Spoonerism

Behemoth · Apr 23rd, 2001, 10:52 AM

A favourite (© Arbiter) of mine

Whats the difference between a fish and a goat?

Well one mucks around in fountains...

**barrk** · Apr 23rd, 2001, 12:39 PM

Originally posted by zmerlinz
WE can have such things as Wennis Drenn

No we can't....I've heard this is extremely contagious....

**zmerlinz** · Apr 23rd, 2001, 12:41 PM

you can if you use protection

**barrk** · Apr 23rd, 2001, 02:39 PM

Is there an effective protection against Wennis Drenn?

**zmerlinz** · Apr 23rd, 2001, 02:43 PM

a steel helmet

a pick axe ??

denniswrenn · Apr 23rd, 2001, 02:47 PM

What is the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?

The pickpocket snatches your watch...

**barrk** · Apr 23rd, 2001, 02:57 PM

Originally posted by zmerlinz
a steel helmet a pick axe ??

Both sound rather painful......maybe we should try abstinence.......JUST SAY NO TO WENNIS DRENN!!

denniswrenn · Apr 23rd, 2001, 02:59 PM

Originally posted by barrk

Both sound rather painful......maybe we should try abstinence.......JUST SAY NO TO WENNIS DRENN!!

Oh come on.... that's just mean.... it's not like.. anybody actually said yes to start with...

**parksie** · Apr 23rd, 2001, 03:00 PM

Hehehe

**parksie** · Apr 23rd, 2001, 03:01 PM

Originally posted by denniswrenn

Oh come on.... that's just mean.... it's not like.. anybody actually said yes to start with...

Poor Dennis

**barrk** · Apr 23rd, 2001, 03:04 PM

OK....I'll give you a break

JUST SAY YES TO DENNIS.........

should I specify a sexual orientation here???

Females only need apply

**barrk** · Apr 23rd, 2001, 03:04 PM

OK....I'll give you a break

JUST SAY YES TO DENNIS.........

should I specify a sexual orientation here???

Females only need reply

denniswrenn · Apr 23rd, 2001, 03:06 PM

yay!!!

**parksie** · Apr 23rd, 2001, 03:10 PM

Twice as well! Lucky Dennis!

**barrk** · Apr 23rd, 2001, 03:14 PM

Not yet........but we hope he gets lucky!!!!!

OMG what am I saying......he's far too young........can I change my stance or is it too late???

denniswrenn · Apr 23rd, 2001, 03:15 PM

Damn... Was afraid somebody was going to remember my age

**barrk** · Apr 23rd, 2001, 03:21 PM

Just say yes to smooching and holding hands with Dennis

(You are only allowed to smooch and hold hands at your age....just nice little smooches too!!)

**zmerlinz** · Apr 23rd, 2001, 03:37 PM

Katie you didn't specify where the smooches could be though

denniswrenn · Apr 23rd, 2001, 03:38 PM

Little smoochies, that's it? Well, that's not fair... unless you don't make up any rules about where the smoochie can be...

**barrk** · Apr 23rd, 2001, 03:40 PM

The smooches must be somewhere that you would not be arrested for showing in public.....

denniswrenn · Apr 23rd, 2001, 03:41 PM

Oh... You've taken almost all the fun out of smooching

**Ianpbaker** · Apr 23rd, 2001, 03:42 PM

spoonerism (SPOON-uhr-iz'm), noun:
something that Ian Buggers up.

For a very long time one of my nicknames has been spooner ( about 5 years now). So a spoonerism could be classed as something I do

Ian

**zmerlinz** · Apr 23rd, 2001, 03:44 PM

so you're a spoon Ian, what type ?? and do you find it a fulfilling job ??

**barrk** · Apr 23rd, 2001, 03:46 PM

Obviously he's a silver spoon since he's in the clan of the Silver Service!!!!!!!

Dennis.....don't be in such a hurry.....there's plenty of time for you to become as corrupt as the rest of us!

denniswrenn · Apr 23rd, 2001, 03:46 PM

Originally posted by Ianpbaker
spoonerism (SPOON-uhr-iz'm), noun:
something that Ian Buggers up.

one of my nicknames has been spooner

Huh? I clearly heard '******'.... Maybe you need to get your ears checked

**parksie** · Apr 23rd, 2001, 03:47 PM

K&D this is getting disgusting and I won't stand for it

I usually sit when I use the computer

Carry on!

**chrisjk** · Apr 23rd, 2001, 03:47 PM

My mate calls himself Spoonboy. He reckons he got it from the Matrix (that kid who bent the spoons - it says "Spoon boy" in the credits). He now goes by the name Spoontang, but has been Spooner in the past.

denniswrenn · Apr 23rd, 2001, 03:48 PM

Originally posted by barrk
Dennis.....don't be in such a hurry.....there's plenty of time for you to become as corrupt as the rest of us!

Don't you mean physically corrupt? I'm already as mentally corrupt as I'll ever be

**barrk** · Apr 23rd, 2001, 03:53 PM

Don't limit yourself me boy! There's always some way to improve oneself!!!!!!

**HarryW** · Apr 23rd, 2001, 03:56 PM

When I was a kid ("When I were a boy..."), 'spoon' used to be an insult on approximately the same sort of level as 'gimp', only without the weird sexual preferences. Is the nickname something you chose or was it enforced?

**Ianpbaker** · Apr 23rd, 2001, 04:17 PM

harry - it was inforced, but nothing as perverted as that.

With a company I used to work for (Ok, I admit it, I used to be a manager at mcdonalds

) we used to play indoor football each week, and to say the least, i'm not exactly the best footballer in the world. Thus every time I used to shoot, I would "Spoon" The ball away. Thus equating to the nickname of spooner. Haven't been able to get rid of it ever since. I must admit though as far as nicknames go, it isn't too bad, unlike dennis's "Sheep Shagger"

denniswrenn · Apr 23rd, 2001, 04:23 PM

Originally posted by Ianpbaker
I must admit though as far as nicknames go, it isn't too bad, unlike dennis's "Sheep Shagger"

Hey!!! Nobody was supposed to know about that but you!

**HarryW** · Apr 23rd, 2001, 04:32 PM

Not even the sheep? Or... err... you didn't eat it did you?

denniswrenn · Apr 23rd, 2001, 06:35 PM

Originally posted by HarryW
Not even the sheep? Or... err... you didn't eat it did you?

Ewwwwwwww.....

which kind of eat? *shudder*

gaffa · Apr 24th, 2001, 04:19 AM

Back to actual spoonerisms....

There is a company in Melbourne called "The Big Duck And Fish Company". Apparently they make very very big dishes.....

- gaffa

denniswrenn · Apr 24th, 2001, 05:22 AM

Or very big dic*s..

**zmerlinz** · Apr 24th, 2001, 08:44 AM

Originally posted by honeybee

Going with the spirit of the thread subject, I wonder what the above phrase would yield. My etiquettes do not permit me to say that in public, but Door ...

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damn i missed that one

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