The most DANGEROUS Snake in the WORLD!!!

[barrk]

NAME: "Expecteria Trouserius" (Trouser Snake)

LOCATION: Throughout the world

DESCRIPTION: One-eyed, with mushroom-shaped head (other types come with
extra
layers of skin). Varying from pink to black. Fang-less with a highly
venomous
spit. (Spit can reach distances up to 2-3 feet) Size varies from 3 to 12
inches, depending on its mood & subspecies.

SYMPTOMS: This snake attacks mainly women in the lower front abdomen,
resulting in an inconspicuous bump. Then a severe swelling followed by
excruciating pain after nine months. The attack is not usually fatal.
Beware:
It has been known to attack men in the rear lower abdomen!

HABITAT: Usually found in bedrooms, but has been known to appear in the
most
unusual places.

ANTIDOTE: Various types of vaccine available for women. However, once the
venom is injected into the body only drastic measures will ensure complete
recovery. There is no known antidote for men.

WHAT TO DO WHEN ATTACKED: Suck The Wound - This method is the most popular
with the victim, but so far has not been reported to have led to any
success.

CONCLUSION: This snake, although it is very aggressive and active, is not
necessarily a vermin, and treated with the right respect, makes a wonderful
pet.

[parksie]

Hehehe :)

You going anti-spoon then, Katie? :p

[barrk]

MOST DEFINITELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can't stop laughing.. hehe

Oh i know them, I have one some where round here, i think people are getting a little annoyed of me leaving it lying around the place :D

[parksie]

So what do you do if your snake's naughty?

*waits for the ubiquitous reply*

Originally posted by parksie
So what do you do if your snake's naughty?

*waits for the ubiquitous reply*

STOP IT!!!!!!!! what do you mean, once it gets going you cant stop it!! :D

Until it runs out of venom...

[barrk]

Originally posted by parksie
So what do you do if Tom's snake's naughty?


SMILE!!!!!!!

[parksie]

Methinks that's a mis-quote ;)

No-one's got the answer I was after...what do you do to your kids if they're naughty?

I know the answer.. but... I'll leave it to somebody else to say 'spank it'... oops! ;)

[barrk]

Ground them.........they are too old to spank.....although they can still be little monkeys ;-)

[parksie]

*takes honeybee's flute and sh<CENSORED>*

[parksie]

He's seen the light! :)

Who, honeybee or his charmed snake?

[parksie]

Does it matter? :p

No... infact, I think I would rather not know ;)

[parksie]

Right. Where's Katie? :D

[zmerlinz]

sorry to turn this to filth, but you didn't mention anything about the warnings of stroking it and it possibly spitting, and some owners of this snake get emabarresed if they own smaller snakes

sorry again

[parksie]

Leave my boa out of this :D

[zmerlinz]

you have a contrictor then :) each to there own

[parksie]

;)

Mike.... most cages aren't big enough to keep boa's in... where will you stick it?

[barrk]

Are you looking for suggestions????????


You boys are shameful!!!!!

[parksie]

Thankyou :)

I think we'll move the topic swiftly on to someone else... ;)

Who will it be?

[barrk]

I don't think we've given Dennis nearly enough sh*t lately...I think we ought to move on to Dennis!

Oh damn, some how I thought it would come to this... ;)

*Dennis wipes of brow* I sure am glad everybody forget about this thread and didn't give me ****.. ;)

[barrk]

Oohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I didn't forget......

You know what they say about people looking like their pets.....I sure hope your pet snake doesn't look like you........

I know that was mean and I'm sorry but you were practically begging for it weren't you???

Why would it matter if it looked like me?

Most of it's use is going to be in the dark anyway... ;)

[barrk]

Yeah...but...you need to convince some on to get your pet near enough to achieve darkness first!!!!

[barrk]

We need to stop this....I'm sorry I was so mean....I'm just kidding.

but my pet has been known to steal glasses and hide them....

[barrk]

Pretty talented pet I'd say!!!

Yes, I've trained it well... ;)

[barrk]

Practice DOES make perfect then, Dennis?

I don't know.... nobody has seen my pet do any tricks yet.... I've been trying to convince them that they'll enjoy it... but they don't seem to think so...

[barrk]

Don't be in a hurry....the more mature your pet is the more spectators will be impressed by it's tricks! It will prove to be a much longer show. Also things can go deadly wrong if the pet owner doesn't ensure the safety of it's pet and the spectators!

That's my final word for the day! See you tomorrow!

Keep your pet safe until then!

Yea... my pet will always have a muzzle when it performs..

[parksie]

This has progressed even further than I expected :p

How would you know that?? the spectators(none currently) and I should be the only ones who would know tha....

ooh... you meant the thread?... :o

[parksie]

That smiley was never better-placed.

Look at that, you've scared everybody off.. again... I can't beleive this..:rolleyes:

I didn't understand what he meant.. which is why I completely ignored it ;)

[barrk]

He was referring to the blushing smiley you put in your post I think..

I knew which smily... but I wasn't sure what he meant....

the smily looks like it's:

A) tired.
B) embarassed.
C) about to do something that is not appropriate to mention on this forum.

:o:o:o:o;)

[barrk]

I think all of them are appropriate for this thread!

Hehehehe.. for this thread it's appropriate, but this thread isn't appropriate for this forum ;)

[barrk]

I see your point!

I don't think John will mind as long as we keep using these innuendos ;)

[Pix]

I don't want to seem dense but who's John ?

John Percival: the creator of vBulletin, administrator of this forum, and webmaster of VB-World.

[Pix]

Thanx Dennis! I'm new so I don't know who everyone is

[CyberSurfer]

Well, I'm Jonathan, and I started the Post race!!! :)

[Pix]

Hi ! I've been to Scotland, but not the very top. I said hi to Nessie though ! She didn't reply. Must have been asleep or something :)

[Active]

Well, I am 'Kumaraguru' and I conducted the poll which had the largest number of respondents (76 votes)

http://forums.vb-world.net/showthread.php?s=&threadid=50176

[CyberSurfer]

Nessie didn't reply? I'll hammer him next time I'm down in Inverness...

[Pix]

I like your quote from Nukem ! :)

[Pix]

He must be quite big if he lives in loch that size... are you sure you can hammer him? If not just trash the giftshop instead :)

[Active]

No.. It's Not Mine...I didn't make it up...
It is exactly from Nukem's Post....

[CyberSurfer]

Och Aye the Noo, A'hm as hard as nails!

[Pix]

What, you mean he actually wrote that ! The gibberish he writes is hilarious !

[parksie]

I'm Parksie, otherwise known as Mike. I'm the first supreme dirty mind of the forums (Katie's the other).

Oh, and I do C++ in my spare time when I'm not being gross :D

Supreme dirty mind?

I've got a mind dirtier than you could imagine... I just don't like to show it in fear of getting banned... ;);):rolleyes:

[barrk]

Originally posted by parksie
I'm the first supreme dirty mind of the forums (Katie's the other).
:D

I think we should include td in here too even if he has dissappeared into the net!

[parksie]

Forgot about him :(

Yep, td's there as well. (tumblingdown to the new ones!). Also paulw.

[Gaffer]

I met Paul for a drink last Friday - he's moving jobs, so may be able to access the forum (remember, he had problems after the revamp?)

td I got drunk with 2 weeks ago, and he's now disappeared - only my agent has heard from him...

[barrk]

Wow Gaffer.....one night drunk with you and he dissappears.....hmmmmm

[Gaffer]

I think it was the dodgy kebab he had after it...

Paul is getting cold turkey from the forum BTW.

Mmmmm, all these food references - I'm hungry now :P

[barrk]

Cold turkey kebobs....doesn't sound that appealing!

[parksie]

What's a kebob? :p

Mmmm....cold turkey...gorgeous :D

[Gaffer]

Kebob (.cf) (n) Kebab served by a bloke called Bob
see also kekev, kebrian, ketrevor

[barrk]

Wild Turkey and kebAbs sounds better!

[parksie]

Hehehe.

[Gaffer]

Could do with that now! Still getting used to US time...

[HarryW]

That reminds me of a fantastic quote a mate of mine (you know who you are) and I heard some bloke say as we were leaving the kebab shop and he was going in with his friend last Saturday night...
You'd better order, I don't speak French

We had a very hard time stopping laughing on the way home ;D



(in case anyone is wondering why that's funny, kebabs originate from Turkey/Greece and the guys in the shop are all Turkish)

[chrismitchell]

Funny thread..... So how is everyone?

*heaves a big sigh of relief*

Thank God, at last the thread has drifted to such nature where I can read it comfortably, without the fear of spoiling my mind.


You didn't think you were going to get off that easy, did you?




*puts the snake back in the basket and looks around for the flute ...*



check up your ass.... :rolleyes:

[Gaffer]

Morning all. Nothing like talking about preprocessed meat first thing in the morning...

My local kebab shop when I was at Uni in Liverpool was called Abrakebabra

The one near me now has a flashing GREEN neon kebab meat in the window

This kind of advertising is the mustard...

[barrk]

trouser snakes and Kebabs .............how did we get here from there???

[Bonker Gudd]

My friend the Hairy Monk likes Kebabs!

[Babette]

Gaffer,

I remember Abrakebabra. When were you at Liverpool?

[Gaffer]

Morning Katie.

I was explaining to everyone how I got hammered with td a fortnight agao, and the supreme after-beer food the Kebab (Kebabicus Delishicus) naturally got mentioned.

<Gaffer desperately tries to complete the circle and get back to Trouser snakes>

erm, You know what Kebab meat is made from...

[Gaffer]

Babette, i was there from '89 to 92. Lived on Hope Street, the house next to El Machos and Casablancas


You?

[barrk]

Hehehe good try Gaffer...however, I don't think that Kebabs would be nearly as popular if they were truly made of "snake" meat.....not to mention finding enough to feed the masses....

[Babette]

Gaffer,

I was there 90-94. I did maths and physics then droped the physics.

What did you study?

Do you remember when they refurbished the bar in the old union? They got rid of the old brown chairs and sricky carpet and turned it into a wine bar sort of place. It was sacriledge. I went back last year to have a look around and it's gone all posh.

[Gaffer]

<Gets floored by that uppercut>

Ooooh, Katie. That was a blow for Masculinity. Obviously not met enough Belfast boys... ;)

ANYWAY, what meat do you think it IS made of? I'd prefer ny sugestion IMHO

[Gaffer]

Babette,

I studied Genetics, then made the natural progression to Visual Basic (heheheh)

I remember the Liver Bar, with superb Chicken Tikka Jacket poatos for 60p

And I'd STILL have change for the bus home. You could leave your front door open back then..........

[barrk]

I thought they were made of poor innocent little lambs.......or else naughty sheep!

[Babette]

Gaffer,

Trop Med was good for food too. They had a proper chef who did mean chillis and curries.

As for leaving your door open ... it IS Liverpool we're talking about. A friend left her door open when she was moving her stuff into a shared house and a thief walked in (they thought it was a housemate's boyfriend of the week) and cleared the place out. The next term the same things happened.

I miss all that cheap beer though.

[Gaffer]

That's a flocking terrible suggestion! Do you know the ram-ifications of that statement. Ewe ought to be ashamed of yourself...

Now if you mentioned chickens, we coupld shoehow complete the circle back to trouser snales :D

[Gaffer]

God my spelling was bad on that last post!

Babette, where did you live?

[barrk]

I've never tried kebabs before....or really never heard of them before entering this site....but I'm sure I want to try them now!!

[Gaffer]

We brits have a habit of taking a foodstuff to a new level of status. Curries are (un)officially our national dish. Noone has fish and chips after beer any more - it a kebeb. As for trying one, I could Fedex one over to you...

The taste really good in the morning, microwaved, especially after a heavy night on the suace...

[barrk]

Sound good.... send it on over.....Ian promised me some Winter Warmer to be FedExed and the darned stuff never showed up....I wonder why?

[Gaffer]

Is that a sherry? He probably drank it then.

This is a typical Kebab house in th UK

http://www.users.globalnet.co.uk/~dartudor/Efes/

[barrk]

That's a huge chunk of meat!!!!!!!!!!

Ever hear that before ;-) ?


Ian said it was a bitter...never tried it either.

[Gaffer]

Not heard that before - they usually can't speak <ahem>

(sorry John - last time...)

Winter Warmer is a bitter (as is Badger's Scrotum) - Real Ale (as It is more commonly know to people who nurture beards and wear sandals) takes very much like 7-day old milk...

[Babette]

Gaffer,

I stayed in Anfield for a bit.


Katie,

You're really missing out not trying Winter Warmer. Beats a Bud any day.

[barrk]

I think just about anything is better than Bud....

[Kzin]

For Barrk's info I guess kebabs come in two main sorts -

Shish Kebabs that are relatively healthy looking cubes of meat/onion/pepper on a skewer cooked over an open flame

OR

Doner kebabs (Donor kebabs we used to call them) are more like a dog on a stick - minced scraps, fat, gristle, ears, trouser-snakes, compressed into a barrel of amorphous white streaked brown which is grilled on a rotating spit with sections cut off and placed (with fiery pepper sauce) in a bit of unleven bread.

I guess we are all thinking of the latter here (yum yum!)

[Gaffer]

Sir want chilli, salad?

[Kzin]

fried egg?

[barrk]

I've eaten Shish Kebabs....cooked them too! They are great......Never tried donor kebabs...don't even know if I can find them here....but I'm all for giving them a try if I ever find them..

I've learned so much....I must try

Currie
Kebabs
Winter Warmer

You guys have opened up a whole new world for me!

Thanks!

[Kzin]

Originally posted by barrk
Currie
Kebabs
Winter Warmer

You guys have opened up a whole new world for me!

Thanks!
Your arteries (and waist) are never going to forgive us for this. (Winter Warmer is errm - highly nutritious to say the least)

Originally posted by barrk
I've eaten Shish Kebabs....cooked them too!
My mental image of where you work is entirely formed by watching "The Right Stuff" so I visualized you to spending time out in the summer sun sizzling lean wholesome bits of steak and stuff.

[Kzin]

I guessed that most people on this forum would not just order "a curry" but would be very specific about what they fancied. I was about to post a questionaire on this but I see I have to start a new thread for that - so I will ;)

[barrk]

Nice visual.....and correct too. The Right Stuff was filmed out here....we do a lot of outdoor cooking...and beer drinking!

[Kzin]

My oldest daughter (four years old in April) is going to be very impressed! She is very keen on "rocket airplanes" She was overawed that I was talking to a "viking who lives on a volcano" last week by e-mail (actually a web designer who lives in Iceland but he told me to give her the quoted description) - now a lady who lives in the desert and who might know about rocket airplanes - ! ;)

[barrk]

Kzin I've attached some photos of "my" plane if you want to print them for your daughter!

[barrk]

One more picture!

[parksie]

*drools*

What a beautiful machine :)

[barrk]

You should see it maneuver! It is a thing of beauty indeed!

[Kzin]

I'll show her it. She is going to ask it its sub-orbital I'm sure - since she is very keen on the X-15 I took the to Duxford and showed her the Blue Steel missile under the Vulcan there (best we can do over here I'm afraid). She looked at it for a couple of minutes and then asked if it could go into space. She was most dissapointed that it could not! (With this kid she was willing to accept that the meat in her dinner was fuel but the only way I could get her to eat her peas was to say that they are "oxidiser")

Anyway have to go - the kids are telling me its time for Robot Wars and that there is Chilli for dinner (topical!!)!

[Gaffer]

any Trouser snake pics? ;)

[parksie]

I don't think that's a good idea :p

[Ianpbaker]

Good evening gaffer, how goes it mate?

jetsetwilly - having to jump over toilets and such,absolute classic

[parksie]

Stryker's Run ][

Classic game :D

[Gaffer]

Afternoon Ian (am in Yankee land at the moment). Hows twicks?

You know you can get all the speccy games via an emultor (MAME is think it's called)

[Ianpbaker]

yeah, absolutley fine. I got dumped out of the job in paddington, as they didn't have any work for me to do. I was most happy because I am now doing an in-house project for the umbrella company I work for. This is great as our offices are here in hastings so no travelling to do for a while :)

[barrk]

Your company manufactures umbrellas???????????

[Ianpbaker]

:D lol

[parksie]

Yeah, we still have water in this country :p

[Gaffer]

At least he's got something put aside for a rainy day...

Got to say mate, that travelling, I couldn't do. Sounds like your happier. Still got plans to move back to London at some stage?

[barrk]

There's nothing wrong with a little conservation....we are also installing new light switches that detect the minimum amount of light you need and only supplies that much electricity to the circuit...I have no idea how it works but it is supposed to save a lot of use....we'll see.

[Gaffer]

BTW, 4-6 inches of snow in NewYork last night :(

[barrk]

I'm glad I'm here instead of there!!

[parksie]

We had hail today.

[Ianpbaker]

this project is for about 4 months and then I'll probably be back on the market, but that's quite some time away

[barrk]

I love playing in the snow but I hate it when it's crappy weather here!.....weird I know...but what else would you expect from me ;-)

[Gaffer]

Back on the market then, eh Ian? heheheheh

The worst thing is that it is reasonably warm during the day here, so all the beautiful white snow turns to slush

Bit like my brain at the moment...

[barrk]

Well.. at least if you're standing on street corners you'll have your umbrella to keep you dry!!!

Katie, have you ever had a Gyro(Lettuce, Lamb-Meat, Pita Bread, Etc.)?

It's the same thing as a Doner Kebab.

[parksie]

I don't think he's like that, Katie :p

[barrk]

Yep...Gyros are great....is that the same as a kebab?

[Gaffer]

Street corners? <ahem> Not my style Katie. I tend to go to their rooms.... ;)

[Kzin]

Sort of similar - I've had Gyros in Greece - Doner Kebabs tends to be bigger fatter and greasier!

[Gaffer]

Originally posted by Kzin
Doner Kebabs tends to be bigger fatter and greasier!

Like the people who eat them...

[Ianpbaker]

vet funny.

Right i'm off for a couple of bevies, have a great weekend and I'll catch you all next week. (Get's big net on stick ready) MUHAHAHAHAHA

[Kzin]

Originally posted by barrk
Kzin I've attached some photos of "my" plane if you want to print them for your daughter!

I was showing the kids 'your' F22 and my wife Beth looked around the door and pointed out that you seem to have an aircraft carrier in the desert. She's right - how clever of you!

[parksie]

:)

[Gaffer]

Have a good weekend Gooner-boy

[barrk]

Originally posted by Kzin


I was showing the kids 'your' F22 and my wife Beth looked around the door and pointed out that you seem to have an aircraft carrier in the desert. She's right - how clever of you!

Now that I look at it the picture does look like it's on the water instead of sand doesn't it??? Pretty cool!

[barrk]

Bye Ian...have a great weekend!

[parksie]

Looks like we're losing people fast :eek:

[Pix]

Probably 'cos I'm here

[Gaffer]

Naw, just had to work for a while. I've a few big dealines to hit inthe next 3 weeks (else I can't go home!)

Not very motivated at the moment :(

[Gaffer]

Pix, you've invented a new job: Threadstopper

[Pix]

:(

[Pix]

How much do threadstoppers get paid ?

[barrk]

Not as much as threadstarters but more than a piece of thread.

[Pix]

Never mind....I did start one thread though

[barrk]

Good for you! Fun isn't it???

[parksie]

Not as fun as multithreading :)

Make of that what you will :p

[Pix]

Yep :)

[barrk]

Multithreading does have it's appeal.......but we shouldn't go into that again ;-)

[parksie]

Back in the good old days :p

[Gaffer]

Ah, different fish of kettle being a threadstarter

3 pound 50 an hour.

And all the Uniteds you can eat.

[barrk]

Back in the good old days when the site was overrun by perverts instead of just a couple of us....right??

[parksie]

Isn't that below the minimum wage?

[Gaffer]

Erm, yes.

RAISES FOR EVERYONE

4pound an hour...

[HarryW]

http://www.users.globalnet.co.uk/~dartudor/Efes/

Bloody hell! That's an exact bloody copy of the Yeovil kebab shop... Except the burgers and the half-chickens are the other way around.

Personally, I favour kofte kebabs, with chilli & thousand island. *Sigh* I'm not home for weeks now though so I won't be getting a decent kebab til then... the one Guildford kebab shop is bloody awful.

[Gaffer]

I love the romantic intro they give for the shop location:

"Opposite the Sorting office, under the bridge by the railway station, you'll find Efes "

Reminds me of The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe...

"Aslan, a frozen Kebab please..."

[Gaffer]

Harry, your Avatar should have a nice pink shirt like mine...

Your head looks a little.... disjointed...

Its disconcerting.

Ehhh... I don't think that big meat stick on the home page(on the left) is going to make people want to eat a kabab.. it kind of looks like something else :o

[Gaffer]

dennis!!!!!

(actually, don't you think the picture of the doner below it looks like something else also?)

Badly packed kebab anyone?

[barrk]

It does indeed......hehehe

[Gaffer]

I bet they've never had so many hits to their site...

(actually, I bet they never check)

[HarryW]

I generally refer to it as the roasted elephant's leg. I don't know what you're thinking about Dennis, I mean look at the size of it.

Whoever's local kebab shop that is is getting ripped off - it's £1 for chips in Yeovil :rolleyes:

I'd also like to just diss the Guildford kebab shop one more time - it's the only kebab shop I've ever walked into and ordered a doner kebab and they said they'd run out. I was stunned to say the least. What stunned me even more was the fact that the guy behind him was clearly cutting meat (I think it's meat) from a rather gangly-looking roasted elephant's leg. What kind of kebab shop runs out of doner kebabs? Madness.

[HarryW]

Oh yeah - Gaffer, it was hard enough drawing that masterpiece to the left, I'm not gonna press my luck with a lovely pink shirt as modelled by your good self. Well your self anyway.

[Kzin]

Originally posted by barrk


Now that I look at it the picture does look like it's on the water instead of sand doesn't it??? Pretty cool!

It was the arrestor wires that gave it away I think ;)

Originally posted by HarryW
I generally refer to it as the roasted elephant's leg. I don't know what you're thinking about Dennis, I mean look at the size of it.


But that's the size of... errr... um.. nevermind... :rolleyes:

[parksie]

Hehe :p

[Gaffer]

Dennis!!!!!!!

(meet me later, opposite the sorting office, under the bridge by the railway station. Wear a kebab in your lapel-hole)

lapel-hole? :confused:

[barrk]

Originally posted by Kzin


It was the arrestor wires that gave it away I think ;)

That is actually Aerospace Ground Equipment (AGE) wires.......

[Gaffer]

He, yeah dunno why I typed that!

Anyways, Katie will be happy we completed the circle back to the subject Trouser Snakes.

Anyway, I'm off to taste the delights of New York.

And have a beer too.

:D

[parksie]

"Trouser snakes and tasting the delights of New York"

What wonders appear when you change the words in a sentence around a bit :p

[barrk]

Originally posted by denniswrenn
lapel-hole? :confused:

translation.....button hole!

[parksie]

Well, I think he means the button-hole in your lapel, you know, where you'd wear a carnation :)

[Gaffer]

Yeah, whatever Dennis. Just get your ass over to the railway station, elephant-leg boy...

See y'all

Oh.... there are some wierd people on this site.... ;)

[parksie]

Indeed.

[barrk]

There are indeed......isn't it wonderful??????????

Bye Gaffer....keep your pet snake warm....

[parksie]

Rubbing your hands together keeps them warm... ;) Follow from there :D

[barrk]

I think that's illegal in New York...although I couldn't be sure! You may want to ask Pee Wee Herman.

[Kzin]

Originally posted by barrk


That is actually Aerospace Ground Equipment (AGE) wires.......
So sticking a tailhook in them would not be a good idea?

[barrk]

Probably not but it would probably make a spectacular fireworks display!!!!!

[chrismitchell]

I have just read through this tread, its amazing how threads develop......

How are things with everyone?

[barrk]

Things are dark and soggy here, thanks for asking....how are you over in the UK?

[chrismitchell]

Well there isn't much difference here, it is also dark and rainy! I am sitting at work looking out the window looking at rain.... I have to walk home soon today!

Other than that I am fine...

So what are you up to?

[barrk]

I just got in to work and I'm catching up on the weekends posts.....too bad about having to walk home in the rain....I hope aren't prone to melting!

[chrismitchell]

Generally I'm not prone to melting.... Sorry to dissapoint. So are you a fan of the most dangerous snake in the world?

[barrk]

How did you guess?

[Gaffer]

Morning guys.

I nearly had a Gyro yesterday.

[chrismitchell]

Call it a hunch....


So what do you do?

[barrk]

Originally posted by Gaffer
Morning guys.

I nearly had a Gyro yesterday.

Good morning! What held you back? Does it resemble kebabs in the least???

[chrismitchell]

So why did you have almost have to go and pick up a Gyro Gaffer?

[chrismitchell]

So Barrk,

Are you an Anime fan?

[Gaffer]

Wellll, the problem with UK food is that we are restricted to Kebabs, burgers and Fish & Chips. In NY, there is always something more delicious in the deli to fill my belly.







OK, OK, the real reason is because I didn't have 10 pints of strong lager beforehand.

I will have one this afternoon, and give you a report....

[barrk]

Sounds good...let me know how closely it resembles kebabs....if at all.

Chris...not a big anime fan...a friend of mine...my adopted e-son set my avatari up for me!

[chrismitchell]

I only ask because I have seen quite a few anime pics used and I thought that I was surrounded by Anime fans... I am a fan but I have been out of touch for a while....

[parksie]

Whoa...this one's changed direction a bit :rolleyes:

[barrk]

You noticed that too:rolleyes:

[HarryW]

Oh don't worry, I'm sure you'll manage to get it back to needless smut again soon enough.

[parksie]

*perks up*

Did someone say smut?

[barrk]

Is smut needless Harry???

[parksie]

Never!

I will not go down....................................................





































quietly.

[parksie]

Musing on her present and past professions as "dominant/sadomasichism
fantasy fulfiller" and dental hygienist, Sybil said, "I couldn't really
understand why I wanted to be a dental hygienist, but years later, after
being in the SM world a long time, I figured it out: I'm in uniform,
they're not. I'm standing up, they're lying down. I'm doing painful
things to them for their own good. This is so ME."
-- The Daily Cal, September 29, 1992 In an article titled:
"Kinky sex remains alive and whipping despite threat
of AIDS, book reveals"

[parksie]

A man is talking to his wife when he mentions that there's a "Big Dick"
contest at one of the bars in town and the prize for the winner is $1000.
"Oh, honey," she exclaims, "I don't want you taking that thing
out in public!"
"But baby," he says, "$1000 is a lot of money."
"I don't care!" she says, stamping her foot. "I don't want you
showing that thing to everybody."
And the subject isn't mentioned again, until the following evening
when he hands her $1000.
"Did you enter the contest, even after I told you I didn't want
you to?" she asks.
"Please forgive me, turtle dove," he says. "I thought we could use
the money."
"You mean you took that thing out for everybody to see?" she says,
tears welling up in her eyes.
"Only enough to win, honey, only enough to win."

[HarryW]

Well... to be honest, yes it is. Anyway, carry on, don't mind me.

I'm off to bed... got up at 9 pm (now 6:20 pm) and realised at 5 am this morning that I had an interview at 10 am. So that was.... interesting. I'm knackered, g'night.

[parksie]

Night Harry!

Sweet dreams :p

[barrk]

Night Harry!

As for being needless.....it brightens my outlook....tickles me and makes my day a little easier...definitely not needless!

[parksie]

Lots of things seem to tickle you, Katie :)

[barrk]

Yep.......life in general tickles me!!! If I can't laugh....my whole day is ruined!!!

[parksie]

Once I get started making people laugh everyone else's days are ruined :D

[barrk]

There's not much to make me laugh today........the weather is crap...by cube-mate called in sick and I don't have a lot to do........but on the bright side...........I get to sit and BS with you!

[chrisjk]

Hmmmm

[parksie]

Say, why not waltz on over to the Post Race? It's a bit of a wild party in there now :D