Joke 2 - Rate

[kovan]

people that havent heard it
thought might give you something to laugh at
if your bored


What did the perverted frog say?





Wrub it, Wrub It
:P

[Sam Finch]

Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a cliff?










Tequila.

[parksie]

A man walks into a bar.












Ouch.

Parksie walks into a bar,

Ouch![/u]
now [i]thats funny!!!!!
hehe

[parksie]

A bar lands on denniswrenn...;)

[SteveCRM]

Steve picks up dennis and parksies drinks! Yum! Thanks guys.


oh by the way! You guys owe the bar.
$20 for the drinks
$100 for the bar

[parksie]

Hehehe. Unfortunately, Parksie was already hammered by the time he walked in...so no harm done...:)

[kedaman]

the bar walks into a parksie - Einstein

<Dennis reminds steve about the wet-spots in the bat-mobile, steve puts down drinks, and shamefully goes to clean up, Dennis uses 3" rubber gloves to pick up drinks contaminated by steve and throws them into the fire, unfortunatly it was steves fireplace, the alcohol cought the rug on fire, sorry steve>

[kedaman]

Dennis lands on the bar, parksies drinks picks up Steve and dennis, and the bar owe you, unfortunately the time already was hammered by parksie while no harm walked in

[parksie]

Parksie lives to fight another day, and ends up drinking his drink, dennis' drink, the bar, and steve. Einstein rushes in with a hose to put the fire out.

[SteveCRM]

NO! NOT THE ORIENTAL RUG!!!! THAT WAS PRICELESS ;)

einstien was blinded by the fire, einstien walks into the bar

[parksie]

Einstein makes a small black hole in the other bar, sucking in Sam(antha), the bar, and all the drinks. Einstein swallows the singularity...:)