difficult to make friends when you end up killing them, Please i can change my ways, you've all seen Terminator and Terminator 2 haven't you?" The gang looked at each other and....picked him up and decided that people could change and they would let him join their group.

in order to avoid any future earmuff related fatalaties, dean and simon tinkered with his programming they altered his power system, now there was no need for the vents, he was powered completley by alkahol. so they gave him a 24-pack of guiness and stuck him on a wheelchair which they augmented with laser cannons and a whole load of other weapons, as well as the engine from a 747 (which was downsized)

the gang all got on their respective vehicles and blazed off into the badlands, they were cruisin peacefully when suddenly Sadham Hussain appeared in the middle of the road, with two scud missiles strapped to his chest, so katie had the idea of a lifetime:

(ok ok so Jotaf has to do some clean up here, making it so both stories come together perfectly :) )

she rang the devil, and when he showed up, saddam stared at him and they began having an argument

"whats going on??" SD asks as he looked up from his playdemon
"well i knew that saddam and satan r ex-lovers, so i figured if i could get him here, they would fight, and we could be on our way"
the gang all cheered "katie, u rule!!"

Satan cast a black magic spell on Saddam. But he fired one of his rockets... and Satan was dead. So, he turned his attention to the gang again.

"Katie, what did you do? Who am I supposed to worship now that satan is DEAD?!!!" said Parksie, appearently very disturbed because he would have to find another way to spend 4 hours a day (no offense :p )

so katie had another idea - "KATIE!" said Parksie, thinking about her calling another ex-lover of Saddam. But instead she showed her two scud missiles strapped to her chest. Saddam Started going very red and steam started to escape from his ears "HE'S GONNA BLOW" someone shouted...

[barrk]

so katie had another idea - "KATIE!" said Parksie, thinking about her calling another ex-lover of Saddam. But instead she showed her two scud missiles strapped to her chest. Saddam Started going very red and steam started to escape from his ears "HE'S GONNA BLOW" someone shouted. Katie began to twist the tips of the two scud missles which SD found strangely erotic. Just as Saddam exploded katie's missles went off. These were no ordinary scud missles, however, instead of intercepting the pieces of Saddam's exploded body they filled the air around the group with....

[SurfDemon]

so katie had another idea - "KATIE!" said Parksie, thinking about her calling another ex-lover of Saddam. But instead she showed her two scud missiles strapped to her chest. Saddam Started going very red and steam started to escape from his ears "HE'S GONNA BLOW" someone shouted. Katie began to twist the tips of the two scud missles which SD found strangely erotic. Just as Saddam exploded katie's missles went off. These were no ordinary scud missles, however, instead of intercepting the pieces of Saddam's exploded body they filled the air around the group with dancing fairies (as in Pixies, not Elton John). SD started cramming them in his mouth, "Oh my god, these are the best pixies I've ever tasted, you guys have got to try some!" he announced. Parksie ....

[barrk]

so katie had another idea - "KATIE!" said Parksie, thinking about her calling another ex-lover of Saddam. But instead she showed her two scud missiles strapped to her chest. Saddam Started going very red and steam started to escape from his ears "HE'S GONNA BLOW" someone shouted. Katie began to twist the tips of the two scud missles which SD found strangely erotic. Just as Saddam exploded katie's missles went off. These were no ordinary scud missles, however, instead of intercepting the pieces of Saddam's exploded body they filled the air around the group with dancing fairies (as in Pixies, not Elton John). SD started cramming them in his mouth, "Oh my god, these are the best pixies I've ever tasted, you guys have got to try some!" he announced. Parksie reminded SD that most pixies...especially one's resembling Tinkerbell, loved to be eaten. When SD had eaten his fill of pixies he sat back with a satisfied smile and said to Parksie...

[SurfDemon]

so katie had another idea - "KATIE!" said Parksie, thinking about her calling another ex-lover of Saddam. But instead she showed her two scud missiles strapped to her chest. Saddam Started going very red and steam started to escape from his ears "HE'S GONNA BLOW" someone shouted. Katie began to twist the tips of the two scud missles which SD found strangely erotic. Just as Saddam exploded katie's missles went off. These were no ordinary scud missles, however, instead of intercepting the pieces of Saddam's exploded body they filled the air around the group with dancing fairies (as in Pixies, not Elton John). SD started cramming them in his mouth, "Oh my god, these are the best pixies I've ever tasted, you guys have got to try some!" he announced. Parksie reminded SD that most pixies...especially one's resembling Tinkerbell, loved to be eaten. When SD had eaten his fill of pixies he sat back with a satisfied smile and said to Parksie "Ay, that Tinkerbell has a witty comeback everytime!". Suddenly he stopped and stared at the horizon. "Look", he exclaimed, "Isn't that....

[barrk]

so katie had another idea - "KATIE!" said Parksie, thinking about her calling another ex-lover of Saddam. But instead she showed her two scud missiles strapped to her chest. Saddam Started going very red and steam started to escape from his ears "HE'S GONNA BLOW" someone shouted. Katie began to twist the tips of the two scud missles which SD found strangely erotic. Just as Saddam exploded katie's missles went off. These were no ordinary scud missles, however, instead of intercepting the pieces of Saddam's exploded body they filled the air around the group with dancing fairies (as in Pixies, not Elton John). SD started cramming them in his mouth, "Oh my god, these are the best pixies I've ever tasted, you guys have got to try some!" he announced. Parksie reminded SD that most pixies...especially one's resembling Tinkerbell, loved to be eaten. When SD had eaten his fill of pixies he sat back with a satisfied smile and said to Parksie "Ay, that Tinkerbell has a witty comeback everytime!". Suddenly he stopped and stared at the horizon. "Look", he exclaimed, "Isn't that lovliest rainbow you've ever seen? Everyone looked at SD rather oddly. Eating those Pixies must have had an adverse effect on him. He was no longer an evil demon. All he could think about was....

[SurfDemon]

so katie had another idea - "KATIE!" said Parksie, thinking about her calling another ex-lover of Saddam. But instead she showed her two scud missiles strapped to her chest. Saddam Started going very red and steam started to escape from his ears "HE'S GONNA BLOW" someone shouted. Katie began to twist the tips of the two scud missles which SD found strangely erotic. Just as Saddam exploded katie's missles went off. These were no ordinary scud missles, however, instead of intercepting the pieces of Saddam's exploded body they filled the air around the group with dancing fairies (as in Pixies, not Elton John). SD started cramming them in his mouth, "Oh my god, these are the best pixies I've ever tasted, you guys have got to try some!" he announced. Parksie reminded SD that most pixies...especially one's resembling Tinkerbell, loved to be eaten. When SD had eaten his fill of pixies he sat back with a satisfied smile and said to Parksie "Ay, that Tinkerbell has a witty comeback everytime!". Suddenly he stopped and stared at the horizon. "Look", he exclaimed, "Isn't that lovliest rainbow you've ever seen? Everyone looked at SD rather oddly. Eating those Pixies must have had an adverse effect on him. He was no longer an evil demon. All he could think about was raindrops on roses and bright coloured posies, brown little kittens wrapped up with string, these were a few of his favourite things.

He snapped out of it when he noticed one frighteningly hairy little pixie peering nervously at him. Yes, it was a wary scary hairy fairy :). Seeing as her only purpose in existance was for that poor pun he snatched her up and eat her whole.... after she had giggled with delight he let her go.:)

Just then Katie burst into song with "

[barrk]

He snapped out of it when he noticed one frighteningly hairy little pixie peering nervously at him. Yes, it was a wary scary hary fairy . Seeing as her only purpose in existance was for that poor pun he snatched her up and eat whole.... after she had giggled with delight he let her go.

Just then Katie burst into song with "Devil in a Blue Dress". This being SD favorite song he immediately began to dance. Unfortunately, he wasn't very steady on his new stiletto heels and fell over in the middle of the song. He would have been hurt quite badly if it weren't for Parksie's quick reflexes. Just before SD hit the ground Parksie....

[SurfDemon]

He snapped out of it when he noticed one frighteningly hairy little pixie peering nervously at him. Yes, it was a wary scary hairy fairy . Seeing as her only purpose in existance was for that poor pun he snatched her up and eat her whole.... after she had giggled with delight he let her go.

Just then Katie burst into song with "Devil in a Blue Dress". This being SD favorite song he immediately began to dance. Unfortunately, he wasn't very steady on his new stiletto heels and fell over in the middle of the song. He would have been hurt quite badly if it weren't for Parksie's quick reflexes. Just before SD hit the ground Parksie threw Katie underneath him. SD thanked Katie for the soft landing and got back on his feet. Katie, however advanced on Parksie....

[parksie]

He snapped out of it when he noticed one frighteningly hairy little pixie peering nervously at him. Yes, it was a wary scary hairy fairy . Seeing as her only purpose in existance was for that poor pun he snatched her up and eat her whole.... after she had giggled with delight he let her go.

Just then Katie burst into song with "Devil in a Blue Dress". This being SD favorite song he immediately began to dance. Unfortunately, he wasn't very steady on his new stiletto heels and fell over in the middle of the song. He would have been hurt quite badly if it weren't for Parksie's quick reflexes. Just before SD hit the ground Parksie threw Katie underneath him. SD thanked Katie for the soft landing and got back on his feet. Katie, however advanced on Parksie wielding a large black rubber cock......

[SurfDemon]

He snapped out of it when he noticed one frighteningly hairy little pixie peering nervously at him. Yes, it was a wary scary hairy fairy . Seeing as her only purpose in existance was for that poor pun he snatched her up and eat her whole.... after she had giggled with delight he let her go.

Just then Katie burst into song with "Devil in a Blue Dress". This being SD favorite song he immediately began to dance. Unfortunately, he wasn't very steady on his new stiletto heels and fell over in the middle of the song. He would have been hurt quite badly if it weren't for Parksie's quick reflexes. Just before SD hit the ground Parksie threw Katie underneath him. SD thanked Katie for the soft landing and got back on his feet. Katie, however advanced on Parksie wielding a large black rubber cockroach. She waved it in his face and said...