I was trying to find where you keep all your weird and wonderful MSN smileys on Google, and I came across this page. I especially noticed this part of your description of yourself:

Quote Originally Posted by penagate's profile
Interests
Kittens. Who doesn't like kittens? :-)
I checked the date when I registered. This was definitely before I came along. Surely, after having me around, you are a bit sick and tired of kittens?

P.S. Where is that link of your website where you keep that cyclops smiley?