What a load of pants

[Jamagei]

The trial of Lee Bowyer has been adjourned so he could change his trousers after he admitted he was not wearing any underpants.

scary huh?

[HarryW]

Eh? Who's he? Why on earth would someone be accusing him of not wearing pants, and who cares if he is?

[Jamagei]

He was (alledgedly) involved in a racial attack and was asked to change into the trousers that he wore when he (alledgedly) attacked an indian. Because the trousers were submitted as evidence but they don't think they are the right ones :) so, he was asked to put them on and he couldn't (no pants) It was in the headlines yesterday :D

[HarryW]

haha, that's classic tabloid headline material that is ;)

[parksie]

Oi...it went into our school newspaper :)