What be Microsoft?

[Microbasic]

What is microsoft?

Is it Bill? What is it?

[parksie]

I assume you voted "monopoly" ;)

[zmerlinz]

mi·cro (mkr)
adj.

Basic or small-scale: the economy's performance at the micro level

soft (sôft, sft)
adj. soft·er, soft·est.


Easily molded, cut, or worked.
Yielding readily to pressure or weight.
Out of condition; flabby.
Smooth or fine to the touch: a soft fabric.



so basiclly it is a small companie that is easily molded, cut, or worked and yields readily to pressure or weight

yeah right :rolleyes:

[zmerlinz]

Originally posted by parksie
I assume you voted "monopoly" ;)

that was me :)

and who voted "good software" !!!!

[parksie]

That was me :p

[kedaman]

1+1=3

i think

Originally posted by parksie
That was me :p

Parksie, I think you should have learnt better after them men in white costs finished, or did they? ummmmmmmmm

[parksie]

They're still supervising me :D

[Warmaster199]

According to M$, 1+1=3! :D Microsoft makes alot of important stuff (O.S.'s, Compilers, Utilities, etc...), but alot of the stuff that they make has bugs, hence the 1+1=3... :rolleyes:

[chrisjk]

who the hell keeps voting for "A place to find good software". Best joke I heard today.

And I had a stand-up comedian round for lunch ;)

[Steel_Phoenix]

Where does it say 1+1=3? (I need a good laugh :D)

[Warmaster199]

Originally posted by Microbasic
What is microsoft?

Is it Bill? What is it?
It's a company (Well, you asked :rolleyes: )

[Beacon]

Who is Bill?

And what has to do with gates? Do you mean Mathew Gates or gates as in:

"I opened the gates and all the bugs came in"?

Does he make good gates, i'm hoping so coz i just just bought one called Office and it's gates keep getting stuck halfway and i lose everything!

[CiberTHuG]

"A place to get good software"?

Wow... I have some **** on a stick. Would you be interested in that, too? I mean, I can put an MS logo on it if you want. It is just as good as NT 4, Win98, much better than NT 3.51 and WinMe. It isn't quite as good as Win2K. I mean, it runs just as well, it just doesn't look as pretty.

Well, I mean, it isn't going to fall off the stick or nothing.

[chrismitchell]

Micro****e!!!!!