The Cult for the silver service

[Ianpbaker]

:):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)
I'm so happy,
so so happy
I'm so happy as happy can be.

Little white bunnies

ahhh isn't it (http://www.damncutebunnies.com/BUNNIES/14714390.jpg) sweet

:):):):):):):):):):)

*Dennis transmits message to Simon, Jeff, and Harry >He'll be the first target<*


*ahem*

why are you so happy today?

[barrk]

I want to join in Ian.............I too am happy, happy, happy!

TRATIOR!!!!

crap, i thought he was in our clan :( still hes our first target!!!! COME ON V-DAY!!

[Ianpbaker]

of course you can katite.

Dennis - I'm not actuall that happy today, but i'm normally very optimistic on life, so I thought i would counter your dastedly deed's

TARGET THREAD SET!!! :D *shouts the clan "OVA HERE!!!!"*

[barrk]

Hang on Ian...it's you and me against the dark side!!!!!!! We WILL prevail!

[Ianpbaker]

of course we will i've already bombarded their thread

Fight for the right, to smile
:):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)

*Dennis pulls out light saber*


I am your father, Ian. :rolleyes:

[Ianpbaker]

AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

all my nightmares are coming true.

Nope sorry dennis not even that nightmare can darken my mood, you'll have to try better as I've got my englsh stiff upper lip in force at the moment and nothing can beat that.

[barrk]

Dennis.................turn away from the darkside............you are the only hope!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Dennis whispers* I'll think about it....

Ok, I'll join you'all :)

*Dennis hears something, and in an instant is blindfolded and dragged kicking and screaming by Simon, Jeff, and Harry* help me! :eek:

[SteveCRM]

Nope sorry dennis not even that nightmare can darken my mood

You sure? That's one scary nightmare! :p

[barrk]

No rusty spoons here.


Parksie......join us permenantly happy people! It's much more exciting and adventurous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by denniswrenn
*Dennis whispers* I'll think about it....

Ok, I'll join you'all :)

*Dennis hears something, and in an instant is blindfolded and dragged kicking and screaming by Simon, Jeff, and Harry* help me! :eek:


Its to late TheClanOfTheRustySpoon has you!!! you cannot escape!! MWAHAHAHA!

[barrk]

I'll save you Dennis!!!!!!!!!

*Katie throws out some blindingly happy smiles........Harry and Simon run screaming from the light.*

There Dennis..you're safe now!

[Ianpbaker]

it takes more muscles to frown than it does to smile :D

[SteveCRM]

:D
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:D
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:D
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:D
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:D
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Hey! You're right! :D

thanks Katie :)

I wasn't really planning on going through with all that anyway...... just planned on watching as some sick people releive the world of themselves ;)

[barrk]

did you have a nice birthday yesterday Steve???

Originally posted by barrk
I'll save you Dennis!!!!!!!!!

*Katie throws out some blindingly happy smiles........Harry and Simon run screaming from the light.*

There Dennis..you're safe now!

im not scared.... ARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOO TURN AWAY !!! TURN AWAY !!! *simons gets his super rusty spoon and starts chasing* :D

Originally posted by Ianpbaker
it takes more muscles to frown than it does to smile :D

That means everytime I frown I'm strengthening my muscles ;)

[SteveCRM]

It wasn't that great...I had school...then a hockey game until 9:00 pm so I didn't get any time by myself :( so I'm kinda pretending today is my birthday and just relaxing at home :D

*simons off home to get his super super rusty spoon, cya later*

;)

[Ianpbaker]

oi steve, no sad faces allowed in this thread. :)

I don't have to smile, do I?

I don't like smiling.... sometimes it makes my mouth cramp...

Originally posted by SteveCRM
It wasn't that great...I had school...then a hockey game until 9:00 pm so I didn't get any time by myself :( so I'm kinda pretending today is my birthday and just relaxing at home :D

Unhappy???? wanna join the ClanofTheRustySpoon??

If Steve.Join = False
Steve.Run
End If

[barrk]

You DO have to be happy.........whether you smile or not is up to you..........but you MAY NOT frown.

(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(

I don't really show expressions.... my face is usually like this :-|

[Ianpbaker]

well said my fair lady
(bow's down in s medieval type way)
:)

[Ianpbaker]

well said my fair lady
(bow's down in s medieval type way)
:)

[Ianpbaker]

well said my fair lady
(bow's down in a medieval type way)
:)

[kedaman]

your happiness is my happiness

[Ianpbaker]

looks like we are all having problems with the server

[parksie]

Server problems make me really unhappy :(

[HarryW]

Will you lot keep the happy noise down? Some of us are trying to be depressed.

[parksie]

Right on Harry!

*shoots self* ¬

[barrk]

Smile when you say that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ianpbaker]

HA HA HA HA HA HA

[parksie]

*GRRRRRRR*

<<< bleeding gently from a thousand paper cuts covered in TCP (/IP ;))

[barrk]

What does a kid who is going to Spain for a week instead of going to school have to say GRRRRRRR about???? Give up those dark thoughts.............step into the light!

[parksie]

I'm unhappy because I have two days of rusty spoon injuries to go :(

*cries*

Come one everyone, wailing chorus!

And a one, and a two, and a *WAAAAAAAHHHHH* :(

[HarryW]

Bah humbug.

Or, as Katie would say it:

Bah humbug!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish I was going to spain for a week.... or anywhere other than school :rolleyes:

Actually, if I had to deal with *******s in spain(as I do in school), I wouldn't want to be there either... :eek:

When are you leaving?

[parksie]

Thursday @ 12:00 (my time!)

[barrk]

I realize it's probably your God given or constitutional right or something to bear rusty spoons but............take them elsewhere. Only happy thoughts on this thread!

Just for you Harry....
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[parksie]

Happy thoughts? What are they? :p

That's like what you feel when a certain member whose name starts with a 'n' isn't on the board.

[parksie]

I sense a vicious comment ;)

[barrk]

Dennis and Parksie.................take your dark thoughts elsewhere.........you will NOT bring me down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not while I have my exclamation points to keep me happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[parksie]

<<< Takes out .22 and starts target-shooting the exclamation marks

[HarryW]

One day, Katie, I shall hire some mischievous scoundrel from your base to steal the key with the exclamation mark on it from all the keyboards in your office. Then you'll be sorry.

What dark thoughts?

That's the truth.

Damn, you're right. The truth hurts, luckily, in this particular case, it's not hurting me ;)

oops....
*Dennis cowers down in fear*

Sorry Katie, I didn't mean to say that.. it just kind of slipped :eek:

[parksie]

:(

[barrk]

No matter how many blue, sad faces you post Parksie they are unconvincing with the wonderfully cheesy smile next to each post..............I know you're one of us.........you can't convince me otherwise!

You are one of us, do not be frightened, we are your friends. We love you.
*Dennis thinks*

Go to the bank and bring me back $1,000,000,000.

As long as we are brainwashing, might as well make a profit out of it ;)

[barrk]

I don't need to brainwash you.........you know it's the truth!!!!!!!

*In odd drawn out voice* You know it's the truth Mike, you *Voice trails off* kn.......

Who said anything about brainwashing? :rolleyes:

[parksie]

What? I didn't hear anything :(

Originally posted by barrk
Parksie they are unconvincing with the wonderfully cheesy smile next to each post..............

That helped a lot ;) ;)

[barrk]

lah dee dah, lah dee day..................

Life is good......there are no sad faces..........only exclamation points................


dum dee dum, dum dum dee day.............


Happy happy thoughts........................

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[parksie]

It sure did.

[kedaman]

What happened to the happy parksie face i used to see everywhere around the forums?

[HarryW]

Exclamation marks? Not for long there aren't.

[parksie]

Happy face? Not anymore :(

[barrk]

No smiling or exclamation points, Harry???

What a dull existence!!!!!!!!!!

What would life be like without annoyingly happy people???

[parksie]

Nice and depressing.

[HarryW]

Non-existent for you Katie.

[barrk]

What a thought! A Goth me.........


NOOOOOOOOOOOO.....I was almost bummed for a minute there........knock it off!


Happy, happy, happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy Happy Joy Joy, Happy Happy Joy Joy, Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy. *dum dee de le dum - de dum*


Any body else watch Ren & Stimpy?

[barrk]

Yep!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[HarryW]

Yeah, cool show that. In a depressing kind of way, you understand.

Katie, if you need some advice of gothic music I am free for advice. Some Type O Negative perhaps? Morbid Angel might go down well.

[barrk]

I appreciate the offer but I think I'll pass!

Thanks ever so...............:rolleyes:

They don't seem to air it much nowadays. It was pretty obscene. In other words, a great cartoon ;)

A few other personal favorites are 'Beavis & Butthead' and 'Southpark'

[HarryW]

Or 'Cow and Chicken', 'Rocko's Modern Life' and 'Angry Beavers', they're all good cartoons along the same kind of theme. Well I don't think anything's on the same theme as Beavis & Butthead actually. Probably a good thing, it wouldn't be so funny. Not that I laugh of course.

[barrk]

I was sure I saw you crack a smile, Harry. Are you sure you didn't laugh?

He does so laugh, I seem to remember quite a few *Chuckle*s I've heard out of him ;)

I don't like Angry Beavers much, Rocko's Modern Life is Ok though. I don't remember Cow and Chicken, wasn't that part of another show?

[barrk]

Now that you mention it, Dennis...........he is a frenquent chuckler isn't he???????????

so whos still in the ClanoftheRustySpoon then?

The ClanoftheRustySpoon are every where!! MWAHAHA!

[parksie]

We are indeed :p

[Jeff_1]

Stupid AOL ..i couldnt connect online last night for whatever god awfull reason...so i am back and all *points* you happy people better be careful!! muwhahaha

Originally posted by Jeff_1
Stupid AOL ..

Whu does everyone have problems with AOL cept me...??? :confused:

[Ianpbaker]

Good, Good,Good
Good Vibrations.

I'm talking about good vibration's
your thinking about good vibration's

Good, Good,Good
Good Vibrations.

[barrk]

Blue skies,
smiling at me,
nothing but Blue skies
from now on!

[Ianpbaker]

if you dream of sand dunes and salty air
Quaint little villages here and there

[barrk]

Sittin' by the seaside
sippin that margarita
How could any life
possibly be sweeter?

dum dah dum duh dah dah dah.....

[Ianpbaker]

you put your left leg in
your left leg out
in, out
in, out
you do the oke-koke and you shake it all about
that's what it's all about

Sorry :D

[barrk]

Here we go looby loo,
here we go looby lie,
here we go looby loo,
all on a Saturday night!!!!!!

[Ianpbaker]

I can't even get the oke-koke right

you put your left leg in
your left leg out
in, out
in, out
you shake it all about
you do the oke-koke and you turn around
that's what it's all about

:D

[barrk]

In, out, in out, pokey, pokey...............not fit for children in my humble opinion..............

[Ianpbaker]

Ouch that hurt

that's the second time you've made me fall off my chair with laughter.

[barrk]

sorry 'bout that...........I seem to be in a Friday state of mind today.

[Ianpbaker]

furry muff
(Cockney Rhyming slang again, furry muff - Fair enough)

furry muff - Fair enough

sure.... ;)

[Ianpbaker]

it's the hotmones again.

[barrk]

I have to confess that Dennis' response ran through my head...he just posted it first!

What is a hotmone Ian?

And don't even think of correcting your post and making me look like an idiot. ;)

[Ianpbaker]

.

[Ianpbaker]

i'd like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony
tie pretty bow's ...

[barrk]

Happy Days are here again,
the skies above are clear again,
let's drink a glass of cheer again,
Happy days are here again!!!!!!!!!!

:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(

[parksie]

*sung as loudly as possible off a hotel balcony*

Though your dreams be tossed and blown,
Walk on, walk on with hope in your heart
And you'll never walk alone,
You'll never walk alone

:)

[barrk]

Beautifully done, Parksie........standing ovation material for sure!

[parksie]

One night we DID get a standing ovation...the same night our head of music conducted the whole concert with his flies open :D

And no comments about standing ovations, please :rolleyes:

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :D

[barrk]

My husband was Best Man at a wedding....his fly was open throughout the entire ceremony! I had to leave the church because I couldn't stop snickering!!

Originally posted by barrk
My husband was Best Man at a wedding....his fly was open throughout the entire ceremony! I had to leave the church because I couldn't stop snickering!!

Try and stop me laughing now :D

[Ianpbaker]

let love spread the word :)

"love" *sigh* :(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(

:mad: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

The Cult of the Rusty Spoon will fall down from the skies on all happy people and wipe them out forever!


MUWAHAHAHAHAHATM

[Ianpbaker]

and you thought this thread was dead, I was very happy spending the last 10 minutes trying to find it :)

We will prevail!!!!!!!!!

MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! You time is up, surrender! You have no chance!

[Ianpbaker]

I actually had a silver service lunch yesterday, and It was very nice :)

Me dont need to eat, I feed off the evil of the Devil.......MUWAHAHAHAHAHA!

[chrismitchell]

MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[barrk]

It's a beautiful morning....the Children of the Sun begin to rise!

[Pix]

:) I'm normally a happy person so can I join the silver service? :)

[barrk]

Absolutely......the more the merrier!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Pix]

Thanks :)

[Ianpbaker]

*Brass Band starts playing celebrations*

We have another member. You are more than welcome to join us Pix

With the three of us, we can make the whole world happy :D

MUWAHAHAHAHA the Devil will haunt your souls, noone can save you from COTRS!

MUWAHAHAHAHA!

[barrk]

Sorry. My souls too full of good things. There is no room for the Devil, you or anything else!

[parksie]

I think I'll join too :)

Originally posted by barrk
There is no room for the Devil

NO FAIR!!! IM TELLING MY MUM ON YOU!!

:D

[Pix]

Handbags to you :)

[barrk]

Yeah!!!!!!!! Parksie, Pix, Ian and I......what a team! Watch out COTRS!

hey Parksie.. how come.. you are a member of the
Cult :(

[parksie]

I resigned my commission weeks ago :)

[Warmaster199]

I would like to join this "Silver Service". The cult of the rusty spoon??? Sorry, but that sounds so gay!(Unless they persuade me to join). I am willing to join the silver service. Wouldn't you like a warrior :)

[Pix]

:):):)Hooray more members!:):):)

I'll join :)

[Pix]

Yay! :)

Let's go celebrate everybody(everybody beeing everybody in the cult of the silver service, and celebrate because there are a few new members)! :)

I know how we can celebrate, but we just need to find that Bong that was stolen from Jethro...

[Pix]

:)

[Warmaster199]

HA :D

What the hell! Gimme some papers, I won't be able to wait until we find that thing :D

[Pix]

I've got some pixie dust will that do? ;)

I guess we could try it :D

*Dennis finishes rolling*

Who wants to try it first?

[Pix]

We'll let you try it first :)

Thanks!!!! :D

*Pufffffffff*

Oooooooooooh, wow............... hehehe, *giggle*..... :p

[parksie]

Come on...stop hogging the joint and pass it round...

Here you go Mike *Pufffffff* *Pass*

[HarryW]

You are all freaks.

[parksie]

Ta :)

*suck* *puff*
:eek:
Whoa man....I can...like.....see through my hands...... :D

Are you having any Nicola? Harry?

[HarryW]

Not unless smoking pixie dust is a miracle hangover cure ;)

Yes, pixie dust is the miracle hangover cure. :p

[HarryW]

Oh, well then load one up for me :)

*Dennis puffs and passes to Harry*

[Warmaster199]

Ummmm??? I don't think I want to be a part of this cult after all... smoking bongs and such...

[Pix]

Originally posted by HarryW
You are all freaks.

You're too kind :)

[HarryW]

Yes that's what people tell me, I mean I try to be a complete git but apparently I'm just not trying hard enough :rolleyes:

Originally posted by HarryW
Yes that's what people tell me, I mean I try to be a complete git but apparently I'm just not trying hard enough :rolleyes:

LMAO!!!!

[barrk]

No matter how hard you try Harry you'll never reach complete git status. You have too good of taste in music for a complete git.....maybe a gitlet but never a git!