Hello!

[Benjamin]

Hi, it's me, denniswrenn,

errmm.. no I didn't get banned.. although close :(

but I decided to have another username for chitchat...

if anybody is wondering why I chose this name.... well, first of all it's none of your business, but I'll tell you anyway..


this is my name in german class, so deal with it.. :rolleyes:



Dennis

How many usernames do you really have Dennis? Is this the 15'th or the 16'th one``? :p

[Benjamin]

I am not telling... but as far as you can prove, I have 3 maybe 4

[Sophtware]

Nice new username dennis... or should i say BENJAMIN!!!!!!!

[Benjamin]

that really offended me sopthware.. I think I am going to go lay down and cry.... boo hoo...

[tumblingdown]

Don't be a cry teenager Benjy.


td.

[Benjamin]

*Dennis approaches TD as if he was going to punch him, but instead he throws sopthware at him and runs away*

[tumblingdown]

/me catches Sophtware in his his left hand, does a quick shifty to his right, then hurls Sophtware back to Dennis with the force of a thousand programmers. Sophtware explodes all over Dennis, making a horrible mess, and Dennis falls over to his knees. Weeping.


td.

(please note: All characters here within are fictious, apart from Dennis and Sophtware, and no Sophtware's were hurt in the process.)

[tumblingdown]

Originally posted by tumblingdown
...Sophtware explodes all over Dennis, making a horrible mess...

I just realised what that sounds like. sorry.


td.

[Benjamin]

but remember you're the one who made him explode, I can take a shower, but you have to live with making sophtware explode your whole life....

[tumblingdown]

Will somebody please explain to Dennis why it sounds bad ;-)


td.

[Benjamin]

I know why.. I am not a complete idiot.... but you are the one who made him "explode"

[tumblingdown]

It's not my fault i'm so god damn good looking!


td.

[Benjamin]

lol

[tumblingdown]

You may laugh, but i really have seen your mother...


td.

[tumblingdown]

sorry, couldn't resist it ;-)


td.

[Benjamin]

How do you know it was my mother...?
maybe it was your reflection in the mirror

[tumblingdown]

i don't have saggy tits!


td.

[FantastichenEin]

Benjamin,
What did you almost get banned for?

[Benjamin]

my name is Dennis, but I almost got banned because I kept saying the F-Word... but instead of it appearing as **** I used a little way to get around it so it would be ****'d out...


and TD, sophtware just reincarnated and told me that you DO have saggy tits

[tumblingdown]

Damn. Busted!

hehe geddit ;-)


td.

[kovan]

i think he was getting to annyoing

so john or james ***** slapped him few times
he seems to be back to normal

[tumblingdown]

yeah. That'll learn him.


td.

[Benjamin]

maybe... :rolleyes:

[kovan]

dennis did they use the leather and the strap?

[Benjamin]

No, they would have but they said your mom wouldn't let them borrow it

[parksie]

LOL.

PS: I got round the censor first ;)
PPS: It was James.

[kovan]

hmmm dont say NOTHING about my mom
cus i do not like that,
if you got something to say, say it to ME
i will let you go this time little boy
next time i will cut your winnie off

[Benjamin]

Kovan:

I was just kidding... I didn't really mean it....

[Sophtware]

I am getting handeld worse than a 2 dollar *****... and i havent even been in this post to relize it!!! hehehe hahaha

Hey you guys... pick me up dagnabit!!!! :)

TD throws Sophtware at you with the force of a thousand programmers. Gee Sophtware must have gone at least a yard.

AND don't insult kovan's mom...she still has to tell him that he was the product of a medical mishap...oops sorry kovan's mom didn't mean to spill the beans on that one. And while l am at it, kovan could you stop wearing your sister's underwear.

Dennis

A bit confused on Benjamin being your name in German class, could you elaborte on that one.

[kovan]

hmmm, dude i dont wear women's clothes
its not my fault you fantasize about me in such cloth
:)

[HarryW]

You mean that's his sister?!? Jeez, I never would have guessed...

:D

[barrk]

I just got used to calling you Dennis and you change it on me! I hope you had a nice holiday.

I just got a huge project at work and I won't be able to spend much time chatting. I'm counting on you to come up with sarcastic humor when Jethro gets on a roll. Don't let me down. I'll check in from time to time.

Cya!

[Edited by barrk on 11-27-2000 at 11:07 AM]

[Benjamin]

you don't have to call me Benjamin...(infact, I'd be happier if you all just called me Dennis)
I just want this as my chit chat name...



A bit confused on Benjamin being your name in German class, could you elaborte on that one.



Well, in almost any class where we learn a language(aside from VB and C++ class) we have to choose a name....

in spanish class it's like pablo and carlos, and french it's like..... :confused: I don't know any french names,
but in german class it's like sebastian, benjamin, sabina, etc..

Ok, I've done enough elaborating, I gonna get some tea with honey in it....

(I got sick when I went hunting and lost my voice)




[Edited by Benjamin on 11-27-2000 at 11:05 AM]

[Benjamin]

BTW, you spelt elaborate wrong

So some one else had Hans and the other easy names. I didn't know Benjamin was a german name. Live and learn l guess. Hows the german coming along?

[parksie]

Ich glaube Dennis kann nicht Deutsch sprechen...

Aber kann Ich? Ich weiss nicht ;)

[Benjamin]

hey!

fick dich mike...

ich kann spreche deutsch..

[parksie]

Hehehehe.

Apart from missing the capital letters, of course (but that's basically irrelevant - so WHO CARES?!?!?)

I knew you could speak German, Dennis :)

Wenn das Wetter schoen ist, fahre ich zur Schule auf Rad.

[Benjamin]

nobody cares how you get to school parksie :p


BTW, I didn't notice this at first.. but



Ich glaube Dennis kann nicht Deutsch sprechen...


shouldn't it be



Ich glaube Dennis kann nicht Deutsch sprecht...


because you aren't talking to a "superior" (which would mean you would have to say Herr Wrenn, and use Sie and en), and you aren't talking about many people which would also use Sie and en.... you are talking about me in the third person Point of view.. so, it should be t...

:rolleyes:

[parksie]

I told you I wasn't very good :rolleyes:

[HarryW]

Hmm, wie ist das Wetter in München? Ich möchte ein stück Karotte bitte. Shade, die Pizza ist noch im Ofen, es ist totall verbrannt!

Hehe, egal, mein Deutsch ist nicht fansastisch, aber Ich will gut Deutsch gelernt ein Tag :)

[da_silvy]

Originally posted by tumblingdown
Originally posted by tumblingdown
...Sophtware explodes all over Dennis, making a horrible mess...

I just realised what that sounds like. sorry.


td.

yeah, rather sicK!!

[da_silvy]

Originally posted by HarryW
Hmm, wie ist das Wetter in München? Ich möchte ein stück Karotte bitte. Shade, die Pizza ist noch im Ofen, es ist totall verbrannt!

Hehe, egal, mein Deutsch ist nicht fansastisch, aber Ich will gut Deutsch gelernt ein Tag :)

I don't know how the weather is in Munich?

If you find your own carrot, you can have it

and last worthy thing:

Why'd you burn my pizza?

Ok bye e ver e 1