Which programming languages do you know?

And before anybody says "well 'know' is subjective and could mean many things," just post what languages you consider you know. If you say anything like that I'm going to point you right back to this post.

I would say that I know:
VB.NET
C#

A whole 2 for me. PHP is on the way though. I'm excited to see the long lists. Post away long time pros.