[SERIOUS] I Kid You Not!!!

[Jacob Roman]

Last night I converted my ex ex back! All night long!!!

That's right, she's no longer a lesbian.

[iPrank]

So she is now a transvestite ?

[Jacob Roman]

Nope.


She called me the same day my ex broke up with me, and wanted me! Talk about irony.

Her and her gf broke up 2 weeks ago.

[SeanK]

Nope.


She called me the same day my ex broke up with me, and wanted me! Talk about irony.

Her and her gf broke up 2 weeks ago.

Sounds like a great time to ask about 3 way.

[mendhak]

August 27, 2006

Dear Diary,
New lows on VBF.
-Mendhak

August 28, 2006

Dear Diary,
New lows on VBF.
-Mendhak

August 29, 2006

Dear Diary,
New lows on VBF. Today JR tried to take us for fools. Mr. T pitied us.
-Mendhak

August 30, 2006

[chocoloco]

He does sound too full of himself, doesn't he? Pranking these sort of stories now and then .. looking to get attention. I think from now on we should just ignore him, oh ok .. maybe thats impossible as we need someone to laugh on.

[thegreatone]

Last night I converted my ex ex back! All night long!!!

That's right, she's no longer a lesbian.

She needed a reason to look for other girls after the on she loved dumped her... Hence the reason she came to you.

[wossname]

August 32, 2006

Dear Diary,
VBF Standard of moronic banality plummets to new depths. Chuck Norris is mentioned, but only in passing. UN now manned entirely by undercover Serengeti fauna. Nobody notices the calendar bug.
-wossname

[grilkip]

Planetary, intergalactic.

Another dimension, another dimension, another dimension.

[sevenhalo]

Planetary, intergalactic.

Another dimension, another dimension, another dimension.

If you try to knock me you'll get mocked.
I'll stir fry you in my wok.
Your knees will start shaking and your finger pop,
Like a pinch on the neck from Mr. Spock

[grilkip]

If you want to battle you're in denial
Coming from Uranus to check my style
Go ahead put my rhymes on trial
Cast you off into exile

[dark_shadow]

If you want to battle you're in denial
Coming from Uranus to check my style
Go ahead put my rhymes on trial
Cast you off into exile

you rap like your parents jerked you
i dont wanna be the hurt you
my rhymes are sick and ill
with a single word
i can fatally scar or kill
you cant match what i got
when i spit it sounds like a gunshot
if you act up, you get jacked up
like tina turner when she got smacked up

[zaza]

Last night I converted my ex ex back! All night long!!!

That's right, she's no longer a lesbian.

She has been reading about your exploits on here and has concocted a plan. You are the next to be converted.






Cue penagate...





And with regard to the title - let's hope you didn't kid her.

[grilkip]

eminem???

[Jacob Roman]

He does sound too full of himself, doesn't he? Pranking these sort of stories now and then .. looking to get attention. I think from now on we should just ignore him, oh ok .. maybe thats impossible as we need someone to laugh on.

Too full of myself? For the past 2 years, you fools kept thinking I converted her, but if anything, I converted her back. And she just called me today and wants to spend the night again! I can't wait!

[mendhak]

Of course, JR. And I'm not ashamed of my body. And zaza isn't infatuated with me.

[Jacob Roman]

I don't think monkeys are into frogs.

[crptcblade]

Too full of myself? For the past 2 years, you fools kept thinking I converted her, but if anything, I converted her back. And she just called me today and wants to spend the night again! I can't wait!

She just wants to rob you and hock your turntables. Be sure to throw down some mad beats while you still can...

[zaza]

Of course, JR. And I'm not ashamed of my body. And zaza isn't infatuated with me.

[dark_shadow]

eminem???

lol far from re woreded somthing i saw from 8 mile lol ya i was bored

[zaza]

...aaaannnnd AUP enter stage left.

[chocoloco]

sshhhh .. just a trick to get JR banned ....

[gigemboy]

JR n a girl.. what is this world
comin too
when a monkey wants to twirl
with a honey dew
I think there is quite a mix up
when he tries to get fixed up
sayin his ex is tryin to get licked up
no way
he didint
hes just tryin to get some attention
go away
just act like you didn't hear what he mentioned...
cuz we all know
how he rolls
he is gay
so today... for his sake..
let us pray.....

Ah-men *dropping mic*

I am the mad rapper...

[Jacob Roman]

[Removed]

Well here's some proof of the incident at least.

http://www.vbforums.com/showthread.php?t=317789

[thegreatone]

Well here's some proof of the incident at least.

http://www.vbforums.com/showthread.php?t=317789

Funny, the last part of the first post in that thread is now true...

[MasterBlaster]

I'll believe it when she has the restraining order on you removed.

[moeur]

I believe everything Jake says...

[penagate]

JR's ex has converted him and they are playing role reversal.

[gigemboy]

(: yag si RJ

[Valleysboy1978]

Somehow I don't really believe you. I'm thinking this smacks of desperation, trying to stop the VBF'ers winding you up about converting your ex into a lesbian.

[penagate]

It doesn't matter if she's lesbian or not any more. The fact still stands that JR converted her to lesbian in the first place

[mar_zim]

Last night I converted my ex ex back! All night long!!!

That's right, she's no longer a lesbian.

Fool!

Even you post this thread, still we don't stop insulting you.


btw nice try.

[CyberSurfer]

Well here's some proof of the incident at least.

http://www.vbforums.com/showthread.php?t=317789

I dunno what it is, but I can't help but have the sneaky suspicion that JR is making every single bit of this up. I mean, who tells people on the internet that their girlfriend turns lesbian and dumps them? Hardly a resounding acclamation of one's manhood. Coupled with that, who then also seriously expects us to beleive that they have magically converted said ex back????? I smell an attention seeking teenager!!

[oceanebelle]

Attention seeks me but I dumped it.

[BodwadUK]

So it worked lads we got the photos and framed JR with a man dressed as his ex. Now all we need to do is send it to you've been framed and we are £250 up

[chocoloco]

I smell an attention seeking teenager!!

and that is the truth in JRs case.

The thread he posted in defense of this thread is just another bunch of bollocks. He is full of it ...

[mendhak]

He is full of it ...

Full of what? Haemoglobin?

[penagate]

Homoglobin.

[crptcblade]

Homoglobin.

There's a spin-off joke in there somewhere, I just know it...

[Valleysboy1978]

It doesn't matter if she's lesbian or not any more. The fact still stands that JR converted her to lesbian in the first place

True