Is nothing sacred

Jethro · Mar 21st, 2001, 09:16 PM

Ok went to a party up here......took all thr normal things, beer...wine...the bong etc.

Left the bong alone for two minutes and somebody stole it!!!!!!!!! Now l got to say, who could be desparate enough to steal a used bong. The liquard in that thing is probably the most offensive stuff on the planet.

*Sign*....had to resort to joints.

Mar 22nd, 2001, 05:24 AM

HB, does bhong mean anything to you?

(different spelling, same item)

Mar 22nd, 2001, 06:27 AM

YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!

A bong, used or not, is never a stupid thing to steal!! just get it sterilized, add water, put in a cone, and it's like new

BTW, how dare you mention the black book..... it is sacred in the way I have had it for 3 years and it still virgin to ink or graphite.... Everybody must worship the book.....

**Jamagei** · Mar 22nd, 2001, 06:37 AM

ALL HAIL THE BOOK
ALL HAIL THE (SAD) KEEPER OF THE BOOK
FOR HE IS STILL A....... EMPTY BOOK KEEPER
BOW DOWN AND WORSHIP THY BOOK KEEPER

**Jamagei** · Mar 22nd, 2001, 06:38 AM

sorry dennis *looks sheepish*

**HarryW** · Mar 22nd, 2001, 02:02 PM

Hehe, maybe someone collects them?

You should just get a cone, a short length of hosepipe and some blu-tac or similar reuseable sealant-like material. Should the bong get stolen, you are well-prepared to construct a makeshift bong from whatever plastic bottles might be lying around, thus avoiding the prospect of a joints-only evening! Genius!

You back yet Jethro or are you just slacking off and getting on the net more, but still at this other job type thing?

Mar 23rd, 2001, 06:36 AM

no problem HB

**chrismitchell** · Mar 23rd, 2001, 06:39 AM

I think that trying to steal Sherry from Ian will be alot more dangerous... He would follow it like a dog.... Snif snif!

**alex_read** · Mar 23rd, 2001, 09:38 AM

A bong is a drug - cannabis if I'm right, rolled up into a cigarette shape and ...

anyway, have I completely missed THE BOOK ??? I've read the chit chat for ageds and never even heard of it

I wouldn't mind getting my hands on Ians Sherry, think how much there would be, you'd make a killing selling that lot on, that's got to be one of the best to nick ...

**barrk** · Mar 23rd, 2001, 10:20 AM

A bong is a water pipe sort of affair used to smoke cannibus..........not that I speak from personal experience or anything.....don't think for a minute that I do

**alex_read** · Mar 23rd, 2001, 10:23 AM

I was 1/2 right then, but I'm not an expert on it. Thanks for putting the record straight Katie - p.s. we all believe you

**barrk** · Mar 23rd, 2001, 10:25 AM

Thanks Alex..........I don't want my kids to find out that I had a wild and wonderous youth.......don't tell them okay? ;-)

**alex_read** · Mar 23rd, 2001, 10:30 AM

Won't say a word, just like your last incident I'm keeping quiet about ...

**barrk** · Mar 23rd, 2001, 10:31 AM

What a guy...........I appreciate your silence on these matters!

**parksie** · Mar 23rd, 2001, 02:19 PM

Well...he may be silent...but you never know........

Had great fun in Egypt with the ol' bongs

:wobblysmile:

Mar 26th, 2001, 05:39 PM

MUst be still in party mode after the great series win by Indian over Australia.

Katie

You still getting flash backs from the sixties.

Dennis

Don't worry big fella...you will no doubt fill out three or four books in due course.

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