anatomical problem/dilema...

[Good Dreams]

If a girl held your head with her thighs what would you do? :D

[barrk]

Run.....................fast in the opposite direction!!!!!!!

Which head are you talking about? :rolleyes:

[Good Dreams]

How's that barrk??

I don't think Katie's into that kind of stuff....

[Good Dreams]

The head above your shoulders...

Damn... the other one would have been better ;)

[barrk]

barrk.........alias Kathryn.............alias Katie...........girls are NOT my thing..................euwwwwwwwwwwww!

[Good Dreams]

By the way...
Which head do you use to think?? :D

Do you even have to ask that? :rolleyes:

[Good Dreams]

We never know...

Yes you do!!! just use your head.... oh, wait, that's why you had to ask ;)

[parksie]

Depending on who walks past us men move from our big stupid head to our little stupid head :)

[Good Dreams]

I was just talking about this episode with a girl holding a (my) head and everyone thinks about the *****?

[barrk]

Originally posted by Goodreams
everyone thinks about the *****?

YEP!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by parksie
Depending on who walks past us men move from our big stupid head to our little stupid head :)


I always think with my big stupid head.... BTW, I'm not talking about the one on top of my shoulders ;)

[Good Dreams]

My heads aren't stupid. It's not the small one who does the exams and stuff... okay maybe the small one is stupid but that doesn't worry me.

[barrk]

Hehehe!!!!!!!!!

[parksie]

Well what else are we supposed to think about? :D

[Good Dreams]

Dennis must put the hat on his lower head and the condom on the one above the shoulders.:p

No, I just get extra small hats and extra large condoms :p

Ok... I guess I'm the official thread stopper now.....

[parksie]

Furry muff :)

[barrk]

I just had to laugh at the image of you with a little bitty hat sitting on top of your avatar picture.............took me a minute to recover!

BTW....good for all of you and the condom thing!

Furry muff :)

I sure could go for one of.... Err... I guess I'm not then :p

There I go again.... ;)

[barrk]

MEN :rolleyes: you gotta love 'em! err.....me not you...I've gotta love 'em....I wouldn't suggest it for you dennis ;-)

[parksie]

Well, I dunno...our Dennis is still growing up...a lot of hard decisions to make :p

[barrk]

It's been my experience that good decisions don't get made when they're hard.........much better to wait and make the decision with the other head!

[parksie]

Hehehe :)

Did I ever mention I was hard-headed? :p

[parksie]

Nope...but we know now :)

And in completely unrelated news, how's it going with Amanda? :p

Not bad...... Not good....

I found out, that if I get to school 5 minutes early, I meet her on the way to my first period class. So when I go back to school, I'm going to see if I can catch her there :)

[parksie]

Cool :)

Go for it!

I'm going to :D

[Captain_Smegma]

I would be happy :)

[chrisjk]

As a respectable adult I have to condemn the language used in this thread. Your mother's would be appalled. ;)

[Guv]

100 years or so ago, I had a French exchange student as a roommate. He had not been here long enough to have a girl friend, and there were those who thought he was gay. At a party one of the girls asked him point blank about his orientation. I always liked his response,and I agreee with his attitude. I will try to spell with a French accent.In a momonte de pashonne I may kiss zee p**y de la femme, mais suck on le c** de l'homme, nevaire!BTW: After this remark, he became quite popular with the girls.

[G.Kumaraguru]

What does that Mean ?

In a moment of passion I will lick your p**** you woman(??), and you suck my c***..??????????


that's all I could make out...

[Arbiter]

Try my best to push her off.

Using my tongue, of course!

Originally posted by Arbiter
Try my best to get her off.

Using my tongue, of course! you filthy young man...

Surely it doesnt matter which head...

[Ben.Stappleton]

Not at all...

wow...blast from the past!

[Ben.Stappleton]

Squerrrkk!

What the? Hmmm, I seem to reverted to my old account.

Must have deleted the wrong cookie. Soon fix that!

[Arbiter]

Now, where did the woman who was sat on my face go?

She broke your nose, so she ran off to find some tissues!

[Arbiter]

Only if it was...

No, never mind. It isn't worth the flaming I'd get.

Anyway, she must have been 'cos you've never broken my nose...

I've just noticed that the VBworld clock is wrong...

[Arbiter]

I've noticed that also. Checked my settings to make sure I wasn't living in North Africa, shrugged my shoulders and carried on regardless...

[barrk]

Originally posted by Arbiter
Try my best to push her off.

Using my tongue, of course!

Gets my vote ;-)

[Arbiter]

Now why am I not surprised?

[barrk]

.....you must be one of those worldly wise people who have heard it all and nothing surprises you anymore.......That's the only explanation I can think of.

[Arbiter]

Hmmm...

I may be mildly surprised if some girl just leapt on my face (esp considering I'm at work). I'd probably raise an eyebrow, contemplate my good luck and go to such lengths trying to push her off with my tongue that she'd be sure to do it again!

I think you should conduct an experiment - leap on a random guy and clamp his head between your thighs and see what the reaction is.

Repeat until you're satisfied you've gathered sufficient information (or just until you're satisfied)...

[barrk]

That is an excellent idea......I don't think it would get me fired.....it's in the name of scientific research after all.............besides none of these engineers would complain unless of course they didn't notice because they have been engineers too long....

[Arbiter]

You're less likely to get fired if you include a cross section of the bases personnel (ensuring a reasonable percentage are higher management).

And even if you do get fired - hell, what a way to go!

[barrk]

I see your point!

I'm confused... which head?
You probably won't get fired either way, but if it's the one I'm thinking of, you'll probably get promoted ;)

[compuGEEK]

Anyway Goodreams, why do you ask such a question?

[Good Dreams]

When a guy is in that situation it happens to question himself what to do... I think...

[barrk]

does this situation come up often Goodreams.....or only in your good dreams???

[parksie]

Depends on what comes up :)

[Good Dreams]

;)

[Pix]

Have to ask - WHY start this thread?

[barrk]

CompuGeek asked that too....still no reply

[Pix]

That's worrying !

[parksie]

What's worrying is that Katie's gone 5 posts without a smutty comment :eek:

[barrk]

Miracles do happen............

[Pix]

:)

[parksie]

Indeed.

[barrk]

Actually.....I'm still slightly pissed and my brain doesn't work as fast when I'm pissed.........give me a while and I'll be disgracing myself the same as usual ;-)

[Pix]

You remind me of one of my friends at college!

[barrk]

Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

[Pix]

A good thing

[Good Dreams]

I've started this thread because I was thinking on this situation and I just ... post and share it... No big deal...

[parksie]

It's no problem...we're used to random threads :)

What was the discussion again?

[Good Dreams]

About a girl hanging my head with her thights.

And I don't use this forums as my chat place. I don't have the patience to be here all the time writting. English is my second language and I don't have the practice I would like to have to write fast. :)

[Squirrel Eater]

I eat that, too!