Christmas Party Date

[Wonder Woman]

I need a date for a Christmas Party. Any of you guys out there like to have a date with a

5'7 Brunette
Elegant Cindy Crawford cross Naomi Cambell Look-A-Like
34-21-34
Swim Suit Model

If you are interest, please post your phone number and email address.

And if you believe THAT, I've got land in SE Louisiana I'd
like to talk to you about.....

DerFarm

[kovan]

do you have land everywhere mr fukto?

I won the land (375 acres) in a poker game in '69. The
previous owner had collected it as a debt in a bouree game
in New Orleans in '68. The owner previous to THAT had lost
beaucoup of $$$ trying to raise turtles for turtle soup.
The alligators kept eating the turtles. The land is under
3" - 4' of water (Mississippi Delta) exept for about 35
acres, has NO gas or oil, and cannot be timbered (bird
sanctuary). As far as I know, no taxes have been paid
since '65.

Not even the Cajun's want it.

DerFarm

[Wonder Woman]

Who will be the lucky man? Can you tell me more about yourself. I also have a phD degree in Psychology and like bald headed men. Any matching candidata?

My wife has PhD in Mathematics and my boss has hair
implants. Is that close enough?

DerFarm

[Wonder Woman]

You are some what qualified but I don't date married men. I am not a home-wrecker.

My brother is looking for wife #4. Shall I get hold of him?


DerFarm

[Wonder Woman]

You are out farm boy. What about the other two handsome bachelors? I am 5 feet 7 with measurements of 34-21-34. What more can a man ask? Give me a description about yourself please.

[Wonder Woman]

Do you work out honeybee? A muscular bumble bee.

[kovan]

i am not gay
20
with a beard,
zity face
VERY skinny
i sit home ALL do do nothing but talk about religion
i have no life
i hardly ever have time for a shower

if you still interested gimme a shout (mind you i am NOT gay)
so nevermind since you got a bigger mustache then i do probably

:)

if you're not gay then why do you keep sending me sexually oriented emails????

I told him to stop, but he wouldn't....

j/k :rolleyes:

[barrk]

Are you boys squabbling again?? You don't want me to send you to your rooms do you. Keep it up and I'll take away your television priveleges!

I don't watch TV, so :p

[barrk]

Good for you dennis! Okay, I'll disconnect your filter so you can't use your DSL!

[Sophtware]

I am bald... but only because i shave my head...so does that count me in? ;) :eek: ;)

So if you are REALLY lying about your size..and you actually weigh 500lbs and are 4'9 or by some sick chance of twisted fate..you have a bigger ***** than i do ..then..umm




*runs away..far away*


SCREAMING: "On second thought you pick someone else, i will just be waaaaaaaay over here" ;)

disconnect my filter?
whats that?

[Wonder Woman]

I am really what I said. Sophty, bald turns me on.

[barrk]

I had to put a filter on my phone line so I could use the phone and the DSL at the same time. Didn't you?

Ummmm no.... my ISP may not be "up to date" but they can't transfer the ADSL signal over a voice line...

so we still have 2 phone lines, but they pay for the 2nd...


Is your connection always on BTW?

I have to "dial - up" to mine... not really dial up but it has to communicate with the ISP... then I can go on the internet

I also have a dynamic IP addy....

after the holidays I am going to call my ISP and ask if they can tell me how to have the connection always on, and if I can have a static IP

[Wonder Woman]

Dennis, is your leader going to come back one of these days? I would not mind dating the pointed ear fella for my Christmas Party.

[barrk]

Mine's always on. I have a zone alarm set up that doesn't allow people to find my IP adress unless I want them to.

I wish mine was always on....

about 3 weeks before I got DSL I talked to people to find out what the best firewalls were...

I have Black Ice, Zone Alarm, At Guard, and Norton Personal Firewall

although it's good to have 1, or 4, but I don't really need them now since my connection can be disconnected.... :mad:

[Wonder Woman]

How come you are ignoring me Dennis? I asked you a question so that I can get a date.

Oh, I didn't see your post wonder woman.....
I have no idea when he is going to come back

[Wonder Woman]

For the last time Dennis, 100% woman.

He did not get ban did he? How can I contact him for a date?

[barrk]

Kovan, quit harrassing dennis. He's too young for you to date. Besides, he's heterosexual.

[Wonder Woman]

I am not Kovan. I am 100% woman and also heterosexual too.

hahahahaha.... yeah kovan...


WW, remember that last post he made saying he was leaving?

well, I don't know how serious he was, but none of "the team" (me, kedaman, etc) has heard of him since then.....'

[Wonder Woman]

Fine, if you think I am Kovan, how do I contact the pointed ear fella for a date?

Tell your leader he is missing out on measurements of 34-21-34. I make catwoman looks like nothing.

nobody has heard from him, and he dropped his "team" email address, we can't get ahold of him.....
and even if Icould I wouldn't for you.... he is not gay...

[barrk]

Hey dennis. Are you going anywhere for the holiday? If so, have lots of fun and ignore VB-World for a while. Kovan said he was going back to school which means Wonder Woman will be leaving too(thank God!)

Do you have a lot of family near you? We are all meeting at my cousins in Fallbrook. He lives on an Avocado orchard. There will be 25 of us ranging from 2 weeks to 80 years. I can't wait!

[Wonder Woman]

I am 100% woman and just want to talk to him. Right, I really believe that you don't have contact with him. I just want a friendly date with him. Can't you just give me his phone number???

baark:

after I eat, I am going hunting.... mmmmm venison...

and thats the only place I am going for the holidays...



WW:

I swear I have no way of contacting him....

[Wonder Woman]

Then, I will contract Nitro then. Thanks for swearing Dennis.

[barrk]

There's nothing like killing Bambi's Mom or Dad, huh? That sure says holidays to me!

exactly!

Hey Dennis, You wanna kill a Moose?

DerFarm

I suppose....

but only if you provide me with the .444 or the .340

I don't have anything that powerful.... out of 225 guns, you'd think I would... but I don't

[Wonder Woman]

Boys, I am looking for a Christmas Date. Can you boys take your hunting hobbies to another post. I don't like guns and you are scaring off most of my handsome candidates.

are there any handsome women here?

are you scared?


see WW.... nobody was really paying attn to you...

[Rudy]

Im sorry but if you would really be what you are, i guess you could just go in a pub or something like that and **** you would get a man like that so whatever stop trying to bullshit people

[Wonder Woman]

I want a programmer to be my date Rudy Freshen Tootie and that is why I did not flaunt infront hundred of men. Dennis and your guns. Go and play somewhere else tough little boy. Honeybee, Set me up with Arnie.

[Sophtware]

I wonder if it is a woman... lol hehe

[Rudy]

Sophtware: you could be surprised lol

[Sophtware]

Good one honeybee... i like the way you built it up ;)

[Wonder Woman]

OK, I wouldn't mind taking your sex toy to the Christmas party Honeybee. I won't do anything to it. That means your dog won't have a sore ass for one day. ;) So, do you want me Honeybee? :D:D:D

100% woman

[Benjamin]

if he does want you, there's gonna be another dog with a sore ass....



:rolleyes:
sorry honeybee, that was supposed to offend wonderwoman... not you...

[Wonder Woman]

I was just trying to make you jealous Honeybee. I succeed. Now do you want to take me to the christmas party or do you think you are too good for me?

[zmerlinz]

hi

if you are really a woman, can you send us or link to picture of you and how can you prove that it is you ?

otherwise if you are a man why do you parade as a woman ?

[Benjamin]

"she" already sent us a "picture of her"
it was a bunch of pic's of wonder woman(the TV one) and the site was owned by a guy....
look for cybersurfers thread entitled "Wonder Man, ya been rumbled"

and if you ask for any more pics. WW will just send you those...

[Wonder Woman]

Originally posted by Benjamin
You all, Wonder Woman is really a woman. One of the sexiest woman on earth.

Originally posted by denniswrenn
Wonder Woman is the cutest woman I have ever seen in my life! I saw her yesterday.

Originally posted by DerFarm
I wish Wonder Woman will date me for the Christmas Party!

Originally posted by honeybee
Wonder Woman, I will do anything for you.

Originally posted by Rudy
Wonder Woman have a nice rear. I want to grab it and bite it.

Originally posted by Sophtware
Wonder Woman is really 100% woman. Her measurements is not really 34-21-34 but 36-24-28.

Originally posted by kovan
I want Wonder Woman.

Originally posted by kedaman
Must admit she is a cute one.

Originally posted by barrk
Wonder Woman is an ugly *****. I am jealous with her.



I am not going to the party with any of you guys. You guys don't meet my standard.

These are all the quotes I collected from past posts. If you don't agree with these then replied to this thread that you don't agree.

IF NO ONE REPLIES, THAT MEANS EVERYTHING IS TRUE AND I AM 1000000% REAL PURE FRESH WOMAN.

[Wonder Woman]

Whoever loves me and wants to date me, don't raise up your hands. If you think I am 150% female, don't raise up your hands. Good, almost the entire world loves and wants to date little old 150% real woman me. :D

I am a woman and 150% feminine.