Keen followers of my threads will have noted that I have been on holiday for the last two weeks, beginning with a jaunt to Indiana and encompassing Nashville, Savannah and Chicago.

Early reports indicate that America does have some very interesting and beautiful parts and that, despite mounting evidence to the contrary on this forum, not all of the natives are fat and stupid.

Indeed, I found Georgia and her sister Carolina to be quite alluring. Further details will follow when I have had some sleep.