Should we injure nukem?

[parksie]

Well, should we?

[barrk]

I think we better start thinking about the method.

I choose making him listen to intelligent conversation for 72 hours without being able to insert some off the wall, unrelated comment or boast!

I think we should make him listen to good music that doesn't tell you to shove your cookie somewhere.... :rolleyes:

[barrk]

We could force him to type each word in the entire dictionary (Webster's II New Riverside University Edition) without using NE shrtcts.

That would be PURE TORTURE.....

sounds great :D

[barrk]

We could make him listen to good music while typing as well.....double torture!!!!!!

Making him listen to good music while typing intelligent conversation would be triple :D

[barrk]

Great idea!!!!!!!! Now how do we implement the plan?

couple of other things we could do...

take a sock full of quarters and smack him in the head with it.

take a board with a rusty bent nail in it and do the same.

[barrk]

That would be too violent and quick....we need him to suffer the way he has made us suffer recently.....and hopefully learn something too!

we could make him listen to a tape of him bragging about himself over and over. That would be a slow method of torture!

No... he will just get more confident of himself after each listening..

[parksie]

Well, quite an impressive poll result. 100% voted for "Yes"!

Funny really... ;)

hmmm. good point his fat ego would just grow.

[skimboarder]

Tie his body to revolving door and let him sit there forever.

[parksie]

If anyone's seen the beginning of the hospital scene in "Hot Shots!", do that to him :)

I don't seem to recall that part... but remember the part about the fight?(I think it may be in part II)

skimboarder: just tie him to a door and let him sit there? um, ok. might be interesting i guess. :rolleyes:

[parksie]

Originally posted by denniswrenn
I don't seem to recall that part... but remember the part about the fight?(I think it may be in part II)
The fight's part deux.

I meant leave him on a hospital trolley with his head between an automatic door :D

I think we should tie him to the ceiling of an elevator of a 20 story building by his toes, where there are a bunch of immature kids..... you know they can't resist all those shiny buttons :)

[Jamagei]

Ok, how about we give him a rusty blunt no tooth hacksaw, then attach his ENNNOOORRRMMMMOOUUSSSS BALLS and ***** to a table, making sure that the table cannot be moved then set fire to the room. (ever seen 'mad max')

[Jeff_1]

We get a rusty screwdriver ( pun intended ) and heat it up on the stove..and right before the screwdriver is red hot..we stab nukem in his armpit about a dozen times with it.

[Technocrat]

Fill a pillow case with oranges and beat him about the face and genitals. Why oranges, you ask. Because of the shape and skin of the oranges the energy and force is so well distributed that they will not break blood vessels. Which means they will not cause bruises, but will cause plenty of pain and internal damage.

Originally posted by Technocrat
Fill a pillow case with oranges and beat him about the face and genitals. Why oranges, you ask. Because of the shape and skin of the oranges the energy and force is so well distributed that they will not break blood vessels. Which means they will not cause bruises, but will cause plenty of pain and internal damage.

And how long did you think up that one for :rolleyes:

[Technocrat]

It was in a book I read one time

Originally posted by Technocrat
It was in a book I read one time

What book is that? :confused:

[Technocrat]

I dont remember. Prob a book on torture :)

[Padrino]

don't know the guy...don' t care, but if you want to torture him....attach him to a chair and make him watch for 72 hours, the same episode of the teletobbies, he will probably crack before that ;)

[Pix]

I'd make him watch EVERY episode of Emmerdale Farm!

[Active]

Blind-fold him and allow only to hear BAY WATCH !

[Pix]

That's not as cruel as Emmerdale Farm. If the plots don't hurt him then the sheep will :)

[barrk]

I'm not familiar with Emmerdale Farm...what is it?

[Pix]

You're very lucky that you have never been tormented by this programmme! It's about a village in the middle of nowhere. Everyone is depressed and the main characters live on a farm. Every five years or so they have a big accident to liven things up a bit. Last time a bus crashed into a lorry, the time before that it was a plane crash. It's sooo depressing! :(

[SteveCRM]

$5 next its a military missile gone haywrire and crashes into the barn ;)

[drewski]

Originally posted by conquerdude
skimboarder: just tie him to a door and let him sit there? um, ok. might be interesting i guess. :rolleyes:

you dont get it!? he said a revolving door. you know the ones that go in a circle? hehehehe that's cool.

[drewski]

hey you know what you guys should do? if this nukem guy is so immature why don't you just throw back the same immature stuff he says. that ought ta get him out. ............. of course if this isn't immature enough for him here the what the *ell is? this nukem must be quite a character :rolleyes:

[HarryW]

Don't forget Clockwork Orange-style eye-openers while he's watching Emmerdale Farm... and someone can stand by with the pillowcase full of oranges in case it looks like he's falling asleep.

[Jeff_1]

we can tie him to a chair and then we ALL can take turns pouring hot coffee on him.

sorry that I can't have my opinion. I just think a revoloving door idea is dumb.

Bad idea Jeff... if we do that.. after about the third pot, he won't be able to feel anything anymore.. let's all gouge him with our rusty spoons :D

[CyberSurfer]

Excellent idea, honeybee! Also, I love the pictures on your site:)

[parksie]

Okay, everybody (well, Brits anyway), Sing Along!!!!

Nukem's the Captain of our ship, of our ship;
Nukem's the Captain of our ship, of our ship, and
Our ship's a tanker, and
Nukem is a w**ker
The Captain of our ship, of our ship!

[Paul Warren]

Oh no, rustyspoons. Here we go again. misery, hump, poo.

hey Paul I see your from Macclesfield, By any chance you know an Olivia?

[Paul Warren]

Chenko, I don't mean to be condescending or anything but there are 70,000 people in Macclesfield. Unfortunately I don't know anyone called Olivia but if she's pretty and single then send me her details and I'll look her up for you.

Doh, forgot - I'm married. Scrap that idea.

[chrismitchell]

unfortunately having never spoken to this **** known as Nukem, or experienced his vast stupidity. I cannot really speculate as to whan the best course of action to him would be but i think that we should start by cattle branding his head with the word "******".

Originally posted by chrismitchell
unfortunately having never spoken to this **** known as Nukem, or experienced his vast stupidity. I cannot really speculate as to whan the best course of action to him would be but i think that we should start by cattle branding his head with the word "******".

Actually, you're quite fortunate not to have talked to him.

[Jamagei]

I like that idea. :D nothing like a good bit of old fashioned ****** branding, i remember when there used to be herds of ******s roaming all over the place. Not like today's ******s, back then we had respectable ******s...*starts to doze*

[chrismitchell]

Dennis I feel very fortunate that i have never met the "person". I use that term loosely as I might insult some real people with that degenerate being associated with them.

I am read earlier in the thread that he has dissapeared, well I guess that he got the idea that people hated him.... I wonder if he got hate mail?

Originally posted by Paul Warren
Chenko, I don't mean to be condescending or anything but there are 70,000 people in Macclesfield.

Well i know that, I was just taking a wild stab, Its happend before, I was just curious never mind me.

PS. call me Simon

[Jamagei]

chenko - simon (whatever)

where is Leominister, i recall i have been there before....

Originally posted by chrismitchell
I wonder if he got hate mail?

Oh thats an idea........ In true "proper" English MUWAHAHAHAHA

[chrismitchell]

I must apologise for the bad spelling, i am currently at work and having to write things quite quickly and I understand that I could be misspelling things...... I am not Nukem.... I think that would be quite a funny signature....

[Paul Warren]

Simon, No offense meant - like I said I wasn't taking the piss but I suppose there was a chance.

[chrismitchell]

Yes properly English ; Hate mail, complaining in cues and really bad weather........

Originally posted by Jamagei
i recall i have been there before....

No you dont! leominster a **** hole...never admit you've been here, the only reason people ever get here is if they take a wrong turning and get lost :p LOL

Its near walesabout 40 miles south of Birmigham, In the West Midlands, And located in Herefordhire, and im right by Worcestershire.

I can say ive never heard of where you've come from, where might that be situated?

[Jamagei]

Yes i have been through there (drove very quickly couldn't avoid it) i was on my way up to somewhere in north wales. fun fun fun.

Yeovil is in the south west, on the border between somerset and dorset (but we are in somerset) right in the middle of f***ing everywhere and nowhere at the same time. No, yeovil is a hole.

I cud infect him wiv a big virus cos im a big hacker criminul and the FIB are after me.

I would hack into his bank accownt an steel all his munny and nowon cud cach me cos im like a gost.

[Jamagei]

AND i'll bet you have ENOOOORRRMMMMOOOOUUUSSSSS balls as well

[chrismitchell]

lmfao

Originally posted by Jamagei
couldn't avoid it


There is a bypass going around Leomister you know...Probaly took the wrong turning off the roundabout eh? :p

[Jamagei]

I'll imagine thats the one. :D

[HarryW]

Hey Chris, whereabouts in Guildford are ya? I'm sitting in my room in Burpham right now. I'm one of those scruffy young-ish people that plague Guildford. You know, students.

[skimboarder]

Originally posted by conquerdude
sorry that I can't have my opinion. I just think a revoloving door idea is dumb.

I guess he just knows a clever idea when he sees one.

[Jeff_1]

Oregon, california?!!!!! ***? haha

[Dark Programmer]

how bout i shove a nuke up all your asss
or slit your thought
put a knife down your thought
dennis ill do u a fav cause im so nice, ill cut some of that fat off
ill put u all in a box and make it sink slowly down to the bottom of the sea, and ull slowly fun out of air
make ur screen blow up in ur face

thats just a few.

[Dark Programmer]

looks like your in a line up, and about to be shot at. how bout i finish that job

What makes you think I'm fat nukem?

[nukem996]

UR PIC!!! U LOOK SO MOFOING FAT!!!

It is a picture of my face and my shoulders you dumbass.

[Dark Programmer]

fu<|< nut! ur shoulders r pretty far out, meaning ur a big FAT FU<|<!!!!!

GUESS WHAT ALL U LONDON PPL, I MIGHT BE GOING THERE IN A FEW WEEKS!!! HAHAHAHAHAA

My shoulders are wide. Which does not mean fat. It means I have a lot of muscle, and could kick your ass.

my god, the nut of the century is heading for London - brace yourselves

[Dark Programmer]

U would be so easy to beat. If i lived neare u, i would be going over right now to kick ur ass.

Why do you think he would be easy to beat?

common programmer stereotypes?

Maybe he is a black belt in karate, or he is a contestant in one of those strong man competitions?

what would you do if you punched him in the face, and it just made him mad? What if he punched You in the face and broke your skull?

You wouldn't be so tough then, huh? punk?

[Dark Programmer]

easy to block. i lived in nyc for 12 yrs. think ill be afard. ive had a gun to my head.
get the cops involved i report this post to them. what do u think they'll care more bout? hacker attack or muder?

I never said I was going to murder you.. that was a 'What If?' kind of moment..

And, good for you, you've had a gun to your head. Bravo, maybe they made a mistake by not pulling the trigger.

[Jeff_1]

Watch out dennis :rolleyes: this guy is mean!! haha

[parksie]

Nukem, wanna fight?

I had a record of hospitalising people through my early school years, when I was younger than you :)

Will anyone be bothered if I turn really vicious?

[John]

I do not want to see these kind of personal attacks going on here. It does not matter who attacked first, just drop it and ignore it.

Dark Programmer, as I said in the Cracker thread, sort yourself out or be banned. As simple as that!

This thread is closed!

John