1. Currently debating whether we should switch to the US dollar. Now l ain't an economist but l don't see how this can just happen. Surely the US would have to argree, and then ship out a few container ships fulled with currency.

2. The Sydney Kings bet the Crocs in game 1 of the playoffs after getting hammered by these guys all season

3. A US aircraft carrier arrives in Sydney Harbour and we still haven't managed to kidnap all the crew and claim it collide with an OZ warship in our waters

4.Our Treasurer claims that consumer confidence is up because of a 1.8% increase in retail revenues, and no one points out to him that inflation is running at 3% therefore there is a net decrease in actual purchases

5. Neither Jethro or Beacon make the Cleo 50 most eligable Bacholar list.

6. The Hurricanes bet the Brumbles on Friday night Ok l might have dreamt that last one.: