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Gary.Lowe
Jan 5th, 2001, 08:38 AM
They use all excess gases talking

ba bum Tisshhhh!
Ianpbaker
Jan 5th, 2001, 08:49 AM
where's the nearest hospital gary, as I need to get some ribs replaced :D
barrk
Jan 5th, 2001, 12:32 PM
Hey now................be nice
Jan 5th, 2001, 06:05 PM
they do fart... just outa the way so people dont hear... they are just very selfish, they want all the smell their selves but we men like to be kind and share :P
Jan 5th, 2001, 07:32 PM
This is true. Women do fart. Reasons why they don't fart in public (in front of anyone else) is because:

they will be embarassed
women like to have good hygiene and don't want to stink
they think that men will come up with a comment they don't like

and for the soft farts, reason why they don't even do that:
they don't want to rip arse in front of people, even if it's a soft fart because it might escape and all hell may break lose :rolleyes:


That's basically main reasons. First off, for males, never say anything bad about a girl, always respect her and tell her how nice she looks. Women need that little support and good feeling about once every hour. So try and compliment them all the time. I hear was watching loveline, and this guy called in saying that his girlfriend stopped talking to him because she farted during sex. LOL! :D See how emotional women get? Hahahahahahaha.

As for men....

Men don't care, men sit back..relax, and get it all out without any hassle ;).
HarryW
Jan 5th, 2001, 08:02 PM
Hehe, reminds me of a particular kind of fart that only women suffer from ;) I think it's hilarious just because of their reaction, they get all embarrassed :rolleyes:
Benjamin
Jan 5th, 2001, 08:49 PM
which also reminds me.......



What's the difference between a woman and a refridgerator?

a refridgerator doesn't fart when you take the meat out.


ba bum tishhhhhh!
Balder
Jan 7th, 2001, 10:26 AM
I really hate that.
Took me about 5 seconds to understand it though.
Balder
Jan 7th, 2001, 10:30 AM
What an honour!!
Now I only got 4000+ posts left to reach Megatron...I CAN DO IT!
parksie
Jan 7th, 2001, 11:19 AM
I gave up trying to catch up with Megatron ;)

And he still doesn't have a new status... cf. the thread in Forum Feedback :)
Jan 7th, 2001, 05:25 PM
Never give up! Never surrender! - Galaxy Quest :rolleyes:

:D
Balder
Jan 7th, 2001, 06:17 PM
...I can beat at least you in posts Matthew. Megatron is about 4000 ahead but you are only 3600 something.
Watch you back from now on!! ;)