Violence Please!

[skimboarder]

This Forum is the oppisite of peace please. Its a tough world out there, and this room is for all those mean people.

i'd just like to say matt fletcher laughs funny, and alex wink looks funny! :p

[skimboarder]

i would also like to say that tony paloma isnt funny (just kidding)

who's tony paloma?? :confused:

[skimboarder]

i dont know

[skimboarder]

finds tony paloma and holds him up in the air by his neck.

if you're making a reference to me I hope you know my name is NOT Tony Paloma!

AND IT NEVER WILL BE! SKIMBOARDER!!!!!

[skimboarder]

i never said it was... don't have to be so fussy about it.

ok... sorry
maybe we can get off this subject and go back to Violence instead of arguing.

[skimboarder]

gets his M-16 that is convieniently stored under his bed (you never heard that) and pops a few rounds off at conquerdude.

um... want to be like that fine

now, after you get your head out of your mama's @$$ I will blast it off with a bazooka you b@stard!

[skimboarder]

sorry my head doesn't go up asses like nukems. I stab a big a@@ (also known as ass) dagger through your brain and like the ****er clean! (pardon my language :) )

this thread is going to waste

by the way the bazooka just got shoved up your vagina!

[parksie]

No I will NOT excuse your language!

Come over here and Parksie can dispense a good thrashing!

*THWUMP*
*CRACK*
*KICK*

You're both newbies to the forum (as it were), so you wouldn't remember the "bar" incident:

*drops a bar on skimboarder*

[barrk]

I AM the bar.....................beware and behave or you will regret it!!!!!!

[parksie]

Oh, please ;)

Well...you've already dropped yourself on Dennis :p

[barrk]

And he's behaved himself ever since hasn't he?????

[YoungBuck]

bar incident, I gotta see this one, thread link anyone?

(*WACK* to the back of everyone's head)

Yes... :o

Katie... you're not 'the bar'... you're 'the Barr'.... Remember?

;)

I think it was in the post race... it eventually turned into a movie... Katie was an evil temptress.. and... that's all I remember.. :confused:

But the VERY first bar incident was quite a while ago...

[parksie]

http://forums.vb-world.net/showthread.php?s=&threadid=31572

Waaaaaay back last September :D

Mike, that still wasn't the first one..

[parksie]

http://forums.vb-world.net/showthread.php?s=&threadid=27613

That was August :)

Any closer?

Closer.. but still not the first.

[YoungBuck]

Hilarious in a psychotic kinda way. :D

[parksie]

So Dennis...what was the first? I couldn't find it :(

I'll try searching...

I think John may have deleted it... if we can't find it, we'll have to ***** at him some.. :rolleyes:

[parksie]

Which was the one with John, MLP, Einstein, and an open fire?

I think that's the one...was it Joke Thread (the really old one) or something?

Back in June/July or something like that.

[parksie]

Well...I'm talking to John now and we're almost there! :)

[parksie]

Well...I'm talking to John now and we're almost there! :)

Thread 27505 I think ("Joke 2 - Rate!"), but it won't let me access it :(

I can't access it either :(

[skimboarder]

Dont You understand VIOLENCE! I grab you all and throw you out of the window of the forum. *SPLAT*

[parksie]

Okay...check this out:

parksie: Hi John...not to bother you, but did you delete our "x walks into a bar" thread? ;)
John Percival: don't think so. What did it say?
parksie: Well, I definitely mentioned Einstein (!) and couldn't find it in the search
John Percival: oh. not my work, no
parksie: <<< cries
parksie: oh well...another classic thread resigned to the depths of MySQL :(
parksie: Yeah. Just searched all forums for "parksie" saying "Einstein" and only one thread came up and that was a post I made today
John Percival: strange. it's probably there somewehre

what was the thread called?
parksie: It had "Joke" in it somewhere.
parksie: It also mentioned pretty much everyone on the forum...you...V(ery), MLP ;)
John Percival: oh :-) you can't be more precise can you?
parksie: IE goes strange if i try and show all my subscribed threads :(
John Percival: 3569 Programming Joke :) Edit Delete
10160 GIF sites and a joke Edit Delete
15216 A joke about programmers. Edit Delete
21357 DDraw get's :mad: Is this a MS joke? Edit Delete
22069 Acronyms and other Jokes ! Edit Delete
23325 C# this is a joke right? Edit Delete
23327 C# this is a joke right? Edit Delete
27263 Rate This Joke Edit Delete
27505 Joke 2 - Rate Edit Delete
27611 hmmmm No More Jokes Edit Delete
28681 A Joke On Definition Edit Delete
34074 Dumb Blonde Joke Edit Delete
34365 Joke Edit Delete
36835 Joke..............rude! Edit Delete
37901 Very BAD joke.....you've been warned! Edit Delete
39251 joke Edit Delete
39378 Some one wanted aussie jokes, ok # 1 Edit Delete
40205 An existentialist joke Edit Delete
40328 cursors and practical jokes Edit Delete
41513 yet another joke Edit Delete
43710 VB-World Bad Joke Day! Edit Delete
46925 Need VB3(not a joke :)) Edit Delete
48960 Jokes For The Blind... Edit Delete
53605 Joke Thread Edit Delete
56667 Jokes... Edit Delete

parksie: yes...it was one of the "Rate" jokes
parksie: 27505 I think...looking
John Percival: those are the thread ids. give some a try
parksie: will do
parksie: ta muchly! :)
parksie: it says I don't have permission for thread 27505
parksie: :(
John Percival: looks like that thread went down hill :-) It got hidden in our 'censored' forum
parksie: Hahahahahaha :D
parksie: Dennis'll love that :)
parksie: so...can we...erm...have it back?
parksie: we'll play nicely ;)
John Percival: not without deleting most of the posts in it, no

[parksie]

So there we have it...it's been censored :(

Well, can you ask him to try and email it to you or something?

[parksie]

Already did...I've been negotiating for the thread's future for the past 10 minutes.

He said the thread was fine until I brought up you-know-who ;)

Is that the one where V(ery) tells the c*** joke?

[parksie]

http://forums.vb-world.net/showthread.php?s=&threadid=56905

Originally posted by parksie
you-know-who ;)

I don't :D

[parksie]

I kinda told John I wouldn't bring it up again, since I'm trying to get him to email it to me so I can have a good laugh again.

[Jeff_1]

*Sits down and opens his bottle of jack and starts drinking heavily*

*Watching all the mayhem*


*Screams* anyone want some jack??

I wouldn't mind a shot.

[Jeff_1]

*Tosses dennis a shot glass full of Jack*

Drink up!

[Stoner Witch]

Pass me some of that stuff will ya


Bloody Crows...

[parksie]

Nah...too early in the morning to start drinking. Plus, I need to drive in about 30mins :(

[skimboarder]

I'M VIOLENCE HUNGRY!! MORE VIOLENCE AND ****!

[parksie]

An open thread!

*parksie wades in*

*simon moves in*

[Jeff_1]

*tosses wicth some jack*

enjoy.......