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JPRoy392
Dec 5th, 2000, 01:20 PM
"Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons."
- Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949.


"I think there is a world market for maybe five computers."
- Thomas Watson, Chairman of IBM, 1943.


"I have traveled the length and breadth of this country and talked with the best people, and I can assure you that data processing is a fad that won't last out the year."
- The editor in charge of business books for Prentice Hall, 1957.


"But what...is it good for?"
- Engineer at the Advanced Computing Systems Division of IBM, 1968, commenting on the microchip.


"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home"
- Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977.


"The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who will pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?"
- David Sarnoff's associates in response to his urgings for investment in the radio in the 1920's.


"This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us."
- Western Union internal memo, 1887.


"Who the [heck] wants to hear actors talk?"
- H.M. Warner, Warner Brothers, 1927.


"Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible."
- Lord Kelvin, president, Royal Society, 1895.


"Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value."
-Marechal Ferdinand Foch, Professor of Strategy, Ecole Superieure de Guerre.

Juan Carlos Rey
Dec 6th, 2000, 07:09 PM
That I drank WHAAAAT???? (Socrate)
Here are two words that will help you open many doors: push, pull.
Sign on maternity door: Push.- "Push, push, push"
Double your drive space: Delete Windows!
Suicidal kills his twin brother by error.
A walking man hit my car. Now he is under it.
Drugs turn yu ful.
Smoking makes you loose your memory and another thing I canīt remember.
Life is a fatal illnes transmited sexually.
Smart blonde: an peroxymoron. (Nice one)
Politics: from greek "poli", many, and "tic", moron.
Send me $ 10 and I'll teach you how to take money from a fool
Dollar is very firm: still at 100 cents
My CaPs LoCk LiGhT iS bLiNkInG. iS tHaT nOrMaL?
Bad dog, don't byte that power cord! (Puff!) Oh, Bye, bye, doggy!
Blame Saint Andrew, itīs his fault!


Want some more?

[Edited by Juan Carlos Rey on 12-06-2000 at 08:38 PM]

Fox
Dec 7th, 2000, 12:07 AM
If there are 3 people in a house, and 5 come out, 2 have to go in so the house is empty. :D