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  1. Jul 16th, 2006, 05:04 AM #1
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    Bad Writing contest

    http://blogs.usatoday.com/ondeadline...g_so_bad_.html
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    Martin's bellow resounded through the neighborhood like a corn-dog induced borborygmy in a woolly mammoth's stomach, not that he knew what a mammoth was, or borborygmy for that matter, but he was quite puzzled as to why a mammoth would be eating a corn dog thousands of years before it was invented, a thought which he dismissed immediately as "random bellowings."
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  2. Jul 16th, 2006, 05:52 AM #2
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    Re: Bad Writing contest

    What idiot even dares to classify that as "bad". This is approaching Norrisesque levels of awesome.

    I have added my own feeble attempts to produce a work as moving as that. I fear I shall be swept asunder by the noisome beauty of the other entrants.
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  3. Jul 16th, 2006, 09:48 AM #3
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    Re: Bad Writing contest

    photosh0p paints a thousand words.
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    Re: Bad Writing contest

    Quote Originally Posted by oceanebelle
    photosh0p paints a thousand words.
    In 1940, Chuck Norris did something that impressed everyone.

    Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Cry, and you just water down your vodka.


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    Re: Bad Writing contest

    Roflmao...
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  7. Jul 16th, 2006, 12:42 PM #6
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    Re: Bad Writing contest

    Quote Originally Posted by crptcblade
    In 1940, Chuck Norris did something that impressed everyone.

    Yes, but in those days the word "awesome" had not yet been invented, so the public's awe manifested itself as eggnog.
    I don't live here any more.
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    Re: Bad Writing contest

    Chuck Norris despises eggnog. He prefers to drink petrol.





    I, however, do not believe in Chuck Norris. This has oft been recorded.
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  9. Jul 16th, 2006, 04:18 PM #8
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    Re: Bad Writing contest

    But you believe in ME. Oft recorded.
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    Re: Bad Writing contest

    You again!
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    Re: Bad Writing contest

    Du-du-du-du-du-du-du-du...
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    Re: Bad Writing contest

    Him again.
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