What's up for the Valentine's Day ?

[Active]

SO....What are your plans for the Valentine's day ?

sulk, cry, be lonley and all that stuff

[HarryW]

I plan to sit around and burn up with hate and all that other fun stuff.

So many women, so little time. Sigh...

[smh]

Same thing we do every year.....nothing.

[Gaffer]

So, looking at the posts above me, we realise that ther can have been only one person who voted for "More than one lover" on the poll...

I'll be giving my high maintainence fiancee the attention she... expects...

[tumblingdown]

LOL, looks exactley like you!!!!!!



td

Originally posted by chenko
sulk, cry, be lonley and all that stuff

those were my plans too...

Originally posted by HarryW
I plan to sit around and burn up with hate and all that other fun stuff.

that too....

:(

[parksie]

Valentine's day comes just before we leave for Spain on a school trip...flirt-fest here we come! :D

[YoungBuck]

LOL I must be the only with a steady girlfriend (hmmmm...) or the only one whipped enough to admit my plans. I am going to buy a box of those little valentines like you use to hand out in school and sign each and every one with some little lovey dovey note and hang them all around the house before she gets home and of course there will be the normal roses and a nice romantic dinner out. We are also celebrating a little early by going on a little romantic getaway this weekend to Cherokee, NC in the Smoky Mountains.

[smh]

I should give you my phone number and have you call my fiance to give him a few hints.....


(I'm going to go cry in the corner now...)


I have been with my fiance over three valentines days.

The first year, he did pretty good. He got me a Valentines teddy bear and a dozen roses. Later, I found there was a Black Hills Gold necklace around the teddy bear's neck.

The second year, he didn't get me anything until our roommate at the time asked what he had gotten me. He then made some lame excuse about having to go buy some supper and went to the closest store and bought me one rose that was almost dead. To top it all off, he didn't pick up anything for supper, and I had to cook something up fast.

The third year, I sent him a balloon bouquet at work to embarass him. Guess what he brought home for me....a different balloon bouquet. Very original!

Hopefully, he will think of something a little better this year......


(but, for some reason, I doubt he will.)

little lovey dovey note and hang them all around the house before she gets home and of course there will be the normal roses and a nice romantic dinner out.

*Whaa Pshh*

hehe ;)

I shouldn't be laughing though.. I don't even have a girl friend :(

[parksie]

Awwwww.....poor Shanea.

Just give him subtle hints all the way through the 11th-13th and hopefully he'll get the idea.

Although I didn't realise until the 11th hour once... :eek:
Not good...

[smh]

I have have tried that....and I got a dead rose.

[parksie]

:(

That's not good :(

[barrk]

My husband I figured out long ago that the most important thing is just to be together on Valentine's Day...no gift could be better than that!

[smh]

It would be nice if he acknowledged that it was Valentines day for more than a second though.

[YoungBuck]

Originally posted by denniswrenn

I shouldn't be laughing though.. I don't even have a girl friend :(

;) Still not sure which one of us is luckier......

(And I'm glad my gf thinks programming and message boards are boring) :D

[smh]

Well, I'm out of here until Monday! Goodbye everyone.

Bye Shanea,

YoungBuck:

;)

[parksie]

Bye Shanea -- and remember...we won't forget it's Valentine's day :)

PS: You'll always have the rose in your avatar :)

[barrk]

have a good one!

[Jeff_1]

What it means to me.......


not a damn thing.... blunt arent i?


It used to bother me though...not having a girl on valentine's day...but eh i got used to it..it dont matter none anymore.

Speaking of relationships and the such..a friend of my fathers was talking to me today and asked "Why arent you married yet??" and i laughed and said "heh no way..i am only 21 ..i wont get married till atleast 30... ( like i have a choice eh? ;) )


I will just drown my sorrows in a bottle of jack daniels.. and make fun of my goofy ass friend..and his even goofier ass girlfriend on valentine's day ;) :eek:

Cheers!!!

*Dennis holds out shotglass*


damn... it's not valentines day yet....
but I could still use a glass, doesn't matter which day of the year it is, I don't have a girlfriend...... *sob*
damn...... is it valentines day yet? I sure could use some JD

*mumble* *mumble*

I just want it over with....

[Jeff_1]

It isnt like i cant get a girl... ( self esteem boost here ;) hehe j/k )

But i really dont have much to say to a girl... and i know as shallow as this is going to make me seem..it is how i look at women right now...

When i see women on the street.. the first thing that comes too my mind is...yes you guessed it right ..SEX!
i dont look at a woman and think "wow she is so pretty..or i would be happy with her"... no no .. i check her over once or twice and then move on... yes i am a pig..yes i am shallow..yes i dont care about nothing else besides getting laid...but that is just the way i am... when i talk to a woman that i havent talked to in a long while... i have alot to say...as far as conversation goes... but then when one of us has to get off the phone..the girl will say "call me tomarrow i will be home at whatever time" .. i cant call them because i dont have anything to say...it has all been said...

That's completely different for me... sure it would be great to have sex, but there is this one particular girl that I like, Amanda, I like her A LOT, infact, I love her. I don't think about sex with her, because I respect her.

And usually sex isn't the first thing on my mind, or the last when I see a girl around here...... Most of them are so goddamn ugly it's not even funny... which is the main reason ;)


j/k

:)

I'm still waiting for my JD.........

[Jeff_1]

See..you have to be in a city that has more women in it....i am sure there must be a gogglebillion females here in L.A. so that is why i see so many damn fine women :)

I'm sure the ugly ones are in the majority at over a whopping 95% ;)

[kourosh]

Dudes my story is worse than yours. Last year I met this beatiful blond girl. She was tall, dirty blond hair, blue eyes, and you know almost everything a guy dreams for. Anyway I decide to buy her a big teddy bear and take it down to her house.

Well guess what??? :confused:
Her boyfriend was there :eek: and he mass me up bad.
You know what? If You ask me what I would do this valentine, I would probably tell you "I guess I go hide somewhere :o "

Originally posted by denniswrenn
I don't have a girlfriend...... *sob*

wait until u get one and they turn round and say they dont love you so more... it hurts so much and u wish u had neva had a gf to start wiv... i neva got out of bed for 3 days after this!!!! try and think yourself lucky ;) with this Amanda girl (oh dat reminds me ;) of the good... no wait get back to reality simon!*smacks himself*) when you see her next time go up to her and tell her how you feel... theres no point waiting, think of it this way, if you dont now someone else might! BTW wat/how does she think/fell bout you?

[parksie]

kourosh - what, REALLY badly? Eeeeecccchhhhh :(

[Active]

Sorry Dennis..

If I am not Sounding like an Advisor please consider my point..

You are Just 14 and whatever you feel about Girls
is just Infactuation..an effect of the testosterone
raising in strength from your childhood state.

The attraction you have for Amanda is not love...
it's just an attraction for one gender towards the
opposite gender ..and this can happen at any age.
So...what I am Saying is not that, you have sexual
interests in Amanda...but something closer to it..
and you have no knowledge of it because you
are not in control of your hormone system.

To Qualify your romantic relationship with someone
as love,you should be firm that it's not your harmone
that's attracting you to the girl but it is you - your heart
that's attracted. You will attain this state when you
reach the end of you teenage.

I know this stuff b'cos I have been through calf love.
guess what..they never lasted more than a year..

-

Active... i totaly agree with you mate

[HarryW]

Hey Chenko, I felt like that too (wishing I'd never had a g/f to start with) but then I realised that if I didn't, I probably wouldn't have got laid so much, and it didn't seem such a bad idea after all :rolleyes:

HarryW Please, call me Simon

[HarryW]

Oh sorry :) Forgot. Call me Harry.

[marnitzg]

I'll be taking my girlfriend out to a romantic dinner (as per usual :) )

[nadine]

Why is it that so many people tend to moan and groan about being single? I just broke up with my boyfriend (of nearly 2 years) a few days ago. Yes, there is quite a bit of pain, he is my best friend and there's a lot of love, we are just not compatible in certain key areas. However, I am looking forward to this. I get to spend my time the way I want to. I get to choose what I do according to my wants. I don't have to worry if he like what I am wearing, only if I like how I look. I have more time to spend with friends. And I get to flirt without guilt.

The downside is I will miss the physical perks and I guess there is a certain comfort in knowing that there is a person who values you above anyone else. So, I am not saying dating is inferior to being single, but I just wanted to point out that there are huge benefits of both.

Okay, steppin' off the soap box now. ;)

[parksie]

And if you're single you can quite happily chase anyone you want :p

[nadine]

Well, flirt with anyone I want to. I'm don't pursue. ;)

[YoungBuck]

Originally posted by parksie
And if you're single you can quite happily chase anyone you want :p

how about anyone single you want ;)

[parksie]

Not necessarily :p

Originally posted by Active
Sorry Dennis..

If I am not Sounding like an Advisor please consider my point..

You are Just 14 and whatever you feel about Girls
is just Infactuation..an effect of the testosterone
raising in strength from your childhood state.

The attraction you have for Amanda is not love...
it's just an attraction for one gender towards the
opposite gender ..and this can happen at any age.
So...what I am Saying is not that, you have sexual
interests in Amanda...but something closer to it..
and you have no knowledge of it because you
are not in control of your hormone system.

To Qualify your romantic relationship with someone
as love,you should be firm that it's not your harmone
that's attracting you to the girl but it is you - your heart
that's attracted. You will attain this state when you
reach the end of you teenage.

I know this stuff b'cos I have been through calf love.
guess what..they never lasted more than a year..

-

what never lasted more than a year? the "love" for this person, or the relationship(if you had one)??

[Active]

Both.

Atleast Six Years from Now...You will understand what I mean.

Originally posted by Active
Both.

Atleast Six Years from Now...You will understand what I mean.

it's been almost 4 years since I realized I loved Amanda...

[Active]

Is it growing strong every day or weakening?

growing stronger

[Active]

HB you definitely have to change your spellchecker.

How good is it, if it spell checks only other's documents
and nothing of your own ?

What I mean ?
http://forums.vb-world.net/showthread.php?s=&postid=225530&highlight=complier#post225530

[barrk]

Originally posted by honeybee
A new member to fight with barrk and smh. Welcome Nadine?


Honeybee....why do you assume Shanea and I would fight with Nadine???

Welcome, Nadine....the more the merrier. Glad to see you on the site!!!

[smh]

I'm not going to fight with her. She better watch out though. The guys know that she is single now, unlike the Katie and me.

[barrk]

Good morning Shanea! I don't think Nadine is in any danger from revealing that she is single....we seem to have a great group of people in here.

Did you have a nice weekend?

[smh]

Good morning.

Yeah, I had a good weekend. I went to a basketball game with my parents on Friday night so that Mike could go out with friends. It was a really good game too, because my new team (the town that I just moved to a couple months ago) beat the life out of the team from the high school where I graduated. So, that made my Friday night.

Saturday was my son's birthday party. That went really well too, because Mike's sister (the one I really don't like) couldn't make it because of bad weather. .....(I'm so sad)....... Mike was really mad at her too, because Mike's cousin that lives half a block from his sister made it to the party just fine. She's going to be in the doghouse for a long time. (He He He He)

[barrk]

Glad to hear your son's party went well.....

All my kids were gone on Saturday at a dance...so I had a nice time with my husband.

[smh]

The kid went to sleep early last night, so we got some time alone too.

[parksie]

Ah...so he's your kid who's adorably cute and has a unique knack for sitting stuck to the wall ;)

[smh]

Ooops!

I was trying to avoid putting his name in here. I guess I slipped up!

[parksie]

Well...I'll keep quiet if you do ;)

[smh]

I think it's a little late now....

[parksie]

Hehe...yep :)

You can always edit your post ;)

[smh]

OK, I did...but you have to edit your's too.

[parksie]

Done :)

<<< Trying to keep shtum about the name business ;)

[smh]

I don't care about my name and Mike's name, but the kid's is another story. I have heard really freaky stories about people who get children's names off of websites and track them down and kidnapp them. So, I have tried to be really careful will the son's name.

Well, I guess you have a secret to keep now.

[parksie]

I'll do my best...

Yeah, there are some sickos around...as in way beyond me and Katie :eek:

Those people are freaks :eek:

[smh]

I think that everyone, including myself, can be a little strange in here from time to time.

Originally posted by smh
[B]people who get children's names off of websites and track them down and kidnapp them.

I was talking about those people.

[smh]

I know....I don't think we are weird in THAT way! I'm just saying that we all have kind of twisted minds in here sometimes. That's OK though. We wouldn't want to be boring now would we?

[barrk]

Yep.....it can be a scary world if you let it. Way stranger than all of us care to think about.

[smh]

Watch TV sometime. Where do they come up with some of that stuff? It can be really interesting sometimes, but just think that someone has to be thinking it up. Twisted minds!

[Active]

Smh...

Just Curious to know...
How can the Kidnapper know, how to kindnap your
child by seeing a posting in a forum amidst millions
of websites and how the heck would he track your
child down ?

Are you really Serious ?

[smh]

Yes, I am.

You can see where I am from by looking under my name at the left of your screen. This narrows it down to what state I live in. In past posts, I have actually pointed out a town only eight miles from mine. If you look at some of my posts, you can figure out my first and last name. I don't have a very common name, so all you would have to do is open up a phone directory on the internet for my local area, and it would list my phone number and address. It's not really that hard to do.....

Are you scared yet?

By the way, this won't work on me right now, because I just moved 4 months ago. My listings on the internet have not changed yet. They actually aren't even listed now, because the phone was under Mike's name. I don't think I have said his last name anywhere.

[Active]

That Makes More Sense...
Not to Reveal Personal Information on public forums.

But why not, you the ladies stop exchanging
very personal messages Such as What you did today..
yesterday...and what you will do tommorow...etc..

By the Same Logic...The kidnappers can make use
of the Information to achieve their Purpose without
even the need for knowing the names from your posts.


BTW..
{ I know your real name but use the nickname for the sake of it }

you can remove the location from your profile, and it won't be displayed.

[smh]

I am not that worried about it. If I was, I wouldn't have put it on there. I will still keep my son's name a secret. I know that Parksie knows it, and possibly other people who looked at this thread during the short time I accidentally put his name out there, but I'm not too worried about it.

Active, did you go and check on that stuff to see if I was telling the truth and see if you could figure out my real name?

[Active]

GOSH..

Should I have to See past posts...?

I have the memory of an Elephant. I know your
Real name ever since you started posting in Post Race.

If I work for FBI..and they asked me to prepare a
Report on You...I can do it from my memory alone.

If you are curious on whether I knew your sons name...
Yes..I know it. But I promise not reveal it anywhere.

[barrk]

Originally posted by Active
But why not, you the ladies stop exchanging
very personal messages Such as What you did today..
yesterday...and what you will do tommorow...etc..


Isn't the question What's up for the Valentine's Day meant for personal messages....it's a personal question isn't it????? Is it only us ladies that exchange these types of messages on this site???

chit chat wouldn't be chit chat if it wasn't personal....

[Active]

What does this thing has to do with Valentines day ?

Originally posted by smh
Good morning.

Yeah, I had a good weekend. I went to a basketball game with my parents on Friday night so that Mike could go out with friends. It was a really good game too, because my new team (the town that I just moved to a couple months ago) beat the life out of the team from the high school where I graduated. So, that made my Friday night.

Saturday was my son's birthday party. That went really well too, because Mike's sister (the one I really don't like) couldn't make it because of bad weather. .....(I'm so sad)....... Mike was really mad at her too, because Mike's cousin that lives half a block from his sister made it to the party just fine. She's going to be in the doghouse for a long time. (He He He He)

What is this for ?

The would be kidnapper knows :
1.Smh likes asketball game and would like to go if possible with her parents on friday.
2. Her husband has a sister who doesn't have a good
relationship with her.
3.February 3rd is her son's birthday.

These can be exploited by the kidnapper.

[Active]

I am not saying...You should not be Personal....
What I am saying is you should not be very very very personal...

[barrk]

Beg your pardon Active.....I see you were just making a point... You can't worry about personal safety on one hand and post personal items on the other...you weren't complaining about personal items on the site...right?

[Active]

Exactly


By the Way why do you call yourself 'Barrk' katie ? :D

[barrk]

My last name is Barr and my first name is Katie...........how's that for personal?

I don't think there's any real danger of someone knowing who you are in here. But..I know I was a lot more paranoid when my kids were little than I am now too!

[Active]

Strange Lastname...hearing it for the first time.

[parksie]

Maybe, but it helps the jokes:

Dennis walks in to a Bar(r)... ;)

[barrk]

He's a little young for that don't you think?

[parksie]

I dunno...I mean, you lot can drive at 15-16, so :eek:
Maybe we should change that to:

Ian, td, and paul simultaneously walk into a Bar(r).

:D:D:D:D:D:D

Too young to walk into a bar, or too young to walk into a Barr?
;)

[parksie]

Hehe...your choice Katie... :p

[Active]

Katie...in the same breath, please explain what do you
mean by
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I could not Infer a thing!

[parksie]

Time flies like an arrow -- simile
Fruit flies like a banana -- they're fruit flies, so they like to eat fruit ;)

[barrk]

Originally posted by parksie
Ian, td, and paul simultaneously walk into a Bar(r).

:D:D:D:D:D:D

Hehehe....now that's an idea!


Dennis....you're right on both accounts! But if I were 10 years younger and you were ten years older I'd give you a run for your money ;-)

[Active]

Here is a Link for Katie then..

http://www.groucho-marx.com/

[barrk]

Thanks Active!

[HarryW]

'Time flies like an arrow' and 'fruit flies like a banana' are phrases that demonstrate the ambiguity of words in natural language. 'Flies' can be part of the noun phrase or the verb phrase, depending on the context. Shows how complicated natural language processing can be.

Sorry, this has been an exceedingly sensible post. My apologies. In order to rectify the situation I recommend you visit Dennis' PHP forums, where I posted a message in the dirty jokes section ac ouple of days ago but haven't had any replies yet (as far as I know).

[barrk]

Judging from the address....I think it would be an increasingly dangerous thing for me to open while at work....I'll check it out tonight!

[HarryW]

Ahh, a wise choice madam ;)

Don't go down without it.

[SteveCRM]

sorry...post 100! :D

[barrk]

Sorry Steve....I figured it out and deleted my post before you posted...didn't mean to steal your thunder!

[PJB]

I'm feeling to lazy to read the rest of this thread, has anyone mentioned turnips?

[barrk]

I don't believe either turnips or cheese has been mentioned.......sorry to dissappoint you PJB

[PJB]

guess that's alright, it's a fine thread anyway :)

Cheese is good.... so are turnips...


Happy now PJB?

[barrk]

Glad you approve............

[PJB]

yes quite happy, thank you for asking

[PJB]

ever notice a thread goes straight to hell if you bring up vegetables?

[barrk]

I like vegetables..............

cucumber
zucchini
pickles.....................

[PJB]

just wonderin' Katie how come all your favorite veggies are long?

hhhmmmmmmmmm?

[barrk]

Easier to eat and much more satifsying......hmmmm...errr...I'm mean nutritionally speaking of course!!!!!!

[PJB]

hate to think there was some odd fetish thing going on there

not to say i'm completely against the idea, just like to know where people stand

or sit for that matter

[HarryW]

Heh, reminds me of that game on 'Whose Line Is It Anyway?' called 'Stand Up, Sit Down, Bend Over'.... can't think why ;)

[PJB]

that's a good skit HarryW, do they still run the English version there or are the running the one with Drew Carey?

[Benjamin]

They play repeats of the english one...... I like both of them....

I like the skit where a person (usually Tony) has to guess who everybody is... but my favorites are the ones where 2 people are given a prop, and the other 2 are given another crop.... my 2nd & 3rd favorite is the worlds worst, and the hoedowns.....

[PJB]

I catch the repeats on Comedy Central and the new one on whatever channel it is, I think Ryan Styles is great in the newer ones, although he's good in both

Ryan Styles is the best, after that it's Collan Mockery.

[PJB]

Saw one episode where Ryan Styles kissed Collan Mockery right square on the lips, of course i was shocked in true homophobic fashion, but after that i giggled quite hard

I remember that one....

It seems that on every other episode, Ryan Styles is given the part to hump somebodies leg..... :confused:

isnt he canadian?

[smh]

Well, I think you would have lost your job after your first report, because you were not quite acurate.

First....I have only gone to 2 basketball games in the last 4 years or so. I only went because I wanted to see my old high school get slaughtered. I will probably not go to another game for another year or more.

Second...I do not have a husband (not yet at least, he's still my fiance), plus I have never let out Mike's last name, or his sister's name. Therefore, the kidnapper would be way off the mark about any information about Mike's side of the family.

Third...My son's birthday is not February 3rd. I just had his birthday party on the 3rd.

So, just to point out that you are making several assumptions, you were off the mark on all of them.

[Jeff_1]

IF
Ryan Stiles = Parksie
THEN crticize parksie for not telling us he is famous in the first place
ELSE
laugh hard. :rolleyes:

[barrk]

Honeybee...

Just because we differ in our manner of speaking doesn't mean that you are right and I am wrong...it just means that we differ...............Geesh! Get over yourself!!!!

[barrk]

As long as you feel the need to pass judgement....yes I'm afraid we do.

[smh]

Sorry....but I am staying out of this one....

I am leaving for dinner...

[parksie]

So Shanea's off to be replaced by Parksie.
Hmm...not so sure about the trade-off value :rolleyes:

Katie and honeybee...I'm sure you two really don't need to squabble like this...

[Active]

HI Smh,

SO you seem to be very angry...huh..
Calm down.. ;)

First of let me tell you that I said...those were the
kidnapper's perception about you whether it is right or
wrong. There is difference between an FBI agent
and a kidnapper. Reading that para alone...
a Kidnapper cannot know whether your son's birthday
is on...such and such a day..

OK ....Enough of this, now.

This place is supposed to be for helping each other
and certainly no place for quarrels. :)

Let me meet you with a smile !

[smh]

I'm not mad...I'm just saying that you just didn't quite hit the target. But...let's just drop that conversation. I think we all have better things to talk about.

Hi Parksie! Now they have to deal with both of us.

[parksie]

Yep...after a small break while I did some work and battled BOTH parents who were whingeing about how I never do any work at home :(

[Active]

What do they Want you to do ?

[barrk]

Parents are so unreasonable sometimes..............

[barrk]

That was just a crack....I've lived both sides and yep....it's true from both the kid's and the parent's perspective at times.

[parksie]

Were they unreasonable? Not totally.

It's partly my attitude to work and their attitude to priorities that clashed :rolleyes:

[Active]

Valentine's Day : Four More Days to Go !

4 more days!! <starts moving towards the corner of the room>

[HarryW]

Excuse me while I go and learn how to tie myself a noose.

[Active]

May Harry Rest in Peace. AMEN !

Originally posted by HarryW
Excuse me while I go and learn how to tie myself a noose.

i see your gonna have a *****y day like me eh?

[HarryW]

I plan to spend the day depressed, sitting in a dark corner with my arms around my knees, rocking back and forth slowly.

[barrk]

Why would you give your ex that satisfaction. Find somewhere fun and dance your ass off!!!!!!! Have fun with some friends doing things you'll regret in the morning!!!! Do something!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by HarryW
I plan to spend the day depressed, sitting in a dark corner with my arms around my knees, rocking back and forth slowly.

I plan to spend the day depressed, sitting in a dark corner with my arms around my knees, rocking back and forth slowly, mumbling to myself!

[HarryW]

Yeah I think I might pause to shout, "bah humbug!" every now and again.

Katie - she'll get no satisfaction from it, even if she did have any idea what I was doing. She doesn't know anything about my life any more (I think) which is the way I like it.

Anyway, the music they play around here isn't the kind I like to dance to.

[barrk]

You do realize that Valentine's Day is really just a made up holiday to force people to spend money on things to show the affection they should have been showing all along, don't you?

Just another money making scam....don't let it get to you!

Originally posted by HarryW
Anyway, the music they play around here isn't the kind I like to dance to.

i might pause to kill myself every few minutes, and i hope they have music that works wiv it

[HarryW]

If you need any appropriate music for the task then I've got a couple of nice tracks you might be interested, including such classics as 'Everyone I Love Is Dead', 'Love You To Death', 'I Know You're F***ing Someone Else', or 'Prelude To Agony'. Just about anything else Type O Negative do will be fine though I expect.

[HarryW]

Katie - yeah I know exactly what it is, and it's prety bloody stupid if you ask me. What annoys me is that people expect a big deal to be made out of it and if it's not they get irritated. To be honest, to me, being single just saves me some money and effort to make a shallow gesture.

they will do fine mate... they only need to last like 10 seconds... or does it take longer?

[smh]

Don't you love how they hike of the prices of flowers too. You can buy a dozen roses for under $25 any time of the year except for February. Then they hike the price up to $50 and over. What a ripoff.

[HarryW]

Depends what you've got to hand really. If all you have is a rusty spoon, then you're gonna be there a while.

nah... dont think it will worry me or harry...

harry... how bout a tandem sucicide?

[HarryW]

Hey, we could start 'The Cult Of The Rusty Spoon', and take some innocents with us, that would almost make it fun.

[barrk]

You're absolutely right, Shanea!


Tom and I being non-traditionalists always do something for each other on the day we met instead of Valentine's Day.....neither of us could remember exactly what day it was so we picked June 9th since it was somewhere around there. Works great for us!!

Plus....we make sure we do nice stuff "just because" throughout the year!

Originally posted by HarryW
Hey, we could start 'The Cult Of The Rusty Spoon', and take some innocents with us, that would almost make it fun.

cool man lets go for it!!!!!!!

[HarryW]

Well how are we going to recruit? I would suggest door-to-door sales of cultism, but frankly I can't be arsed. Perhaps we could get a banner here on VB-W? Or at least a thread ;)

[smh]

I know we started dating on January 15th. The only reason why I know that is because it was my dad's birthday, and I forgot to call him and tell him happy birthday.

Originally posted by HarryW
Well how are we going to recruit? I would suggest door-to-door sales of cultism, but frankly I can't be arsed. Perhaps we could get a banner here on VB-W? Or at least a thread ;)


Go for it!!!

[parksie]

I leave for Spain with school the day after Valentine's...so will continue my advances (as begun a few days ago :)) there.

[Kagey]

Collan Mockery is a canadian. speeking of canada, the snow here is waist deep.

Originally posted by Kagey
Collan Mockery is a canadian. speeking of canada, the snow here is waist deep.

Pardon?:confused:

[Kagey]

ummmmmmmmmmm........

This neutron walked into a bar. He ordered a bear, draft that is. The bartender replied "no charge". ;)

[HarryW]

I would say "a kaon walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The barman refused, saying 'we don't like strangers round here'" but I'd get blank stares by 90% of the population, and the rest wouldn't think it was funny anyway. I'd just look like a gimp.

Oops :rolleyes:

Originally posted by HarryW
I would say "a kaon walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The barman refused, saying 'we don't like strangers round here'" but I'd get blank stares by 90% of the population, and the rest wouldn't think it was funny anyway. I'd just look like a gimp.

Oops :rolleyes:

Good one mate!

[HarryW]

Yeah yeah :rolleyes:

[HarryW]

Aren't you meant to be in bed? Got to save your energy for your impending suicide. It's not easy to do yourself in with a rusty spoon you know, it takes a fair bit of effort.

I'm only staying awake so I can sharpen the handle of my spoon :D

[HarryW]

Hey no sharpening! Put that down and go and get a blunt one. If it was about sharp things it would be 'The Cult Of The Rusty Breadknife'.

Ok, sorry H, :o

Its gotta be a big rusty blunt ****er! no sharpening!

I've got a big blunt ****er, but it's not rusty at all ;)

:o ummmm

[parksie]

Hehehehe :)

MWAHAHAHA

[nukem996]

valentines day was created by that card company, so its not a real holiday. i dont have anyone cause all the girls in my school r ungly bitchs. and the girls that i like live too far away :( , ive met them in person.

[nukem996]

thats just sick.

[PJB]

well i see this thread has gone completely to hell since i stopped in last, keep up the good work gentlemen!

I didnt realise it was spoons only, Ive spen the weekend rubbing my wrists on the pavement outside my house. They're a little red, but I dont think Im on the way to suicide here...

Originally posted by Behemoth
I didnt realise it was spoons only, Ive spen the weekend rubbing my wrists on the pavement outside my house. They're a little red, but I dont think Im on the way to suicide here...

Well its not time yet :)

anybody want a piece of my paving stones?

Please :D

If I provide the cult of the rusty spoon with weapons and the addresses of lovey-dovey couples, will they leave me and my girlfriend alone? i can be your surveillance operative in the enemy camp...

Besides, I went through a hell of a lot of heatache to get where I am today - you lot are just beginning, but itll all be worth it eventually.

Here's your paving slabs...and a bag of cement - just in case.

All we need is rusty spoons thanks, that paving slabs are just to repare the holes i made outside my house testing my new nuke :D


So are you and you girlfriend happy? "Yes" do i hear you say?
WELL WERE COMING TO GET YOU YOU HAPPY BASTARD!!!!! COME ON GUYS WE HAVE OUR FIRST TARGET!!!!

*simons runs to grab his rusty spoon"


:Dhehe

Did I hear the word happy?

*sigh*

I remember that feeling too well.... *sigh*

happy....... :( ill neva see that again *simon joins in D's sulking fest*

no, simon, I didnt say I was happy...
(not that I'm not, I'm just not gonna rub yr face in it)

I've had my fair share of *****ty feelings. ButI'm prepared to help "La Resistance"...

:D

Originally posted by Behemoth
no, simon, I didnt say I was happy...
(not that I'm not, I'm just not gonna rub yr face in it)

I've had my fair share of *****ty feelings. ButI'm prepared to help "La Resistance"...

:D

So ya goona KILL? (and yerself!)

who d'ya want me to kill?

"I'm all over it..."

[HarryW]

Hey that's from Starcraft innit?

Originally posted by Behemoth
who d'ya want me to kill?

"I'm all over it..."

depends... if i run outa people before the day is over, IM COMING FOR YOU!! but i will leave you till last ;)
What the others think is their choice, but i say KILL DAMN IT!

Id watch out people, hes one of them, hes gonna rip apart ours plans form the inside, inform happy people, hes NOT to be trusted... KILL!

"Go ahead Tac-com"

"gimme something to shoot..."

yes, Harry. It is...

[HarryW]

hehe ;) i always preferred:

"My life for Aiur!"

I'm a Protoss *****. Sorry, can't help it :rolleyes:

"Squeerrgle!"

Perhaps the Zerg aren't quite as quotable as id hoped...

[HarryW]

Mind you, that Kerrigan... she knows exactly what you want ;)

huh? :confused:

[HarryW]

Talking about Starcraft

know nothing of that guys, i prefer the spoons!

[Active]

for the Real 13 Souls that Voted for One ....in the Poll above.


HAPPY VALENTINES DAY !!!

[HarryW]

Just shut up will you? Let me wallow in depression in peace.

Originally posted by Active
***** VALENTINES DAY !!!

AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH STOP IT

i c ur still wiv us then harry.... i was a little confused

*simon starts to feel suicidal* - ive gotten thru the first layer of skin wiv my SUPER SUPER rusty spoon, come on guys we can do it!!

[Paul Warren]

Did anyone actually do anything romatic today ? For those who are relationshiply ( what ? ) challenged please stop reading this and go and do what you usually do when you're on your own.

Originally posted by Paul Warren
Did anyone actually do anything romatic today ? For those who are relationshiply ( what ? ) challenged please stop reading this and go and do what you usually do when you're on your own.

ARRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH ********* day is a time for EVIL, so the ClanoftheRustySpoon is here!!!!

MUWAHAHAHA

[smh]

When I left the house this morning, I left little Valentine's cards all over the place for Mike to find when he gets home. (They were the ones that you can make on your computer...the naughty ones.) I think he will get quite a kick out of it.

[parksie]

Hehehe.....ya little minx :p

Damn...you're cheering me up...this MUST stop! :eek:

[HarryW]

Don't worry Mike, I was happy once... it didn't last long.

[barrk]

Happy Valentines Day to anyone without a spoon!!!!!!!

Those of you with spoons...................cheer up and have a good day in spite of it all!

Originally posted by barrk
Happy Valentines Day to anyone without a spoon!!!!!!!

Those of you with spoons...................cheer up and have a good day in spite of it all!


AAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[smh]

Stop cheering you up Parksie? No Way! I will let your mind wander on what else I got him...

He He

I'm trying to be happy today, but it just isn't happening... :(

[smh]

If you don't have a significant other, stay away from the TV tonight. All they are showing is lovy-mushy stuff tonight. So, is suppose all the singles out there will be talking to each other here tonight.

[parksie]

Shanea -- that laugh suggests something completely different :p

...I'll restrain my imagination :D

Anyway, no time to wallow on the beaches of the Island of Self-Pity...got to a) pack for Spain; b) prepare for job interview :eek:

[barrk]

Good afternoon all you wonderful people! How are you're Valentines' going? I'm stoked on caffiene and chocolate and I haven't even seen my husband yet! I'm looking forward to this evening.

For all of my great chat buddies here..........Happy Valentine's Day too you!!!!!

[parksie]

Katie...just make sure that you don't kill him or anything...us poor males often can't keep up :p

[barrk]

Tom knows what to expect.......he got a snow day today so he's been home resting up!

[parksie]

I think I'll shut up now before John kicks us off ;)

[barrk]

I can't imagine what you're thinking:rolleyes:

[smh]

What job are you interviewing for, Parksie?

[parksie]

Originally posted by barrk
I can't imagine what you're thinking:rolleyes:
Hmmm.... hehehe ;)

Shanea -- it's a job at DERA (Defence Evaluation and Research Agency) for next year, between finishing school and going to Uni (if I do go). It'll probably (hopefully!) be doing C++ stuff, cause that would be a real kick-ass job :D

[smh]

Sounds like you're going to be busy!

[HarryW]

Wow, I nearly applied for a job there, I might even still apply for it :)

It's working on the flight simulator for the successor to the current JSF. Sound familiar?

[barrk]

My cube mate works on the simulator for the F-22. I actually got to fly it during the Christmas Holidays when things were slow. It was very cool! Does JSF stand for Joing Strike Fighter over there too?

[HarryW]

No, over here it stands for Joint Strike Fighter :rolleyes:

Of course it does, where do you think the 'joint' bit comes from?

[barrk]

Oops! Fat fingers today I guess...too much chocolate!

Anyway, I wasn't sure because acronyms can have multiple meanings depending on the industry.

We have two version of the JSF hangared by us. One is built by Boeing and the other Lockheed. They are going to have a "fly off" to determine which contractor to give the business too. The Boeing plane is really ugly but the Lockheed one looks similar to my airplane.

Why didn't you take the job? Too many secrets to pass the security clearance tests?

Originally posted by barrk
I actually got to fly it during the Christmas Holidays when things were slow. It was very cool!

Damn! that must've been cool :cool:

[HarryW]

Yeah I prefer the Lockheed one too, although most people I've spoken to about it that know what I'm on about seem to prefer the Boeing model. I haven't seen much from the Lockheed camp, they seem to be playing it quiet, whereas Boeing are going all out and showing off about it. I went to the Farnborough air show last year, and Boeing had a JSF hangar with one of their prototypes on display. It looks like they just stuck the engine on as an afterthought. In fact, that's exactly what I said with one of the Boeing guys behind me :rolleyes: I don't think he was too impressed.

I never applied because a) I thought it might be a bit... governmental (which I've done before and it's really frustrating)... and b) they wanted a letter and I never know what to write. I still have letters to write though. Any tips?

[HarryW]

Oh and I have UK Ministry of Defence security clearance, to a moderate level at least, twice over ;) They make you apply whenever you get a job that requires it for some reason.

[barrk]

What kind of letter did they require? A reference letter or just a letter of introduction?

[HarryW]

Just a covering letter to go with my CV. The CV contains details of references if they want them.

[barrk]

I'll see if I can track mine down at home and send it to you.

Working with the government can be very frustrating but it's a stable job and I get to see a lot of cool stuff I wouldn't normally get to see.

[HarryW]

Oh, thanks a lot Katie, that would be really helpful :)

(don't tell anyone I smiled, ok? )

I'm gonna tell everyone :D

[barrk]

I won't tell a soul!

[nukem996]

"significant other" thats the name of the last LiMp BiZkIt cd. i got that. have no fear The Nuclear Knights r here. and to get in the sperite play some KoRn. :D

[nukem996]

"significant other" thats the name of the last LiMp BiZkIt cd. i got that. have no fear The Nuclear Knights r here. and to get in the sperite play some KoRn. :D
and for all u happy ppl play insane clown posse.

[HarryW]

The last Limp Bizkit CD was 'The Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water'. 'Significant Other' was the second album, after 'Three Dollar Bill Y'all'. ICP are kinda ****, sorry.

ICP is horrible... but they burned M&M pretty badly about his "slim shady" song.

For anybody who doesn't know, burn is another term for insult. But it sounds cooler :)

[nukem996]

thats what i ment. u into limp? and ppl from the uk into KoRn they r scottish.

[HarryW]

I don't really like much Limp Bizkit. There are a couple of okay songs, but there are so many bands around that are so much better, I don't really listen to them.

[nukem996]

all the ppl that said they got more then one person, u ppl a pimp? just asking.

i neaver meet a programer who was also a pimp.

[barrk]

What the hell are you talking about??????

pimp (pmp)
n.

One who finds customers for a prostitute; a procurer.

a pimp is not somebody with more than one lover.

in modern slang, that would be a player.

[barrk]

Were we discussing prostitution or music??? I'm really confused.

[nukem996]

i like limp bizkit i think thier kool.

I don't know. I was just posting the true meaning of pimp. I hate making bad comments about "my generation".... but sometimes they twist the meaning of everything and turn it into ****. Pimp is already a not-very-good word, but it should at least be used correctly.

Originally posted by nukem996
i like limp bizkit i think thier kool.

THEY'RE

:mad:

[HarryW]

I think that's because the subject just got totally changed for some very odd reason. I think programming would be a very strange sideline job for a pimp, and vice-versa.

I think I'd be more interested in talking about music. Anyone like Pennywise? The song 'Bro Hymn' is pretty good (live at least).

[barrk]

Nope but thanks for the tip. I'll check'em out!

[Active]

Seriously Speaking..

Once ...I came across a Advertisement in the classified
Section of a Online Website . That Was from a Prostitute.
and she promptly added an Information that she is a
Micrsoft Certified System Engineer (MCSE) !!!!

[parksie]

Hehe cool :)

So which was she? :p

I like a lot of "lovey dovey" music... I don't know why, I guess because it's just human nature to beleive what we hear in songs and see in movies will someday happen to us.

Anyway, if you like that kind of music, I recomend

Carlene
and
Just Another Day In Paradise


both by Phil Vassar.

And *Dennis hesitates* another song I think is decent is *Dennis hesitates again* My Heart Will Go On, by Celine Dion *Dennis cowers in fear of the English members of this board*


*Dennis recoperates from the beatings he recieved*

I also recomend anything by Faith Hill, and Martina McBride.

*Dennis hides in corner, just to be safe*