Are their any chic programmers out there.

[supermova]

I was just wondering if there are any programmers that are female. I know they exsist. however the only one i know is an ugly slut "wink".

[Benjamin]

Katie(barrk) is a female... and a programmer...

[barrk]

I don't think anyone has called me ugly before....at least not to my face!

[parksie]

Well if in the slightest possibility you were, they'd all be too scared that you'd slice them with your K-Barr :)

[Benjamin]

hey.. how do you like my new signature? ;)

[kedaman]

Hey Benji, did you ask parksie for permission?!?

[Benjamin]

no... that would defeat the whole purpose of the words in the sig.. ;)

[kedaman]

Merry cristmas katie and parksie :)

[kedaman]

Ok, now i noticed you didn't use the cool thing he gave me, since theres no such ugly font hehe :p

[parksie]

And merry christmas to you: Kedaman, Dennis, supernova (don't know you, but merry christmas anyway!!!)

Shall we let Dennis in on the secret?

[Benjamin]

what secret?
the "fonts" in the signatures are completely different...
:confused:

Merry Christmas, BTW

[parksie]

Hehehe. The fonts are different for a reason - but we didn't write ours by hand...


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[Benjamin]

cool... can you send me the program?

[kedaman]

well Benji, did you get it or did you write that C++ by yourself?

[parksie]

I told him where to get it :)

[wey97]

Better yet, are there any HOT chick programmers
(over 18 of course) that would like to have a little one-on-one
session?

Hmmmm....I'm a chic programmer but not a chick programmer.

Actually disregard the first part thongs, broad shorts, and a tshirt with "I Love the Pub" on it probably is not very chic. Damn, should have worn my "Apple Technical Support" tshirt in today as well as my going to church pair of thongs.

[HarryW]

You have to wear two thongs Jethro? Well, you must be very popular with the ladies *Wink* ;)

[parksie]

Change one letter and it gets very interesting ;)

thongs = sandals. You know the leather things you wear on your feet.

GString = what HarryW was thinking about.

And tommorrow we will discuss the meaning of noah for the unenlightened.

[Kzin]

Strangely enough - yes. But I'd keep quite about the VB . . .

[barrk]

Hey Jethro...did you say you wear a g-string and thongs to church???? Can you post pictures????

[Wonder Woman]

I am a chic programmer too Jethro.

[barrk]

Grrrrrrrr....please don't call me bark.



BTW...
I love your signature Jethro!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[smh]

There isn't that many women in here is there? Does anyone know what the ratio of male programmers to female programmers there are? I know we are the minority, but by how much?

[parksie]

Interesting question :)

Back soon...setting up a poll :)

[parksie]

Done: http://www.parksie.uklinux.net

[barrk]

50-50 so far.....not too many votes though (only us!)

[smh]

Now the women are ahead!

Don't expect that to last long though...

It didn't.....

Katie sorry SORRY sorry sorry sorry sorry

Ok that about covers it.

Though the Poll should have been something like

How many members are

1. Seppos

2. Poms

3. Well adjusted educated people :rolleyes:

[barrk]

Geesh! That was quite an apology!!! What's the matter Jethro..no Aussie option....weren't you interested in including your own countrymen in the poll?

Originally posted by barrk
Geesh! That was quite an apology!!! What's the matter Jethro..no Aussie option....weren't you interested in including your own countrymen in the poll?

Your right.

New option

4. God like creatures called Aussies.

Will also allow my countrywomen to be involved. Not that too many of them seem to hang out here.

Gotta log...trying to work out why national contract prices aren't appearing in our Product Enquiry screen....ah...the fun just never stops in the programming game.

[barrk]

That's very magnanimous of you!