'The Cult Of The Rusty Spoon'

[chenko]

Dont understand? read this thread (http://forums.vb-world.net/showthread.php?s=&threadid=52421&pagenumber=4).

[parksie]

Ooooommmmm........
Ooooommmmm........

I'll join ;)

there u go ur added...if u dont entirey understnd read the valentines post thing...u will get it:d

[parksie]

I have read it all....otherwise I probably would have ignored this thread :p

:mad:

[parksie]

:)

:eek:

[parksie]

:confused:

[HarryW]

Okay so what does that make us, since we're founding members? Chief acolytes? Primarchs? Got to pick a catchy cultish title or two ;)

;)

[parksie]

I'll be Chief Oxide.

LOL!


:D :confused: :cool: :eek: : :( :mad: :rolleyes: :) :p ;)

[Jeff_1]

heh count me in... are we going to be doing the killing ? or are we going to have to share kool aid? :rolleyes:


Things i am good for:
*When i figure out other things that i am good for i will post them.. heh ;) *


1)Stealing candy from babies..

Originally posted by Jeff_1
heh count me in...

I shouldnt really let you in as this is for people who are good for nothing :D

the date is the valentines day all, GET READY!!!

I'll join too... *sigh*

Your in!

BTW how did it go with Amanda?

[HarryW]

OMG how do you think it went? He's signing up isn't he? :rolleyes:

[parksie]

Hehe....

Sorry Dennis :(

Originally posted by HarryW
OMG how do you think it went? He's signing up isn't he? :rolleyes:

I was just checking...

Dont worry D, she's the one losing out ;)

:(

Originally posted by denniswrenn
:(

oh no not the emicons again!! LOL


:) cheer up

I can't..... :(

Originally posted by denniswrenn
I can't..... :(

well only one person is allowed to be depressed and thats me :(

No, it's me.

Originally posted by denniswrenn
No, it's me.

from wat i know u only got turned down... wait until you get futher then lets see whos depressed more

BTW I AM

[HarryW]

Life sucks a whole different kind of monkey scrotum as you go through life a bit.

well harry i dont now who told you that was normal for the course of life, but i think they were having you on mate ;)

[HarryW]

No sh*t? Last time I listen to Michael Jackson, honestly :rolleyes:

*CHENKO FALLS ON THE FLOOR IN HYSTERICS*
:D hehe

you sound very depressed.....

I thought laughter was the sound of happiness?

Originally posted by denniswrenn
you sound very depressed.....

I thought laughter was the sound of happiness?

and laughter is somit which i use to cover up my depression, i was mearly suggesting he was funny

[parksie]

...or a psycho nutter hyena :rolleyes:

sorry simon... I'm just in a bad mood.... don't mind me

Originally posted by denniswrenn
sorry simon... I'm just in a bad mood.... don't mind me

no thats cool i understand entirely, just dont bring yourself down over this one thing.

[CyberSurfer]

I want in tooooooo......

Originally posted by CyberSurfer
I want in tooooooo......
your in toooooooo..... :D

[CyberSurfer]

<something else that ends in oooooooooooo.....>

Originally posted by CyberSurfer
<something else that ends in oooooooooooo.....>

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[parksie]

Simon......did you code your own up or are you just copying the colour values?

Originally posted by parksie
Simon......did you code your own up or are you just copying the colour values?

i took the colour values from when i replied to yours whic had the code in then i just replace text in between, and take every other tag out for shorter posts, why?

[parksie]

Nothin'....just wondering :)

i know i know ****y way but i have a quick mess idea to play wiv for now (as im crap with RGB etc...)

[Jeff_1]

Hey all

[parksie]

Hey there Jeff....haven't spoken to you in a while ;)

hey geoff... good morning might i say :D

Hey Semen, I haven't talked to you for a few hours...

[parksie]

Yeah, I thought you were leaving, Simon?

You obviously decided this was better :p

[parksie]

Originally posted by denniswrenn
Hey Semen, I haven't talked to you for a few hours...
Hehehehe :D

Originally posted by parksie
Yeah, I thought you were leaving, Simon?

You obviously decided this was better :p

no its not to chat to you guys really, im doing somit else ;)


Originally posted by denniswrenn
Hey Semen, I haven't talked to you for a few hours...


is that a mistake or are you taking the piss outa me
(and parksie!)

dont worry if it was a mistake, if not :mad: LOL

[parksie]

I think it was deliberate ;)

Originally posted by parksie
I think it was deliberate ;)

well were gonna have to kick him *KICK*

Oh dennis, i only have ICQ on my other pc if you were trying to get back!

anyone wanna host a IRC server....?

it sure was parks.

[parksie]

:rolleyes:

Anyway...I'd better be going now....or I'll be useless tomorrow, and I need to finish my homework :(

[SteveCRM]

damn I have homework too...but its only 10 pm here...plenty of time left...see ya later! :)

Originally posted by parksie
I'll be useless tomorrow

whats new

cya mate!
Night!

[parksie]

Night!

Or is it morning?!?! Hehehehe...... :p

Originally posted by parksie
Night!

Or is it morning?!?! Hehehehe...... :p


Morning parksie! hehe:D

[SteveCRM]

But its night here! :D

[Jeff_1]

My god this was so funny... me and some friends got drunk and went bowling... (which should be a warning in itself ;) ) and one of my friends went to bowl..and hahahaha he fell on his ass!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA and the bowilng alley was packed with people and everyone was laughing..oh man that **** was funny...n e ways back to reality... good morning everyone..

[Active]

Jeff When are you going to stop laughing on slapstick
Comedians ? :D

[parksie]

Afternoon all!

Hey all! no more additions then? :(

[HarryW]

Apparently not, we shall have to try to make people feel suicidal.

Morning all :)

[HarryW]

(I mean afternoon)

for all you people with troubles with an Ex, I recomend the song On The Roof Again, by Eve 6

I suggest killing yourself!

Well, that kind of puts you in the mood :rolleyes:

[HarryW]

Or, something a little more to my taste, S.O.D - Kill Yourself.

good then;)

[Jeff_1]

Damn i got tore up last night..i dont even remember typing the post before this one.. ha!

*Mumbles randomly*

Good morning, afternoon, or evening... i know i got it right for everyone...heh ;)


Kill yourself..Kill yourself...Why dont you kill yourself....

eh i forgot the rest of the lyrics for the song..hehe.

Originally posted by Jeff_1
eh i forgot the rest of the lyrics for the song

aint it KILL KILL KILL YOURSELF KILL KILL KILL EVERYONE

(in that order! :rolleyes: )

[HarryW]

Can't take it, never could
Time to end it, wish you would
Friends and family, they're all gone
Life for you is just a con
Dig yourself a hole in the ground
Push up daisies six feet down
Take a dirt nap, buy the farm
Inject a bubble in your arm

KILL YOURSELF, KILL YOURSELF
Why dont you kill yourself
Don't rely on no one else,
End it all, just kill yourself
KILL YOURSELF, KILL YOURSELF
Why dont you kill yourself
Don't rely on no one else,
End it all, just kill yourself
Now

Life is just a one way ticket
Everyone must go around
Here's a bucket, go and kick it
Slit your wrists without a sound
When you go dont make a big deal
No dramatics, dont overplay
Cause don't you know that we'll all feel
Better once you've gone away

KILL YOURSELF, KILL YOURSELF
Why dont you kill yourself
Don't rely on no one else,
End it all, just kill yourself
KILL YOURSELF, KILL YOURSELF
Why dont you kill yourself
Don't rely on no one else,
End it all, just kill yourself
Now

You're a loser, there's nothing left for you
A worthless loser, at everything you do.

KILL YOURSELF NOW!

good, now all we need as someone to sing it BAD, Harry you up? ;)

[HarryW]

Yeah sure I'll do it. Jeff's a bit of a drummer I think, we got anyone with a guitar, a few amps and a power station to power it?

I've got a few guitars, and a few amps.... and I play drums, but I'm really horrible at it.

well dennis your on the drums!! and i have another gutiar amp and im gonna play guitar (BADLY)

BUT after ive had a sleep
night all!

[Jeff_1]

The one thing i can do half way decent in this world is play drums...heh


Or i could play the electric marengas ;)

We don't want decent!!!!

[HarryW]

**** that, I want loud and angry, and whoever plays loudest is in.... and taking considerations of muscle mass, I'm betting Jeff's louder ;)

[Jeff_1]

"Looks at his very muscluar right arm with awe"

and then

"Looks at his puney left arm with disapointment"

OOPPSS!! Too much INFO!

* Runs far away *

Both my arms are strong...... 20" in diameter... :D


No.. I don't mean...... I think I'll be going now *Dennis runs away too*

ummmmmmmmmm............
*simon runs in the OPPOSITE direction!*

Originally from ICQ chat with Dennis
Dennis Wrenn: (11:37 AM) so, what are your plans on the big day?
Matt: (11:37 AM) 14th?
Dennis Wrenn: (11:38 AM) yeah
Matt: (11:39 AM) erm...get up (late as usual)
go to work
be bored to death
poo myself...um...got a meeting with big nasty client ppl :(
come home eat, be merry, sleep
u?


Rusty spoon? nice name. Let me in!!!!!! :biggrin::mad:

Your in!!

Updated list,
Chenko
HarryW
parksie - "Cheif Oxide" (dont ask me he wanted it)
Jeff_1
denniswrenn
CyberSurfer
matthewralston

[parksie]

I'll be on keyboards :eek:

[CyberSurfer]

And I'll play the Rusty Spoons!!! :D

I think we will all be playing the rusty spoons!!

Violin...

Originally posted by matthewralston
Violin...

Now thats a good sad one!!!

How badly can u play? ;)

[CyberSurfer]

:) or possibly :(.....

Very badly...my screeching will drown out your rusty (spoon) clangs any day :p

[parksie]

I used to be able to play really badly...now I can't play at all :)

I could never play...I can't play at all :D

I always wanted to when i was little...evil parents thought it would be expensive if i started then gave up so they made a "deal" (it was very one sided really!) with me...if i learned to play the guitar then they'd get me a violin and lessons...but i didn't want to learn the guitar...i hated playing it and i hated my tutor...so i never got my violin lessons :(((

[CyberSurfer]

So did I! Man, I hated that!

Originally posted by matthewralston
Very badly...my screeching will drown out your rusty (spoon) clangs any day :p

is it worse than the sound of rusty spoons scraping on bones??

I don't know, but you'll wish you could...it'll send enough shivers down your spine that every bone would be shattered anyway!

[CyberSurfer]

Likewise, I'm sure!

[HarryW]

Whatever you're playing people, just make sure it can plug into an amp and has a volume setting that goes very high.

We could use a bass player... not only to play base but to have the piss taken out of them ;)

[CyberSurfer]

Yep, my rusty spoons'll plug into any amp ever made, even WinAmp and Butlins Holiday C-amp.....

Originally posted by CyberSurfer
Yep, my rusty spoons'll plug into any amp ever made, even WinAmp and Butlins Holiday C-amp.....

just hope your spoons are rusty enough not to conduct electricity, we wouldnt wanna die fast!!!

[CyberSurfer]

Oh, they're rusty alright! Rustier than a 25 year old Lada which has been sitting at the bottom of the sea for 24 of those years...

Originally posted by CyberSurfer
Oh, they're rusty alright! Rustier than a 25 year old Lada which has been sitting at the bottom of the sea for 24 of those years...

Cool...mine have no metal left in em :D

[CyberSurfer]

:)

;)

[Jeff_1]

Wasnt the i love you virus relased ( hehe ) into the world around valentine's day??

If so we should find this person and enlist him/her into the rusty spoons as well.... we need all the death, destruction, and utter dismay that we can afford!!

Check this site out
http://www.dailyradar.com/features/directhit_feature_page_1941_1.html

If the rusty spoon doesnt do the trick..we can choose one of those!! muwhaha :eek:

SPOONS SHOULD BE NUMBER ONE! MWAHAHA

I feel a little sick at the moment, there is some REAL bad stuff on that site.... thanks :mad:

The wheel by all means was not the worst,
that iron maiden looked pretty evil..... it sent spikes through your "private", your arms, eyes, ass, stomach, chest, and legs.. that must have hurt.. :eek:

I think the sawing was bad! just imagine! NO DONT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Besides wudnt harm me i have balls of steel ;)

[kedaman]

:eek: What's this all about?

read the last post by Jeff! and look at the site (but be warned, it is BAD)

[kedaman]

Do you mean #227351

http://www.dailyradar.com/features/directhit_feature_page_1941_1.html

well this is the link Jeff posted

[kedaman]

Is that bad?

VERY

[kedaman]

In case that's bad, i have a theory for you.
Each time you die, you will be reincarnated in another body at another time as another human, until you've served as every single human being. If this is bad you could feel sympathy for humanity or if you can even call it that, and wish there ever was nothing.

Ok you've confused me so now im gonna be crude!!

Just imagine how many people you wud fu<k!!! :D

[kedaman]

How about a formula, you integrate Good-Bad rate in respect of time (from your POV) and get a value K (the greek letter kappa).
The value K is called kedamans constant and varies on your decisions which does not vary because it's human nature to tortue themselves while struggling to survive, Now if you calculate stupidness, S (greek sigma) = K/C where C is human knowledge (still from your POV) you get a value very close to I which is short for inifinty.

Seriously, would you want to get paid to be tortured? Is there any relevance how much time you spread it out on? What would you do if you found out this to be true?

............:confused: im still up for the ****ing

[kedaman]

alright, no matter what you do, you already see and know what youre going to do in at least some of your next lives, take for instance... ok let's not do that.

Speaking about your choises, imagine you do something that make Good points for both you and orthers (yourself) for instance love, and also imagine you do something you kill a person (yourself), that makes you feel very bad, and for the other yourself feel a lot of pain. And third you rob a person, you may feel good but will feel bad later when you think about it, or feel stupid if you knew this would cause you to have less money later.. What would you choose, even if you knew whatever you do the result is already shown and in action?

[Ianpbaker]

Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy (http://www.worldsmile.com/photo.htm)

[barrk]

Good job Ian..... that will teach them for stealing all my spoons!

[kedaman]

*me leaves without credits*

Originally posted by kedaman
alright, no matter what you do, you already see and know what youre going to do in at least some of your next lives, take for instance... ok let's not do that.

Speaking about your choises, imagine you do something that make Good points for both you and orthers (yourself) for instance love, and also imagine you do something you kill a person (yourself), that makes you feel very bad, and for the other yourself feel a lot of pain. And third you rob a person, you may feel good but will feel bad later when you think about it, or feel stupid if you knew this would cause you to have less money later.. What would you choose, even if you knew whatever you do the result is already shown and in action?

You trying to make my head explode??? if i wasnt in college id probaly have time to make sense (thats if it does)

Originally posted by barrk
Good job Ian..... that will teach them for stealing all my spoons!

I have my own speacial rusty spoons!!

[kedaman]

is human stupidness a bliss?

ITS JUDGEMENT DAY PEOPLE!! *simon starts scraping wiv his spoon... "**** this im out to KILL" simon runs into the street to find everyone alseep*

duh :rolleyes:

Wait... theres a... nope neva mind.... Im waiting, out side your house, besides your car, under your stairs.... were waiting and where very :(!!!!!!!! dont make us angry!! :mad:

[alex_read]

Oh I see now, the Cult is a following of loaners :p, I get it now hahahaha :D

[Fox]

This is Rusty Fox *rusty laugh*! Count me in or I'll destroy all your Rusty Spoons! *muahahah*

Originally posted by Fox
This is Rusty Fox *rusty laugh*! Count me in or I'll destroy all your Rusty Spoons! *muahahah*

Your in...well for now, are you sad and lonely??

Updated list
Chenko
HarryW
parksie - "Cheif Oxide" (dont ask me he wanted it)
Jeff_1
denniswrenn - under survailence
CyberSurfer
matthewralston
Fox - "Rusty Fox"

[Fox]

We are the borg...
Resistance is futile...
You will be assimilated...
___________________________________________

Anyways, think I can answer your Q's with a 'yes' :(

[barrk]

It's the day to throw away all your spoons and get Happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Join me for a rousing chorus of "You are my Sunshine!"

Good Morning and Happy Valentines Day to you all!!!!

[parksie]

ARRRGHHH GODDDAMMMITTT!!!!!

<<< sulks

ARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH *sulks, cries, ..... KILLS!!!!!!!!!!!* MUWAHAHAHA

[nukem996]

im not sad & loney
IM INSAIN & HAVE ALOT OF NET FRIENDS!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[nukem996]

i meet this girl on this chat thing and this is what she told me.
:eek: :eek: :eek: "killers turn me on, so nuke who u kill?" :eek: :eek: :eek:

then i found out she was from cuba. i left better then cause the us could sink cuba w/ a touch of a button. hehehehe
Nuclear Launch Detected

Originally posted by nukem996
im not sad & loney
IM INSAIN & HAVE ALOT OF NET FRIENDS!!!!

Not sad and lonely??? Well your not coming in!!!!

and why do we really wanna know if you have lots of net friends, can you try and keep random comments to yourself please!

The Clan of the Rusty Spoon will rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MUWAHAHAHA!!

oh!!! Its lattttteeeee.... I wanted to join.....!!!!! As assistant oxide...

Your in!! and what do you mean by "Chief Oxide"? :confused:

Updated List,
Chenko
HarryW
parksie - "Cheif Oxide" (dont ask me he wanted it)
Jeff_1
denniswrenn
CyberSurfer
matthewralston
Fox - "Rusty Fox"
anoop007 - "Assistant Oxide" ( :confused: )

[Jeff_1]

Watch out everything that is happy :mad:

we are coming!! :eek:

Hey chenko be sure to mention that i am dead already in the members list ok?

Updated List,
Chenko - (Technically Deceased)
HarryW
parksie - "Cheif Oxide"
Jeff_1 - (Deceased)
denniswrenn
CyberSurfer
matthewralston
Fox - "Rusty Fox"
anoop007 - "Assistant Oxide"

[barrk]

Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy

[Ianpbaker]

We have joy
We have fun
we have seasons in the sun

[barrk]

We definitely do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good to see you Ian....How goes the happy life??

AAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!

Nicht ein klien Stagen!!!!!! ( :confused: )

no ***** people are gonna be ***** whilst im not ***** and im neva gonna be ***** so ** **** ***** *** ****** ** *** *** **** *** big yellow balloon!!!!

[barrk]

I can't wait to see what will happen to this thread while you're on vacation................


MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by barrk
I can't wait to see what will happen to this thread while you're on vacation................


MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh im only on vacation from work, its coming up to the end of the "year" (april) and i had a few days left, its really just a vacation from work, and if i do go somewhere for a few days my laptop and mobile are going with me!! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA and any way there is more than just me in the clan MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[barrk]

Without their leader they are defenseless! I have enough happy thoughts in me to bring them down(or up?) if you aren't around....just wait!

[Ianpbaker]

together we stand
united they will fall

[barrk]

Ian and I against a bunch of sulky teenagers........how can we help but win?????

[Ianpbaker]

too many hormones running around their bodies, They won't be able to think straight.

[barrk]

Sorry Simon....I'm afraid you're in for a battle.........

I seem to be in a good mood today. I'm up for a fight :D

[barrk]

If you're in a good mood then we've already !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Simon will kick you out and you will be brought into the side of light and right!!!!!!

Huh?

I thought I already joined you?

[barrk]

Simon still has you listed as a member of the clan....maybe you need to set him straight!

Ok... before I do anything, what kind of fight is this? verbal, or physical?

Because I know of a few places I can kick that'll set him strait ;)

[barrk]

Strictly verbal..............and the key is we have to kill them with kindness and happy thoughts........are you up to it???

Damn... only verbal?

*sigh* Oh well, I'm pretty good at those too :)

I'll start.....




Imagine me and you, I do,
I think about you day and night,
it's only right, to think about the girl you love,
and hold her tight,
so happy together,
if I should call you up, invest a dime, and you say you belong to me, and ease my mind, imagine how the work could be, so very fine, so happy together,
I can't see me loving nobody buyt you, for all my life, when you're with me baby the skies'll be blue for all my life. me and you, and you and me, no matter how they toss the dice, it had to be, the only one for me is you, and you for me, so happy together, I can't see me loving nobody but you for all my life, when your with me, baby the skies'll be blue for all my life.


Seeing how none of them have girl friends, that should feel like a kick in the.... well.. you know... ;)

Happy Happy Joy Joy, Happy Happy Joy Joy, Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy.
Happy Happy Joy Joy, Happy Happy Joy Joy, Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy.
Happy Happy Joy Joy, Happy Happy Joy Joy, Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy.
Happy Happy Joy Joy, Happy Happy Joy Joy, Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy.
Happy Happy Joy Joy, Happy Happy Joy Joy, Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy.
Happy Happy Joy Joy, Happy Happy Joy Joy, Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy.
Happy Happy Joy Joy, Happy Happy Joy Joy, Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy.

[barrk]

Brilliant work Dennis...............keep it up!!!!!


I'm so happy 'cuz today I found my friend...inside my head..

[nukem996]

alot of ppl think that if u have alot of net friends then ur loney. and simon uve lost it, JUST LIKE ME!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

[nukem996]

since ur into that show, at lest dennis is heres a site w/ alot of sounds.
http://legolee.virtualave.net/RennStimpy.html

How rude.... aren't you going to introduce us?

There he goes again.... *Sigh*

[barrk]

I love......little baby ducks.......yellow pickup trucks......stories when they're wild....kisses from a child.....and I love you too!!!!!!!!!!!!

[barrk]

Originally posted by denniswrenn
How rude.... aren't you going to introduce us?


She's just like me only younger and prettier!!!!!!!

It's Ok, It's So nice, it's just another day in paradise, there's no place, that I'd rather be, well it's two hearts, one dream, I wouldn't trade it for anything. I ask the Lord, everynight oooh, for just another day in paradise.

Originally posted by barrk


She's just like me only younger and prettier!!!!!!!

How much younger? 27 years? ;);)

[barrk]

I think we've done it Dennis! There's not a clansman in sight!!! Maybe they've given up and are out having a good weekend!

Victory!!

This calls for a beer. I just hope I can remember this day when I have that beer 7 years from now :eek:


I haven't seen many clan members around much today at all. Only Simon. Hmmm......

[nukem996]

i think that u all took too meny happy pills.
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[barrk]

I think they are all secretly happy but don't want Simon to know it! They are probably out there having fun even as we type!

Now that Simon is on vacation and they have no leader the whole clan is going to come join us in a chorus of Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy!

[barrk]

Originally posted by denniswrenn


How much younger? 27 years? ;);)

That's right! Just your age...what a coincidence ;-)

I'll buy you both a beer when you're old enough!

You all took too many happy pills.

[barrk]

You can be happy too if you want....all it takes is a smile......of course you would have to learn how to type out your words properly........want to join us?

[nukem996]

i dont take any pills.
i think u r, ur the one who sings the happy happy joy joy song.

[barrk]

I don't take pills either.........I'm just naturally happy!

[nukem996]

dose insain happeness count?

Originally posted by barrk


That's right! Just your age...what a coincidence ;-)

I'll buy you both a beer when you're old enough!

Sounds like a pretty sweet deal ;)

*Dennis walks off into sunset with whatever-her-name-is*

[barrk]

Nope.............especially if you don't spell insane correctly!

[nukem996]

r u takeing over the cult of the rusty spoon or starting a new clan?

poor simon.

Originally posted by nukem996
i dont take any pills.
i think u r, ur the one who sings the happy happy joy joy song.

I wasn't saying you took pills, I was correcting you.

PS:
Would have sounded/looked much better like this:

I think you are. I'm not the one who sings the happy happy joy joy song.

[nukem996]

well im happy now cause i made a cd player that dosent crash or dosent work. :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
but sometimes i just get insane happyness.

Originally posted by nukem996
dose insain happeness count?

of course it doesn't.... being insane is something only a professional can do correctly. Besides, you have to be happy for no reason at all to join this. I think insane is a reason.

Originally posted by nukem996
well im happy now cause i made a cd player that dosent crash or dosent work. :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
but sometimes i just get insane happyness.


You're happy because your CD player doesn't work?

[nukem996]

I think that Dennis likes to type slowly like I am now. And has his English perfect. Im not like that.

Dennis, what do you think of me when I type like this?

[nukem996]

I made a CD player in VB, threw API. The other ones that I got from here and other sites didn't work that well. They crashed the computer or just didn't work. So last night i was bord and I figered it out. Now im happly listening to a CD useing my CD player.

[nukem996]

I think we've been selfish. That about Simon. When he comes back, or next time he looks at this. He's going to be very sad and it's going to be are fault. We have do break away from The Cult of the Rusty Spoon easly so Simon won't be hurt.

Dennis: No one said this, not even you Mr.Grammer. But you should not Capitalize 'of' or 'the' in a title. ;)

I type very very fast(100wpm). And I still manage to have perfect.. err.. good English.

My shift key is really screwed up. Sometimes it sticks, and sometimes it doesn't even work. If it wasn't for that, I would have proper capitalization all the time.

[barrk]

That's much better Nuke!

Simon will just have to live with it! No one should be in a clan where the only membership requirement is that you be miserable! Everyone has the right to be happy.....whether they want to or not! ;-)

[nukem996]

Im typeing fast now.

You shouldn't but ". . .err" in the middle of a sentince. ;)

[nukem996]

That happend to me once. I called up Dell and asked what I should do. They told me to take out my keybord and drop it on the floor over and over untill it gets unstuck. It worked. :D I don't know if you want to try it, but it's the only way I know how to fix it.

[nukem996]

I think that Simon created this when he was depressed and went insane. I think this is true because, he created a clan for people who are sad, and he goes in post and just posts something about this damn clan.

I know I shouldn't put err in the middle of a sentence. But sometimes it just feels appropriate.

[barrk]

When you type you need to make sure that the people reading it catch the inflection you would normally put in your spoken communication. In order to do this, it is sometimes necessary to use.....and errrr and hmmmmm. When you read a book you'll notice that the authors often do this. It's not the same as an essay where it is inappropriate to do so.

Yeah.... I've got a real problem with ... though.... I use it way too much... I try not to sometime, but one thing leads to another, and my finger doesn't leave the key fast enough.... there it goes again :eek:.....

[barrk]

I seem to be addicted to...................too! Not to mention!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm not really adicted to!!!!! but once I start using them, it's hard for me to stop!!!!

see!!!!!.........

......!!

[barrk]

They just make me feel good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've never been able to resist something that makes me feel good!!!!! That's why I married Tom ;-)
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[nukem996]

Im not typeing "wrong" any more. Well im trying not to. We'll see if i've really stop when I post at 4am. Then im very sleepy, or sometimes im very energtic.

I don't do 'err' or 'hmm' in reports. I just wrote one all the corrections was spelling and some grammer.

Originally posted by barrk
They just make me feel good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've never been able to resist something that makes me feel good!!!!! That's why I married Tom ;-)
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hehehehe... I saw that one coming from a mile away.. ;)

[nukem996]

Now i'm the grammer freak. LOL :D :D
But there are some programer's who cann't do anything but program. They suck at every thing else. I've meet one. I understood him better when he talk in binary.

[barrk]

Caring about grammar is not freaky. It's important if you want people to understand what you are saying and want to talk to you.

Originally posted by nukem996
Now i'm the grammer freak. LOL :D :D
But there are some programer's who cann't do anything but program. They suck at every thing else. I've meet one. I understood him better when he talk in binary.


quite a grammar freak you are, can't seem to get my shift key unstuck(and I am not dropping my keyboard) though. I've never met one of those people who can only program, but I know someone similar, it is easier to understand him when he talks in rhythem rather than just normal voice.


Half the stuff in that paragraph is made up. But if you pay attention to the bold letters you will see the real meaning of me writing it.

[nukem996]

Originally posted by barrk
It's important if you want people to understand what you are saying and want to talk to you.

It should be 'and so people want to talk to you.'

[nukem996]

It's extramly hard to speak correctly when, they don't use correct English in music, normal talking, chatting, and not corrected in school(my school at least).

Originally posted by nukem996
I think we've been selfish. That about Simon. When he comes back, or next time he looks at this. He's going to be very sad and it's going to be are fault. We have do break away from The Cult of the Rusty Spoon easly so Simon won't be hurt.



It wont hurt,
the cold freezing water will ****ing hurt!!!!

any way u didnt win!! and D i thought you were with us!!!!!!!!

[mosher]

hey man u can add me now if u like

is that you nukem?

Originally posted by barrk
Without their leader they are defenseless! I have enough happy thoughts in me to bring them down(or up?) if you aren't around....just wait!

oh harry's taking over

[barrk]

I'm at work and someone walked into my cube needing some help in the middle of typing my last response. Thank you for correcting it for me.

btw, Simon...........Harry is a softie at heart....your clan will crumble!

Harry just tries to be tough... everybody knows he's a good person ;)

Originally posted by barrk
Everyone has the right to be happy.....whether they want to or not! ;-)

they do and the reason they join is cause they want to, i dont force them

[barrk]

Admit it Simon.........you're happy to be the leader of the clan...you're happy you get a vacation from work...you're happy to be here chatting with us........

Let's face it you're just happy!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by nukem996
I think that Simon created this when he was depressed and went insane. I think this is true because, he created a clan for people who are sad, and he goes in post and just posts something about this damn clan.

Ok me AND harry started this and the only reason i post in other peoples threads is when they are dissin' me clan! ;)

[nukem996]

Im not the leader of the rebellion.

Simon, the same thing happend to me. I started a clan in this game called star craft with a few people I know. They didn't like the way it was going after the first 10 min and started a game. They all attacked me and killed me. So I was kick out the clan. Then the clan fell apart.:(
My point is, most clans fall apart fast.

[nukem996]

Isn't this site kind of like a clan? We all belong to it, and have one thing in common, we'er all programers.

Simon: If you do contune this clan sometimes democary isn't the best way to run it. I voted on alot of things when we started it and I think thats why I got kicked out.

[barrk]

I think all of you in the clan are great. I would never dis you!! I just don't think you're nearly as unhappy as you should be to be a leader of a clan of unhappy people.................or something like that!

Ok lizzi ur in!


Me not happy, me a ****ing pissed of induvidual who will spend this week smashing your head on the wall trying to get all the hurt out, you eva been thru wat i have? dya have any idea of wat im feeling here?

Originally posted by nukem996
Im not the leader of the rebellion.

Simon, the same thing happend to me. I started a clan in this game called star craft with a few people I know. They didn't like the way it was going after the first 10 min and started a game. They all attacked me and killed me. So I was kick out the clan. Then the clan fell apart.:(
My point is, most clans fall apart fast.

I belong to another clan and have for bout 14 months now.... it just depends

[nukem996]

"Hello Simon, im doctor. . .. I would like to you about your feelings. Would you discribe yourself as a happy, sad, depressed, and/or volilent person?" Simon's phycolotist.

Originally posted by chenko


I belong to another clan and have for bout 14 months now.... it just depends

What kind of clan?

[barrk]

Simon.....I've never been through what you've been through obviously.......but I do know from reading previous post that you're a good person and you are capable of being happy!!

I think you're not as much of an a@@ as you want me to believe;-)

Originally posted by barrk
I think all of you in the clan are great. I would never dis you!! I just don't think you're nearly as unhappy as you should be to be a leader of a clan of unhappy people.................or something like that!

:confused:



Updated members,
Chenko - (Technically Deceased)
HarryW
parksie - "Cheif Oxide"
Jeff_1 - (Deceased)
denniswrenn
CyberSurfer
matthewralston
Fox - "Rusty Fox"
anoop007 - "Assistant Oxide"
mosher

Originally posted by denniswrenn


What kind of clan?

;)

[barrk]

I think denniswrenn abdicated.........

[barrk]

I like all you guys...what are you trying to say Simon?

[nukem996]

Your theam music should be Blind by KoRn.

I would never dis you!!

dis?!?!?

*Dennis's ears start bleeding*

[nukem996]

What do you do in your clan?

Originally posted by nukem996
Your theam music should be Blind by KoRn.

Theme

[barrk]

Get out now while you can Dennis.......they still have you listed. Run, Dennis, Run!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by barrk
I like all you guys...what are you trying to say Simon?

huh? i dont get you?

im confused every time i post i have another 4-5 to read!!

Run, Dennis, Run!!!!!!!!!

*Dennis Runs*

Ok... now just for a little fun... imagine my name is Forest, and say that in a southern accent ;)

[barrk]

Hehe

okay a little sick humor as i cant be done with this


It's the first of April, and Joe is out of town on business. He returns home to find out that his wife is at the hospital in labor having their first child.

He rushes to the hospital, and goes to his wife's side. She has already had the child. He goes to the nursery to see the baby.

He spots the name on a crib and motions to the nurse. She points at the crib and Joe says, "Yes, he's my son."

The nurse picks up the baby and drops it on the floor.

Joe is aghast. The nurse says, "Don't worry." She picks up the baby and slaps it hard across the face several times. Joe turns white in horror as she throws the baby across the nursery. Joe is about to faint as she holds the baby by it's testicles and swings it around her head.

Joe screams, "Stop you're kiling my baby!!!!"

The nurse responds, "April Fools... It was born dead..."

[nukem996]

Sorry Dennis.

"Run Forest Run!"

[nukem996]

LOL
That was good.
Poor Joe.

Originally posted by chenko
okay a little sick humor as i cant be done with this


It's the first of April, and Joe is out of town on business. He returns home to find out that his wife is at the hospital in labor having their first child.

He rushes to the hospital, and goes to his wife's side. She has already had the child. He goes to the nursery to see the baby.

He spots the name on a crib and motions to the nurse. She points at the crib and Joe says, "Yes, he's my son."

The nurse picks up the baby and drops it on the floor.

Joe is aghast. The nurse says, "Don't worry." She picks up the baby and slaps it hard across the face several times. Joe turns white in horror as she throws the baby across the nursery. Joe is about to faint as she holds the baby by it's testicles and swings it around her head.

Joe screams, "Stop you're kiling my baby!!!!"

The nurse responds, "April Fools... It was born dead..."


that's so ****ing sick it's not even funny!

[nukem996]

That was funney. And if you think thats sick, you should see mine.

No thank you. Sick is good, but the point in which that joke is sick, just isn't funny.

FUNNY

[nukem996]

Here's one that I shouldn't get in too much trouble for telling.

A guy walks into a bar. He was talking to the bar tender and the guy said he could pee in a cup that was 15 feet away. The bar tender didn't belive him, so the guy bet $500 that he could pee in a cup that was 15 feet away. So he gets a beer mug puts it 15 feet. He pees, and his piss goes all over the bar. He goes back to the bar tender and the bar tender says give me my $500. The guy says wait a min, I bet that guy over there $1000, that I could pee all over the bar and make you smile.
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[barrk]

You are having quite the day aren't you???

[nukem996]

What do you think of my joke?

Clinton died and went to heaven; or to be more
accurate, the pearly gates. After knocking at the
gates, Saint Peter appeared. "Who goes there?"
asked Saint Peter. "'Tis I, your Lordship,
President Bill Clinton." "And what do you want?"
asked Saint Peter. "Lemme in," replied Clinton,
"Soooo," pondered Saint Peter. "What bad things
did you do on earth?"

Clinton thought a while and answered, "Well, I
smoked marijuana, but you shouldn't hold that
against me because I didn't inhale. I guess
I had extramarital sex, but you shouldn't hold
that against me because I didn't really have
sexual relations. And I lied, but I didn't
commit perjury."

After several moments of deliberation, Saint
Peter replied, "OK, here's the deal. We'll send
you someplace where it is very hot, but we won't
call it 'Hell'. You'll be there for an indefinite
period, but we won't call it 'eternity'. And
don't 'abandon all hope' upon entering, just don't
hold your breath for it to freeze.

Harry answers the telephone, and it's an Emergency Room doctor.

The doctor says, "Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have bad news and good news. The bad news is she has lost all use of both arms and both legs, and will need help eating and going to the bathroom for the rest of her life."

Harry says, "My God. What's the good news?"

The doctor says, "I'm kidding. She's dead."


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Two welshmen are out rounding up sheep when all of a sudden a ewe takes off and goes wild, runs into a fence and gets her head stuck.

The two shepherds run over to the fence to get her out when one says to the other "Hey, boyo, this is too good an oppertunity to pass up." So he unzips his fly, yanks out his wang and ****s this ewe for about ten minutes. When he's finally finished he looks round to his mate and says, "That was bloody marvellouse. D'you fancy a go?"

"Bloody right I do!" grins his mate, as he drops his trousers and sticks his head through the fence.


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A pub landlord is shutting up for the night when there is a knock at the door. When he answers, a Tramp asks him for a tooth-pick. He gives him the toothpick and the tramp goes off.

A few minutes later there is a second knock. When he answers, there is a second Tramp who also asks for a toothpick. He gets his toothpick and off he goes.

There is a third knock at the door, and a third Tramp. The landlord says, "Don't tell me, you want a toothpick too."

"No, a straw," says the Tramp.

The landlord gives him a straw but is curious as to why he wants it, so he asks the Tramp why he wants a straw and not a toothpick.

To which the Tramp replies, "Some bloke just threw up outside but all the good stuff's gone already".


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Originally posted by barrk
You are having quite the day aren't you???

Yep :(