Ianpbaker
Apr 20th, 2001, 08:45 AM
MOST SEMEN SWALLOWED
Michelle Monahan had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out of
her stomach in Los Angeles in July 1991.
LONGEST PUBES
Maoni Vi of Cape Town has hair measuring 32 inches
from the armpits and 28 inches from her vagina.
MOST CAVERNOUS CROTCH
Linda Manning of Los Angeles could, without
preparation,
completely insert a lubricated American football into
her vagina.
ZITS
In July 1987, Carl Chadwick of Rugby, England,
squeezed
a zit and projected a detectable amount of yellow pus
a
distance of 7ft 1inch.
WORST DRINK
The most horrible drink to be considered a beverage
and safely drunk is Khoona. It is drunk by
Afghani tribesmen on their wedding night and
consists of a small amount of still-warm
very recently attained bull semen. It is believed to
be
a potent aphrodisiac.
MOST OFFENSIVE COCKTAIL
This is available from a few select bars in New
York. It contains tomato juice, a double shot of
vodka, a spoonful of French mustard and a dash of
lime. It is not mixed,but served with a
tampon(unused)
of a cocktail umbrella and is known as a 'C*nt Pump'.
GREATEST DISTANCE ATTAINED FOR A JET OF SEMEN
Horst Schultz achieved 18 ft 9 in with a
'substantial'
amount of seminal fluid. He also hold the records
for the greatest height (12 ft 4in) and the
greatest speed of ejaculation, or muzzle velocity,
with
42.7mph.
LONGEST TURD
The longest dump ever verified was produced by an
American, who produced a 'staggering turd' over a
period of 2 hr 12 mins which was officially measured
at 12 ft 2in. The offender is banned from 134
washrooms
in his state.
MOST PROLONGED FART
Bernard Clemmens of London managed to sustain a fart
for
an officially recorded time of 2 mins 42 seconds.
Michelle Monahan had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out of
her stomach in Los Angeles in July 1991.
LONGEST PUBES
Maoni Vi of Cape Town has hair measuring 32 inches
from the armpits and 28 inches from her vagina.
MOST CAVERNOUS CROTCH
Linda Manning of Los Angeles could, without
preparation,
completely insert a lubricated American football into
her vagina.
ZITS
In July 1987, Carl Chadwick of Rugby, England,
squeezed
a zit and projected a detectable amount of yellow pus
a
distance of 7ft 1inch.
WORST DRINK
The most horrible drink to be considered a beverage
and safely drunk is Khoona. It is drunk by
Afghani tribesmen on their wedding night and
consists of a small amount of still-warm
very recently attained bull semen. It is believed to
be
a potent aphrodisiac.
MOST OFFENSIVE COCKTAIL
This is available from a few select bars in New
York. It contains tomato juice, a double shot of
vodka, a spoonful of French mustard and a dash of
lime. It is not mixed,but served with a
tampon(unused)
of a cocktail umbrella and is known as a 'C*nt Pump'.
GREATEST DISTANCE ATTAINED FOR A JET OF SEMEN
Horst Schultz achieved 18 ft 9 in with a
'substantial'
amount of seminal fluid. He also hold the records
for the greatest height (12 ft 4in) and the
greatest speed of ejaculation, or muzzle velocity,
with
42.7mph.
LONGEST TURD
The longest dump ever verified was produced by an
American, who produced a 'staggering turd' over a
period of 2 hr 12 mins which was officially measured
at 12 ft 2in. The offender is banned from 134
washrooms
in his state.
MOST PROLONGED FART
Bernard Clemmens of London managed to sustain a fart
for
an officially recorded time of 2 mins 42 seconds.