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zmerlinz
Feb 21st, 2001, 01:14 PM
Family Fortunes:
Genuine contestants' answers from the ITV game show Family Fortunes.
We asked one hundred people to name...
You say...

A famous Scotsman - Vinny Jones
A famous Scotsman - Jock
An item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers - A horse
A jacket potato topping - Jam
A food that can be brown or white - Potatoes
A sign of the Zodiac - April
A job a working dog does - Slave
Something with a hole in it - A window
Something people might be allergic to - Skiing
A type of big cat - Persian
A type of record - Floppy Disk
Something associated with pigs - The Police
A non-living object with legs - A plant
A domestic animal - Leopard
Something red - My cardigan
A kind of ache - Fillet-o-fish
To a contestant who was a SOUP salesman:
A food that can be eaten without chewing - Er, chips!
Something you beat - An apple
A dangerous race (i.e. motor race) - The Arabs
A number you have to memorise - Seven
Some famous brothers - Bonnie and Clyde
Something in the garden that's green - The shed
Something a blind man might use - A sword
Something you wear on the beach - A deckchair
A famous cowboy - Buck Rogers
An animal you might see at the zoo - A dog
A famous bridge - The Bridge over Troubled Waters
A part of the body beginning with the letter N - Knee
Something you put on the walls - Roofs
Something you do in the bathroom - Decorate
A famous Royal - Mail
Something slippery - A con-man
A way of cooking fish - Cod
A form of transport you can walk around in - My foot
A method of securing your home - Put the kettle on
Something you do before going to bed - Sleep
Something the cat does - Goes to the toilet
An animal beginning with the letter B - Bullfrog
The last thing you take off before going to bed - Your feet
Something that makes you scream - A squirrel
Something you have with a coffee - The Sunday Sport
A song with "Moon" in the title - 'Blue Suede Moon'
Something that flies that doesn't have an engine - A bicycle with wings
Something with a red light on it - A Dalek
Something you open other than a door - Your bowels


enjoy them

barrk
Feb 21st, 2001, 01:22 PM
Funny, funny stuff!

Feb 21st, 2001, 01:55 PM
:D funny!

HarryW
Feb 21st, 2001, 07:59 PM
Hehehe :D That's the funniest thing I've heard in at least 12 hours ;)

Stoner Witch
Feb 22nd, 2001, 12:02 AM
That funny..almost wet myself
Thats made my day
Thanks

zmerlinz
Feb 22nd, 2001, 04:46 AM
glad it cheered everyone up :)