Film Quotes

[chrismitchell]

James Bond

"No Mr Bond, I expect you to die!"

[Geoff Gunson]

Austin Powers

One millllion dollas

Simpsons

[Mayour Quimby is sat in a Motel room with a chick when Bart drives by with the cops and Loi says]

That's the Mayours car, he's out polling the electorate tonight.

Not really a film but hey sue me ;)

Geoff

[Jamagei]

*BANG*
Oh, i'm sorry, did i break your concentration? Please continue....oh you've finished well allow me to retort

what does Marselles Wallace look like?
What?
WHAT does Marselles Wallace look like?
What?
Do you speak English?
What?
What country you from?
What?
What, ain't no country i ever heard of. Do you speak english in what?
what?
say what one more time! say it! i dare you, i double dare you. just say it one more time! now, what does Marselles Wallace look like?
He..he's big... and black...
Does he look like a *****?
what?
*BANG*
DOES HE LOOK LIKE A *****?
NO!!!
Then why are you trying to ***** him like a *****?

ok, so it's more of a script than a quote, but who cares, Pulp Fiction rules.

"Zed's dead baby..."

[Jamagei]

it'll takes 30 minutes to get there... i'll be there in 10. - Winston Wolff

[chrismitchell]

I don't remember putting the Thread name as Pulp Fiction Film Quotes........

I admit its a good film, but there are better!

Well go on then...

- "I want to take his...face...off"
- "No more drugs for that man..."

[Jamagei]

Neo:I know kung fu!
Morpheus: Show me

[tumblingdown]

A copper. How do you like that boys, a copper...



td.

everybody falls on their first try...

[Arbiter]

What kind of *****ed up tour is this?

[chrismitchell]

Thank you....

"heh heh, heh heh, that was cool!"

[Geoff Gunson]

You've never seen me very upset

[Jamagei]

Lets play a game...
what game?
it's called.... Sydney gets gutted like a *****ing pig

Orginally posted by Arbiter
What kind of *****ed up tour is this?

is it from the same film as

You were about to call me nigger
no i wasn't... i was going to call you *******, *******!

"mon - key...mon - key..."

[Geoff Gunson]

Lets play a game...
what game?
it's called.... Sydney gets gutted like a *****ing pig

I take this is from Scream X??

But what are the other quotes form, It's bugging me as I know I have seen the film I just can't remember.

It's not three kings is it??

Cheers

BOB

[Jamagei]

Originally posted by Geoff Gunson


I take this is from Scream X??

But what are the other quotes form, It's bugging me as I know I have seen the film I just can't remember.

It's not three kings is it??

Cheers

BOB

Yes it's from Scream 3 (if i rememeber rightly) now as for arbiters, i think it is from Die Hard 3: With a vengeance. the other quote i did
You were about to call me nigger
no i wasn't... i was going to call you *******, *******!
is most definatley from DH3

behemoths was from Matrix as was my other one before that. probably christmitchells
heh heh, that was cool
was more than likely from Beavis and butthead do america

i have no idea where your
mon-key... mon-key
comes from though....

[Geoff Gunson]

Howdy

"mon - key...mon - key..."

There aren't 12 of them are there?

TIM

there were indeedy...

cockney accent"you're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off..."

[Jamagei]

Behemoth - LOL :D TOP FILM *****

I hated 12 monkeys. crap film

[zmerlinz]

here are my favourites

"suck me beautiful!!"

"Well its safer than a tube sock"

".... and one time at band camp, i stuck a flute up my p**sy"

the last one is american pie.

[Geoff Gunson]

Suck me beautiful

could be from any number of quality top shelf films.

I enjoyed 12 monkeys. what did you dislike about it?

Your Mother is a hamster and your Father smells
of elderberries and I fart in your general direction
PPPPHFFFFFFTTTTT!!

Originally posted by chenko
PPPPHFFFFFFTTTTT!!
thats the best fart noise you could do?

[Geoff Gunson]

The Holy Grail, Monty Python, Top Film

DAN

[Jamagei]

Behemoth, geoff - all of merlins quotes were form american pie :D

Monty python films are great :D

i don't like films that have crap endings. i mean he didn't win. and he got to figure out that he is the thing that freaks him out at night.... it just didn't like it really.

i like happy endings :)

aha -
I like nihilisitic (there- that word again!) ending that leave you thinking. The Matrix would have been far better without that shoddy ending (brilliant film though)...

[hiss]Obi-Wan has taught you well...

[Jamagei]

Where will i go?, what will i do?
Frankly my dear, i don't give a damn hehe golden oldies, what a load of old bo**cks

[Jamagei]

From a newish very good film

(hint: a dog is saying this to an old man)

Hey old man. I got the ****ing munchies real bad

[Geoff Gunson]

Hi Jamagei


i don't like films that have crap endings. i mean he didn't win. and he got to figure out that he is the thing that freaks him out at night.... it just didn't like it really.

What didn't he win? I don't understand.

Also on the topic of weird films, Total Recall, is the whole film based around the memory chip, i.e. what we see is what arne had paid for, or is it that he really was a top agent / bad guy. Who knows.

And I have a question, John boy and Sambo (I know them both personally) are carrying a suitcase in the film Plup Fiction. But what is in the suit case?

It's not drugs or gold, too obverous for Quiten.

Do you know???

Geoff

[Jamagei]

Hell yeah

Marselles Wallace had a plaster on the back of his neck. now when satan removes souls it is done so from the back of the neck. the combonation on the breifcase was 666 (number of the beast not satan) then when the man with the '*****ing hand cannon' shot at them he missed every time. Divine intervention - nothing is more holy or good than saving a soul (which technically vince (and i can't rememeber samuel l.'s name (DAMMIT!!)) were doing (saving a soul that is)

so the answer is Marselles Wallaces soul was in the briefcase. :D

I do like films that make me think, i just didn't like the ending to the story. that was all :)

[Geoff Gunson]

A gold star is in the post :)

Marcellus Wallaces soul was in the suitcase?
A standard media student's answer...I have some questions.

Why does the devil remove souls through the neck?

Why / how do John and Samuel's characters have the briefcase?

How does this mean they're "saving" MWs soul?

Is MW intrinsically good or evil?

Why is it that Vince(?) does eventually get shot - where is the divine intervention there?

[Jamagei]

John got shot in the end because he didn't believe whereas Sam did believe and was ultimatly saved.

It doesn't matter if MW is good or evil, everyone is capable of remorse and having a soul, if they repent they (apparently) are good.

S+J get the briefcase by killing the people who stole it in the first place, MW was doing a deal with the devil and the guys who got killed *****ed it up. They were redeemed of the killing because they were doing the holiest of holies.

don't know why the devil removes souls through the neck, he just does. probably something to do with the neck being vunerable and near the brain.

[chrismitchell]

Originally posted by Behemoth
Marcellus Wallaces soul was in the suitcase?
A standard media student's answer...I have some questions.

Why does the devil remove souls through the neck?



The Devil removes Souls through the neck because if you check your literature (of Roman history especially). It was the easiest way to kill someone and they thought that was the quickest way to release the soul into the afterlife.

[Geoff Gunson]

Marcellus Wallaces soul was in the suitcase?
A standard media student's answer...I have some questions.

Why does the devil remove souls through the neck?
Says so in the Bible

Why / how do John and Samuel's characters have the briefcase?
They had a soul grabbing machine - I don't know its a fecking film :)

How does this mean they're "saving" MWs soul?
They managed to get back the soul and are returing it to MW

Is MW intrinsically good or evil?
He's a bad Mother F****R

Why is it that Vince(?) does eventually get shot - where is the divine intervention there?

Cos in the film sambo says, this is it for me blah blah I am quitting after this job, Johno go's no way man I am staying in the game, so God protected them whilst saving MW soul and after that, i.e. fighting Brucy baby he was on his own.

How does Bruce Willis fit into all this?

[Jamagei]

ahhhhh, that's probably why, when Samurai commited Seppuku (similar to hari-kiri) they had a friend chop off their head afterwards......

[Geoff Gunson]

How does Bruce Willis fit into all this?

Bruce is the guy who said Z's dead baby.

He's the boxer who didn't throw the flight who then caught John taking a dump and shot at rather close range with a big gun. Also Brucy saved MW arse from being pounded by a sick copper and had copious amounts of sex with some forien looking bird.

Member?

Geoff

Of course I remember his character, but how does he fit into all this souls, devil/beast and god business?

[Jamagei]

i think he meant in the general scheme of things, whether or not Bruce had a part in the whole soul saving thing that was going on.

oh, good quote (just after the ass *****ing incident

MW: I'm gonna get some boys down to go over this John Holmes Mother *****er with a blow torch and a pair of pliers

oh yeah!! :D

[Geoff Gunson]

He was the next Job for Johno, whilst doing the soul thingy he was protected ( devien introvetion) however because he didn't stop there, i.e. he was sent to kill Bruce God got pissed and had him shot.

I like the film cos it starts and ends in the same point and the middle is in fact after the end.

I am sure that the soul business was posted by the big Q on some Bulletin bord like this because sooo many people where trying to figure out what was in the case.


Geoff

is this lot "fact" or has some bunch of students come along and speculated all of this?

[Arbiter]

Originally posted by Jamagei
ahhhhh, that's probably why, when Samurai commited Seppuku (similar to hari-kiri) they had a friend chop off their head afterwards......

Japanese commited Hara Kiri (Seppuku is Chinese). And if you're interested the friend who chopped their head off was there in capacity as an official witness.

[Ianpbaker]

Great Quote From Lock Stock and two smoking barrels

"You cheeky Northern Monkeys"

ahm gonna git you!

[Geoff Gunson]

is this lot "fact" or has some bunch of students come along and speculated all of this?

I herd it of me mate's, uncles, husbands, neighbours missus

so it has to be fact

Suppose the only way to prove it one way or tother will be to phone the big Q himself

001 555-12-12-34

Also Mr. B why do two completly random people both know the same useless tish?

Geoff

[Arbiter]

I believe the quotes are:

Kenny: I ayt dese suthern faires...

Barry: Fackin' narthern monkeys...

Don't get me wrong, I'd heard a stripped down version of this myself (I was about to post in response to your question, but Jamagei beat me to it.), I just wanted a little clarification.

ta :D

Arbiter-

surely you mean:

fackang nartharn mankays

[Jamagei]

Originally posted by Arbiter


Japanese commited Hara Kiri (Seppuku is Chinese). And if you're interested the friend who chopped their head off was there in capacity as an official witness.

are you sure?. i thought Hara Kiri was disembowelment, to save hounour and to stop your self falling into enemy hands. whereas seppuku was as you said kinda official witness. but was done really to save honour.

(in Total War (game) there is a video sequence called seppuke where a man disembowels himself, then someone chops off his head. and that is based on japanese samurai. Going on Sun Tsu's Art of war and bushido)

[Arbiter]

I'ts rather hard to translate the dulcet tongue of 'Savverners' onto the page....

Peasants.

[Arbiter]

Sun Tzu was Chinese...

bloody southerners..!

http://authorsdirectory.com/c/sunzu10.htm

[Jamagei]

D'oh. Dammit and Darn. Bugger. good point. forgetfullness, please forgive....

[Jamagei]

Yeah, bloody northern monkeys :D

[Jamagei]

and anyway, i am not the one who had to ask what Pulp Fiction was about

[parksie]

You have the right to remain dead. Anything you say can and will be considered very strange because you're dead. You have the right to an attorney, but it won't do you any good because you're dead. Do you understand these rights that have just been read to you? Are you even listening? It would be a lot easier if you were a little more cooperative!

[Jamagei]

That's not a knife....This is a knife

[Fox]

Not really a quote, but I just love this scene!


Trinity jumps up in the air, then, time stops and the camera makes a 360° turn around her. Finally she kicks a police men away, then runs along the wall and flees out the door.


Damn I really do love it!

Download my DVD-ripped Trinity-scene here (500 KB; Save as...) (http://orion.spaceports.com/~mccloud/downloads/trinity.zip)

Here's a quote anyways:


"I think we can handle one little girl. I sent two units, they're bringing her down now." - "No lieutenant, your men are alread dead."


*smile* I love it!

[chrisjk]

How about I give you the finger.....and you give me my phone call. Tell me Mr. Anderson. What good is a phone call....if you're unable to speak?

[Fox]

*hehe* thats also nice though :) But the scene I posted above is my absolutely favourite movie scene every ;) :D ;eek: :rolleyes:

[CiberTHuG]

"You stood up to be counted with the enemy of everything the Grail stands for. I don't give a damn what you say!"

Burn.

[tumblingdown]

"Nice rosco Porter"


td.

[Gaffer]

"Nice beaver" - Naked Gun

"Time to Die" - Bladerunner

[tumblingdown]

dude, it's not very hard if you give the answer ;-)



td.

[chrisjk]

Where's my car dude?
Dude, where's your car?
Where's my car dude?
Dude, where's your car?
Where's my car dude?
He he he Dude, where's your car?
It's not funny, where's my car dude?

What's mine say?
Dude. What's mine say?
Sweet. What's mine say?
Dude. What's mine say?
SWEEEEEET. WHAT'S MINE SAY!!??!
DUUUUUDE. WHAT'S MINE SAY!!?!?!

[Jamagei]

There can be only one.

This is my rifle.
There are many like it but this one is mine.

[Geoff Gunson]

I think this is my favourite one:

[Cockney accent]
Your a big man, but your out of shape, and I do this for a living. Now behave!
[/Cockney accent]


*grab*
*block*
*slap*

_______________________________________________________________
Geoff

I was just going to come in here and post those.

Cracking film...I'd forgotten I'd seen it before. :D

[Jamagei]

any of you mother ******ng pigs move and i'll execute every mother ******ng last one of you

hehe, more pulp fiction.

[Beacon]

C'mon!!!!!

"Get Busy Living or Get Busy Dying"

or

"In the middle of this field is a tree and a rock wall. Under neath the tree in the wall there's a rock that has no earthly business in bieng there!

[Geoff Gunson]

Will everyone please stop getting shot!

Where the F**K have you been.
It's 2am, your carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertiliser, you don't look like your average-fu*king-Horticulturalist.

You know what they say, guns for show knifes for a pro.

Jesus Nick you have enough lira to choke a dosen donkeys.

[Beacon]

lock, stock!!!
choice film!!

You mean there trying to sell me my own ****ing weed!

[Geoff Gunson]

lock, stock!!!
choice film!!

You mean there trying to sell me my own ****ing weed!

Made me chuckel

Me and a mate of mine watched it so much we could neary recite it from start to finish. (Sad i know)


Ta-ta

Geoff

[Arbiter]

I was like that with a friend of mine, we could re-enact whole chunks of the film

It got to the point where we were managing to fit in psuedo quote everywhere:

I'm not getting the coffees, you go get the f**king coffees, I drive the car!!

etc...

[Jamagei]

What have we got?
loads of drugs, a bag full of money and.... a traffic warden.

I ******ng hate trafic wardens......*thump* *kick* *wallop*

chill winstaan

Now as i know of your rep. i will choose my words very carefully. you can tell Harry... to go **** himself

[Beacon]

"You call that a knife?"
"This is a knife"
Croc Dundee
Struth a better not show i'm ozzie or Chrisjk will come after me again!

Lock, Stock:

The best bit is when he slaps that guy to do death with the black dildo!

[HarryW]

That quote's already been nabbed I'm afraid. Maybe you'd like to choose another fine Australian film that represents your culture, like Priscilla, Queen of the Desert? :rolleyes:

[Jamagei]

yup, i am afraid that was me who said that one :D

[chrisjk]

Originally posted by Beacon
Struth a better not show i'm ozzie or Chrisjk will come after me again!i told ya alrea'y, Dundee, quit y' dissin' or Bond, James Bond 'll be 'beatin' ya sensless mon.

Stage Direction: Austin Powers in the background cleaning teath with lucozade

The light which burns twice as brightly burns half as long -
And you have burned ever so brightly...

[kedaman]

Neo: That's why i have to go
Tank: Why?

[Geoff Gunson]

Neo: That's why i have to go
Tank: Why?

Have you noticed that Neo was the "one" and Neo is an anagram of one??

G:)

[Jamagei]

oh, never noticed that :D nice one.

[Jamagei]

I bet the Rabbit gets *****ed
What? proper *****ed?

anyone guess the film :)

[kedaman]

Originally posted by Geoff Gunson


Have you noticed that Neo was the "one" and Neo is an anagram of one??

G:)
cool :) Neo means new too

Morpheus is the god of dreams, how ironic that it was he that facilitated Neo's awakening...

[Jamagei]

If Morpheus was the God of dreams then surely it is not ironic as it also means that he is the Master of the Dreams. That is what the Matrix was a Dream. It is quite a well chosen name.

[Geoff Gunson]

I bet the Rabbit gets *****ed
What? proper *****ed?

Snatch???!?!

Do I win a prize?

Geoff

[HarryW]

Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.
I've got a plan, and it's as hot as my pants!
Hi there bridesmaid, like the beard. Gives me something to hang on to.
Okay so they're not film quotes, but they're just as good ;)

Back to the films then:
How shall we ***** off, O Lord?
Torture you, that's good, that's a good idea, I like that.
What did you expect, yellow spandex?

[parksie]

Sir, the override. It's been overridden.

[Geoff Gunson]

Do you really want to go to red altert, that would mean changing the blub.

There's an old androide saying.... 10100010111000110001100011010001001
Which means don't stand around gabbering while your lifes in danger!

This is the April,May,June and July fool, the gape of the decade....

[Jamagei]

Ace Rimmer : Cat, you're sharper than a sheet of Oscar Wilde's witticism rolled up to a point, dipped in lemon juice and jabed in my eye.
Cat : Damn! That's Sharp!

hehe :D

[Lord Orwell]

"what's that?"
"Thats my Octo*****"



"I am NOT the Messiah!"
"You are too! I should know, i've followed a few!"



"RedRum RedRum! (wierd al)"



"step one: instead of ass say buns, as in kiss my buns, or you buns hole"



"you have what you want, now give the people their air"
"f**k the people"



"chill out, dic*wad"



"Them are some long legs"
"I just had them lengthened. Now they go all the way up"



And finally, The observer of seppuku was there for two reasons.
One, to observe that the samauri died honorably.
Two, to help insure that he died honorably.
He did the 2nd by chopping off his head. The goal was for the samauri to die without crying out in pain. The quick death of beheading helped ensure that this happened.

For an example of Japanese seppuku, read the sunset warrior series, or the 7th carrier series.

[Lord Orwell]

a quick web search turned up this link with many japanese seppuku examples.

http://www.utexas.edu/depts/grg/ustudent/gcraft/fall97/brown/essays/seppuku.html

[Jamagei]

oh, here's a a good one

Mr Garrison: i think you children need to see the school councillor
Cartman : why don't you suck my balls?
Mr Garrison : WHAT DID YOU SAY?
Cartman : Oh i'm sorry. what i said was... (Pulls out a megaphone) WHY DON'T YOU SUCK MY BALLS? Mr. Garrison.

[HarryW]

Got to be picky I'm afraid and say that it was "how would you like to" at the beginning of both lines :rolleyes: Not that I have it on mp3 or anything ;)

[Jamagei]

bastard, but every one gets the general idea.

Dammit, son-of-a-*****, dammit