How to be an Evil Overlord and take over the world

[parksie]

www.eviloverlord.com

[Pix]

:) Hehehe

[chrisjk]

I have already taken over the world...I don't need no tutorial, I could write it!

Threaten to have people over for a night of sherry drinking. I would surrender no problems with an invit like that.

P.S Be afraid, be very afraid currently negotiating a trip to London for a couple of years. Will bring cases of Swan lager to your savage shores. Cheap a couple of pounds per case.

By the way do you want to buy a harbour bridge??


Actually will contact you if arrive in pommie land for a night of beers and curries.

You can even invite the "beast of hastings", we will need a laugh.

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