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kovan
Nov 24th, 2000, 10:34 AM
farmer had one roster and way too many chickens
so he thought that he needed another roster
making this short
he gets a new young roster
so he has 2 rosters now

the old roster being threaten by this
challenged the young to a race who ever wins gets to stay and the other has to leave

the young of course thinking he could kick the old guys ass
took him up the offer
so the starte the race, 5 laps around the barn..
they started off and the chickens started to cheer on

first 2 labs the old guy was way ahead of him
3rd lab the gab became closer
by the last lab, it was VERY close

the farmer heard all that noise the chickens were making
looked out and saw the young running after the old..
takes out his shot gun
blows the youngs head off
farm walks away with dissapointment and shakes his head
"thats the fourth gotdamn gay roster i got this week"