Do I look more like a guy or a girl?

[Good Dreams]

Just wondering. Focus only on my avatar. Does it look like a girl or a guy?

[Cat-Z]

if u r called good-REAMS does that ,mean that you are a girl

[Good Dreams]

Consider only my piccture/avatar. I need to know if it's a good idea to shave my beard or not.

[chrisjk]

Yep, shave it off. This is one of the few things I know about women; facial hair is a no-no. Apparently, stubble is ok provided you're name is Brad Pitt and/or you look like him, but otherwise keep it off.

This information comes coutesy of the numerous surveys that have been done, so if any women want to disagree with these survey's results, please do so now, so us men know what you prefer. Thank you.

[SurfDemon]

Couldn't you find a photo of you looking at the camera? :) That would make things easier. This one looks like you lost interest (short attention span?) and started looking somewhere else before your mate snapped the shot!!!:):):)

SD

[Good Dreams]

Originally posted by SurfDemon
Couldn't you find a photo of you looking at the camera? :)
SD

Nope. Too stupidly shy. Consider than that my face (shaved :rolleyes: )looks as my mother's and I have a reasonable long hair.

[Pix]

It's difficult to tell from the picture

BTW Beards are a definate no-no

[chrisjk]

Pix, you're a girl, and you agreed with me (see above). Nice one;)

[Good Dreams]

Why Pix? Is it because it may tickel? Or is it simply ugly?

[Pix]

Both

[parksie]

Don't be nasty...my dad has a beard and it looks quite good on him :)

[Lethal]

Hey, dont go knockin' beards..:D....I have a little peach fuzz on my chin. Girlz seem to like it...:p

[Emo]

If you ask me, I think that your hair is a bit too long and by my judging, that's too long for a guy! That's why I can't really tell that it's a guy in the picture when I see it for a first time!

-Emo

[ricmitch_uk]

Originally posted by Goodreams
Do I look more like a guy or a girl?

Gay Guy. (Not that I've got anything against gay people. They're great! Especially Lesbians ;))

Beards? Give me a break! SIDEBURNS!!

[ricmitch_uk]

You can tell you're European.

[billfaceuk]

I'll admit I was surprised when I found out you were a guy...I blaim it on the camera angle :D

[parksie]

Originally posted by billfaceuk
I'll admit I was surprised when I found out you were a guy...I blaim it on the camera angle :D Duh...even I could tell he was a guy! :D

[billfaceuk]

Duh...I suck...

No it was just a lil uncertain.

[SurfDemon]

Hey less of this beard knocking :)

I have a big bushy beard that I've been growing for 5 weeks now. Of course this has more to do with the fact that it's difficult to shave with two broken arms.

The wife hates it, but as she is the sole benificiary of my life insurance I'm not daft enough to let her anywhere near my throat with a razor!!!!

:)

SD

[parksie]

How did you manage to break *both* arms??? :eek:

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and more to the point how can u still type????

[parksie]

He uses his third finger................

[kedaman]

might be painfull

[Good Dreams]

But Pix,

The beard isn't the only things that can tickle... and I'm not talking about the hair. :rolleyes:

[Good Dreams]

There were already people who called me gay before. I don't see why. Can they say it just by how I look? :rolleyes:

[SurfDemon]

Originally posted by parksie
How did you manage to break *both* arms??? :eek:

Slipped on ice, stupidly thought it would be a really good idea to break my fall by landing on my elbows. Was on the way to work. Sat in work with two broken arms for two hours before deciding "okay, this is pretty damn sore, and pretty f'ing serious".

Can still move my fingers, hence can still type.

Yip, I'm a pretty stupid Demon.

SD

[ricmitch_uk]

Originally posted by SurfDemon
Slipped on ice,

Sure, that's what you tell US. Your wife caught you looking at Demon-porn didn't she?:D
Originally posted by SurfDemon
Yip, I'm a pretty stupid Demon.
Too damn right!:p

[ricmitch_uk]

Originally posted by Goodreams
There were already people who called me gay before. I don't see why. Can they say it just by how I look? :rolleyes:

You can't tell by looking at someone if they're gay or not, but some of them do have their own unusual, recognisable style. But then that will be different in different countries.

[Pix]

Originally posted by Goodreams
But Pix,

The beard isn't the only things that can tickle... and I'm not talking about the hair. :rolleyes:

:rolleyes:

[ricmitch_uk]

:rolleyes:

[Good Dreams]

:rolleyes:

Bah... ok I'll shave but not all of it. I couldn't take the shock. I feel naked without beard.

Btw, my hair is long because I like when the wind passes through it. It's like the dogs who like to put their nose out of the car's window.

[Pix]

:confused:

[Good Dreams]

What?

[Jamagei]

no, don't shave the beard. If women don't like you for who you are then they aren't worth knowing. besides i shaved my beard off and felt like a tw*t until i could grow it back. But what sort of beard do you have... shave it to a goatee or something...

[Behemoth]

Women claim they don't like beards, but when you're eating their taco (ask Dennis for clarification), they quickly stop complaining...

:D

[Jamagei]

*Raises Glass to Behemoth*

Here, Here to that one.

C'mon ladies you know you love it.

[Good Dreams]

Hmm, yes, there's a brazilian girl who seems to like my beard. I didn't eat her ..*ahem* though.

But thanks to remind me of that Jamagei. It's a rather simple principle ("To be yourself"), but it is often forgot. :)

I won't shave all of it, just a bit then. Hmmm.... eating their ... interesting...

[Behemoth]

good luck fuzzy-face :D

[kedaman]

i was thinking about getting rid of mine, but now i changed my mind

[Behemoth]

beards rule.

Long hair's cool too

Only problem is when people can't see your face (the Lynx advert)

[kedaman]

long hairs? no way, beards maybe

[Jamagei]

Depends on how long. If it is long enough to have in a pony tail that reaches below your shoulders (and you do it) then i refuse to speak to you. Shoulder length long is quite cool. But definatly beards.

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[ghost ryder]

i have a beard, its trimmed, so it looks cool, and behemoth is right about the taco thing ;)

and if girls dont like u coz of the beard, then they r pretty shallow

in conclusion:

BEARDS ROCK!! :D

[zmerlinz]

Originally posted by ghost ryder


BEARDS ROCK!!

that must hurt :). BTW the tacco thing, oh yes the ladies love it though i find that stubble is prefered. oh and Ghost you say anything to Rach about this and i will kill you, or she will what ever you are fearful of the most :)

[Jamagei]

Dean, is this is in your wide experience that women prefer stubble? or just this Rachael (I have been told my stubble scratches really badly) Or (no offense meant here) is your stubble well "Stubble" that is "Bum Fluff" LOL I mean is it soft stubble (in effect not stubble) either that or this Rachael likes a bit of rough. LOL

[ghost ryder]

*runs in2 a corner, gets in2 the foetal position and rocks back and forth in terror*

please dont tell rach, please dont tell rach, please dont tell rach, please dont tell rach, please dont tell rach, please dont tell rach, please dont tell rach, please dont tell rach, please dont tell rach, please dont tell rach, please dont tell rach, please dont tell rach, please dont tell rach, please dont tell rach, please dont tell rach, please dont tell rach, please dont tell rach, please dont tell rach, please dont tell rach, please dont tell rach, please dont tell rach, please dont tell rach, please dont tell rach, please dont tell rach

[zmerlinz]

Originally posted by Jamagei
Dean, is this is in your wide experience that women prefer stubble? or just this Rachael (I have been told my stubble scratches really badly) Or (no offense meant here) is your stubble well "Stubble" that is "Bum Fluff" LOL I mean is it soft stubble (in effect not stubble) either that or this Rachael likes a bit of rough. LOL

firstly i am a one man woman, and no my stubble is real man stubble, i am informed that it tickles ??

[ghost ryder]

Originally posted by zmerlinz


firstly i am a one man woman

REALLY??

so the truth comes out now dean!!

so wot r u tryin 2 say about rach then??

*joke*LOL*joke*

[zmerlinz]

Originally posted by ghost ryder


REALLY??

so the truth comes out now dean!!

so wot r u tryin 2 say about rach then??

*joke*LOL*joke*

Please don't tell anyone the truth, i don't want everyone to know ;)

arrgghh crap i knew that something was wrong, and about Rach you know that she is ALL WOMAN but does dressing up in womans clothes count ?? :rolleyes:

[Jamagei]

Ok, i don't think we have to worry about Goodreams looking like a woman, we have our very own TV (Transvestite for anyone who is new and not been corrupted by this pit of vile smut(VBWorld) that i like to call home) Dean!! Well done for having the courage to 'Come out'

LOL.

I must have very coarse stubble then. Hehe Real Man Stubble. YEAH!! *Howls in the direction of the moon*

[zmerlinz]

words just fail me at this point ;)

[Jamagei]

Well you'd better start thinking I've just told Rachael you wear her underwear.

*Laughs Evilly* MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA

[barrk]

Originally posted by Behemoth
Women claim they don't like beards, but when you're eating their taco (ask Dennis for clarification), they quickly stop complaining...

:D


:)

[CiberTHuG]

*pipes up from under his mounting pile of work*

Yeah, no complaints about the goatee/mustache, though I have to say I like it better if she shaves. What can I say, I'm spoiled. 'Course, I haven't had Mexican in years.

Anyway... to the topic, yes, Goo Dreams, your pic looks ambigious. I'm trying to picture you with a beard (in the only picture I've seen, your avatar) and I can't help but laugh. Sorry. 'Course, the flannel shirt and pet bear in my mind doesn't help.

[ricmitch_uk]

Goatee beards kick @$$

[zmerlinz]

Originally posted by Jamagei
Well you'd better start thinking I've just told Rachael you wear her underwear.

*Laughs Evilly* MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Now what will she thing of me ???

BTW Rachel only has one "a"

[Good Dreams]

Anyway... to the topic, yes, Goo Dreams, your pic looks ambigious.

Well, yes! That's why I like this picture. :D

goo
1: a viscid or sticky substance
2: sickly sentimentality

ream
1: a quantity of paper that is variously 480, 500, or 516 sheets
2: to enlarge or shape with a reamer
3: to clear or clean with a reamer

reamer a tool with cutting edges that is used to enlarge or shape a hole

The Merriam-Webster Dictionary

Finnaly I had the patience to write this down. :D
[list=1]
My dreams are not only wet dreams
I don't work with a reamer nor with holes (yet)
[/list=1]
Conclusion: you can call me Goodreams as it's written, GD as parksie once called me, or simply David. Okay? :rolleyes:
I hope I put it clear enough, specialy for you, CiberTHuG :rolleyes:

Oh, and Jamagei,
Ok, i don't think we have to worry about Goodreams looking like a woman, we have our very own TV (...)

I'm not a tranvesty hehe :)

[zmerlinz]

he was talking about me not you :)

[Jamagei]

Originally posted by zmerlinz

Now what will she think of me ???

BTW Rachel only has one "a"

Oh, sorry, she's one of 'those' Rachels. :D (only joking)

Chances are she'll just think you're kinky :D not such a bad thing. I tend to find that stockings aren't good for support though and they make me itch....

[Static]

Goodreams

Sorry to jump on this one a little late :rolleyes: but I have thought (judging from the av) that you WERE a girl! Zoinks! Dude! Cut your hair SHORT! that is a chicks do...no good. And I Know some women that LIKE beards. (ok fine..maybe 2)

[chrisjk]

Originally posted by geoff_xrx
I Know some women that LIKE beards. :eek: Women with beards. Woah!!:eek: :eek:

[Good Dreams]

geoff_xrx,

Btw, my hair is long because I like when the wind passes through it. It's like the dogs who like to put their nose out of the car's window.

I don't like it neither too short because of the cold, neither too long because it gives too much work. :eek: When I don't take care of it and it's very long, I become a monster :double eek: and I scare my teachers (that's the good part)! ;)

[Static]

well cut it short and put a HAT on! LOL
:)