Happy New Year!!!

Happy New Year!!!

That was by my clock set off the Rugby atomic clock radio transmitter thingy so I guess VB World's clock is 4 mins slow!!!

What the hell are you sad lot all doing on the boards!?! Haven't you got a party to fall over!?! Or some singin to do...? Or are you all as sad as me!? :D

[parksie]

shoulfd a;ld aquatincace bre forgot and never b rougt to mind!!!!!


happy drunkedn new rear...and i can;'t type!!!!!

and no..i'm not sad...i'm puissded with aboiut 7 friends at my house :)

Fair enough...just don't you get so drunk that you all decide a midnight scuba dive seems like a pretty neat idea...! :)

(Hope you're too far gone to know wether that joke was even funny!!! (cos I think it prob isn't...but I've written it now an I can't be arsed writing anything else.)) :D

[parksie]

Not that I care...tjere's no water around to dive in :(

[Sam Finch]

Wot? There's water faling from the sky here in london, so why aint it falling in Devon (are you in devon?) O can';t type either

[parksie]

Hehe. I'm in Malvern...

...damn my head hurts (just woken up :()

[YoungBuck]

I feel your pain parksie, the damn sun should be illegal on New Years. :(

[supermova]

i got wasted woke up next to a supermodel and lost my car does any one know anything about this.

It's this pair of fury handcuffs and traffic cone that I'm worried about!!! :D

[parksie]

It's not a good night if you don't wake up next to a traffic cone ;)

:) That's the one.

[parksie]

I thought so.

Red Dwarf? I think it's the one with Hudsen and they all get pissed :)

Hudsen 10

"The Last Day" (Series 3)
Now just how sad am I?

[parksie]

Cooking a chicken with his eyes, I seem to remember. And vimto with liquid nitrogen (have to try that!).

I stand back in awe. How are the cochroaches?

[parksie]

Er...be right back...I have to extract the metal straw from my ear...