St. Valentines Day Massacre.

[Jeff_1]

Attention All recluses, losers and miscreants.. ( i think i spelled that right eh ) :rolleyes:


:mad:
Throw down your rusty spoons..and pick up a weapon..preferably a large caliber weapon.. and lets kill all the lovey dovey people on valentines day!! ;) :mad:













Incase you are wondering...yes i am bored. :)

AAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH (harry back me up here!) ITS SPOONS, longer more painful and more fun death!!!

[SteveCRM]

*ahem* rusty spoons. :D :D :D :D :D

Spoons are slower...more painful...and much more fun... :D

*ahem* ( :D ) rusty blunt spoons!

BTW why dont you use the animated avitari like yours steve?

[SteveCRM]

I forgot to shrink each frame in the animation :rolleyes:

I kind of like him just standing still though...I might change him soon :)

Originally posted by SteveCRM
I forgot to shrink each frame in the animation :rolleyes:


do YOU have to shrink each frame, or the whole animation, as in animation shop pro (1,2 or 3) you can resize the whole lot at once (i did it for myself but changed it)

We're all very very sad people.... :( *sigh*

yep and we must put an end to it!!

[Jeff_1]

It would be cool.. we all could pile up in a huge van or something and drive around wherever..and just grab the happily , lovely dovey couples that we see...line them up against a wall and just blow them away with a tommy gun ;)

we can just use your avatar jeff ;)

BIG BLUNT RUSTY ****ER SPOONS I TELL YA!

LOL:D

[HarryW]

Maybe we could invent a rusty spoon launcher ; ) (ladles perhaps?)

[CyberSurfer]

And think of the Merchandising......Quake 3 Rusty Spoon Edition....Windows Rusty Spoon.....

Or Rusty spoon Tshirts, or Rusty Spoon Clan Dolls ;)

[CyberSurfer]

Or Limited Edition Silver Plated Rusty Spoons....

[HarryW]

*Chuckle* ;)

Originally posted by CyberSurfer
Or Limited Edition Silver Plated Rusty Spoons....

or Limited Edition Plastic Baby Spoons to give them a early start... No.... end to life!

[CyberSurfer]

And we'll invent a way to make plastic rust!

Originally posted by CyberSurfer
And we'll invent a way to make plastic rust!
Scrape it against the bone long enough and it will... think of it as a home practical ;)

[CyberSurfer]

Aha! Must patent that....maybe we should register cultoftherustyspoon.com???

Originally posted by CyberSurfer
maybe we should register cultoftherustyspoon.com???

shall we? i mean really?

Originally posted by CyberSurfer
And we'll invent a way to make plastic rust!

I actually "invented" an all purpose rust once. I forgot the chemicals used in it. But it did have some iron filings, and I think some cobalt chloride, surely there were more things in it. When poured on something, it instantly turned to rust. Plastic, Porcelin, etc. it had to be scraped off of everything it touched.

Originally posted by denniswrenn


I actually "invented" an all purpose rust once. I forgot the chemicals used in it. But it did have some iron filings, and I think some cobalt chloride, surely there were more things in it. When poured on something, it instantly turned to rust. Plastic, Porcelin, etc. it had to be scraped off of everything it touched.

hehe:D

but i prefer teh scraping the bone, its more fun!

[zmerlinz]

Why are all of you guys against valentines day i love it, strolling in the meadows with your loved one daisies all over the place, listen to the birds singing their happy little songs, then all of you sods come screaming in shouting abuse (i assume) and hurling ladels and spoons at me, they really hurt, and there is cybersurfer there with this RPS (Rocket Propelled Spoon) fire al over the place (Dennis no sick joke intended). Why do you all hate this wonderous day. Back to the point that i should of made at the begging of this reply is that you can get www.thecultoftherustyspoon.com for £35 for two years at www.easily.co.uk someone tell me if this site is created it sounds like fun

sorry if i offened anyone

Originally posted by zmerlinz
Why are all of you guys against valentines day i love it, strolling in the meadows with your loved one daisies all over the place, listen to the birds singing their happy little songs, then all of you sods come screaming in shouting abuse (i assume) and hurling ladels and spoons at me, they really hurt, and there is cybersurfer there with this RPS (Rocket Propelled Spoon) fire al over the place (Dennis no sick joke intended). Why do you all hate this wonderous day. Back to the point that i should of made at the begging of this reply is that you can get www.thecultoftherustyspoon.com for £35 for two years at www.easily.co.uk someone tell me if this site is created it sounds like fun

sorry if i offened anyone

note we hate the part in red coz we have none or we've been hurt

I am planning the site with Jon at the moment, and i can get two domain names cheaper at that price.... and i checked with them and they dont allow access to our DNS file to do what i want, and that's TOP SECRET

TheClanoftheRustySpoon are gonna prevail!!!! MWAHAHA!!!!

[HarryW]

So you bloody well should be. You bastard. I'll never forgive you. Bloody happy people, ruining my misery.

hey why didnt your h.a.p.p.y turn out as ***** ????

[zmerlinz]

sOrry harry i didn't mean to offend you,but i am very HAPPY and i have someone to be with, but i like to idea of rusty spoons though

What the heck.... how do you keep getting h.a.p.p.y not to caom out as *****?????

[Paul Warren]

Happy, happy, happy. Why don't all you sado's go and play with yourselves ( oops, pun intended. )

[zmerlinz]

HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY

Sorry ******

Originally posted by zmerlinz
******


i belive it shud be "*****"

[zmerlinz]

Sorry ***** I AM H - A - P - P - Y

[HarryW]

Oi Paul, if you want us out of your valentine's thread then you should at least respect our right to be miserable in our own thread.

[Paul Warren]

Fair enough. I'll leave you lot to it ( whatever it is ).

[Jeff_1]

zmerlinz:I am so happy i have a loved one *prances around * oh me me me look at me world i am in love.

Paul: Sados? heh that is funny in a weird way. :rolleyes:

Geez..cant we be miserable in peace!! all we want to do is sulk and be unhappy.. cant at least..have *sniff*..that :(





*Cries uncontrolably*

[zmerlinz]

sorry i will leave you to your missery, while i go out with my girlfriend, he he sorry

[Jeff_1]

I like to whine and moan about being single..but i prefer it this way.. i have the freedom and "space" that i need to do what i want when i want :)

[barrk]

The truly lucky find someone who will give you that space and freedom but still love you more than life itself!

[Jeff_1]

I didnt know there was such a woman out there.... the last serious g/f i had..my god was she possesive as hell over me...everything i did she wanted to know..where i went she wanted to know... it didnt really bother me i kind of liked it because it showed that she cared .( i guess that would be one way to put it)..then i actually fell in love with her..then she broke up with me..and her excuse for breaking up with me was "it was just a fling"

****..yeah.. after she poured her heart and soul out to me and then did everything for me... ah well i was young and inexperienced at the time so i gues you could say i learned from her...

[barrk]

There are people out there like that....but there are also people like my husband who do let you have your own self as well. Just hang in there!

btw, Jeff...I'm not always happy. I've just learned what to waste the energy of getting angry about and what's not worth the energy.